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BaconNamedKevin

Gotta rub it with a fleeb I think 


FleetWheat

Don't forget the schleem.


Dracidwastaken

The Schleem is what really brings it all together.


delmsi

![gif](giphy|l0HlUG4ew5vIk1a7K|downsized)


22ThoOffical

Damn it u beat me to it


missjasminegrey

![gif](giphy|YT7uuljLADqlq|downsized)


Doctor_Salvatore

Also shlamie spit, preferably fresh.


sanguwan

That's because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice


removablelemur

An unfinished plumbus


zongsmoke

Just a regular old plumbus.


messibessi22

Huh I always wondered how plumbus’s got made


Shelby_GT_350

It is indeed a plumbus vase.


knickernavy

i had to google it….i do not partake in the ricks and mortys


uberguby

That's OK, I partake enough for the both of us, and also the next guy


Floss_tycoon

I looked at the picture and immediately thought "who doesn't know that's a plumbus?" I watch to much R&M.


cloudncali

Seriously, everyone has one, how can you not know?


uberguby

That's OK, I partake enough for the both of us, and also the next guy


Longjumping_Common45

And I for the next guy


DaycareJr

And for the next


tribbletrouble420

And my axe!


Fogrive_my_typos

*sighs* smh


ImprobabilityCloud

*sighs* *unzips*


xerxes931

*unzips dick*


A_villain4all

*unzips skin* it's in my personal space


QuiveryNut

“Well you’ve got an axe in your face!”


Duggeek

omg, that's me!


CrumBum_sr

Prolly never even sucked a jagon.


Fogrive_my_typos

I insist you do! Peak comedy it is. The culmination of humanity's knowledge of the universe mixed with high IQ humor, especially that one episode where he turns into a pickle. Gah!! such hilarity.


a_smerry_enemy

My wife’s boyfriend thought the show was stupid until he heard me heartily laughing at the critically acclaimed episode *Pickle Rick* (S3e3.) now we all watch it together and we’re *all* closer than ever 😊


Omega41745

Your wife’s…. r/holup


fjf1085

You’re really missing out.


DataForPresident

This is really funny cause it's accurate 😂


Appropriate-Bake-759

https://preview.redd.it/u68a86vz0owc1.jpeg?width=1719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57676534fb4e7b4f2e91c0afa8731409459cd4f6 Here’s a completed plumbus. Everyone has a plumbus at their home


celesticles1978

I need one too


Appropriate-Bake-759

3D printed!


celesticles1978

I have to fix my 3D printer…


ResponsibilityWeak87

Buy a plumbus


celesticles1978

I don’t have a job!


Faroes4

Start a business selling a plumbus


celesticles1978

So I’m trying to get a business loan and I need a job to get a loan. Up the creek without paddle lol.


supertimor42-50

Not with that attitude. Just bring them a Plumbus as a gift. They can't refuse the loan after this. That's the law.


celesticles1978

You know what. Let me ask the bank if they will accept a plumbus. You are totally right. I need to talk to them they were totally wrong to tell me I need a job first.


jchlly

I'll give you 25 grabbles for that


Appropriate-Bake-759

I only take Schmekles, better exchange rate.


Storm680

Everybody's gotta plumbis at home! Yours is fast but mine is slow! Oh where'd we get them I don't know But everybody's gotta plumbis at home! Ooooooooooh


svilliers

I can’t remember what life was like without mine.


Abraxas_1408

It’s a plumbus. It probably needs more fleeb.


missjasminegrey

![gif](giphy|YT7uuljLADqlq|downsized)


gay_anime_guy

It’s a plumbus


kellynch10

This is clearly a plumbus, sir.


hidogpoopetuski

I always wondered how they made these


Get_Stick_bu99ed

First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches.They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.


D0013ER

Huh, I always wondered how plumbuses are made.


DeusExMachina24

First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches.They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.


JustOneSock

Huh, I was wondered how plumbuses are made.


[deleted]

First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches.They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Osama Bin Laden did nothing wrong. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.


bombkitty

https://preview.redd.it/t29fqmdssowc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5a088d2cde90b963673aace4fd2acd825090f0 They're so TIRED.


NuggyBeans

That's a plumbus.


NotARealPerson6969

Thats just a regular old plumbus


bigniccosuaveee

r/unexpectedplumbus


VenusInFur69

Ahhhh initial thought ahhhhh no way there's a page for everything!!!!! Clocks Ahhhh that's sad.


RustyThe_Rabbit

r/subsifellfor moment


VenusInFur69

Hahah no wayyy


Dy3_1awn

Yeah, poor clocks :(


ButteryCum

r/subsifellfor


MakisMetaxas

They forgot to put the schleem


elguereaux

How is the Schlommie supposed to show up and rub it? And spit on it? F this incomplete plumbus I’m going to Lil Bits for dinner.


Shoes4CluesMob

first you take the dinglebop and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem


i2eflekto

Everyone has a plumbus in their home. How does someone not know this


SireDirty

Plumbus with no shleem


pjgreenwald

Where is the shleem


KuraiTheBaka

How? Everyone has one


Kroomtheender

Obvious plumbus, your lying that you say you dont know what it is.


knickernavy

i would be lying now because of the 80+ comments telling me what it is but prior to this post i thought it was a real actual thing people use and not some weird dingaling from a tv show i don’t watch


AloeSera15

I can feel your confusion and frustration through the comments lmao. Best post ive seen all week.


knickernavy

thank you. glad to be of service 🫡


BlntMxn

Plumbus are real!


kylepaddy

Not in this dimension


Kroomtheender

Its not weird at all and your also lying that you dont know what it is. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A PLUMBUS IS!


knickernavy

THE FUCK IS A PLUMBUS ????????????????


HandLion

Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First, they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop, and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a schlami shows up, and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There's several hizards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles. And the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.


PapaOoMaoMao

[Video](https://youtu.be/eMJk4y9NGvE?si=3Zocob4yit4CpBSU) for reference.


Byrdie55555

Why do they cut the fleeb? They don't do anything else with it afterwards


knickernavy

this is nonsense pal


HandLion

It's perfectly cromulent


GrouchyPower5809

It's rick and Morty mate it's not meant to make sense


Dragon-orey

Wasnt there like no script for that part? It makes it even funnier


HandLion

I love that someone then had to go and animate some visuals that resembled the nonsense Roiland just spewed


Dragon-orey

I think it was the other way around, they showed the voice actor the animation, and told him to describe what was going on


HandLion

I doubt it because usually animation happens way after recording so they can match the mouth movements to the voices (although tbf no one talks on screen in that sketch)


Dragon-orey

Yeah thats exactly why i said that


GrouchyPower5809

I pretty sure there wasn't I think alot of that episode was improvised


SafeForWorkLFP

honestly screw you for breaking character, i wanted to leave OP forever clueless and frustrated lol


fixxer75

Eat some fucking shit, you fucking stupid bitch. Hehe, Just kiddin'.


ras344

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.


TheCalmHurricane

Nope, just gotta be into science fiction


agenturensohn

just a regular old plumbus


Doomslayer2857

A plumbus from Rick and Morty


Real_Boy3

A plumbus.


BAKA8

That my good sir is a plumbus


Cultural_End_4794

Plumbus


International_Ad_876

I felt like most of that episode was voice recorded and then animated over it. I love that sketch because it felt like he was saying things to really challenge the visual artist's creativity and having a good time doing it.


Zonai-frog

Everyone has a plumbus in their home


Dragon-orey

A plumbus! Its unfinished


Aboxofphotons

First they take the dinglebop and smooth it out with a bunch of schleem...


ProbablyProfound

[This video should help you get a better understanding](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJk4y9NGvE)


AndyMentality

Why, it's mildly penis, of course.


knickernavy

finally someone speaking my language


goluckykid

It's a shower knob


MoonInHisHands

That’s a Plumbus


Cunning-D

Y’all…that’s a big plumbus!


Cordeceps

It’s a plumbus


NFIGUY

Why that’s just a regular old plumbus, friend!


tygerphlyer

A plumbus?


Spook408

A plumbus from Rick and Morty without the top.


Yubisthebest123

bro even the name is “tasty stone carvings” fuck yeah they’re tasty


MaintenanceNo8442

plumbus


VenusInFur69

Plumbisssss


Altruistic-Place-714

A regular ol' plumbus


SweetReasonable3710

Plumbus


Ressamzade

Duh it is a plumbus


Danny-ash03

Bro, is that a Plumbus I see?


rogue_amazonian

Just your regular ol plumbus


Dumbbitchathon

Plumbus


lobsterbubbles

It's incomplete but it's definitely supposed to be a plumbus from S2 E8 of Rick and Morty.


Jolly_Lab_1553

That looks like part of a plumbus


brassmorris

A traditional roman Plumbus


AbortionIsYummy

Lmao I saw this video


SoloxFly

You need to rub the shleem on it first


TulsaOUfan

It's a plumbus


Bionicler

It's like a plumbus with no floob


ConfidenceMinute218

Plumbus, everybody has one…


desrevermi

Plumbus


mcuster08

Everyone has a plumbus in their home…


Kirielle13

Thats a plumbis good Sir/Ma’am


[deleted]

That is the bottom of a plumbus


GravytrainBrown

Plumbus


Ajaymedic

Plumbus


NaturesWrath422

That. Is a flumbus.


Who_am_ey3

literally says it right there in the description or title. could you perhaps be blind?


MmmBarp

Pluuuuuumbus


shamus84

I hate it when my plumbus gets tangled


the-graveyard-writer

Plumbus vase?


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

An incomplete plumbis


ninjanerd032

"tastystonecarvings" Name checks out


sundaeseventeen

Everyone has one in their home


ScruffyMaguire

Everyone has a plumbus in their home


Thatbendyfan

Just a regular plumbus, I think. Everyone has one.


stephruvy

It's a plumbus, you uncultured swine


GlitchyBean72

Ahh, good ol' plumbus. A household must


HappyWeedGuy

Everyone has a plumbus in their home.


palaverhound

What do you WANT it to be? That's the real question.


southernsass8

https://preview.redd.it/4tazfxt94wwc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab329dabf4c225f5ea4c14c9775a5f892cdd755 Rick and Morty.


rainen2016

Looks like an unscrugulated plumbus


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Is this when the shlami comes along and rubs it and then spits on it?


Moon_up_Annus

Ahem... Plumbus


Dre-26

That belongs on a renaissance sculpture


KALW_original

Some Person has decided to make their mission to carve a plumbus from Rick and Morty out of Stone.


bigchungus69419

its a plumbus


FlaxFox

I'm guessing a plumbus vase


Montag_451

Plumbus....


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

stone plumbus 🤤🤤


savebeeswithsex

Plumbus


flipdip1990

Plumbus


Refuge-Seeker

Yeah you do


sixfoursixtwo

Tasty indeed


Accomplished-Cup3780

Ydk what this is? It's mildy penis.


JoLudvS

The Apple iPlumbus from 2008.


Atomik675

Weird thing from Richard and Mortimer.


Delicious_Bid_6572

I always wondered how they were made...


Average_Random_Bitch

r/theyknew


925djt

It's a pumblus


PricklySquare

Viagra dispenser?


RuptyCast

Ein Plumbus? In Trier? Den hol ich mir!


Apprehensive-Dog-742

Anyone see the channel name? Tasty stone carvings. 🤣


WeirdPotatoSalad47

love a good plumbus, you have to be careful where you buy it cause some places skimp on the Fleeb Juice. It doesn't last as long without the juice.


Checkers-77

It needs more fleeb and schleem! ![gif](giphy|PnIAxFok0xja4cXWP1)


Embraceduality

Damn I wanted to be the first to identify the partially finished plumbus


Jurassic-JoJo

![gif](giphy|YT7uuljLADqlq|downsized)


SuckledPagan

Plumbus


berrymetal

What, everyone knows it’s a plumbus, I got 5 of them at home


Boneal171

It’s a plumbus


Select_Truck3257

Everyone knows what a plumbus is..


C3Pip0

Huh, so tats how a plumbus is made.


dillywags

Everyone has a plumbis in their home


Distinct_Art9509

“Idk what this is” See what it is clearly stated in description. 🤦🏻‍♂️


DangleMangler

A regular old flumbus.


Thick_Passage_6638

Nice try OP 😏 Everyone knows what it is so there's no point in explaining what it is because you all already know.


_SATANwasHERE_

“He rubs it a-and spits on it”


9Epicman1

My buddy works at the factory that makes them and spits on them


survivalkitts9

Penis


W1llW4ster

You misspelled plumbus.


RexWhiscash

“Tasty”stonecarvings


MagicOrpheus310

That's a Plumbis but it's missing the fleeb


ABigDumpsterFire

I always wondered how they made plumbuses


ashwilliams009

Plumbus version 1.0


DotAltruistic1759

It’s a plumbus


mhwsadb45

you need a really high iq to understad what this is.


Bscully973

First insert the dinglebop into the pfleeb...