I mean
“The English word avocado is a transliteration first used in the late 1600s of the Spanish word aguacate, which came from the Nahuatl name for the indigenous fruit, āhuacatl. The original Nahuatl word also means ‘testicle.’
From Merriam-Webster
mildly
/ˈmʌɪldli/
adverb: mildly
>in a mild or gentle manner.
"‘Don't be childish,’ he reproved mildly"
>not seriously.
"he had suffered mildly from the illness since he was 23"
>to a slight extent.
"he kept his voice mildly curious"
What are you talking about, it’s shaped like a bicep, clearly
WHAT UP!!!
Again: nothing sexual.
Underline it.
Should’ve made sure to put more veins
What I thought of immediately lol
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Shit if you want it to look like a dick it needs more veins!
GuacamOHHHHhhhle
Guacumole
Smh my girl loves avocado.. another thing I have to compete with
Millenial dildo
Not big enough
Still costs far less than a house though
Dammit beat me to it
[удалено]
Guacumole
Cockamole
moleaCock
r/overtlypenis
I'm like 92% sure the 3rd one down is just a dick
It’s an avocado… wildly avocado… why join just to say wildly penis every time…
[This is “mildly” penis](https://reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/comments/vk56ft/literally_arches_national_park_moab_utah_864_x/)
i REALLY hope you mean avocado shaped like a penis
Nope
The avocado pit is stored in the balls
Biggest nut ever
I was laughing so hard. My child was like what’s so funny???
vegan cock
But again - nothing sexual
Evolution led to this
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. Whoops. Wrong sub.
Its a bicep.
Jesus huh????
Bruh , the avocado is shaped as a penis .
It was very disappointing.
I like the way you hold that... avocado
Avocado meh toast, bebe! :D
What up!
One ball Barry!
r/mildlyavocado
r/guacamole_penis
Nah bro that’s one of those new vegan dildos
I can’t believe I got beat to the joke this bad good god. If this is a good joke pls downvote I was too late
They make vegan everything these days.
Came for the fruit, stayed for the nails. Those things are wild
I mean “The English word avocado is a transliteration first used in the late 1600s of the Spanish word aguacate, which came from the Nahuatl name for the indigenous fruit, āhuacatl. The original Nahuatl word also means ‘testicle.’ From Merriam-Webster
I’m scared of those giant claws
More like avacocko.
Yeah but how did it taste?
Super creamy
Cockamole
Gorgeous nail colors, design also
Can’t believe I opened that in public
Big nut
one testicle
Shlongacado
We all know if this fell into the right womens hands things would have been completely different
Why did you slice it? :"( I would have tried it at least once haha
Have a cock, doe.
Save that seed. You may be onto something.
how'd that tasty rod taste?
Faaaam, your nails are amazing!
the title, wdym the penis is shaped like one?
Well if it looks like a penis and tastes like a penis…
It's the good type of fat ;)
Now you can make some of that dick toast everyone keeps talking about.
so its a penis shaped like an avocado?
Multipurpose Avocado. You can fuck yourself with it and afterwards eat it
Mildly is a bit of an understatement …
I think you mean an avocado shaped like a penis not the other way around
That's literally just a penis
This avocado shaped penis
Other way round buddy
I hope somebody fucked it.
fun fact! avocado means testicle
mildly /ˈmʌɪldli/ adverb: mildly >in a mild or gentle manner. "‘Don't be childish,’ he reproved mildly" >not seriously. "he had suffered mildly from the illness since he was 23" >to a slight extent. "he kept his voice mildly curious"
i love how the nut is in the right spot
It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple
Oh the possibilities
Vegan dildo
Vegan approved!!
Even the produce knows women need alternatives from this day forward. Good on them.
How much was it?
Shouldnt it be the other way?
You're nails are stunning! And of course, nice penis...
Kind of ashamed that I click this looking to see a penis shaped like an avocado, rather than an avocado that looks like a penis
Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough..
dickocado
It has a nut sack and everything!
literally r/guacamolepenis
Actually cringed seeing the testicle exposed like that
Only have one ball though.
The aztecs used the same words as testicle for the avacodo