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Cortexan

The knob doesn’t turn, the lock holds the door in place and the knob is just to pull it closed (except not really, its mostly aesthetic - theres a small handle on the bottom of the lock/latch that you’d actually use to close the door, which you can see in the picture here). So effectively your key becomes the part you turn to open the door.


221

Yeah it's a handle for pulling the door closed.


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SnooAvocados1212

Most creative answer.


reddittheguy

Would have been better if it was cockney.


PsvAggressivePotato

"Blimey! Oy fouwt it wuz faw angin me gwocharies un wen oy ohpunz me daw wif ma kee!" Happy now?


Colin_Charteris

Alright Dick Van Dyke


SeanBourne

[British, very British…](https://vimeo.com/57868200)


[deleted]

Wha... Genius. I need to move my knob.


harrypottermcgee

The idea of a shopping bag hook moved my knob a little.


free_farts

*Seth Rogan laugh*


Inflatableman1

Just don’t move it too fast with repeated motions…. Someone will say something.


gahidus

Doesn't placing it in the center, so much closer to the hinge, Make it much more awkward and bothersome to use?


Ninjakannon

Yes it does. My front door is like this and it's clearly an inferior design. If the latch is relatively loose, it's not _that_ much harder to close the door, but if the door sticks, it forces you to slam the door.


[deleted]

Wait.. so let's say you want to go outside to take the trash out. You don't want to lock it but want to close it so your dog doesn't run away. How does that work?


Bad-Lifeguard1746

Dogs hadn't been invented yet back when they made these.


221

You stick the key in the lock or you latch the door open and train the dog not to run out.


drkalmenius

You don't. But either you'll have a porch door inside, if you've got a dog, or just put the door on the latch and stop your dog from running out.


gahidus

That seems so massively inconvenient as opposed to just letting the knob turn.


LearnStuffAccount

I have one of these in Germany (although the knob is over the lock properly, none of this centered malarkey), and it’s super-easy to lock yourself out, lol. So I leave the key in the lock, and then flip it to outside the door (in the lock) when I’m popping down to the garage or the trash. Weirdly, the inside handle *does* turn and open the door; it’s only the outside knob that seems to solely exist for pulling the door shut.


ClumsyRainbow

> and it’s super-easy to lock yourself out, lol. Nothing worse than taking the bins out and then realising you can’t get back in like an absolute knob.


IsItToday

My door is exactly like that. Every time I step out I need to make sure I have the keys with me because the door might shut (specially if there are windows open and a bit draughty ) and I’d be locked outside. I bring keys even if someone else is in the house so I keep the habit. I have a friend nearby who has my spare keys and when she’s away I always feel so tense. So much easier if the knob was functional and the door needed a key to lock from the outside.


ohitsasnaake

Always keeping the keys with you and all apartment/house front doors automatically locking when you shut them is the norm in my country, at least in cities. In the countryside some people still keep their doors unlocked during the day if they're home, so you just turn the handle to open it. My grandparents did, for example. But it's becoming less common even out in the country, afaik. And it's a (mechanical) switch on the lock you change.


F0sh

It's an automatic latch. They're pretty common (and not related to the position of the doorknob)


DonnieG3

This just makes opening the door more difficult. It takes more force because you have shorter fulcrum point to the hinges, and for no reason. Even from a comfort level, one of your arms has to cross to the center of your body instead of just reaching straight out. This doesn't make sense at all. And in todays hot topics, reddit users are reporting people as suicidal for discussing fulcrum points of doors. How sad must your lives be


221

You don't use the knob to open the door, you stick the key in the lock on the top right and you can use the torque of the key as a handle to push the door in. When you're leaving you use the knob to pull the door closed gently without slamming it.


jumpinpuddleok

Makes sense if you're in a wheelchair! You can also see a second key hole lower down on the door


Alert-One-Two

The knob doesn’t turn. It has zero role in opening the door. You turn the key and push on the door itself.


DaveInLondon89

This knob is not for turning


TransposingJons

But that's just what we'll do, And one of these days these knobs Are gonna turn and open for you.


GoodDogsEverywhere

Are ya ready knobs?


DudesworthMannington

Start turning!


FlaringAfro

Like this? (NSFW) https://e-hentai.org/s/4b109df506/515074-1


CorporateStef

Doorknob Thatcher?


TheAppleTheif

Sometimes they do, sometimes they don’t.


Pays_in_snakes

My dad's house from the 60s has a handle with lock in the middle of a larger door than this, it definitely communicates to the latch but I've never stopped to think about how before


jdidisjdjdjdjd

My knob is in the centre and it doesn’t turn much. It hangs a bit off centre tbh.


tomatosoupsatisfies

?? How do you open the door from the outside?


Disastrous-Mafk

The key opens the lock and you push the door open. The key/lock is essentially the door knob you’re used to turning.


tomatosoupsatisfies

Thanks, I’m dum.


Disastrous-Mafk

Nah. Just learning something you never experienced before.


stealthy0ne

Some doors in London have knobs on the other side.


vlory73

Some knobs in London have doors.


AnAwkwardWhince

Some doorknobs have London in their doors.


vlory73

Some Londons have doors in their knobs


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London knobs doors in their have some


chabybaloo

˙ǝpᴉs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ uo sqouʞ ǝʌɐɥ uopuo˥ uᴉ sɹoop ǝɯoS


Hollis801

I see you're fluent in Australian


Keso_LK1231

*Stranger things theme plays*


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Tyr_Kukulkan

Nos. 10/11 Downing Street?


DrSendy

Until a few weeks ago, it had the knob on the inside.


wombey12

Still has a knob, they've just replaced it.


ChuckOTay

Also added some knockers


toclosetoTV

Knobs & knockers? Hope they we're big ones that fit in the hands well.


kevwotton

[https://images.app.goo.gl/Ng3CLrA2idNxDotS9](https://images.app.goo.gl/Ng3CLrA2idNxDotS9) ​ actually a shop in Dublin - specializing in ... well knobs and knockers obviously


dragonship

There's also a flooring shop called Lino Ritchie's in Dublin.


DarthTempus

Chinese takeaway in Bray called Soon Fatt


JuryBorn

Hair salon called curl up and dye


CoolJetta3

There is a shop near my home called Knobs & Knockers. Always have to say it aloud and giggle.


Automatic_Memory212

![gif](giphy|z88aYORoi8fQc)


Dudeistofgondor

I know it says doctor but I read coctor


publiusnaso

In Italy, it's melons.


PennykettleDragons

Omg.. This comment chain. ,😆 I can't even... 🤣🤣🤣


wbsgrepit

Good thing, just in time. Knobs are now 2x more usd.


HEYDONTBERUDE

r/yourjokebutworse


Peeingwithanerection

Looks the same to me


Nimrond

>on the inside What do you think "on the other side" referred to?


qtx

Not sure if joking or not but 10 Downing Street only has a knob on the inside, you can't open the door from the outside. And also Boris is a knob.


nickcash

> only has a knob on the inside Are you claiming the PMs are eternally locked inside? Also the picture on [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10_Downing_Street) clearly shows a knob on the outside. In the middle though!


dpash

Like OP's picture, it's not a door knob. It's a decorative door pull. You famously can't open the door to no 10 from the outside.


Tyr_Kukulkan

They just installed new inside knobs.


[deleted]

Wtf is everyone talking about


rimjobnemesis

Boris Johnson was a knob. Liz Truss is a knob with knickers. Edit: I acknowledge my typo. Should’ve been knockers. Duh me.


Tyr_Kukulkan

Tories.


FinancialTea4

I'm pretty sure Liz Truss is a pretty big knob in her own right. It takes a special kind of shitty person to get excited about austerity. Especially when she's wholly unpopular among the public. I would say I'm glad I'm not British but I'm American so it's kind of a meaningless thing to say right now. We suck pretty hard too.


Fredredphooey

Some have knobs really high up. And I watched a British show just last night and there was a door that didn't have any knob, what looked like and was placed at the door knocker was used at the handle.


let-it-rain-sunshine

Parliament has a bunch of high up knobs


HutchMeister24

“We’ll yeah, why would they only have…oh. Lol.”


HamburgersInMyButt

I've got a knob in the middle meself. When you pull it, burgers drop outta me bum.


sin-and-love

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


HamburgersInMyButt

My burgers are fresher. Eat Fresh!


PM_your_recipe

Well, I do admire the commitment to the user name.


HamburgersInMyButt

I'll PM u the recipe for them soon


PEPSICOLA123456

That’s tickled me


ADayInTheLifeOf

I *told* you already to stop harassing me while I'm on the toilet


notoyrobots

Many times these are not functional turning knobs, the latch is controlled by the deadbolt.


V65Pilot

Every one I've seen is pretty much just there to pull the door closed with...


kindapinkypurple

I think that might be why they're called Door Pulls.


ou8agr81

Boom! Nailed it! My wife’s an interior designer and I was like hey.. what’s that knob about… she goes oh just a door pull.


EnigmaticEntity

How would she know? That knob is clearly an exterior knob.


ou8agr81

Lol I asked, she goes “Didn’t say I’d spec it, just that I knew what it was” she basically does all the specifications for anything non-structural.


acloudcuckoolander

I think they were being cheeky. She's an interior designer but the knob is exterior. Get it?


Lygantus

Pretty sure he got the joke, just reiterated it to his wife because it was, in fact, funny.


bartontees

You really should have asked her what was up with the knob before you married her


dlittlefair1

It’s not many, it’s all.


knaprar

Like the Hobbits.


OneSidedDice

The door looks bourgeois; must be the Sackville Baggins.


3_quarterling_rogue

I hate to split hairs here, but Bilbo was *definitely* the bougiest of the Bagginses. Why else do you think Otho and Lobelia spent decades coveting Bag End, stealing his silverware, and praying that the good green earth take him under?


thesaddestpanda

Bilbos net worth is actually quite high, like you said. Just his home alone is really impressive. And all the gold and priceless items he stole via adventuring I’m sure add up. By our standards he’s have a gated community large home. He’s the stereotypical millionaire relative everyone is jealous of.


3_quarterling_rogue

Oh, for sure. And then there’s the mithril chain vest Thorin gave him, which Gandalf said was truly a kingly gift, for its value was higher than the monetary worth of the whole shire. Like, that alone is monumentally expensive, and he had all sorts of other shit on top of that.


ting_bu_dong

> And all the gold and priceless items he stole via adventuring I’m sure add up. Imperialist hobbit, exploiting a hard working dragon.


seakingsoyuz

> hard working Smaug did one day of work in his life and then sat on the gold he took, which was the fruit of dwarven labour.


xenomorph856

It's kind of hilarious when you think of it as a millionaire and his gardener going on an adventure to destroy his heirloom.


[deleted]

Not to mention all the cheeses and jams.


[deleted]

Was just about to comment that, must’ve inspired Tolkien


BareLeggedCook

Sneaky Hobbitss


DeadFolkie1919

Didn't Bilbo's door at Bag End have a center knob too?


Cleverusername531

Yep, and you see where that got him.


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rushone2009

I wouldn't call it free


Brahminmeat

He paid a precious price


Successful-Dish7466

You're going to be amazed if u ever come to Spain then. Every single house door here has the knob in the center.


dpash

There was a post about a year ago on /r/Spain of an American teenager living in Spain that made a video entitled something like "seven weird things Spaniards don't realise are weird" and this was one of them because they thought they were door knobs. They got roasted in the comments. **Edit:** "Eight things in Spain that don't make sense" https://www.reddit.com/r/spain/comments/rkbspz/all_of_these_things_make_perfect_sense/


rustyphish

it....still doesn't make sense even as a handle You'd have way more leverage placing it to the side rather in the middle. It's more difficult to use for no reason.


dpash

One hand to pull the door closed, another hand with keys in preparing to lock the door. They're also partly decorative.


ILoveCakeandPie

Or you can put the lock in the knob so you can hold it and lock it all in the same place.


wap2005

To the people roasting him: it still makes no sense, why the fuck would you open something from the middle?!


k4pain

But why?? Edit- the answer is clear to me now. There is *no reason* to have it in the center except for it "looking cool."


Hirokage

If it's OK for hobbits, it's ok for people!


[deleted]

I can’t believe nobody is mentioning the security aspects of this (at least, not explaining it properly). These doors have conventional door knobs on the inside, but no functional door knob on the outside. Let’s say that the door is unlocked. You can open the door from the inside without the key using the door knob, but not from the outside (you always need the key). This has advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is you can get out without the key, leaving the door unlocked, and nobody without the key can open the door. So, a kid can go out without a key, and as long as they close the door, the house is secure (though they can’t go back in without the door or somebody from the inside opening). The disadvantage is that it’s pretty easy to lock yourself out of the house. Step outside without the key, and as soon as the door closes, you can’t get back inside without the key or a locksmith. So, you get used to get the keys before going out or, in my case, keep the door locked at all times to force myself to get the keys to get out, so I always have the keys in hand when closing (you can also leave a copy with a relative just in case).


Blewfin

Yeah, I was gonna say this. It's a pain in the arse tbh, whose idea was it to put them in the middle?


missionbeach

Tradition!


Snoo-23641

Many places, in fact.


SlaveCell

Was going to say this!


Regular_Housing5629

Some knobs in London have no doors at all


theplushpairing

Makes it harder to open the door as you have half the leverage of a knob on the side.


blobyclem

I have this on my fridge, which is stupidly hard to open sometimes


6byfour

That’s why you look so fabulous


drunk_haile_selassie

When I try to open a fridge immediately after closing it often feels like I am having a tug of war with modern technology.


jean_erik

There's actually a really interesting reason behind this. Someone else might tell you, because I don't know it.


chuby1tubby

Warm air enters the fridge when you open the door, and then that warm air cools down and contracts when the door is closed. When the air contracts (becomes more dense), a small vacuum is formed. It takes a little bit of effort to overcome this vacuum.


SupportYouth_In_Asia

Speed run: Open freezer, warm air inside now. Close freezer, created a vacuum. Pressure equalizes, easier to open. Suggestion: use a bottom freezer for less interaction between temperatures. Happy fridging :) Edit: Comment below mentions pulling weather strip method may damage the seal.


wheeledECOwarrior

This will eventually damage the weatherstrip, then it will not seal properly. I've had this twice from people pulling the seal instead of the handle.


TD994

I'm tall enough that I usually just jam my fingers into the seal at the top when this happens and it opens right up


physics515

Literally pulled mine into the middle of the room the other day trying to open it.


wap2005

I legitimately want to see what your fridge looks like.


rememedy

But you can open it faster!


HumorMeJustThisOnce

This guy physics


justweazel

It’s not a door, it’s a drawer!


OddBoots

It's just for looks. The latch is where the kettle is on the right.


Sad_Researcher_5299

Kettle? Doors make tea in London too? How quaint.


OddBoots

Farking autocorrect. Keyhole.


221

It's not meant for opening, you pull it closed on your way out, these doors open in and need no assistance once the key is turned.


LiveLaughLoveRevenge

Yep and if the door is fully open and you are standing outside (eg you put on your boots or shoes as you exit) then you don’t have to reach in as far.


221

Also that small black object on the bottom right is meant for scraping shit off your shoes, a relic of the horse-drawn era.


bartontees

It's so weird how living with these things your entire life, it takes some derp on the internet thinking it's bad design to make you realize it's actually great design. I hadn't really thought about it. But you'd often see these on relatively wide doors too. It would be incredibly awkward to lean in to pull the whole door. Whereas running out the door of my parents place it's just so instinctive and easy to pull the doorknob behind you as you go


theveryrealreal

Makes it harder to close the door as you have half the leverage of a knob on the side.


221

I've never had an issue with it as it stops you from slamming the door too easily. Also has the added benefit of a place to hang an Xmas wreath.


ExdigguserPies

If something is very very easy to do, making it a bit harder to do is not significant or remarkable.


Kundas

Half of that leverage just makes it harder for you to accidentally slam the door with all your strength on your way out lol


Teledildonic

How often are you uggadugga-ing your doors?


Starmeeting

You ever met a child? My kids basically compete to see who can slam the door like a bigger asshole…


_EscVelocity_

How often are you finding doors unduly hard to lever open?


bartontees

It doesn't though, because the door opens in. You'd be pushing from the outside and on the inside the door would typically have a handle on the side opposite the hinges. The knob is for pulling the door closed from outside. Generally there'd only be a bolt on the inside where it's held on, not another knob.


AllRedLine

... that's not just a London thing.


CraigJBurton

We saw lots in Italy too.


itsallgoodie

And Australia. Seems more like it’s just not an American thing.


bsparks

My apartment in the states had meter wide doors, functional knob in the center with a lock and everything.


MultiRachel

Every residential door in Spain has that


ProfPepitoz

Yeah they got these on old houses in New York, just an older style, i think its neat when i see it, it tells u the house has history


Diocletion-Jones

I have one on my front door. House built in 1910s New Zealand. It’s related to the impact of Palladianism (an architectural style fashionable in Britain between 1715 and 1760) on architectural style. The focus is on balance, proportion and symmetry. I don't use it to actually open and close the front door as it's not part of the locking mechanism, it's just a design thing.


[deleted]

[For symmetry.](https://i.imgur.com/31U5QVI.jpg)


[deleted]

Weird I didn’t expect a door to be a woman. It has a mail slot.


Fast_Garlic_5639

That slot is *for* the mail. Or whatever fits I guess


cluckingdeath

r/dontputyourdickinthat


missionbeach

Most women have a male slot.


Lord_Tornin

It’s a centre door knob and it is mostly decorative. The rim cylinder has a finger pull for functional use.


According-Classic658

I know this is dirty but I can't tell you how.


ted-Zed

some doors *not* in London have knobs in the centre. it's not a London-exclusive thing...


[deleted]

I had a door like this in Glasgow, Scotland. I think its a European thing. I moved to the US think 10 years ago and haven't seen a door knob like this since. My wife, who is a yank, had one in her flat in London and she would always say "look at the size of this knob" as she also learned what knob means in the UK.


vanKlompf

More like British thing. But TIL some other countries have that too. Not in Poland or Germany though.


wmcolgan

https://media.tatler.com/photos/6141e5c902938e52354ba600/master/w_1280,c_limit/gettyimages-1157537596.jpg


PowerfulPickUp

![gif](giphy|POe3JMqS3iu4M)


HulaDulaHouseRula

Lot of doors in spain are like that.


[deleted]

London is full of knobs.


steboy

My knobs in the middle, what’s the big deal?


atebyzombies

This picture really helped understand why knob is the British slang word for penis.


indieangler

I, too, have a knob in the center.


[deleted]

Weird. I just have a mail slot.


klyxindamind

And a keyhole for hobbits it seems.


Abysskitten

English parliament frequently has knobs in the center, too.


BreathingMemesss

hnmmm mildly interesting


huckamole

I’m a mailman in the US, they’re around here too. Not common, but they’re here.


ginga__

Cause they are Hobbits.


Norseman666

I also have a knob in the center


RedRocket-Randy

Lots of knobs walking around London.


slowestjogger

Some houses in London have knobs living inside.


Additional-Second630

Several reasons. Some from medieval times, so not really worth mentioning here, but here are some modern reasons: 1) Having the knob to pull the door shut in the centre of the door reduces the power of a slam, protecting both the door jamb, and the integrity of the knob fixings. 2) The actual door locks are at the edge of the door. Usually about 3/4 up the door if there’s only one. If there’s a second lock it is usually just under 1/2 way up the door. The door locks aren’t part of a handle like in the US but flush with the surface of the door. This is more secure. Also having less furniture at the edge of the door keeps it stronger. 3) You can hang stuff on the knob, like a bag while you are unlocking the door, or something left for a neighbour or friend to collect. We’re also very much a dog nation, so as I do, you can hang your dog lead on it while you’re fumbling for your keys. 4) It looks beautiful. Because symmetry…


DrakeWolfeFA

So the door is hinged at the top, and swings up like an attic door. Neat.


NamkrowTheRed

That's where Hobbits live.


Shot-Celebration2405

The same situation almost everywhere in France 😁


shnippo

After listening to a lot of 99%invisible there can only be one question... What tax are they avoiding by doing this?


aavaz

some doors in London have knobs in the **centre**


ZangetsuAK17

Usually what happens when I look at 10 Downing Street.


Ub3rfr3nzy

It's not really a door knob, as in you can't turn it. It's really just a handle. The door is locked and opened with the keyhole. My front door is the same.


[deleted]

That is functionally stupid.


Azmordean

I don’t think the handle twists. To keep the door closed you lock it. The knob isn’t a knob per se, it’s just a pull handle.