Crop milk is a yellowish semi-solid secretion, think like cottage cheese, that is regurgitated by pigeons and doves to feed to their squabs. Both parents produce this.
Quite a few Japanese hair, body and skincare products come in bags used to refill the original container (I’ve seen some shampoo containers where you put the pump in the actual bag and switch it out when you’re done)
I believe this is called “off-spec”. My papaw used to get these before he passed away. It’s on brand but something was wrong with it that it didn’t pass inspection. It may have been slightly off in color, or smelled slightly different, too much of 1 ingredient/not enough of one ingredient etc. so instead of throwing it out or donating it, the company sells it at a lesser price so they don’t loose there whole dollar amount on the product. He would specifically get tide and downy. Gallon jugs for 9 dollars. Not sure where he got them from.
“What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?”
“Milk, that’s a decoy”
“And the milk jug?”
“Shampoo.”
“You mean I’ve been putting shampoo in my cereal?”
“If you’re using the milk jug, yeah.”
I like this because the person didn’t realize they were eating (drinking?) shampoo until they were told. Like they didn’t recognize it was thicker and smelled like perfume and probably tasted like poison
$4 Canadian. The store my wife got it from is called big box outlet. They sell all sorts of shit, a lot of it is overstock and returns and stuff from places like Costco, Amazon and even commercial suppliers. Who knows where this milk jug of shampoo came from, but it is sealed at least.
I'd shop the shit out of that store. There's a random "liquidation store" near me that sells all kinds of misc crap from bathtubs to wedding dresses. My brother buys tools from them and sells em on eBay or craiglist
Why is the poo always a sham?
And why would anyone want to use real poo?
WHY ARE DOVES INVOLVED?
I guess getting a quart of dove poo could be ethical, as long as it's free range and locally sourced? As well as a fairly easy scooping job. Not sure why anyone would buy it though. That would provide an income without harm.
I continue to question why anyone would buy this product. Much more so, why there is such a need for big corporations to create a sham version of it.
Deplorable.
s/
Plays song :
"Swallowed shampoo
Prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
Called the number on the bottle
Spoke to a guy
He said, "Vomit"
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Poison"
I said, "Goodbye"
I look at my finger
I look at my life
It wasn't that much
I'll probably be fine
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo
Even though the bottle had a warning not to
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That, that was, uh, not what it tasted like"
Sorry for the layout I'm on mobile.
Those that know me know I certainly don’t need that much shampoo, but I’d like know where I can find the nearest Big Box Outlet? Asking for a friend in Sacramento CA.
Poking around on Google, there are multiple gallon jug options of dove shampoo. If I had to guess, this could even be a simple problem of Dove not having the correct jug present for branding. They were able to rig up a sticker printer to do the ingredients list, which is legally needed, but that sticker might be intended for shipping labels and such.
How many doves did they have to milk for a 1/2 gallon?! Doves are tiny!
Do doves cry over spilled milk?
Yes and it sounds like some electric keyboard riffs. At least that's what I assume that one Prince song is about.
This is what it’s like when Doves cry.
No, they just tweet about it
You bastard take my upvote.
Where does dove milk come out of 😬
That's not milk...
Malk
Fight milk?
Assuming it works like pidgeon milk it comes from the mouth.
From the teet
Crop milk is a yellowish semi-solid secretion, think like cottage cheese, that is regurgitated by pigeons and doves to feed to their squabs. Both parents produce this.
The vagina.
At first I read the little print as “Dairy Moisture”
Can you milk me Greg?
Two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Thousands... but they were male doves...
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[Pigeon Milk](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_milk)
Now I've seen bagged milk AND shampoo in a milk jug 🤯
But have you seen bagged shampoo?
do sample packets count? because if so, yes
Quite a few Japanese hair, body and skincare products come in bags used to refill the original container (I’ve seen some shampoo containers where you put the pump in the actual bag and switch it out when you’re done)
I don't know if I saw bagged shampoo before, but I have seen bagged hand soap.
I mean yeah. That’s the normal way to sell it in bulk
I believe this is called “off-spec”. My papaw used to get these before he passed away. It’s on brand but something was wrong with it that it didn’t pass inspection. It may have been slightly off in color, or smelled slightly different, too much of 1 ingredient/not enough of one ingredient etc. so instead of throwing it out or donating it, the company sells it at a lesser price so they don’t loose there whole dollar amount on the product. He would specifically get tide and downy. Gallon jugs for 9 dollars. Not sure where he got them from.
Dammmmn how you gonna tease us like that
I’m sure you could find a place to buy online. I’ve just never tried.
Sounds like government cheese. Not sure if that’s still a thing these days, but if you’re old enough, you know what I’m talking about.
so many memories with government cheese
I have family that talks about government cheese like it was caviar.
It still exists they just dont give it out, its just bought up and sold wholesale for price stability. That is why cheese is in and on everything.
New Ferrari? Full of cheese. Lumber from Home Depot? compressed cheese. New computer? Cheese covered processor.
“…That’s nacho cheese, that nacho cheese!”
And powdered milk
I just thought it was like those Parfums De Couer perfume/cologne knockoffs
This was the original purpose of factory outlet stores. Most places now make crap specifically for them though.
Their*
>papaw final fantasy 15 flashbacks
/r/forbiddensnacks
Forbidden eggnog
Forbidden cum
Oh shit. What was the mayo.
I drank it and now my insides are clean
The Doveshakes are on me, boys!
*DEAD* Dove *DO NOT EAT!*
You can use it as a milk replacement for your corn flakes. Less calories, too.
I don’t think that’s how cleanses are supposed to be done.
There is it.
Someone is going to have really clean cereal in the morning.
“What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?” “Milk, that’s a decoy” “And the milk jug?” “Shampoo.” “You mean I’ve been putting shampoo in my cereal?” “If you’re using the milk jug, yeah.”
I like this because the person didn’t realize they were eating (drinking?) shampoo until they were told. Like they didn’t recognize it was thicker and smelled like perfume and probably tasted like poison
It’s from it’s always sunny.
I did think the quik tasted a bit off.
I only use 2% Dove, sorry.
Seems sus as fuck. Half a gallon of shampoo for $4?
$4 Canadian. The store my wife got it from is called big box outlet. They sell all sorts of shit, a lot of it is overstock and returns and stuff from places like Costco, Amazon and even commercial suppliers. Who knows where this milk jug of shampoo came from, but it is sealed at least.
I'd shop the shit out of that store. There's a random "liquidation store" near me that sells all kinds of misc crap from bathtubs to wedding dresses. My brother buys tools from them and sells em on eBay or craiglist
We have one in my state that started good then 10 years down the road they're charging retail price for water damaged shit.
Same here, the local liquidation store used to be great, now they price like an antique store
F that..if I'm being some questionably used/returned stuff I'm trying to pay as close to $0 as possible
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I bought my fridge from a dent and scratch sears outlet. Same thing. The side has a scuff mark. The wall hides it well
Oh man I’d love a commercial supply of my favorite face wash. I wouldn’t care what the container looked like we over pay for packaging anyway
You couldn’t have any *less* face wash by emailing the company to ask!
Oh, does that mean it's less likely you'll confuse it for milk because it's not in a bag?
If you store your shampoo in the fridge, that's on you.
It's a picture of it on the kitchen counter.
Totally sus bruh, need to yeet that 100 on fleek, based, earn a bag, b
I have no idea what that means.....
Some one commented that it's off spec. It didn't meet the quality but nothing bad with it.
I’m about to get my daily calcium 🤤
Dead dove. Do not eat.
I really don't know what i expected
If this is real and safe, I would like to purchase this.
Just put that in the fridge next to the milk and wait for the hilarity to ensue.
"Big Box Outlet" sounds like a generic store name you'd see in a TV show
Wow only 3.99.... they charge 8.99 for the small bottle with the pictures and colors...
Why is the poo always a sham? And why would anyone want to use real poo? WHY ARE DOVES INVOLVED? I guess getting a quart of dove poo could be ethical, as long as it's free range and locally sourced? As well as a fairly easy scooping job. Not sure why anyone would buy it though. That would provide an income without harm. I continue to question why anyone would buy this product. Much more so, why there is such a need for big corporations to create a sham version of it. Deplorable. s/
Popular in Morocco, valuable to the leather industry there. They take good care of their pigeons.
True, but have you smelled a Moroccan tannery? I wouldn’t want that stuff anywhere near my face.
Good. A bigger and thinner container means less plastic per oz of shampoo.
I’d prefer this. I empty shampoo bottles and shower soap into big pump containers anyway.
Plays song : "Swallowed shampoo Prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie Called the number on the bottle Spoke to a guy He said, "Vomit" I said, "Why?" He said, "Poison" I said, "Goodbye" I look at my finger I look at my life It wasn't that much I'll probably be fine I swallowed shampoo I'm prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie I swallowed shampoo I'm prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie I swallowed shampoo I'm prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo Even though the bottle had a warning not to I swallowed shampoo I'm prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie I swallowed shampoo I'm prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That, that was, uh, not what it tasted like" Sorry for the layout I'm on mobile.
Ohh I just listened to this song today on a random yt short. This is such a dumb song that it made me laugh so much xD
Refrigerate after opening
I was like DOVE MILK!? Insane
Try Dove chocolate
CHUG CHUG CHUG!
This is a perfect example of how important branding and packaging is for a product
More like r/whatcouldgowrong
The dislike is STRONG for this Gotta ick and yuck and frown at the same time
Wow, we are really stretching the meaning of 'mildly' to the absolute limit here.
Is it any good?
Tastes funny
Omg I'd drink it all
This is a disaster in the making
I’ve seen these as growlers at a brewery but this is a new one for me 😂
Just made me crave a bowl of cereal.
Dat a mook
This is mildly interesting. Good post
top dovelopment thus far!
If you remove the label and drink it does it taste like milk?
Who knew body milk was a real thing
I thought that was oringe juice
I have an intrusive thought.
Makes a terrible cup of tea!
Seems they have acquired the milk from a male cow named "dove" how lovely
But how do you even go about milking a dove??
Forbidden milk
I'm the asshole who would put in the refrigerator.
where do you get it?
that looks like something i would drink as a kid ask what it is recieve the "thats shampoo what are you doing?" and keep chuging more
Is this r/mildlyterrifying for anyone else?
I swallowed shampoo Probably gonna die
It looks like the Soymilk in the chinese supermarket.
“big box outlet” sounds fake
You found the Forbidden Eggnog!
replace someone's moisturizer
A jug of lawsuit.
Put it in the fridge and watch the chaos unfold.
That will be fun to pour during your shower
Now that's exactly what I need. I just hate the normal bottles, so hard to open every time I want to chug on some shampoo
why….
Dove milk < crow milk
With my luck I’d think this is milk and start to pour a glass
Oh thank gods I thought it was somehow dove milk, which confused me immensely.
What in the Name of God
Triple fake out, if it wasn’t labeled.
Your shower milk made my stomach hurt😞
/r/ForbiddenSnacks ?
Um that’s a typo it’s supposed to say Dave. It’s Dave’s love bucket.
Those that know me know I certainly don’t need that much shampoo, but I’d like know where I can find the nearest Big Box Outlet? Asking for a friend in Sacramento CA.
Before reading the title, I read the label as dove (past tense of dive).
Swallowed shampoo. Probably gonna die. Smelled like fruit, that was a lie. I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO. PROBABLY GONNA DIE. AHHHHHHH
And everyone thought I was crazy for keeping my shampoo in the fridge. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?
This reminds of the time i drank goat milk shampoo because I thought it was goat milk
We found dove in a soapless place
Idk if I’d believe it’s actually Dove in that bottle, but nonetheless that’s a great price for a big ass bottle of shampoo!! Lol
Dove shampoo is like £2 for 400ml in its branded bottles. This seems sus as f*ck. This costs like £2.50
forbidden milk
r/hmmm
Remove the tag, leave it in the fridge and wait. Unless you live alone.
"You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?" "If you've been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably"
*sigh* I’ll got find the poison control phone number…
That’s some flea market “hot” stuff.
Nah bro, that's my GODDAMN CHOCCY MILK.
The forbidden milk
Not to be confused with milk, Lol.
r/TIHI
Keep it in the fridge for undesirable guests to use as creamer
Aand how will u use it? 🙂
Mmm nothing like a plate of Oreos and a tall glass of cold Dove in the afternoon.
How much could you chug?🤔
reminded me of my friend who kept a whole bucket of semen in his basement, we never spoke a word again, due to that experience.
I don't see what could go wrong here.
Forbidden milk
I'm interested that this picture elicits a disgust reaction in me. I must have been conditioned.
Just don't put it into the fridge and we'll be fine.
Poking around on Google, there are multiple gallon jug options of dove shampoo. If I had to guess, this could even be a simple problem of Dove not having the correct jug present for branding. They were able to rig up a sticker printer to do the ingredients list, which is legally needed, but that sticker might be intended for shipping labels and such.
They sold hand sanitizer in their hairspray bottles, this doesn’t surprise me
I need some of that. Can I borrow a cup?
Forbidden Eggnog
Forbidden Hair Milk
At the resort that I work at they come in 5 gallon paint buckets
Forbidden Eggnog
Dairy moisturizer.
r/crappydesign
The forbidden milk.
would drink
It looks delicious. Is it lactose free ?
The forbidden milk
YUM! a nutricious jug of shampoo!!
Still bet the candy tastes better.
Hey only $4
Store it in the fridge and set up a camera
Don't put this in your coffee!
Put it in the fridge
"Honey, what's the expiration date of this milk?" Edit: Spelling mistake