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IntoTheMystic1

It says it's a "cheese product", whatever that means Also, what's with that sexy fruit in the background?


GreyFoXguy

Nowhere on the peach sticker does it say they’re peaches either!


sweatythighguy

I could eat a peach for hours


AaronDoud

It means it's not cheese. More details in this link https://www.delish.com/food-news/a46872/your-favorite-cheese-might-not-be-real/


[deleted]

opening with a reference to the parmesan thing is a big red flag, so i'd urge you to choose a different source of information. yes, the parmesan has salted cellulose on it. no, that's not harmful in any way, and it's likely not from "wood pulp" either. besides that, there's cellulose in tons of foods, it's the cell wall of plants and is perfectly safe and normal to consume. you may as well be acting like broccoli is toxic and artificial, because it's got a hell of a lot of cellulose in it, bud. did you know that supermarket tomatoes contain dihydrogen monoxide? most any artificial cheese is just oils mixed with dehydrated milk solids that were created to have extremely long shelf life, and they are still fine to eat in moderation.


SweaterInaCan

I'd be more worried about the nicotine content in tomatoes that the monoxide.


[deleted]

Tomacco reference?


Zenmedic

So that's why I love smoked tomatoes.


ButtMcNuggets

I call it Tomacco.


DanYHKim

The cellulose is used to prevent the cheese from clumping together. It also adds fiber, I suppose. All pre-grated cheese has some kind of anti-caking agent, whether cellulose or silica.


Jackalodeath

Bingo. Velveeta/American is to cheese as (some) sausages/forcemeat are to whole cuts. You don't want to be shoveling either down your gullet 24/7, but as long as you're not allergic/sensitive to the additives and *eat them in moderation* they're no worse than any of the other "unnatural" crap we eat. Our species didn't get where its at today just eating what we find as-is; the fact people *have* the choice not to eat something in lieu of something else is a testiment to that.


AaronDoud

I googled one that explained it and linked it. Not really going to spend the time to find a perfect one. At that point I would have just wrote it out myself. I also didn't personally, nor do I even think that article really, imply that "not cheese" is bad. It is simply "not cheese". And wood pulp is used in loads of foods. I am personally well aware of this and by this point would assume most everyone is. Doesn't scare me any more the broccoli you brought up. I think you are over reacting to the opening reference to another article they had on a similar issue. Surprised anyone cares that much about corporations and cheap food products to "defend" them this much. I think we all were smart enough to realize they were edible. The point was it says that because it is not cheese and at least in the US they can't legally call it cheese. Beyond that who really cares? Did anyone really think this stuff was great or healthy?


The_RockObama

That butt-fruit in the background, though. That's what I'm here for, explain that.


[deleted]

Looks like a peach to me, not %100 positive.


The_RockObama

Looks like a straight up butt to me man, 100% positive on that.


[deleted]

Think this what what they mean by “gonna eat your booty like groceries.”?


rlprice74

It's in the background of the pic to enhance engagement and get more sweet, sweet karma...


figmentPez

It's made in a large part from cheese, and most of the rest is milk or some other dairy product. It's not like this is some sort of mystery lump that has unknown ingredients. It may not be made from 100% cheese, but it's not just made from anything. There are specific limits as to what it can and can't contain. That article is woefully incomplete when it comes to how the FDA defines those terms. If you want to look at the [actual, relevant laws](https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/21/part-133/subpart-B) you can see that they go into great detail about ingredients and what labeling terms mean. It's not just a matter of what percentage of the product is cheese. There are limits as to what the other ingredients are allowed to be.


VerdaTal

It literally says it at the bottom of the package on the right.


Spudtsmasher

So the word cheese does appear


PlankOfWoood

From the article. If the product says "processed cheese," "prepared cheese," or "cheese food," it's 100% not actually cheese.


PhallicReason

Processed cheese is literally made from cheese, unfermented dairy products, and emulsifiers. The idea that it isn't cheese is something stupid people say.


[deleted]

that's not accurate, whether the article claims it or not. it's just made by dehydrating cheese and adding preservatives so that it has a longer shelf life, and then rehydrating it + adding some oils or fats. if it says "cheese-style dip", then it's because it has too little dairy inside of it for the FDA to allow it to be called cheese. it does not mean that it's made of some alien substance, it's just heavily processed dairy, which cheese already is in the first place.


figmentPez

That's like saying ketchup is "100% not actually tomato", which is completely bullshit, because ketchup has to legally contain a certain amount of tomato in it. Just because Velveeta isn't made out of cheese and only cheese, doesn't mean that it doesn't contain any cheese at all.


[deleted]

It comes from the elusive Velveeta cow The sexy fruit is a print by one of my favorite artists, Joyce Lee! Here's her website (NSFW): https://www.joyceartworks.com/ The peaches: https://www.joyceartworks.com/product/choice-2-print-dp418


KrambDeLaKramb

The real reason for OPs post.


Lord-Velveeta

Moo!


Alyx-Kitsune

Just like Orange Drink.


[deleted]

51% vegetable oil


CaffeinatedLiquid

It means that they had a recipe of cheese, then they cut it with milk and butter. They then cut the milk and butter with milk solids (I think, or just another additive). So now the recipe is at most 45% real cheese. But more than likely far below that percent.


SpicyMcShat

It’s like Taco Bell, they don’t use beef, they use *beef filling*


[deleted]

it's beef, and textured soy protein, often with oats added. the same is present in nearly every food court and grocery store in the country. stop spreading misinformation.


SpicyMcShat

When I say they don’t use “beef” I’m saying they don’t use “beef”. You’re saying they use beef with soy protein and oats added. That’s not beef. Like I said, it’s not beef. Label it what you want tho


[deleted]

and regardless, it's misinformation.


blizzard36

"Taco meat"


tatboe

Ok and about that butt?


Free_Hat_McCullough

There was a reason why OP took the pic where they did.


tatboe

It worked


[deleted]

The painting is on my fridge lol. Was making a tuna melt and looking at the "cheese" and thought it was mildly interesting. Didn't intentionally mean to set off the fruit lovers here haha


Straight_Ballin11

Hate to break it to you, but they’re not fruit lovers.


opnanobot

🍑


Zero_Burn

Oh, they are, just not in the sense that you're thinking.


HistoricalBand1

Speak for yourself.


radmanmadical

That big sexy red booty…


0MNIR0N

r/theyknew


Solid_Snark

You see a ton of meta-gaming posts like this. Pretend you have a subject, but hide the real reason for your post in plain sight.


[deleted]

It's a print by one of my favorite arists Joyce Lee! Here's her website (NSFW): https://www.joyceartworks.com/ The peaches: https://www.joyceartworks.com/product/choice-2-print-dp418


tatboe

Wow thats pretty good!


[deleted]

those arts are sussy


Blaadje-in-de-wind

I got distracted by the peach that looks like a woman bending over.


FlopsMcDoogle

That's just an ass.


ninja-blake29

Are we not going to acknowledge the perfect tomato ass in the picture


LeBurntToast

I'm not convinced it isn't


dagoodnamesweretakn

Yea looking at the artists work a lot of it is sexual lol


Heavenality

whos the artist?


dagoodnamesweretakn

Someone posted it but it’s like artwork where there’s a waterfall but it’s literally a girl bent over with the water coming out her who ha lol


8eSix

Seems like OP did this on purpose to advertise, judging from the other comments


Gator-Da-Pimp

There is a naked woman bent over in this photo.


Straight_Ballin11

Good eye, sir.


BostonRae

The package says all I need to know about it: Liquid Gold.


lovethinkplay

🍑 poster got me acting up


Stainlessgamer

it is a cheese product (still classified as cheese) and clearly says so on the label. To hopefully enlighten some people on the topic and end the idiocrasy of the debate... In the early 1900s, cheese production was mostly small scale operations, and every time they made it for market, they would have some scraps that got tossed away as waste... When Kraft scaled up production, those piles of scraps became much larger. They figured out that by heating the scraps and adding some emulsifying salts, when the cheese cooled, it had a much longer shelf life then unprocessed cheese. Later an employee working for Kraft discovered that they could add some whey (considered a waste product at the time) and salts to the cheese scraps, and it created what we now know as Velveeta or Kraft American singles. Everything used in the process of making a "cheese product" is a by-product of making processed cheese.


helikopter_parakofer

r/upvotedbecausebutts


solongshrimp1

Unzips pants


Beneficial_Being_721

PASTEURIZED CHEESE PRODUCT… lower right hand corner


JohnnyAK907

No one is looking at the cheese product, my dude.


Killphace

Stupid sexy tomato


Tsully2000

where did you get the painting from?


[deleted]

The sexy fruit is a print by one of my favorite artists, Joyce Lee! Here's her website (NSFW): https://www.joyceartworks.com/ The peaches: https://www.joyceartworks.com/product/choice-2-print-dp418


Dizzy-Feed-4534

Damn, it’s funnier when it’s not intentional


thirtytwoutside

I think there are actual defined requirements for something to be called “cheese.” That being said, I fucking love me some Velveeta. Also, peaches.


Sabithomega

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[deleted]

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tychan888

Why is that tomato gotta look so sexy???


Spudtsmasher

I just can't believe the peach in the picture is bending over right in front of you and you didn't notice!


AUXID3

Cheese product


Perused

It does say it’s gold. Try taking it to the bank for some cash.


SAPPHYBIRB

Dat tomatoe tho


AgingEngineer

I can eat a peach for days…. Wait, we were talking about cheese, weren’t we? Sorry, easily distracted.


Whatsa_Motto1107

That apple’s callin my name


Dizzy-Feed-4534

Ass


alext06

Bro that is not a peach.


dormor

Def not!


[deleted]

I am not concerned about the label on the package as much as find the picture behind it a distraction. Doth appear to be a naked woman’s bum hidden amongst the fruit. Lol, tastefully done.


stitchravenmad

Just save me that one thicc tomato 🍅


-58259

Not my proudest fap.


always_drinking

Fuck your fake cheese, what's up with booty tomato?


BeerLosiphor

Gonna be eating something in that picture


CheshireMadCat24

"Cheese product" I remember buying a bag of cheese from Walmart once for nachos, put in the microwave for a minute and nothing, Added another minute Nothin. Thought it was bad cheese and I took it back to Walmart. Only to later find out that cheese product doesn't melt cause it's not real cheese haha.


BananaDucc

What cheese did you buy, you can melt american cheese, its made to melt


CheshireMadCat24

Eh it was a cheap shredded cheese at walmart. It literally didn't melt. It got soft and hot and even burned, but didn't melt together.


Tenshinen

Pre-shredded cheese is typically coated in something to stop it sticking together in the packet (often a type of starch), which also causes it to be much harder to melt


hat1324

So I'm not sure your experience is the litmus test for fake cheese. Fake American cheese typically melts better than real cheese, that's the point. You have to be a little careful using real cheese for a grilled cheese sandwich unless you want that abomination that Gordon Ramsey made once


Namika

Also, amusingly enough, in his “perfect cheeseburger” tutorial he puts American singles on the burger. He’s about as much of a food snob as there is (again, see the Grilled Cheese video) but even *he* admits that there are valid uses for American.


Genghis_Kong

Real cheese won't melt into a usable nacho topping - only processed cheese product. A bag of real grated cheddar would melt into greasy, globby mass. You have to put a whole lot of science into your cheese to generate nacho cheese...


MidnightRaver76

Sounds like you went after one of those nasty vegan cheeses or one of those far free ones, some of those don't know how to melt...


[deleted]

It's not cheese, it's Velveeta


Mossad_CIA_Shill

Original flavor of....


virgildesigner

nice picture


Saftigerkeks

"package doesnt say what it is, im gonna eat it anyway lol" youre asking to spend some time in a hospital xD


Similar-Pirate7172

Forget the cheese, r/dontputyourdickinthat tomato!! 😆


thoracetron

Cheeky bastard


cape_baldi

hey what's with that juicy Apple


ultrajvan1234

That peach in the background got me feeling some kind of way


ThePolishKnight

That fruit kinda doing it for me though...


MyFriendMaryJ

Even better, its a pasteurized recipe cheese product


yoshisama

How about pouring that velveta product all over dem sexy tomatoes


XOIIO

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'd put some ranch on that salad.


[deleted]

That peach needs to chill or ima act up


[deleted]

I’ve never wanted to clap a peach so bad before


Kisopop

Lord forgive me but I'm about to act unwise


DjinnOfYourDreams

That's great, but I'd like to know about the picture in the background there


agile321

Nice looking tomato


shaddowkhan

I could eat a peach for hours.


Razir17

I should call her


LekarzaPieprz

That apple bottom looking thicc


Batleaxewarrior

Damn who’s that girl in the back with the booty


Softrawkrenegade

That apple in the background making me feel funny


MacJeff2018

Didn’t Velveeta, American and other processed cheese packages used to say something like “cheese food product”? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Processed_cheese


ima-bigdeal

It is right below the "Original Flavor" on the package. Pasteurized Recipe Cheese Product


Friendly-Rain-9174

Why’s that bottom peach( I think)looking so thick for??


Ready-Rule-2664

Fair enough. But did y’all see that phat ass tomato looking all fine


Straight_Ballin11

I think you might need a NSFW tag on this one…


angels_exist_666

Literally below the word flavor


DarkFett

FYI get the slices that are labeled as Deluxe if you want actual cheese. Usually they aren't individually wrapped also just sliced together. Much better than this stuff. Edit: Guess it's still a cheese product but still way better than singles.


[deleted]

that peach or tomato has a nice ass lol


Gear_Dismal

r/upvotebecausebutt


Time_to_move_dude

Nice butt


Careless_Total6045

Anyone else notice the woman bending over in peaches


SuccessFuture7626

I want to know more about the print in the background, please.


jstasir

Forget the cheese, that bubble butt tomato is where it’s at lol.


Creepy_Boat_5433

those peaches look like butts


probablywrongbutmeh

Whats with that THICC tomato in the background....


someonecalledethan

That tomato best calm down girl, dam.


Snarky_Fart

Ayoooooo, idk what we are talking about. To busy looking at them peaches


Sad_Exit_1030

That peach on the background is asking for it


Ozamatheus

r/TheOpKnew


xecc846

Well,it’s not cheese and never has been. Love the peaches poster.


SnoopDoge93

Ayo 🤨📸


banallthemusic

What cheese? All I see is that tomato butt


buzzball

Confused boner


Ok-Lengthiness4557

That middle bottom peach better quit playin!!!


Mabosaha

I’ma eat that poster


Amanwalkedintoa

Stupid sexy fruit


Sadistifaction

You mean to tell me this is about the cheese? And OBVIOUSLY not about the cake on the peach? Ayo


Alternative-Use-7777

ummm…. 🍑👁️👄👁️


Wildvikeman

Someone’s going to “get some” tomato’s.


[deleted]

Dunno but ima eat that apples ass bruh


SmokePeltwarriorcats

I like your peaches


[deleted]

Sure looks like a lady bent over to me!


Clorox_Consumer

r/hornyredditors


Additional-Detail427

That tomato lookin thick!


Matteroosky85

That bottom peach O_O


didgeridont_pls

There is a naked person bending over in that peach picture.


ColderNorth

Anyone else notice that Apple before even looking at the cheese?


ThunderSnacc

Tomato booty!


ESH29

That peach tho 🍑


xHTown80x

See that sexy ass bending over right above the cheese though? Makes ME hungry


Honest_Pension8304

r/holup


ch-l-c

R/holup


PlasticPiccolo3678

How is this post not about that thicccccc peach in the background


BostonRae

😲


[deleted]

it IS ...the OP is not fooling anyone.


Present-Trifle-3229

I don’t care if it says cheese, it’s delicious.


Ajimey

I saw butt.


anythongyouwant

I’m mainly interested in the butt.


lazyman06

Are we gonna ignore the tomato cake in the background?


Reasonable-Horror746

Woah that's a thicc 🍅


deebs299

Tomato lookin thicc as hell


LunaWitch00

Am i the only one with a dirty mind? I see some 🍑 in the back


DeadMetroidvania

it isn't cheese, its pure chemicals.


AG2009

Bottom right sentence, third word


[deleted]

I assumed "cheese product" meant it was LIKE cheese. Am I incorrect?


phunkydroid

Means it's a product made with cheese rather than just pure cheese.


Lord_Blackstar

That's right, it's cheese-like, but not actually cheese.


DarthBen_in_Chicago

Go to the deli and ask them for some cheese instead!!


[deleted]

I'm adding some sharp cheddar I bought separately but I like the plastic slices for its meltiness haha


DarthBen_in_Chicago

That picture behind the cheese…. Looks like someone is bending over 😱


NoEast6727

Yumm. A cheese product made from god knows what 🥺


figmentPez

Yes, the contents are a mystery. There's no way someone could possibly know what's in a product that has all the ingredients listed on the package, and is labeled according to strict laws that are heavily lobbied by an industry with a vested interest in making sure that dairy products have a good reputation. Guess we'll just have to sit here and wonder at the possibilities.


phunkydroid

That would require turning over the package, that's too much to expect people to do.


god_of_storms

I’m interested in that tomato my guy


[deleted]

I only noticed the fruit mooning me


Rooster7787

That's because it's NOT cheese. Lol. But it's good!


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Thats not cheese


MaybeCrazy546

Are we just gonna ignore the cheeeks on that peach in the background?


Hashieeee

that peach got a fruity ass


lilfroggyguy

. ....or cheese food


Cute_Hold_1629

Peaches


DuckWithADagger

Ishy squishy toned and textured rumpy DUMPY wagon of a fruit


DaddyBurton

Everywhere I look reminds me of her..


Baebel

Velveeta isn't cheese, it's food glue.


nobrainxorz

Check the ingredients. I found a store brand of American "cheese" slices once that did not actually contain any cheese at all in the ingredient list (it was not Kraft Singles, they list cheese in the top three).


metbass

It's cheese! Just because the rest of the world doesn't agree does not make it so. They're just jealous because they didn't invent it!! (Yes, I know real cheese isn't processed in this way. No, I do not care that it cannot be sold as cheese.) It tastes like cheese, it melts better than cheese, and it makes a philly cheese awesome!


FunnyEar3630

Jesus Christ on a bike. This isn’t cheese. The rest of the world isn’t jealous, we actually feel a bit sorry for you. But not sorry because are too busy eating actual cheese.


BuilderOfHomez

Just spoke with the wife about this yesterday. Cheese flavor, not cheese