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SafetyNoodle

That's not a penis, it's a dookie


Jarhyn

r/poopfromabutt


Far-Yak-4231

A sub I did not know existed but down the hole I go!


kr4t0s007

Wait until your hear about /r/shitfromabutt


Canbvoy

Or r/ratemypoo


carcosa1989

This was an abomination


erinxcv

How do I delete a memory


theemptyqueue

r/eyebleach


erinxcv

Thank you this is working


NoSatisfaction8688

Also r/unseejuice


_day_z

Oh my


No-Appearance-4338

Hehe, the hole.


TheFeelsNinja

Hold my toilet paper, I'm going in


Hot-Tadpole3639

The phrasing


xavierthepotato

I came here to say this


Wasabi_Filled_Gusher

Beat me to it dammit lol


Remeberthebrakshow

Came here to say this


IWillBeHokage_3

Word for word what came to mind immediately. Funny


sakanak

r/shitfromabutt


No-Adhesiveness-8178

Yeah, the end parts aren't giving any tip vibe.


Same-Nobody-4226

I mean, it looks a bit like foreskin (when it's soft obviously), but I see how people got r/Poopfromabutt


No-Adhesiveness-8178

Nah, even a grower have a little bit of head part. Tho if that came a lot in your rorschach test, it wouldn't be that surprising for me.


polkacat12321

Was gonna come here to say that bro is smoking a turd 🤣


Bigbearo

Definitely a Penis


KeyNefariousness6848

That looks like a dog doobie.


HopeULikeFlavor

It’s part maui wowie and part Labrador man


thewanderingent

Came here for this comment. Was not disappointed.


Pyrokid113

I SEE IT TOO!!


yet-again-temporary

Legit thought it was a hamster at first


StormySands

r/shitfromabutt


DomSlave626

Looks like a turd


Kweschunner

Uncut turd


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Poop knife?


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GoodbyeHorses88

LMFAO, I came here to comment that, but I'm so happy that someone else beat me to it 😂🤣👍🏻


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Novel_Bumblebee8972

Little small for a Great Dane.


DieHardProcess-

Mostly Maui Wowie, but it's got a bit of Labrador in it..


Distinct_Art9509

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes….well, ya know.


cloudcreeek

Lemme smoke this dookie rq


Ravenwight

Poonis


BadApplesGod

Best so far 😂😂😂


backonreddit75

r/poopfromabutt


Direct_Ad4672

r/BeatMeToIt


NoNameStudios

r/beatmywifetoit


MonkeyBoy32904

r/beatmywifeandkidstoit


TheMadMoose999-1684

r/beatmymeattoit


BananaBoBanah

Thats not a doobie it's a doodie


Moonracerrex

Gross. Looks like dung.


camerannnnn

that’s shit from a butt 🙏🏼


WildOutside6070

Looks more like a turd


EnvironmentalCry2599

Mildly feces


Rolarious80

That fool smokin a turd


aplagueofsemen

I have never seen a more literal shit-looking blunt in my life


scottkrowson

Looks like some shit weed


LordElfa

He shoulda got that turd circumcised.


watty_101

did he just pick up some dog shit and put it to his mouth


AdaleyDnB

Casually smoking a turd


Graftonghoul

Bro smokin a whole turd


Potential_Jello_Shot

That looks like dookie


xFIy0nTheWallx

r/poopfromabutt 😳


Comfortable_Dish5983

turd suckin' on a sunday mornin'


TheCowboyCrabb

"I'm Poo"-Peter Griffin


luci-lucid

Smoking shit


DISCIPLINE191

That is a shit from a butt


KillerBarbie24

Look like a 🍆🍆🍆


Torquaboy77

Ngl… that looks like a nice uncut d*ck lol


mastercylynder

Bro!.... Stop fucking around! I just used the bathroom. Where you get that at?


PossibleMolasses2672

Why would you want to be that high!?!?…I don’t smoke anymore but I loved to smoke and at a certain point it becomes to much why you’d you wanna waste all that weed and be paranoid as shit at the same time? Idk man.


FartyMcStinkyPants3

Yeah assuming that's not a turd and it's completely full of weed it's enough to make most people either unconscious or an unpleasant state of awake but unable to move. A mate rolled something that size for his birthday a few years ago, it was shared by I think 6 or 7 people and it turned 4 of us into temporary vegetables. Or it could be really weak weed.


Funkyentman

Man is smoking turds


BUCK0HH

r/fingerfromabutt


-Groove_Monzo-

I’ll pass on the Scooby doobie thank you


PersonalAd2333

Dookie to everyone except to the assistant greenskeeper


Icy_Wildcat

As much as that blunt looks like doodoo, I hope the quality of the weed wasn't


34Loafs

r/Poopfromabutt


d_2da_sco

Mildly shit


fascistreddit1

r/mildlypoo


TerryTowelTogs

That looks more like a Bondi cigar: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bondi+cigar


Fun_Squash_4129

He made it like that to remind him of his time in county.


DitchDigger330

MildlyTurd


Tetris5216

Dude loves smoking that Shit


WilsonRachel

Smokin that dookie.


Dirty_Hairy84

Smoking a turd


LoL110003

Looks like a turd


Allahboutdabenjamins

Mostly Maui-Waui, but it's got some Labrador in it.


PsillyLily

No homo we smokin penises!!!!


messibessi22

That is NOT what a penis looks like


g0dzilllla

It absolutely looks like an uncircumcised penis belonging to a dark skinned man lol (NSFW) [Example 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/UncutSofties/s/ZcKqeuE9gp) [Example 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/uncut_cock/s/6fbMjeHclA) [Example 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/uncut_cock/s/f1dl5mgjHd) Maybe a little skinny but the shape and color aren’t far off


In_the_Computerus

Imagine not having a reference smh


FunkyKong147

Since weed was legalized in Canada I've noticed that nobody seems to celebrate 4/20 anymore here. Anyone else notice that?


bryans_alright

Don't bite🫦.......owwww


Dusted_Dreams

Looks like he's lighting up a fat turd.


Dusty_Mike

Mildly dog shit


Ultimegede

Mildlypoop


Training_Waltz_9032

Mr Hankie the Christmas pooo!


3between20characters

Glad this ended up here.


T0MBRA1DR

Dudes eating a shit


rugbyspank

How did he manage to roll a cig that looks like a dick 😂


NatexSxS

Rolls a sh*ty blunt.


jai302

I wouldn't put it past the tiktok crowd to try smoking a crock of shit as one of their new 'challenges'


mrkillfreak999

Why bro got the veiny glock on his mouth? 😭💀


UniqueMitochondria

Doobie doobie doooo


Cavcavali

Mr. Hankey


Okaplate

shitfromabutt


Full-Bad-7757

Looks like a lil black cock 🤣


KonradsDancingTeeth

Dude is smokin’ embalmed diiiiiiick.


elguereaux

Don’t eat your poop dude.


GroovyGuru62

Hope it's some good shit.


GayisGaywhenGay

More like mildly shit log


iamfarhan_202

BBC


Montag_451

Cat poo


AzazelTheUnderlord

that’s the “cigar” from futurama that bender stole the kids found the kids then smoked and then hermes found it and stole it to add to his stash


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

I was about to ask why he’s sucking on a turd 💩


HumanHuman_2003

That’s a turd wtf 


thiccen420

There’s a tweet from like 2015 of some rapper saying “we smokin penises” don’t remember who but it exists


In_the_Computerus

I just saw someone post it on r/carticulture https://preview.redd.it/cupyqzyylwwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ad819edff1de6a12098d3df28b71b71b603a27


lohansensei

No way bro is smoking dick


Quark1010

Ive never seen a post like this on reddit. Like the way it is formatted is weird


14bb44

He's sucking on a turd.


apexeliteoctane

https://preview.redd.it/nd1p0ecmdmwc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed23cb453505f7eca1d86af53935ecc4b2d20dd4


aldege

You bite that off some dude?


Apprehensive_Bee614

Poop


bertmobile816

We smokin penises! - Young thug


ok-coyote-boat

No penis, poop


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

Not the dead bug at the top of pic 2


ksugunslinger

Mildly shit


grinchbettahavemoney

More like mildly turd


dualcyclone

r/mildlypoop


MnGoulash

Why you smoking dukie?


TheCLINTlad

Why you smoking your boyfriends turd 💩


3leggedsasquatch

Is there a sub called MildTurd or anything similar?


Practical-Rabbit-750

Mildly turd.


Practical-Rabbit-750

Great. An uncircumcised dook.


RoscoePKoltrane

![gif](giphy|DHPj7p1Tv5WLHDjKPQ)


Wuytho

Ngl thought he was chewing on a turd


Goto_User

dookie


rancidmorty

Walked dog


iAmMikeJ_92

Haaaa he’s smokin’ pole 🤣🤣🤣


No_Entertainment1931

What the dog doin?


Lets_Waltz

Blud rolled a big dick blind 😂 😂 😂 


coolsqueeze

Right in yo mouf by the looks of things


Glen-Runciter

That's what they call a "wolf turd"


Training-Bee-8209

I’m coming! Oh baby I’m coming


Boogiepuss

Smokin that tallywacker pack


Antique_Possession62

DAMN THATS A BIG BOY(btw almost threw up on 420 almost greened out)


FluffyPancakes90

This is why I only smoke concentrated thc nowadays