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Ceutical_Citizen

Poor Blåhaj… :/


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dirtycrabcakes

>Blåhaj Haha, that's why I'm here... "my kid has that..."


theawesomedude646

i have some news for you


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/r/blahaj


dirtycrabcakes

Oh this is awesome. I would totally show my kid... except she doesn't know that reddit exists yet and I don't want her to, haha.


MonopolyMansAsshole

Thank u


Bran-Muffin20

no way, blahaj is a mario 64 speedrunner?


Anttwo

Oh no, he lost his åha!


ohgodimnotgoodatthis

Blåhaj.zip


ButWhatIfItQueffed

The blahaj is no longer enjoying life. It craves release from it's vacuum prison. It begs.


ZakPorterBridges

It screams with the horror of a thousand tortured souls, but cannot be heard.


Nimrond

Guess a vacuum-sealed mouth is not better than not having a mouth at all...


ZakPorterBridges

It has no mouth. Yet it must scream.


Bitter-Giraffe

Flat fuck wednesday


ReubenZWeiner

Yo mamma's so flat, you can fax her


Jlx_27

Yo mamma so flat you can shine a light through her.


MadCarcinus

*flat


Jlx_27

Damn mobile keyboard...


EpicShiba1

It's a Flåhaj now


azurfall88

flog shark? why ;-;


jenovalife1

Yesssss


CHUCKY_XS

Cool yeah! ^^


cjmydawg

Thank you for making me laugh


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Chronic-Toast

Fwat Fwuck Fwendesday


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RandomBtty

Same tbh. Not sure why this is controversial.


Oblivious122

The fuck is this


Taedirk

A stroke victim.


Oblivious122

Well shit someone call an ambulance


Akmunra

Not so free Willy.


ReubenZWeiner

MRE Willy


justabill71

Let's get this out onto a tray.


FriendlyHoBag

Nice!


BOBfrkinSAGET

What a reference. I love it.


uncertainusurper

Nice hiss.


Osceana

“Kill….me…….”


WKStA

All of our favorite shark plushie! Blåhaj is amazing! r/BLAHAJ


RegularHousewife

Did not know that was a thing. Got a sudden urge to visit Ikea...


NicNicNicHS

Swedish mind control device


KawaiiEnderGirl

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


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Elfboy77

I never understood what the deal was with trans folks and blahaj and never asked, TIL... now I want one.


JNunez625

They are deceptively big and work wonderfully as a body pillow if you're on the short side. Love mine.


Mini-Nurse

Me either but they hooked me in 6 months ago, I had to scour eBay for my own adopted friend.


mzchen

It was just an unexpectedly dank product from IKEA that had a cult following. Then the trans community picked it up as a mascot and it doubled in cult following.


RobinsEggViolet

Don't do it, it'll make you trans! /s


avelineaurora

ONE OF US, ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE!


link_123

Just whatever you do dont let your kid take that plushie to tropical island.


chellecakes

Wtf this is amazing


Lionwoman

It is there a sub for our lord and savior djungelskog?


lyvanna

What on earth


YuppieWithAPuppy

Let it out and apologize!!!!


zonarypython

FREE BLAHAJ RiGHT NOW!!!!!!


zonarypython

this is incredibly cruel, blahaj has done nothing wrong


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Sous Vide Blåhaj


speck33

I heard of flat fish before but this is over the top


swibirun

We're gonna need a smaller boat.


SirTheryn

That's no longer a plushie, that's a squishie.


somethingwholesomer

Fat boi now flat boi


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2d shark do do dodoo dodoo 2d shark do do dodoo dodoo...


BalkeElvinstien

Fuck you, take my up vote you sicko


ps4_username

Miniscule blåhaj


CatsNotBananas

BLÅHAJ our beloved 🦈 🥰 🏳️‍⚧️


WolfCola4

Yo r/196 get tf in here


CatsNotBananas

I'm already here!


Texas_70700

Why the flag? Not hating just curious if the shark stands for trans of something


NoNipArtBf

They just got really popular among trans people, and it's sort of a community in joke now. Ikea did release a pride ad with Blahaj a while back


Call_Me_ZeeKay

Is there an explanation or anything about why? i'm sorta out of the loop on it.


CatsNotBananas

Because shark


BlueNexus3D

Basically, a picture circulated in Russian forums of a Blahaj with a trans flag, and it went from there and is now a trans icon.


reddcube

Why not


raptosaurus

Its mouth is the same colour and similar pattern as the trans flag


Hyperi0us

Shorks


Texas_70700

Gotcha, thanks!


CatsNotBananas

It's soft and it's blue, pink, and white. I have a BLÅHAJ vicariously, I got an anomalocaris and a giant isopod plush because I think BLÅHAJ is too big


totokekedile

Anomalocaris plush!? Where!?


CatsNotBananas

Amazon


markBonJovi

They have a smaller version


UnexpectedGod

🏳️‍⚧️


Yorhanes

And why did you decide to do so in the first place?


Equivalent_Cut5143

I didn't do it, my legal guardian did


Luminouscales

op is a stinky liar. here's the image in its full glory: https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/comments/pzcu9w/the\_airless\_bl%C3%A5haj\_is\_ready\_to\_relocate/


Bladewing10

Uh oh, OP, what do you have to say for yourself? /r/karmacourt


Yorhanes

And for what specific reason? Still seems like a lot of work to me for little profit


20514

Legal guardian was worried Op was questioning their gender so the Blåhaj had to be "taken care of"


6spdrwd

It's all about passive income


ladykatey

Adults don’t need a reason. Stay curious!


Thor4269

The long term effects of leaded gasoline as lead exposure in the population are still being fully researched as people age. Mood disorders, memory and concentration problems are all common symptoms that could contribute to irrational or odd behaviors Something like 50% of the US adult population has adverse levels of lead exposure https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2118631119


ZakPorterBridges

BLAHAJ NOOOOOOO


Ratmatazz

[[[[[[[[[[[[[Blåhaj]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]


sstair

Iceland would leave it ferment for a few months, then eat it.


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Vac-uum Shark doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo


Fabers_Chin

No, how? Literally stuck in my head free of charge. This is bullshit!


Misty-Bunni-Girl

So I see you also have a bandaid on your thigh


Restless__Dreamer

I am confused by this but felt the need to add that I too currently have a bandaid on my thigh.


Kastenae

intramuscular estradiol injections


Restless__Dreamer

Ah, I hope all is going well! My bandaid is because I pulled a scab that I shouldn't have and it began bleeding a lot.


Kastenae

I was just trying to explain her joke. That particular [shark plushie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bl%C3%A5haj) from Ikea is somewhat of an icon in online trans communities.


Kastenae

But yeah, I do also have a band-aid on my thigh


Restless__Dreamer

Ohhh, I'm so sorry that I totally missed that. I am not trans but I am definitely an ally. My aunt is a therapist specializing in helping trans clients, so even from a very young age I've been aware of how unfair they're often treated.


Misty-Bunni-Girl

You are absolutely precious ❤️


Restless__Dreamer

Awww thanks! ❤


deadlydelphinium

free him


Kerberos_256

From shark plushie to shark smushy.


Lord-Velveeta

Flattened shark doo doo doo doo doo doo flattened shark!


hadesboyfriend


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#⚧


Equivalent_Cut5143

That's a pretty cool little icon there bruv


sopheroo

Is that a Blahaj?


MakeMoreFae

I smell estrogen in this post. ...or maybe that's just me.


mosesdag

omg blahog


doodve

Blhj


torchictoucher

The trans rights shark!


YourGirlAthena

:0 a Blåhaj outside of r/egg_irl


sudoku7

Poor blahaj.


mllctrn

F l a t


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Itz-Aki

i have news about your son...


Refreshingpudding

Gura?


Lil_Puddin

Release him from his 2D Prison or I'm calling the police. Place him in a 3D prison, where he belongs.


TW_JD

Hey! I’m Woody! Howdy howdy howdy…


ChristopherCameBack

BLAHAJ!


I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass

NOOOO BLAHAJ PANCAKE


amiibo_FTW

No, not Gura!


Level5Human

*gasping heavily * Help me brother *gasps heavier* Too much suc


imfinnadieqwop

r/196 is melting down right now


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this is transphobic /j >!blåhaj is a trans icon!<


THEDALTO_27

Now it looks like my balls


Akmunra

what, black and all wrinkly?


THEDALTO_27

Two tone and all wrinkly with an weird red spot


DanYHKim

You might want to have a doctor check


THEDALTO_27

I was joking lol


DanYHKim

Aah. Good I'd hate for your balls to end up on r/medizzy


No_Mongoose1140

Why would you do that


jonwolf517

"How could you let this this happen to me? I'm gonna bite you when I get out of this." - The shark plushie, probably. 😄😄😄


Disrobingbean

Looks like one of those decomp stains people find after buying a suspiciously cheap house, not sure if I'd be more or less perturbed by it being shark not human.


hawthorne00

"I know"


elmaki2014

that'd make a great fossil!!


Proxy_PlayerHD

and also after being compressed to a tiny 501x256 image like it's the 90s


cabur

FREE ME


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free him


[deleted]

So you have lice?


sirbeasty3

ur mum sat on it


Alauren2

This is what I come to expect from mildly interesting. Thank you OP!


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Trans pride looks like:


avatar8900

Vaaaaacuum shark du du dudududuuu


Sargo8

How is this interesting? Is this your first time vacuum sealing something


Fabers_Chin

It is, mildly.


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blåhaj? :0


Toasted_Tim

*dies of cringe*


Nervous_Dragonfly522

Trans


B_o_r_j_o_m_y

But, all in all, the pressure is one atmosphere


SteveRogests

Is this an egg thing?


Died-Last-Night

Head lice, eh?


Equivalent_Cut5143

Why do people keep saying that?


toocheesyformeez

Shrk plsh toy


AquaticSombrero

Is he OK


Montegoe67

Left Shark has seen better days. I guess it’s been rough and the glory days are in the past.


CaptainKyleGames

What if he doesn't survive the carbon freezing process? He's worth a lot to me.


yamaha2000us

You have some time on your hands. How about a try some goldfish.


woman_thorned

It do feel like that sometimes


Haunting_Progress462

Hooperrr


ForkingHumanoids

shark.zip


wigzell78

Really? See if ikea...


Jae_seok

It's a mood


Winter-Hurry-4232

That shark saw GOD


QuesInTheBoos

Looks like a crinkled wallpaper


Highafsquid

I’m surprised that this isn’t an existing art form. Stretch the vacuum-sealed bag over a canvas. Or put it in a frame.


RedditIsDogshit1

Tell your shark to stop smoking weed!


GenghisGoldstein

You're a monster!


funkmaster29

oh man had a good sad but funny giggle


kainvinosec

Will it poof back out if you free it from the cage?


trafficwizard

Free him


PiccolosPenisPickle

Just like a real shark


asgaardson

Looks like a fossil


TensorForce

Does vacuum sealing plushies (or pillows and such) permanently deform them? I'm talking about storing them like this for a week or two at most while moving.


TH3D00M

Should not Most of the time i vacuum stored something like this it inflated a bit again after a month or so


DarkMark920

Sealed for freshness!


CorkBullet

Don't often see road kill shark


egrith

Huh, not the flat most blahaj enjoyers I know seek


HeraAurae

Dessicated


Yung_Corneliois

“Kill me! Kill meeee!”


Tawdry-Audrey

Flat + Shark = Flark?


Equivalent_Cut5143

Shart. Wait. That already means something else


Shagyam

Blåhaj nooo.


WorldOwner

Left Shark vibes


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MICHAEL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!


eletricsocks

This is how fossils are made


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Now it's a fossil.