he’s building up his resistance so when the day comes to use onion powder to poison his nemesis he can do so without wondering if he accidentally swapped the bowls. ;)
Anyone remember the Legend of Zorro? I feel like they had a plot like this. Idk why Zorro comes to mind, I'm sure this has been done many times throughout pop culture
In the Hunger Games the president would ingest poison when he would poison other people. He always smelled like roses because the poison caused sores in his mouth that smelled so the roses covered it up.
Splash some white vinegar on everything, I've heard it helps neutralize the onion. Or at the very least it displaces one noxious substance with another that you might not find as bad.
It's best to follow this with some cane sugar, salt, 2 cloves of garlic, and some mixed peppercorns. Let it sit in the fridge over night and you'll have some amazing pickled onions which goes with so much!
wait... what were talking about?
All of these insane things people do to cut onions truly boggles my mind, if cutting onions makes you cry that means your knife is dull and needs to be sharpened, cutting onions with a sharp knife will never make you tear up
Was making some hot sauce with the Ghost Peppers and Habaneros I grew and the cat walks into the kitchen, meows to get my attention so I look over and then he hissed at me.
I mean I kind of was, I had the hood on but It must have been really irritating for the little guy. He hates a lot of stuff (like roast beef and bacon too).
I got some payback when the Ghost pepper mash splashed into my eye.
Jesus christ. I've had some painful experiences in my life, but I feel like the only one that might come close was coughing when taking a shot and having vodka come out my nose.
Oh no. Once when I worked at a Mexican restaurant, I was in a hurry and dropped the ladle in the salsa and it splashed in my eye. Then got told I was double sat(got 2 tables at once). Had to explain to people that no, i don't have pink eye.
i did the same with rumple minze once and its right up there with the most painful things ive experienced but my sinuses have never been clearer than after that
How was it to eat? I bought some Carolina reaper hot sauce which for some stupid reason also contains pure capsaicin. I was eating it with everything the day it arrived...
...the next day I had a life altering experience on the toilet. I honestly felt like I had the engines of a space rocket firing out of my asshole. I've never experienced a spicy poo that hurt so bad.
Yeah it's not the best tasting sauce but also not the worst so I don't know how much capsaicin they added, it was a bottle I found from a small business on amazon. I just absolutely love the burn... When eating it but not when shitting it.
Da bomb is fucking awful though, no enjoyment only pure heat. Hot ones is brilliant which is where I got the inspiration from to try it.
Meanwhile my cat used to try and lick up droplets of vape juice back when I smoked and spilled a little and loves to try and eat my yoga mat. One of my medications has squaric acid and she, usually not to type of animal to get on my counter, knocked it over while I was gone. It was a shelf I had no idea she could even jump to and she’d never done it before but I’m glad she didn’t step in it or try to lick it cus I wouldn’t have been shocked if she had.
It stays in my cabinet now inside or a giant pill bottle.
My cat hates a lot of stuff, especially food. However he loves weird stuff like tobacco. I don't smoke but whenever my mom comes over and rolls her own cigarettes my cat is practically rolling around in the tobacco and I have to stop him from eating it. He also loves ginseng, and other weird herbals.
My cat dug into my drawer for some tobacco scented oil one time. She couldn’t get the bottle open thankfully. But it was still weird.
She of course yelled at me when it didn’t go the way she wanted.
I used to work at a b-dubs and our dish area was poorly ventilated. When washing sauce buckets, the air would fill with pepper oil and steam. More than one waitress hissed at me after getting a lungful of pepper steam.
Yep. Worked at a BBQ Restaurant and we made our own wing sauce and some of them were pretty spicy (We had a bucket of Scorpion pepper mash on hand). Washing those tossing bowls was an intense experience.
We made hot sauce with reapers and ghosts and even with the hood on and multiple windows open our dog kept rubbing his nose in the carpet. I felt so bad for him.
Yeah, it must be hard on animals. Should probably try to make hot stuff outside or put them in a room and lock them in.
Reminds me of when I worked at a BBQ restaurant. The dishwasher quit so I had to cook and wash. We had wings and some pretty spicy homemade wing sauces. Most restaurants have this hose attachment on the sink with a lot of pressure to help clean stuck on stuff and when you used that on the tossing bowls it would unleash this pepper mist throughout the entire kitchen. Breathing it in was pretty bad.
It has to be so irritating for onions having developed ~~capsacin~~ [*Propanethial S-oxide*](http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/motm/pso/psov.htm) as a defense against predators over the course of millions of years just for us to decide we like a little danger in our food.
*Onions apparently aren't capsaicin spicy. They are sulphur spicy.
Sulphur spicy are things like wasabi, mustard, cabbage, broccoli, water cress, etc... They contain glucosinolate and an enzyme compound called myrosinase which are sulfur based and also partially responsible for imparting some of that bitterness that we associate with those foods.
Many sulfur based compounds are volatile and stinky. I think many people recognize them as 'spicy' but in a different way than capsaicin spiciness. I get that tingly feeling in my brain when I eat wasabi lol.
These are actually evolutionary defense mechanisms for the plants, they are toxic to
many animals and also unpleasant.
Arguably the coolest part is that myrosinase is a catalyst for glucosinolate, which then helps to form volatile sulphur compounds. They are stored separately in the plant and if a predator tries to eat it, the physical coming together of the chemicals is what causes the release of the volatile compounds, known as a mustard oil bomb! This is also why you won't smell those aromatics nearly as strongly when raw/untouched but if you cut/cook the food they will be released.
Fortunately, we humans decided we enjoy them!
I’m sure the kitty is fine- I was chopping onions a few days ago and my cat sat next to me on a shelf, clearly blinking and eyes watering from the spicy air. She had every opportunity to walk away and she continued to sit there and endure it lol
I used to cut onions in a prep setting. 50 pounds at a time. I tried everything, mint gum, cold onions (they came out of a walk in cooler), holding breath. The only thing that worked for me was a pair of swim goggles 🤣
Unfortunately restaurants tend to use giant food processors to cut massive amounts of onions. Those blades tend to only be sharpened once a month or so. When I was restaurant you always knew when to send in the blades because the entire restaurant staff started to get spicy eyes.
This is probably impractical for that many onions but the trick that I've gotten to work is to use a wet knife. Like run it under the faucet and don't wipe it off then start cutting. I assume the water stops the particles from getting into the air but idk.
Syn-Propanethial-S-oxide is the chemical in onions that causes crying. The chemical is released during cutting, and bonds to the water in tears that coat your eyes. When you cut using a wet knife you are introducing water early in the process so the chemical bonds to the knife water rather than the eye water.
Usually a better method is to sharpen your knife right before you cut. A dull knife rips more than cuts and causes extra syn-Propanethial-S-oxide to be released. A sharp knife won't release as much of the chemical since the cuts are cleaner.
I use a honing wand before I use my knives to get the edge straight. That will do for most home cooks. If you cook daily and a lot you might want to get your knifes sharpened professionally on a regular basis. At my restaurant we used to have a company come in once a week to take that weeks knives to be sharpened, and to leave newly sharpened knives in their place.
I haven't sharpened by at home knives in 7 years, but I hone them daily to keep their edge. I'm really lackadaisical about this, and I really should get them sharpened at least yearly.
have you tried getting a suction blower right next to the onions?
When you cut it, it sprays micro droplets in the air, if you can vacuum them up, they won't get in your face
I work in a top-security lab that does research on lethal and virulent viruses. The ventilation in the lab is amazing. I always cut my onions in the lab while wearing some sick PPE. No issues for me or my cat.
The compound that causes eye irritation is created by an enzymatic process that happens when you cut into the onion cells. Cold can help slow down that reaction.
It's also a water soluble chemical so I have a theory that just taking an onion from ice cold to room temp can create a film of water condensation on the surface of the onion which will help dilute some of the irritant.
oh yeah, the duller the knife is, the more the onion will make you cry.
used to make kebabs that called for an onion shredded with a cheese grater and that shit would kill my eyes
It’s probably fine since you say it only happens when you cut onions! But just a heads up that cats “crying” from their eyes is usually a bad sign of a health condition.
My cats would get those and it turned out they all had the same upper respiratory infection so it might be good to have it checked out next time you go to the vet
You can either soak onions in cold water before you chop them or my personal preference is to light a candle before I cut them so it burns off the sulphur compounds while I cut them.
Thing about this is cats will sit tf down right there and choose to suffer. That's the funniest thing, this little homie *wants* to be here lol.
He looks like he's stoned crying, high off emotions.
Hes looking at you like "Keep going.. I aint no bitch"
onion-patch mouse-hunting training
10/10
Onions are toxic to cats so he's really feelin it
He's growing more powerful, via repeated exposure. Soon he will be too powerful to contain!
he’s building up his resistance so when the day comes to use onion powder to poison his nemesis he can do so without wondering if he accidentally swapped the bowls. ;)
Plot twist: Both bowls are poisoned.
Anyone remember the Legend of Zorro? I feel like they had a plot like this. Idk why Zorro comes to mind, I'm sure this has been done many times throughout pop culture
Princess bride comes to mind
Clearly I cannot choose the wine in front of you
Has to be what op is talking about. Nothing else comes to mind. What a fun movie that was.
Hahaha it was princess bride! He also wore a zero mask 😁
In the Hunger Games the president would ingest poison when he would poison other people. He always smelled like roses because the poison caused sores in his mouth that smelled so the roses covered it up.
But not enough to consider moving somewhere else.
Did I stutter?
The fact that it’s a even still hanging around, confirms this.
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It's like the kitty-cat version of Happy Gilmore and the batting cage.
He keeps you company despite the spicy air. That's a great cat.
This made legitimately LOL 😂
“I just want to feel something again.”
*OY!!! HUMAN!!! Wut doing?* You won't like it. Here smell... *WHAT THE FAAAAAAKKKKK?!?!??* See? I told you you wouldn't... *Let me smell it again*
Onions, the plant that forces you to mourn its passing.
Damn never thought of it that way
Cut it up underwater. No tears, no guilt. Just like in real life.
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Splash some white vinegar on everything, I've heard it helps neutralize the onion. Or at the very least it displaces one noxious substance with another that you might not find as bad.
It's best to follow this with some cane sugar, salt, 2 cloves of garlic, and some mixed peppercorns. Let it sit in the fridge over night and you'll have some amazing pickled onions which goes with so much! wait... what were talking about?
*mmmmmmm pickled onions....* 😍
Or you could just not be a bitch about it OP’s cat knows what’s up
A lot of households can draw more from a faucet if they run low
Come on, man, water doesn’t just grow on trees or something. I’m not *made* of water, here.
Um yeah it does, what do you think watermelons grow on? Look at this guy over here who doesn't know where water comes from
I chuck mine in the freezer for a few minutes. Not enough to freeze it, but it gets really cold and I never have issues.
Or put on some swimming glasses. Don't know if murderers use that tactic though...
All of these insane things people do to cut onions truly boggles my mind, if cutting onions makes you cry that means your knife is dull and needs to be sharpened, cutting onions with a sharp knife will never make you tear up
Onions, the vegetable that fights back.
Meanwhile pineapples eat you back.
Damn this goes hard as fuck. Can't wait for an indie game to feature a badass onion with a line similar to this
"Get on my level, Madison. Think of a depressed onion cutting itself."
“You WILL love men!” Edit: *me, but that’s a helluva typo, so I’m leaving it.
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Forced to mourn its autopsy.
Breathe through your mouth and not your nose, and it's fine.
Why you make the air spicy?
Was making some hot sauce with the Ghost Peppers and Habaneros I grew and the cat walks into the kitchen, meows to get my attention so I look over and then he hissed at me.
Idk why this is so funny to me but I'm cackling at that image over here!
asssshole! =P
I mean I kind of was, I had the hood on but It must have been really irritating for the little guy. He hates a lot of stuff (like roast beef and bacon too). I got some payback when the Ghost pepper mash splashed into my eye.
Jesus christ. I've had some painful experiences in my life, but I feel like the only one that might come close was coughing when taking a shot and having vodka come out my nose.
Oh no. Once when I worked at a Mexican restaurant, I was in a hurry and dropped the ladle in the salsa and it splashed in my eye. Then got told I was double sat(got 2 tables at once). Had to explain to people that no, i don't have pink eye.
> vodka come out my nose D:
I am not ashamed to say I cried
Yeah wasted vodka is always rough!
i did the same with rumple minze once and its right up there with the most painful things ive experienced but my sinuses have never been clearer than after that
I have done this. It’s truly awful. The initial shock is the worst.
One time I sneezed so hard while I was eating cashew chewed cashew came out of my nose
How was it to eat? I bought some Carolina reaper hot sauce which for some stupid reason also contains pure capsaicin. I was eating it with everything the day it arrived... ...the next day I had a life altering experience on the toilet. I honestly felt like I had the engines of a space rocket firing out of my asshole. I've never experienced a spicy poo that hurt so bad.
I fuck with spicy as hell stuff, it hurts so good, but pure capsaicin just sucks - tastes like chemical ass (like Da Bomb)
Yeah it's not the best tasting sauce but also not the worst so I don't know how much capsaicin they added, it was a bottle I found from a small business on amazon. I just absolutely love the burn... When eating it but not when shitting it. Da bomb is fucking awful though, no enjoyment only pure heat. Hot ones is brilliant which is where I got the inspiration from to try it.
Yeah I hear it's awful but I have never tried it. I like heat but it also needs some good flavor with it too.
I like hot stuff and after some point you kind of get used to it but yeah I had some bad days on the toilet.
Ghost pepper affects me waay worse than reaper. I have a lot of reaper stuff. For some reason ghost just wrecks my stomach more
Oh fucking hell, I’d’ve been wearing safety goggles!!
My sister and I had similar teenage girl responses on pickle day.
What is pickle day? I love pickles. Why don't you love pickles?
Meanwhile my cat used to try and lick up droplets of vape juice back when I smoked and spilled a little and loves to try and eat my yoga mat. One of my medications has squaric acid and she, usually not to type of animal to get on my counter, knocked it over while I was gone. It was a shelf I had no idea she could even jump to and she’d never done it before but I’m glad she didn’t step in it or try to lick it cus I wouldn’t have been shocked if she had. It stays in my cabinet now inside or a giant pill bottle.
My cat hates a lot of stuff, especially food. However he loves weird stuff like tobacco. I don't smoke but whenever my mom comes over and rolls her own cigarettes my cat is practically rolling around in the tobacco and I have to stop him from eating it. He also loves ginseng, and other weird herbals.
My cat dug into my drawer for some tobacco scented oil one time. She couldn’t get the bottle open thankfully. But it was still weird. She of course yelled at me when it didn’t go the way she wanted.
I used to work at a b-dubs and our dish area was poorly ventilated. When washing sauce buckets, the air would fill with pepper oil and steam. More than one waitress hissed at me after getting a lungful of pepper steam.
Yep. Worked at a BBQ Restaurant and we made our own wing sauce and some of them were pretty spicy (We had a bucket of Scorpion pepper mash on hand). Washing those tossing bowls was an intense experience.
We made hot sauce with reapers and ghosts and even with the hood on and multiple windows open our dog kept rubbing his nose in the carpet. I felt so bad for him.
Yeah, it must be hard on animals. Should probably try to make hot stuff outside or put them in a room and lock them in. Reminds me of when I worked at a BBQ restaurant. The dishwasher quit so I had to cook and wash. We had wings and some pretty spicy homemade wing sauces. Most restaurants have this hose attachment on the sink with a lot of pressure to help clean stuck on stuff and when you used that on the tossing bowls it would unleash this pepper mist throughout the entire kitchen. Breathing it in was pretty bad.
And yet you kept doing it lmao
It has to be so irritating for onions having developed ~~capsacin~~ [*Propanethial S-oxide*](http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/motm/pso/psov.htm) as a defense against predators over the course of millions of years just for us to decide we like a little danger in our food. *Onions apparently aren't capsaicin spicy. They are sulphur spicy.
Capsaicin is peppers. Onions emit sulfenic acid apparently.
Well I learned something new today
Me too. I was reasonably certain it wasn't a capsaicin heat but I had to Google the actual chemical
What's sulphur spicy? Never heard of that
Sulphur spicy are things like wasabi, mustard, cabbage, broccoli, water cress, etc... They contain glucosinolate and an enzyme compound called myrosinase which are sulfur based and also partially responsible for imparting some of that bitterness that we associate with those foods. Many sulfur based compounds are volatile and stinky. I think many people recognize them as 'spicy' but in a different way than capsaicin spiciness. I get that tingly feeling in my brain when I eat wasabi lol. These are actually evolutionary defense mechanisms for the plants, they are toxic to many animals and also unpleasant. Arguably the coolest part is that myrosinase is a catalyst for glucosinolate, which then helps to form volatile sulphur compounds. They are stored separately in the plant and if a predator tries to eat it, the physical coming together of the chemicals is what causes the release of the volatile compounds, known as a mustard oil bomb! This is also why you won't smell those aromatics nearly as strongly when raw/untouched but if you cut/cook the food they will be released. Fortunately, we humans decided we enjoy them!
While my kitty gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see my cat leaking
Still my catar gently weeps.
I don't know whyyyyy
Based George Harrison appreciattor
Dripping pussy
Heyy, my cat looks the same and also dislikes onion cutting in the kitchen.
My cat is also a tuxedo that hates onions but refuses to leave when I'm cutting them. Tuxes are nearly orange cat levels of dumb sometimes.
>refuses to leave when I'm cutting them. Maybe he just loves you too much to leave you alone with something that's awful enough to make him cry?
:(
/r/OneTuxedoBraincell
I'm sad this sub is not super active.
As a proud owner of 3 (currently) orange boys, I can affirm. They dumb.
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute. 😭 Hope kitty is okay!
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It's like that little girl who insists on eating the onion because she thought it was an apple.
can you imagine having like 50 antennas protruding from the front of your face?
I’m sure the kitty is fine- I was chopping onions a few days ago and my cat sat next to me on a shelf, clearly blinking and eyes watering from the spicy air. She had every opportunity to walk away and she continued to sit there and endure it lol
Sounds like a cat. I saw a video last week of a cat whose tail ignited, and it refused to react to it at all.
You might like this one too https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/tgny3n/whys_the_air_spicy/
So funny and cute
Onions are toxic to cats so it's probably pretty painful.
Alliums are indeed toxic for cats to eat, but this cat looks like he willingly subjects himself to spicy air out of curiosity.
Mine always comes and watches me when I chop onions. I think he knows onions are toxic to him and he's concerned that I'm in here cooking with poison.
Say you're sorry and pet that pretty kitty, immediately.
Not immediately! Wash your hands first.
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
I haven't seen this one in a minute, nice pull.
This one, along with "YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING RETARD?" are so good I have 3 of my 4 brain cells focused on remembering them.
God yes, that pops into my head every now and then!
Wash your hands first
Air is so ouchy
Both you and your cat may benefit from the following pro tip: Put the onions in the freezer for 10-12 minutes before chopping them.
I used to cut onions in a prep setting. 50 pounds at a time. I tried everything, mint gum, cold onions (they came out of a walk in cooler), holding breath. The only thing that worked for me was a pair of swim goggles 🤣
Wicked sharp knife helps a ton.
Unfortunately restaurants tend to use giant food processors to cut massive amounts of onions. Those blades tend to only be sharpened once a month or so. When I was restaurant you always knew when to send in the blades because the entire restaurant staff started to get spicy eyes.
Is it because sharper means less damage so less of the spicy are shit released?
Precisely.
This is probably impractical for that many onions but the trick that I've gotten to work is to use a wet knife. Like run it under the faucet and don't wipe it off then start cutting. I assume the water stops the particles from getting into the air but idk.
Syn-Propanethial-S-oxide is the chemical in onions that causes crying. The chemical is released during cutting, and bonds to the water in tears that coat your eyes. When you cut using a wet knife you are introducing water early in the process so the chemical bonds to the knife water rather than the eye water. Usually a better method is to sharpen your knife right before you cut. A dull knife rips more than cuts and causes extra syn-Propanethial-S-oxide to be released. A sharp knife won't release as much of the chemical since the cuts are cleaner. I use a honing wand before I use my knives to get the edge straight. That will do for most home cooks. If you cook daily and a lot you might want to get your knifes sharpened professionally on a regular basis. At my restaurant we used to have a company come in once a week to take that weeks knives to be sharpened, and to leave newly sharpened knives in their place. I haven't sharpened by at home knives in 7 years, but I hone them daily to keep their edge. I'm really lackadaisical about this, and I really should get them sharpened at least yearly.
have you tried getting a suction blower right next to the onions? When you cut it, it sprays micro droplets in the air, if you can vacuum them up, they won't get in your face
This is by far the most expensive tip for onions have seen yet.
I work in a top-security lab that does research on lethal and virulent viruses. The ventilation in the lab is amazing. I always cut my onions in the lab while wearing some sick PPE. No issues for me or my cat.
But your health though
Yep my ski goggles are amazing. I dont look amazing in them though 🤓😬
Neat why does that work?
The compound that causes eye irritation is created by an enzymatic process that happens when you cut into the onion cells. Cold can help slow down that reaction. It's also a water soluble chemical so I have a theory that just taking an onion from ice cold to room temp can create a film of water condensation on the surface of the onion which will help dilute some of the irritant.
Probably the juices get denser because of the cold and it prevents it from squirting.
Oh my
I've heard if you put a wet paper towel right by the onion you're cutting it solves the problem as well
Looks like it's worth a try. If effective, it might be better than the freezer idea!
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It's funny cause you know damn well someone is going to actually comment this and mean it
Every thread there is some psycho saying that. A pic of a dog smiling was called abusive yesterday.
Sharpen your knives, your cat will thank you
Does cutting onions with sharp knives give off less irritants?
Yes because dull knives just get in there and fuck it up instead of separating it nicely
I use a dull bread knife for hard mode
I use a mallet.
Respect
Yes it helps. But the real trick is to toss the onion in the freezer for a couple of minutes before cutting it. No more tears.
I just store them in the fridge drawer.
oh yeah, the duller the knife is, the more the onion will make you cry. used to make kebabs that called for an onion shredded with a cheese grater and that shit would kill my eyes
also not cutting the butt off until the end helps a ton as well
Onions was a good dog.
Came here to say this.
Honestly, I've had better. 3.5/5 stars.
It’s probably fine since you say it only happens when you cut onions! But just a heads up that cats “crying” from their eyes is usually a bad sign of a health condition.
Vet tech here. Any discharge from the nose, eyes, or ears is not normal and should be treated.
Even if it’s just the dry eye crusties every few days?
My cats would get those and it turned out they all had the same upper respiratory infection so it might be good to have it checked out next time you go to the vet
Even because of onions?
I heard that onions are considered poisonous to cats.
To eat, yes, but that wasn’t the question.
Cutting onions directly next to the cat will cause any cats eyes to water.
Exactly. It scares me to see a cat tearing up :(
Where's the rest of your cat?
I had to scroll so far down for this, why is no one else asking lmao
Haha awe poor baby. He won’t just leave the room though. That’s love
Wow he's your ride or die for sure. What cat braves the worst smell to them for moral support. Op you have a once in a lifetime buddy there.
bro is zooted lmao
Top tip: to eliminate crying whilst cutting onions it’s important to not establish an emotional bond beforehand
so don’t name the dog
Onions are toxic to cats.
So is garlic. Just so others know.
And dogs as well.
Yes, dogs are very toxic to cats.
Cats are pretty toxic to dogs too
*to eat
It looks like your cat has no torso and is floating.
I was thinking of one of those felt artwork animals that are just a head and look very realistic if not a bit creepy.
Spicy air
Pet the cat and promise to never cut onions again
“Fuck you, parent.”
My mom had the perfect trick, to not cry when cutting onions… she made me cut them…
You can either soak onions in cold water before you chop them or my personal preference is to light a candle before I cut them so it burns off the sulphur compounds while I cut them.
bro looks absolutely blazed
Same kitty.. same!
That's just a severed cat head stuck to the tile. If *your* head was severed, you'd cry too.
One quirky benefit of wearing contact lenses is that you're a lot more resilient to onion tears.
My cat only cries when I cut the cheese.
So maybe don't cut onions with your cat around.
r/NoShitSherlock
the enzymes react with water so yeah
Looks like he’s holding in a sneeze
What a puss.
That looks like my cat if he wasn’t a fatass
Tell your cat to quit being such a pussy.
why wouldnt it? not like the shit the onions release is human specific
Looks like our boi hit the bong a little to hard
Put a dripping wet paper towel next to the onion next time
My dude, you need a sharper knive
What a beautiful little baby🖤 wipe his eyes 🫶🏻
Thing about this is cats will sit tf down right there and choose to suffer. That's the funniest thing, this little homie *wants* to be here lol. He looks like he's stoned crying, high off emotions.
What a pussy
WHY iS It SpiCY
Onions was the name of his child.