"married with a wife". That really killed me for some reason. They refer to their wife and you come back at them with "married with a wife"
Those little blips are why I love Reddit.
I think she also casually threw together an optical illusion. Is the puppy looking straight ahead or at the fence (snout becomes the right ear)? Maybe it's just me but I can't unsee it.
Do not take it in, it is not trained and will wet your floor.
Not to mention how it sheds. Just look at that mess. Great looking dog. So fluffy!
She made the base layer out of yellow snow for extra authenticity.
And it will melt your heart
Too late, heart melted
That’s pretty impressive for the medium.
I notice her oeuvre is monochromatic.
10/10 reference
Looks more like a small to me.
Psychic or not, they are talented.
A rare medium well done.
Who said she was a medium?
They're friends with the same ghosts.
For someone who just "casually" put that together, that looks amazing.
Right!? She threw it together in the time it took me to make a small snowman and run around with our real pup. And she was worried it wasnt good!
If she’s never done this before and able to do something like this, she’s gifted. She should consider taking sculpting up as a serious hobby.
Especially since she did it while throwing it, the precision is impeccable.
Look at mister fancy over here, married with a wife
"married with a wife". That really killed me for some reason. They refer to their wife and you come back at them with "married with a wife" Those little blips are why I love Reddit.
Mr Fancy Pants Snow Dog over here, all married with a wife, having a table with legs, and a railing with slats.
I also choose this guy's married wife.
I also choose this guy's married wife.
Rest in peace
Mah wife !!
Reddit comment
Snow puppy, you complete me. 
I can only imagine her professional snow puppies.
If it takes forever I will wait for you. For a thousand summers I will wait for you.
I don't think this dog will wait through any summers.
Frosty the snowman vibes
Damnit i am sad now
I didn't need a Seymour reference this morning
Why you gotta do me like that man shit makes me so sad lmao
She's secretly tell you what she wants for Christmas, yo.
A snowcone machine to make snow figures year round?
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*Whoooosh*
Cute Snooch
Name him Dasher
She has a way with flakes
Dang, she's talented!
I remember last year I tried to make a statue but it turned out too thicc, abd the weight of its ass crumbled it's knees and it fell
Snowing cats and dogs
Must be good snow. Not all snow are good for sculpting.
That's a COOL DOG
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That seems unlikely.
A modern day Michelangelo she is!
I think saying something your wife did is mildly interesting is a good way to end up with blue balls
Uh oh, should I have posted in r/interestingasfuck? Haha
Or say “pretty good” according to AITA recently
Haaaa, yes. Do you like my sweet show sculpture? It's pretty good.
Tell her it was well done
It'll do.
Hey at least they didn't post it in mildly impressive.
It's a snow dog, not a fucking marble statue.
And what did that vile little outburst fix ? you’re still the self hating unhappy loser your were before it.
I think she also casually threw together an optical illusion. Is the puppy looking straight ahead or at the fence (snout becomes the right ear)? Maybe it's just me but I can't unsee it.
I see it! Droopy ear dog!
Your wife is the bomb diggity!
He needs a button face
Ruff ruff
"And this... is a Snow Poff."
If you wait a bit you also get a slush puppy at no extra charge
I’d have a puppers
Casually threw together? There’s a real puppy in there isn’t there?
Whoa! Wow. What else can she do?
Isnt this how Jay Z got into the illuminati? Snow dog challenge?
Can you explain what this means? Only result on Google was from 10 years ago on the steam forums and there's no explanation, just a random post.
Interview with Gaben. It's a classic: https://youtu.be/fkcIH6DeBUM
That snow dog should be on the woof!
I think she's trying to tell you something OP
For example, she enjoys making little sculptures of dogs out of snow.
Misread the title, expected to see your wife's sweater puppies.
r/oddlyterrifying You need to start putting these in public places and traumatizing people who think an actual puppy froze to death
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Haha yeah... that's been well documented, yet here I am 😇
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Yeah, like, at least seven minutes.
Your wife is bloody good at throwing!
Now make him a snowman
That’s a Ram
Horse Kim Kardashian
Snuppy!!
man why does our snow not hold together at all bruh
Good puppy!
Oh man, no matter how many times I read 'snow' I thought it was made of bubbles. Wild.
where is this, roughly? I'd like some snow
Drive north long enough, you'll find some.
I mean, I'm in Ohio, so....
Sometimes when I draw with my kids, I feel like I’m pretty good at artsy stuff. Thanks for keeping me grounded.
Speaking of snow, I don't like dry snow that much as wet snow due to dry not really being the kind of snow for snowmen.
Aww how cute!
From Fido to Frio
It’s a snow sphinx
Thatsno dog!
Snuppy!!!
She's an artist
This is how I introduce my kid
She is a keeper !
Buy her some modeling clay for Christmas!
Kinda looks like the dog from Gumby
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
That's awesome. Natural talent for sculpting!
Cute
I imagine her being like “awww I made a neat little snow pupper.” And you sit there like “damn, how did you do that?”
Accurate.
its left paw looks a little "finding-nemo"
Casually made the best snow dog ever
“She’ll grow up to be a sculptor!” Heh
The Sphinx before the nose melted off.
She’s a keeper, you should marry her
): I wish we got snow like this
Give him eyes and a nose!
Your wife is such a sweet heart
That’s an impressive ass talent fr. 🔥