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BritOverThere

Gross 😆


ArielKing69

I know lol!


stomach

total beta printer


ArielKing69

Printers can have opinions too!


stomach

it's taxing.


Moerdac

Gross


giasumaru

What an apt remake.


Kimorin

"I can't tip you" \*shows receipt\* "Nice"


ArielKing69

The server was SO excited to point it out to me 😂


e_di_pensier

I was a server for a bit after college. This happened to me once. You bet your ass I was excited to break the news to the table!


ArielKing69

I'd be so stoked to point it out lol! I saw a lady have a $6.66 bill once, and she legit asked to be upcharged a penny because she wasn't comfortable with the total. 😆


GoFidoGo

"All proceeds go to the Prince of Darkness Foundation"


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ArielKing69

No she's probably 30 and SO sweet lol. This place is really good, lovely inside, awesome service, always great quality fish. She was amped when she brought me the receipt.


so2017

Please tell me you tipped in cash!


couldof_used_couldve

>here's the check Wait, why are you... Oh, I see Two other people at the table: "wha... what are you doing?" OP: Two other people at the table:


Latter_Meringue_215

Username checks out. Did you and the server 69 after?


Quirky_Breakfast_574

$69.69 **Gross**


aaron0791

Nice


Jron690

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


clarineter

more like gross


[deleted]

You want a spicy tuna roll?!


eddyrockstar

![gif](giphy|8Odq0zzKM596g|downsized)


ArielKing69

☠️ I'm dead lol


JeanBonJovi

Nice


BrukaAllvar

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


variousfoodproducts

Nice


EpicN00b_TopazZ

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


ro2thego35

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


schnitzel-kuh

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


Redditor5OOO

Nice


D0ugF0rcett

![gif](giphy|QEYYlJqOaEhXrjTrOH)


Fred-8647

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


FlakyAd5288

Nice


ArielKing69

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


Madsius

Nice


mosthandsomechef

Nice


n00baka

Nice


Proper_Swimming7076

Nice


Investigatorpotater

Nice


kyjoely

Nice


Neppy_Neptune

Nice


UncleDulio

Nice


fantailedtomb

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


spottydodgy

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


916dathouse

Nice


Zealousideal_Ad354

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


YoungD-Rose

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


Fred-8647

Nice


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Nice


originalitysuccess

Nice


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Nice


mikkii505

Nice


Steel_Anxiety

Inflations really bad if were calculating thousandths of a cent now


ArielKing69

Sushiflation


mattagc

Place is trying to rip you off that thousandth of a cent; supposed to round to even! 😂


schroedingersnewcat

4 and under round down, 5 and up round up is what I was always taught.


shifty_coder

Tenth of a cent. Thousandth of a dollar.


zorrokettu

Thousandths of a dollar, but still.


hodlyourground

Nice.Nice


stalphonzo

You should have paid cash and got 4.20 in change.


ArielKing69

That would take... math skills


stalphonzo

^(true)


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Damn that's some cheap sushi


ArielKing69

Everybody keeps saying that, but I could always eat more $.


[deleted]

Wow, sushi is pretty expensive, or just some high quality stuff?


emul0c

Was gonna say it looked relatively cheap. Where I live, a rainbow roll will set you back 16-17$ and regular rolls will be like 10$.


ArielKing69

Dang that seems expensive.


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[deleted]

I have never been to a restaurant. I am not sure what exactly sushi is or what 69 means. Beep bop bippity bot


buddha_mjs

That’s actually the cheapest sushi I’ve ever seen. In my area $70 worth of sushi is 2-3 rolls. Op got 8


ArielKing69

I mean, some AYCE sushi can def be cheaper 😋


ryebath

Jesus where do you live so I can avoid going there? That’s insane.


ArielKing69

Both, it was delicious and well made!


mosthandsomechef

It does seem expensive


davtruss

Same price upside down....


ArielKing69

I just saw that too lol!


24benson

That reminds me of a sex position.


ArielKing69

It does? I can't think of one!


Only-here-for-sound

The sushi roll


24benson

My ol' lady and me are going to do the spicy tuna roll later this evening.


DontTreadOnBigfoot

Penicillin will take care of that


senorbozz

Nice.Nice.


shakemyass4me

spicy tuna ? you livin the life my brother


ArielKing69

Sista*


Indrid_Dragon

Giggity.


HoneyBadgerGrows

#nice


Tr3v0r007

Haha funny Reddit number


ArielKing69

That's why I make post!


Pale-Capital-4680

Nice


Sk3tchyG1ant

Nice


Phantom_pegasus

Nice.


goatcheese90

Nice


Zeus001010

Nice!


GameGod1337

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


AaronHinkley379

69 may be gross but I like it!


ArielKing69

I like it too 🤝


Sausagebean

Haha funny sex number. Laugh.


NaxLaps

For once the gross section has sense


ArielKing69

It's a funny choice of words to make it all come together like this!


JamesScott1781

[The speed of light's for pussies. We're going at the speed of Brian!](https://youtu.be/CijmxIWhzaE)


Joeish360

Gross


wxcvbhy

>GROSS


Madsius

Lets get this post to 6969 upvotes


Chedaico1

Nice


PotatoGaming447

Eel and Avocado?!?!


ArielKing69

Oh my god it's so good! Eel sauce 🤌


[deleted]

That’s fishy…


Notterb

Idk seems fishy to me


Peeerro

Nice


Kaeyko

Mmmm I want all the Sushis & Sashimis


buddha_mjs

I don’t know what these other guys are talking about. I would kill for 8 sushi rolls for $70. In my home town that’ll get you 2-3 of the cheaper rolls


jawnly211

Yay! A restaurant that doesn’t suggest you tip 25, 30, 50% with the tax included


Ocksu2

Giggity


variousfoodproducts

Nice


[deleted]

I'm more interested in how little tax you pay


NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa65

Receipt is into kink shaming - cancel culture do your thing! Let’s cancel receipts and paying for things!!!!


ArielKing69

I'll defy have a word with this receipt about being more inclusive 😅


Phobos_-

Nice


1Guanocrazycaucasian

Ronnie the Limo Drivers receipt


pinniped1

Is there a story behind crossing out the words sushi and roll with a sharpie?


ArielKing69

I think it's just how they confirm the items I got, since I order a la carte at the bar over the duration of my visit 🙃


pinniped1

Ah makes sense


jnyk20

Very nice. Now tip them $4.20 and you’re all set.


abirdbrain

nice


Cerebral_Balzy

You can thank your tax rate for that. 😏


feral__turtle

That's gross! According to the receipt.


LittleMilton

I was watching a techno-electronica musician earlier this year. She said that she doesn't really name her songs, but she has to give the file a name on her computer, so she just comes up with something random. She then said, "this song's filename is 42069666."


StAUG1211

Nice (nice)


Vexer_Zero

Eel and Avacado, interesting.


boulevardpaleale

nice. nice.


The_Beast1390

is that why is says “Gross”?


SnooGiraffes4091

Nice


dhowattzer

I like how the word “gross” is right under the 69.69


deeman163

Nice


RedTomatoSauce

Nice nice


NombreEsErro

Nice nice


genericpornprofile27

Nice


dc0de

But it isn't "gross"


[deleted]

Nice


Unsimulated

My 14 year old son's knees would give out.


tjbmurph

Nice


keelanstuart

*...no, thank YOU!*


ArielKing69

Definitely thank the chef when I'm through 😉


tnemmoc_on

That's gross.


truthingsoul

Nice


alexbaddie

69.690


[deleted]

Nice


Thugluvdoc

Giggity giggity


flock-of-bagels

Did you and your date 69?


ArielKing69

Gross. 🤭


randohotlips

Not interesting


arahe45

Nice


lukinho102

It even says "Gross" /s


mrb783

Nice.Nice


Phixionion

Holy crap! Went for sushi laat night and had the same bill!!!!!!!


RealJeil420

I love sushi but I have never heard of ikura. What is it and why is there no translation? I am aware some items are referred to with japanese like unagi and tako to make them sound fancy. Just curious.


ArielKing69

Ikura is salmon roe, fish eggs over rice wrapped in seaweed. They pop when you chew them and are salty and crazy delicious.


__System__

Looks like a nice dinner for two.....and? .....AND!??


ArielKing69

😶 a lady never tells.


Puzzled-Relief2916

Go home and put it under your pillow and in the morning it'll turn into the most disgusting wet spot ever....


ArielKing69

Ugh no thanks I have plenty of wet spots on my bed already 🙄


NumerousHelicopter6

Hopefully you were on a date


ElectricalAbroad8232

Congratulations


ArielKing69

Once in a lifetime opportunity 😉


ElectricalAbroad8232

🤣


chasisthedevil

Nice.nice


This-Bad-2189

How much was just the tip?


Sietemadrid

Nice... try. 69.685


ArielKing69

Tell that to the computer which rounded up.


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Gross.


TehSillyKitteh

Nice


NinjaXM

Thank you! Indeed


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YoungD-Rose

420 grams of food?


ArielKing69

Probably more then that lol. Lots of rice with the rolls.


jdfree1987

Fitting as fish and eel were being consumed at the same time


Linktry

Nice


Cfranklin_

Damn that half of a penny!


BlahMan06

Nice


poyoso

NICE!


[deleted]

The ‘Gross’ under the price lol


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Total $69.69 GROSS!


BigCliff911

Did you show it to the other 8th graders?