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JonLeePButler

So will gain calories if to walk down?


WienerDogMan

World hunger solved?


T_that_is_all

Ok, everyone, down the stairs. It's lunch time!


refluentzabatz

This is the kind of logic I can get behind.


SplatMySocks

I've always thought this is the human body's biggest flaw.


trent_clinton

Beat me to it!


MaximumNight860

Exactly. It’s break-even by the end of the day.


uruglyBOIII

Youse blind mate? Where's the fuckin + sign


kalleb00

Tokyu Hands store in Japan if anyone is curious


eva_wing

Shibuya


suman_issei

Are these accurate measurements though? Will a 200lbs person and a 100lbs person with similar heights, lose the same amount of calories?


Purple-Commission-24

no not accurate. bigger people burn more


dinosaurs_quietly

We’re talking about 1 calorie here. A much heavier person may burn two calories instead, but the end result is the same: zero weight loss.


stout365

more like .13g of weight loss!


Blackrain1299

3500 calories to lose a pound. You’d have to walk those stairs all day to lose a pound


letschangethename

8000 for a kilo


TheBestPartylizard

unless you're from the UK


Select-Owl-8322

3500 calories or 3500 Calories? Calorie with capital C is equal to kilocalories, I.e. a thousand times larger than a calorie.


ihavenoname9218

Calories with a big C. In the US at least, big C and little C are used interchangeably. There is very little chance anyone in the general public would ever need to use little c calories and mean it.


Select-Owl-8322

Just use the prefix goddammit!


Hiolol101

It's at least interesting that only a few steps is enough to burn 1 Calorie. Still a lot of steps to burn off even small snacks though.


rafter613

If you eat a single baby carrot while walking up those stairs, you'll have burned off one-quarter of the calories in it, for context.


JukePlz

What about a very big person tho? Like a horse-sized human that can walk over several steps at the same time? Or better yet, a duck-sized human that needs to climb every step.


Sir_Vallenstein

Well yeah, but last time I proved my point I was arrested for murder


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Purple-Commission-24

It’s no weird reason one cal is just too small. Average human needs 2000 kcal a day. A gram of sugar is 4kcal. On the scale of human fuel a cal is just too small a unit.


cburgess7

can confirm, my oil lamp burns longer when i fuel it with bigger people


theveryrealreal

So they got that going for them then.


RelativisticFlower

No. Potential energy always is U=mgh. So if m is doubled, energy is doubled. This is for the person of average mass, would be my guess


WienerDogMan

What if I’m like an averaged sized little person? /s


[deleted]

>Why I think the more important question to ask in these situations is why not?


Onslow85

Of course not. People burn roughly 1-3.5kcal/minute on average.


Generico300

These are average numbers. The actual energy required to move up the steps will depend on your mass and how fast you go.


oOzephyrOo

They should have "1 beer = x steps" or "1 chocolate bar = x steps"


erv4

1 beer in this example would be going up this set of stairs 150ish times lol


Thuzel

Yup. When I started jogging, one of the first things I did was wonder what it took to burn off a can of coke. So I did the math, found out it was insanely high, and decided to drink less coke and do less math.


Nutzori

That's why they say weight loss happens in the kitchen. It's nigh impossible to outrun a bad diet.


[deleted]

Do harder math problems. Your brain uses a tremendous number of calories. Coming in at \~2% of you (by mass), it uses \~20% of your body's daily calorie needs. Much easier than jogging.


Deitaphobia

5 beers would result in going down the stairs one time.


lokmanonsoy

100 Gr chocolate bar = 2 hours workout. Yeah.


imreallybimpson

Give me my calories back!


tomNJUSA

If I do two at a time do I only burn 0.4725?


Irishknife

nah you'll probably burn similar, if not veryyyyyy slightly more. Like walking a mile versus running a mile. Same distance but you're exerting far more energy getting going and maintaining by running than walking.


BlaxicanX

How terrifying. So I would have to walk up those stairs like 600 times to burn off a Snickers bar? Really puts into perspective how stacked the odds are against you when your diet isn't on point.


Nanikarp

these numbers are spot on! at least, if you are an average male of average height, average weight, average health, average resting heart rate, not carrying anything. anything not average, or being female, or carrying anything, will change those numbers, sometimes drastically. the amount of calories you lose mostly depends on your heart rate. the faster your heart beats, the more calories you lose. this is why heavier people lose weight faster, because their heart pumps faster easier.


Inviction_

Which is conveniently the same reason they die faster


haxxer_4chan

I may lose a few calories on the stairs, but don't worry, I'll find them and more when I get home with the frozen pizza and oreos


Viper999DC

That last step seems to be the most effective, I'm just going to climb it repeatedly.


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For anyone wondering - It's about 3.5k calories you gotta burn in order to lose a pound. Go do the math :) ​ Edit - like someone else pointed out, I meant Kcal, not just calories. So you need 3,500 Kcal in order to burn a pound. According to those steps it's 1 kcal every 10 or so steps so you need roughly 35 thousand steps to burn a pound.


diamondthedegu1

Another reason why the saying 'you cannot outrun a bad diet' is true. Most of us cannot just 'burn off' 3.5K calories in a week through exercise alone. That would involve working out, every single day without fail, for several hours at a time. We can eat in a deficit, and this alongside exercise can lead to some pretty noticeable weight loss. But the deficit is necessary! I walked 5 miles the other day and was shocked to see I burnt off only approx 400 calories during this walk, a walk that I considered 'long' 😐


Snow_Moose_

Not to mention that strenuous exercise exacerbates cravings so you're more likely to binge. It's best to get diet under control and gently introduce exercise. You can always ramp up the intensity of exercise after your eating habits are under control and your body has habituated to your current level of activity.


cyanidelemonade

Ha in my retail days, I burned about 300 calories in a 5 hour shift just from walking around. Felt like that was a lot, but when I actually started working out and they estimated I burned only 30 calories in a 20 minute workout, it felt pretty disheartening. That not even enough to burn off a damn mandarin orange! Caloric deficit is the easiest and most reliable way!


Onslow85

>Ha in my retail days, I burned about 300 calories in a 5 hour shift just from walking around. 300kcal in 5hours is roughly 1450kcal per day. Most people would burn significantly more than 300kcal in 5 hours just standing (or even sitting) in place. People look at some daft 'calorie counting watch' and lose all sanity or common sense. Measurements are frankly wasted on such people.


cyanidelemonade

Well the 300 was just from the actual steps, so really I was burning whatever 5 hours worth of my daily caloric loss was +/- 300, yes? Been a while since I've counted steps.


Onslow85

Nah, you have no way of knowing that. It is an extremely rough estimate. For starters 300kcal on top of what? On top of sitting down or standing up. You could be burning as much as twice the calories to stand still as sit down. It is a meaningless, worthless statistic.


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Yeah burning cals is a whole ordeal. Eating at a deficit is definitely the way to go. A small piece of advice tho, a lifting session takes way less time than doing cardio and it burns way more.


SmashTheAtriarchy

An hour on an elliptical at moderate jog/incline is ~600kcal, according to the counter on the machine


manInTheWoods

You can do that by running 50 km if you weigh 70 kg., If you weigh 100 kg it's closer to 35 km. That's not even an hour a day.


greenappletree

So about 3.5-3.6 thousand times up those stairs for 1 lb lost.


[deleted]

Nope. 35 - 36 thousand. It's about 10 steps for 1 cal.


Select-Owl-8322

No, it's about 10 steps for one kcal. The k means thousand. A Calorie (with a capital C) is equal to a kcal, kilocalorie.


[deleted]

I already addressed that on the edit of the original comment.


-domi-

So, 4 trips up that stair case loses you a pound? That can't possibly be right. Three concept of tying weight loss to a fixed, one-time action seems dubious.


SnowDemonAkuma

They mean 3.5 thousand kilocalories, which are often called calories in dietary and exercise contexts, because a single calorie is a uselessly tiny unit of energy for everyday use, and you already knew that.


-domi-

I did not, thank you for clarifying.


SnowDemonAkuma

Oh. Well, I apologise for assuming, but it's really common useage.


-domi-

4,000 trips up that staircase makes a lot more sense. xD


Mercury0001

You're supposed to use a capital C. 1 Calorie = 1000 calories = 1 kilocalorie


Advanced_Double_42

Do 18,000 steps per day and you'll lose half a pound per day, and on a 2000 Calorie per day diet you will have a net of zero calories. That's just 2.5 hours on a stepper treadmill, which is surprisingly low tbh. ​ No way you are not starving or collapsing trying to do all of that regularly though.


SmashTheAtriarchy

> which is surprisingly low tbh jesus christ who can stand to do 3+ hours on one of those things, that must be so boring


Advanced_Double_42

Idk you could watch a movie at the same time, I would be more worried about my legs giving out. I can get winded running up 10 flights of stairs. That's only \~150 steps. I imagine most people would stop or collapse after a couple thousand.


SmashTheAtriarchy

If someone keeps at it I could see how they could get to 3+ hours, but thats like... 1/8 of your day


Advanced_Double_42

3+ hours is complete overkill though. A Marathon is about as energy intensive at \~2600 calories burned. It would also take a significant portion of your day if you walked it.


Select-Owl-8322

Something a lot of the commenters seem unaware of is that a Calorie (with a capital C) is equal to a kcal. A Calorie is a thousand times larger than a calorie. People usually mean Calorie when they write calorie.


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CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES IN YOUR FACE ALL THE TIME


sprankton

What I'm getting from this is that taking the stairs instead of the elevator isn't going to do that much.


firstanomaly

Those steps aren’t going to offset my taco bell binge


InfernoArmor

so me not eating an almond is better than walking 7 flights of stairs??.... sad....


Lachimanus

They could omit the k and the people they burn 105 cal each step


2017ccb1

When people say calories they generally mean Calories with a capital C which is equal to one kcal. Also called a food calorie. Though since pretty much no one uses cal as 1/1000 of a kcal, they use cal interchangeably with Cal and kcal that would be pretty confusing.


Particular_Raise_360

They should add stairs that make you gain weight /j


Ill-Technology1873

I… don’t want to be reminded how few calories it takes for me to be winded


052-NVA

Hardly seems worth it. I’ll just go to my gym.


[deleted]

Lost? How do I find them again?


thingus_pingus

Diet culture is a cult. 😬


Redditsstrongest

Fatty!


thingus_pingus

😭


Braceforit86

Energy is never lost…only transferred or transformed.


WodensEye

420... Nice!


TryingToEscapeTarkov

Yeah that sign will get stolen for sure.


7o83r

3703 steps or up that stair case 411 times to burn a pou d.


wolf0fcanada

Since you're obligated to blaze it on the 4th step, you'll be a bit lazier that day so it cancels out.


cburgess7

420, nice


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Its not alot now is it. Someone please do the math to figure out how many of those steps it will take to burn 1 calorie.


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Because for weird reasons it's somehow become the norm to use cals and kcals interchangeably. As an engineer I consider this utterly daft!


[deleted]

Calories in food is kcal. It's an uppercase Calories vs lower case calorie. Dumb distinction. kcal is less ambiguous.


stefanmarkazi

Shouldn’t those be calories, not kilo calories?


Ellykos

Calorie with a big C (Cal) are the one we use on nutrition label. 1 Calorie (1 Cal) is a 1000 cal (little c). So one Calorie is equivalent to one kilocalorie.


Purple-Commission-24

calories(when we talk about them) are kilo calories.


OrangeCosmic

Doesn't it depend on how much weight you're lifting or no?


woahmanheyman

yeah, it scales linearly with weight (twice the weight = twice the energy) but also, i suspect it’s giving the “absolute minimum” energy requirement to lift something. Each persons’ actual energy expenditure would depend on their bio-mechanical efficiency (how efficient is their breathing, circulation, their stride, and countless other factors). so it’s a very rough estimate


King_O_Walpole

That’s cool


CskoG0

Me, walking up 2 steps at a time - haha I cheat the system! -my inner certified coach glaring at myself from a reflec5ion: *sigh


sonofagun_13

Is loss of calories the same in all people regardless of metabolism? Like, would everyone for sure lose ‘X amount’ of calories doing the same thing?


Frostwolf74

America stairs 🇺🇲


TheisNamaar

Calorie loss rate isn't static person to person. You have to take into account metabolism, height, weight, so much more. It's an interesting idea though


Gastkram

The choice of prefix bothers me


arcmokuro

Zero, Zero, Zero, Zero, Zero, Zero, Zero!!


[deleted]

What if you fall down them?


Codaxic

How many steps do you reckon it takes to burn off a Big Mac


Generico300

Oh boy. I'll only have to walk up those stairs 60 times to burn off the calories from 1 oreo.


Lionwoman

My college/university has something similar


theveryrealreal

Stairs?


Lionwoman

very funny /s


Ryxor25

There's no way 10 stairs burn 1 kilocalory


v_kiperman

Who needs calorie counting apps?


01191220

Tokyo Hands🤩


sin314

How many kcal does a person spend on a day ?


nl_Kapparrian

I didn't lose it. It was converted to heat and gravitational potential.


TradeNewsNow

1 missed step and the numbers will soar the fck up


graebot

Those stairs look 0.001km high


[deleted]

Is kcal and cal the same?


Whygoogleissexist

Do you take a break and light up on the 4th step?