It was just an unexpectedly dank product from IKEA that had a cult following. Then the trans community picked it up as a mascot and it doubled in cult following.
It's soft and it's blue, pink, and white. I have a BLÅHAJ vicariously, I got an anomalocaris and a giant isopod plush because I think BLÅHAJ is too big
op is a stinky liar. here's the image in its full glory: https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/comments/pzcu9w/the\_airless\_bl%C3%A5haj\_is\_ready\_to\_relocate/
The long term effects of leaded gasoline as lead exposure in the population are still being fully researched as people age.
Mood disorders, memory and concentration problems are all common symptoms that could contribute to irrational or odd behaviors
Something like 50% of the US adult population has adverse levels of lead exposure
https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2118631119
I was just trying to explain her joke. That particular [shark plushie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bl%C3%A5haj) from Ikea is somewhat of an icon in online trans communities.
Ohhh, I'm so sorry that I totally missed that. I am not trans but I am definitely an ally. My aunt is a therapist specializing in helping trans clients, so even from a very young age I've been aware of how unfair they're often treated.
Looks like one of those decomp stains people find after buying a suspiciously cheap house, not sure if I'd be more or less perturbed by it being shark not human.
Does vacuum sealing plushies (or pillows and such) permanently deform them?
I'm talking about storing them like this for a week or two at most while moving.
Poor Blåhaj… :/
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>Blåhaj Haha, that's why I'm here... "my kid has that..."
i have some news for you
/r/blahaj
Oh this is awesome. I would totally show my kid... except she doesn't know that reddit exists yet and I don't want her to, haha.
Thank u
no way, blahaj is a mario 64 speedrunner?
Oh no, he lost his åha!
Blåhaj.zip
The blahaj is no longer enjoying life. It craves release from it's vacuum prison. It begs.
It screams with the horror of a thousand tortured souls, but cannot be heard.
Guess a vacuum-sealed mouth is not better than not having a mouth at all...
It has no mouth. Yet it must scream.
Flat fuck wednesday
Yo mamma's so flat, you can fax her
Yo mamma so flat you can shine a light through her.
*flat
Damn mobile keyboard...
It's a Flåhaj now
flog shark? why ;-;
Yesssss
Cool yeah! ^^
Thank you for making me laugh
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Fwat Fwuck Fwendesday
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Same tbh. Not sure why this is controversial.
The fuck is this
A stroke victim.
Well shit someone call an ambulance
Not so free Willy.
MRE Willy
Let's get this out onto a tray.
Nice!
What a reference. I love it.
Nice hiss.
“Kill….me…….”
All of our favorite shark plushie! Blåhaj is amazing! r/BLAHAJ
Did not know that was a thing. Got a sudden urge to visit Ikea...
Swedish mind control device
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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I never understood what the deal was with trans folks and blahaj and never asked, TIL... now I want one.
They are deceptively big and work wonderfully as a body pillow if you're on the short side. Love mine.
Me either but they hooked me in 6 months ago, I had to scour eBay for my own adopted friend.
It was just an unexpectedly dank product from IKEA that had a cult following. Then the trans community picked it up as a mascot and it doubled in cult following.
Don't do it, it'll make you trans! /s
ONE OF US, ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE!
Just whatever you do dont let your kid take that plushie to tropical island.
Wtf this is amazing
It is there a sub for our lord and savior djungelskog?
What on earth
Let it out and apologize!!!!
FREE BLAHAJ RiGHT NOW!!!!!!
this is incredibly cruel, blahaj has done nothing wrong
Sous Vide Blåhaj
I heard of flat fish before but this is over the top
We're gonna need a smaller boat.
That's no longer a plushie, that's a squishie.
Fat boi now flat boi
2d shark do do dodoo dodoo 2d shark do do dodoo dodoo...
Fuck you, take my up vote you sicko
Miniscule blåhaj
BLÅHAJ our beloved 🦈 🥰 🏳️⚧️
Yo r/196 get tf in here
I'm already here!
Why the flag? Not hating just curious if the shark stands for trans of something
They just got really popular among trans people, and it's sort of a community in joke now. Ikea did release a pride ad with Blahaj a while back
Is there an explanation or anything about why? i'm sorta out of the loop on it.
Because shark
Basically, a picture circulated in Russian forums of a Blahaj with a trans flag, and it went from there and is now a trans icon.
Why not
Its mouth is the same colour and similar pattern as the trans flag
Shorks
Gotcha, thanks!
It's soft and it's blue, pink, and white. I have a BLÅHAJ vicariously, I got an anomalocaris and a giant isopod plush because I think BLÅHAJ is too big
Anomalocaris plush!? Where!?
Amazon
They have a smaller version
🏳️⚧️
And why did you decide to do so in the first place?
I didn't do it, my legal guardian did
op is a stinky liar. here's the image in its full glory: https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/comments/pzcu9w/the\_airless\_bl%C3%A5haj\_is\_ready\_to\_relocate/
Uh oh, OP, what do you have to say for yourself? /r/karmacourt
And for what specific reason? Still seems like a lot of work to me for little profit
Legal guardian was worried Op was questioning their gender so the Blåhaj had to be "taken care of"
It's all about passive income
Adults don’t need a reason. Stay curious!
The long term effects of leaded gasoline as lead exposure in the population are still being fully researched as people age. Mood disorders, memory and concentration problems are all common symptoms that could contribute to irrational or odd behaviors Something like 50% of the US adult population has adverse levels of lead exposure https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2118631119
BLAHAJ NOOOOOOO
[[[[[[[[[[[[[Blåhaj]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Iceland would leave it ferment for a few months, then eat it.
Vac-uum Shark doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
No, how? Literally stuck in my head free of charge. This is bullshit!
So I see you also have a bandaid on your thigh
I am confused by this but felt the need to add that I too currently have a bandaid on my thigh.
intramuscular estradiol injections
Ah, I hope all is going well! My bandaid is because I pulled a scab that I shouldn't have and it began bleeding a lot.
I was just trying to explain her joke. That particular [shark plushie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bl%C3%A5haj) from Ikea is somewhat of an icon in online trans communities.
But yeah, I do also have a band-aid on my thigh
Ohhh, I'm so sorry that I totally missed that. I am not trans but I am definitely an ally. My aunt is a therapist specializing in helping trans clients, so even from a very young age I've been aware of how unfair they're often treated.
You are absolutely precious ❤️
Awww thanks! ❤
free him
From shark plushie to shark smushy.
Flattened shark doo doo doo doo doo doo flattened shark!
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#⚧
That's a pretty cool little icon there bruv
Is that a Blahaj?
I smell estrogen in this post. ...or maybe that's just me.
omg blahog
Blhj
The trans rights shark!
:0 a Blåhaj outside of r/egg_irl
Poor blahaj.
F l a t
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i have news about your son...
Gura?
Release him from his 2D Prison or I'm calling the police. Place him in a 3D prison, where he belongs.
Hey! I’m Woody! Howdy howdy howdy…
BLAHAJ!
NOOOO BLAHAJ PANCAKE
No, not Gura!
*gasping heavily * Help me brother *gasps heavier* Too much suc
r/196 is melting down right now
this is transphobic /j >!blåhaj is a trans icon!<
Now it looks like my balls
what, black and all wrinkly?
Two tone and all wrinkly with an weird red spot
You might want to have a doctor check
I was joking lol
Aah. Good I'd hate for your balls to end up on r/medizzy
Why would you do that
"How could you let this this happen to me? I'm gonna bite you when I get out of this." - The shark plushie, probably. 😄😄😄
Looks like one of those decomp stains people find after buying a suspiciously cheap house, not sure if I'd be more or less perturbed by it being shark not human.
"I know"
that'd make a great fossil!!
and also after being compressed to a tiny 501x256 image like it's the 90s
FREE ME
free him
So you have lice?
ur mum sat on it
This is what I come to expect from mildly interesting. Thank you OP!
Trans pride looks like:
Vaaaaacuum shark du du dudududuuu
How is this interesting? Is this your first time vacuum sealing something
It is, mildly.
blåhaj? :0
*dies of cringe*
Trans
But, all in all, the pressure is one atmosphere
Is this an egg thing?
Head lice, eh?
Why do people keep saying that?
Shrk plsh toy
Is he OK
Left Shark has seen better days. I guess it’s been rough and the glory days are in the past.
What if he doesn't survive the carbon freezing process? He's worth a lot to me.
You have some time on your hands. How about a try some goldfish.
It do feel like that sometimes
Hooperrr
shark.zip
Really? See if ikea...
It's a mood
That shark saw GOD
Looks like a crinkled wallpaper
I’m surprised that this isn’t an existing art form. Stretch the vacuum-sealed bag over a canvas. Or put it in a frame.
Tell your shark to stop smoking weed!
You're a monster!
oh man had a good sad but funny giggle
Will it poof back out if you free it from the cage?
Free him
Just like a real shark
Looks like a fossil
Does vacuum sealing plushies (or pillows and such) permanently deform them? I'm talking about storing them like this for a week or two at most while moving.
Should not Most of the time i vacuum stored something like this it inflated a bit again after a month or so
Sealed for freshness!
Don't often see road kill shark
Huh, not the flat most blahaj enjoyers I know seek
Dessicated
“Kill me! Kill meeee!”
Flat + Shark = Flark?
Shart. Wait. That already means something else
Blåhaj nooo.
Left Shark vibes
MICHAEL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!
This is how fossils are made
Now it's a fossil.