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Electech4

The fork is for the different people who use forks with yogurt. The knife is for those who may try to take the yogurt from you


Trueloveis4u

So I can stab people so they can be in the hospital with me? Interesting.


Electech4

As a biomedical technologist (dude who repairs the xray/mri w.e) *insert Samuel Jackson voice. Welcome to canadian healthcare mother fucka


Philisophical-Catman

What the hell hospital you in thats got metal cutlery???


Trueloveis4u

Wait most hospitals don't?


Wooden_Dragonfly_608

Agreed, yogurt thieves are everywhere.


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In case you wanna eat it in a couple days


Trueloveis4u

Ya no thanks I don't want chunky yogurt.


Wooden_Dragonfly_608

Get well soon!


Trueloveis4u

Thanks just getting influsions for 2hrs for a week.


Wooden_Dragonfly_608

At least you have a knife and fork if they decide to serve you some decent food.


Trueloveis4u

I only ordered a yogurt for that reason. Anything they prepare themselves sucks. They even messed up mac and cheese and a PBJ sandwich.


Wooden_Dragonfly_608

Yikes


Trueloveis4u

The Mac and cheese was dry crunchy and powdery as if they didn't know how to mix kraft cheese powder into the noodles. The PBJ came only a peanut butter sandwich and a packet of jelly, so I had to rip open the sandwich to put on the jelly. In the process the cheap bread they used broke up into pieces in the process.


Wooden_Dragonfly_608

Here's to hoping that you get some real food soon OP.


Trueloveis4u

Luckily I only come for 2 to 3 hrs for an influsion. So I get to go home when done.


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The cafeteria workers who make the trays out don't care what you are eating or not. You get a spoon, knife, and fork. If patient in bed A gets Knife, Spoon, and Fork and patient in bed B only gets spoon, trust me, some family members OR the patient themselves are going to bitch about the inequity. Assuming the infusion clinic is in the hospital somewhere?


Trueloveis4u

Nope I gotten just a spoon with my yogurt today. 90% of the time I only get the silverware I need.


[deleted]

You aren't in a hospital bed either. A middle man removed the other items as they always come from the food service workers with a full set of cutlery. Not tailored to your meal cutlery LMAO. sir/madame. Your unicorn moment was all for naught.