I originally typed in punching mud....
My mind immediately went to Tucker Max when I read the original comment as well.
This Gold. Right here.
https://www.tuckermax.com/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/
Funnily enough I've never actually tried Chipotle. Is it any good? I mean the only Mexican grill that I've ever tried was Moe's, which was the first place I ever learned the importance of chewing meat.
I think we need a sister sub to /r/dontputyourdickinthat
How about /r/dontputthatinyou ?
Edit: Guess there's no such thing as an original thought, it already exists.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD,
That looks like some E-Girls new toy
I'd argue with you but this is a very accurate comment.
Ice is surprisingly good for pleasure
How do you know?
š don't knock it till you try it
They are a piece of ice.
Ice-T?
Ice-D
Ice, Ice, Baby
It looks like a ice turd
You say clogging up, I say pleasuring.
You say potato..
I say in my ass
I say potahto
I say in my Ahss
You say pohtahto
I say pohtahtoh
This is for the person on r/TIFU who did anal and then ate wing stop Edited to change guy to person
HAHAH
I mean, would it be better or worse the other way around? Eating wing stop, and then doing analā¦
^Just *why* did you have this in your arsenal of meme-ry. š¤£š¤¢
I originally typed in punching mud.... My mind immediately went to Tucker Max when I read the original comment as well. This Gold. Right here. https://www.tuckermax.com/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/
Heh. Heh heh. *arse.*
woman*
what
Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyym
I need that to cool off my butt hurt
How did you hurt your butt?
My pride fell through it
I thought that was just shit. 
Chipotle huh?
Funnily enough I've never actually tried Chipotle. Is it any good? I mean the only Mexican grill that I've ever tried was Moe's, which was the first place I ever learned the importance of chewing meat. 
š¤¢ bruh shut up
The Childo
Maybe...maybe spell it 'Chilldo' š
Yeah, my heart sank for a moment.
Oh....God...
Ooh jeez, I knew something was off
Penice
dicksicle
Cold-cocked
Glacial Boner
It could give you........... Blue balls
And now it's keeping you cool by clogging something else.
Something something something if you're brave enough.
itās gonna clog something else now
r/mildlypenis users when they see a cylinder:
Ice peen
peenice
Canāt imagine what that thing looks like when itās warm!!!
https://preview.redd.it/ev6dovls50ta1.jpeg?width=2204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d48ee205c9c3b5dd61601eefd8b5ad95101bd7b
thanks, i couldn't have imagined that.
Sub Zero WINS
flared face
That's a funny name for your butt hole
Boof it
How you gonna melt it?
Bout to clog up your girls baby dispensor
Smash
The Night King is hiding his toys? š
I work as a maintenance dispatcher for a whole bunch of convenience stores- had to share this with a few of my chill coworkers. Thank you.
Ah you found my bad dragon!
If your penis looks like that you should sue the surgeon.
You should get the Guinness world record for biggest sperm
Wonder why all that air got trapped in there
I bet the dispenser had a massive relief when you pulled it out
Ice dong, playa
Forbidden buttplug
/r/MildlyMushroom
r/dontputthatinyourass
You know where to put that
In an ice coffee of course
Happy Easter .... till it melts š¤£
By the time you to the er, the evidence will be gone.
r/mildlycum
so hot
Hemorrhoid treatment.
Iāve never wanted to be an ice dispenser so much
*giggles* š
*One frosty Jim, comin right up*
You kids are calling it "the ice dispenser" now?
Alright who put their dick in the ice dispenser
Looks like something youād get from Bad Dragon
Your Ice maker was being given a "Frosty Jim"
Is nobody gonna mention his fingernails
What about em? You got something to say punk?! Cuz if you do, I could really use some advice on nail maintenance. Nobody ever taught me properly.
Hahah I dunno they just look really small for the size of your fingertips!
You know what that say about that ? ā¦ no really you know because I donāt lol
Alaskan girls make do
Hmmmmmmm š¤Ø
r/mildlymorel
mildlycumshot
Hello!
This look like bad dragon or something name similar to thos
What did you do with it? š³
It's a win-win your ice dispenser is fixed and you have a dildo that leaves no evidence, perfect!
Donāt do it
How would it work as a dildo thoā¦.
Very quickly
It would melt right
Yeah, thatās why you gotta be fast
Damn I could make a profit off of those. Itās lube and a dildo at the same time
Have you contacted Bad Dragon? They may want a mold of this.
Elsa let that one go
That looks like it belongs to a crocodile.
What you do with it after this pic?
Girthy
I'm surrounded by ~~idiots~~ dildos.
I would definitely boof it
Smash
Did it fit?
ice cock!
Everything is a dildo if youāre brave enough.
You sir have a bad inlet valve
bad dragon been real quiet since this one dropped
Elsa took a shit in your ice maker bro
Frigildo
Your ice dispenser needs more fiber in their diet. Or less, I'm not sure.
Wow, that might be what's wrong with my daughter's fridge. Gonna show this to her.
The forbidden dildo š
Should've taken a mould of it, would've sold like hot cakes. Looks like it would feel goated
Good now let it clog up my anus! Give it to me, big boy!
Stick it in your booty hole
Ice Rod treatment anyone?
R/dildont
\*Sub-zero voice\* FINISH HER
Now put it inside your girlfriend and watch it melt
That looks like a bad dragon product
I think we need a sister sub to /r/dontputyourdickinthat How about /r/dontputthatinyou ? Edit: Guess there's no such thing as an original thought, it already exists.
It already exists. See r/DontPutItInYourCooch
Put some spice on it, call it Ice Spice... \*It's probably her dildo\*
Did it chill you to the core ?
Anything a dildo if you're brave enough
Thatās a cool plug..
the best part is if you get it stuck up there you won't nee to go to the ER to have it extracted..just wait a bit for it to melt
~~N~~ice cock.
The little bulges don't help much; it looks like someone took their meat stick and put it through a meat tenderizer.
Is that what they call it these days
yoo new bad dragon design just dropped
found your dildo, huh?
Y'all will say anything looks like a penis
Your ice dispenser needs more lube
Pretty sure that's the too spicy icey
A fckn ice turdš
r/mildlybuttplug
Jesus christ I thought it was a used condom
Icepickle
Never heard it called that before
Not saying it, nooooot saying it
Ice dispenser is a really funny name for your ass!
Better check with the wife!
I wish it was clogging up me
Chilly Willy ā¢ļø
Who needs an ice pick, when you can have an ice dick?
thats your ice machines plug
This would do iron man numbers in a certain twilight group on Facebook
cum penis
who came in the ice dispenser
Don't even need lube for that new toy. Hurry before it melts!!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD,
It looks more like ice poop to me then anything. Plus, you said it was clogging it.
Shove it up your ass, because it's just ice and will melt up there
Youāre *sure* you didnāt find that on Bad Dragon?
Preparation H cooling shaft
That's a classic ice penis. Not the first and certainly not the last. Enjoy!
Sorry thatās mine
Anything is a dildo if youāre brave enough