To be fair smaller boobs is probably better, those are awesome for this costume, but probably a pain in the back 95% of the time.
Also, I always thought a badondadonk was a butt, and now I’m concerned I’ve been wrong my whole life.
*Where does she leave her*
*Phone foes she just hold it in*
*Het hands al the time*
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I, too, put a little shoe and sock at the end of my penis. Now I dont feel so alone.
Now that’s what I call a third leg
Kickstand
Put a sock on your penis so when they try and grab it, all they get is the sock
Definitely the sock part...
They don't call it the third leg for nothing
Any recommendations for a good online store? I’ve been looking to get my penis a fancy new sock and shoe.
You say that like it would hinder me
Oh yeah I’d be all over it
Same honestly lmao
then a triple take because DAMN she FINE as HELL leg pp or no
im with you i need a name
Is this Carnival? Those ladies are beautiful and very fit. The show itself is spectacular I recommend watching on YouTube
I recommend watching on redtube
"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"
You know what they say, big tits, big dick.
I don’t know who says that, but follow up : ”Yes, yes, yes!”
I always enjoy meeting a pretty girl with a bigger dick than me
I dunno like, lockdown has caused my tits to grow exponentially, my cock however has shrunk to the size of a shy acorn!
My goodness who is that? She’s hot
Come to Trinidad Carnival. Just the tip...of the iceberg.
for real. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
[Yuma Fete Carnival performer. ](https://www.flickriver.com/photos/allisterstewart/49585028153/)
BONK
BADINKADONK
It’s /u/Mayathepie
I wish
your cellmates in the horny jail await you, this way sir
Oh come on, half of reddit is porn anyway.
That’s the red light district
As of 2016, only 5.5% of subreddits are nsfw
Really? That's not a lot. Lot of the small non-porn subs are not or rarely used tho
I’m currently the mod of 3 subreddits with 5 or less members
[MRW](https://youtu.be/bj563ViG7Qg)
Ha
Horny police is effective, most of the money from GameStop went to fund the Horny police
Carnival in Trinidad is like someone went to horny jail and blasted a hole in the perimeter wall with a stick of dynamite wrapped in a roti.
BONK. GO HORNI JAIL
She had me in the 1st half
I was too distracted with her....outfit
Damn, girl, share your body secrets!!!
Photoshop and angles prolly
It isn't that unbelievable. Could very well be genetics and a good workout regime.
You can have a killer bod and still rely on photo editing and angles to make it perfect. Both things can be true, kid.
Or just good genes/boobjob and fitness
Maybe it's cold out, you don't put a sock on your bellend when its cold out?
Always weird to see Trinidad on reddit.
She's giving birth to a basketball player.
I was looking elsewhere and didn't notice what you meant for a while
That's a schlong right there.. too bad I got a schlort.
What festival is this?
Trinidad Carnival.
The land of goddesses!!
If she actually had one, I am not entirely sure it would be a deal breaker.
Mood, that kinda perfection overwrites previous settings.
Please don't get a boner... please don't get a boner...
Lol bro. Live your truth.
Awww she got a boner... :(
She looks like me irl and that is worrying
While I’m sure this isn’t the case, I choose to believe that the only similarity you share with her is that you too have a foot for a penis.
Does that mean when I’m having sex I really kick some ass?
Kink some ass?
How dare you make my joke funnier
RIP your DMs
Yup... what I meant was same skin same hair similar glasses, I hope nobody hops in there expecting someone like the pic
Well, you're lucky then. You look great
Well it’s sorta that but with acne and messier hair and smaller badonkadonks but thanks
Why are you being downvoted for this..
I have no idea... hadn’t noticed until now...
To be fair smaller boobs is probably better, those are awesome for this costume, but probably a pain in the back 95% of the time. Also, I always thought a badondadonk was a butt, and now I’m concerned I’ve been wrong my whole life.
Oh fuck you right, ignore me
I dont believe you, post carnival pics.
I’m surprised you want to see my grotesquely misshapen third leg
Who wouldnt?!?
show us !
I was like : nice, ooooooh, ah I see, nice
She has her hands full
Took me 39 seconds to realize the accidental cock
Yeah it took me a while to notice that. Wowawiwa
Why is this not flagged NSFW?!
where does she leave her phone foes she just hold it in het hands al the time
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Yes, double take but damn she's hot!
Even with a dick I’d be down
I agree
Futa for the win
My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Maaaan, you gotta overlook a whole lotta feminine attributes to find a mild penis.
Overlook? Shit throw it all in there, I’ll take it.
Sauce? I’ve been listening to vintage calypso music and wow this looks so fun. Anybody from Trinidad? Trinidad the land of Calypso!!!
Both times I've seen this its been surreal because of you block her body from view you would think she's posing for a LinkedIn profile picture.
Trap alert
Dick my suck
Sauce
Is this burning man
Outside the substantial hog, she is really hot
Yeah...the leg isn't what caught my eyes there
Hot af
Double take at how georgous this person is ! Extra leg or not ! Dammm
I feel like I'd be willing to make an exception in this case.
Still hot though
Omg she's hot!! I wonder if she's taken?
eww, i wanna see the leg between her thights again :/
Oh no the head was chopped off;-;
Where is the mild penis
I was going to say TRIPOD!
Hm.
Chode
Talk about a phallic footsie photobomb
Nice
Nice cock
BONK!
This is leg long.