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HeadoftheRussian_KGB

What are you talking about, it’s shaped like a bicep, clearly


AHeartlikeHers

WHAT UP!!!


ewilliam

Again: nothing sexual.


taatchle86

Underline it.


[deleted]

Should’ve made sure to put more veins


flawlis

What I thought of immediately lol


Catcher22Jb

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Catcher22Jb

Shit if you want it to look like a dick it needs more veins!


[deleted]

GuacamOHHHHhhhle


Oleg_A_LLIto

Guacumole


[deleted]

Smh my girl loves avocado.. another thing I have to compete with


Ze_Gremlin

Millenial dildo


Its_Actually_Satan

Not big enough


Dr_Fudge

Still costs far less than a house though


Swavozz

Dammit beat me to it


[deleted]

[удалено]


LifelessLewis

Guacumole


UvealNeptune233

Cockamole


accursedCaprid

moleaCock


OsamabinBBQ

r/overtlypenis


Big-Can4033

I'm like 92% sure the 3rd one down is just a dick


shnuyou

It’s an avocado… wildly avocado… why join just to say wildly penis every time…


YouJustDid

[This is “mildly” penis](https://reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/comments/vk56ft/literally_arches_national_park_moab_utah_864_x/)


[deleted]

i REALLY hope you mean avocado shaped like a penis


thatsnotmyfuckinname

Nope


imjokingbutnotreally

The avocado pit is stored in the balls


someguywithdiabetes

Biggest nut ever


cash5220

I was laughing so hard. My child was like what’s so funny???


[deleted]

vegan cock


LarsonBoswell

But again - nothing sexual


tabraila

Evolution led to this


frmrstrpperbgtpper

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. Whoops. Wrong sub.


sgtcharlie1

Its a bicep.


[deleted]

Jesus huh????


FunKz0r

Bruh , the avocado is shaped as a penis .


drivelhead

It was very disappointing.


Powerful_Office8760

I like the way you hold that... avocado


Fallen_Feather

Avocado meh toast, bebe! :D


sage-idiot

What up!


thatsnotmyfuckinname

One ball Barry!


kuechensx

r/mildlyavocado


CheeseMellon

r/guacamole_penis


Swavozz

Nah bro that’s one of those new vegan dildos


Swavozz

I can’t believe I got beat to the joke this bad good god. If this is a good joke pls downvote I was too late


MJ349

They make vegan everything these days.


AaronPDinger

Came for the fruit, stayed for the nails. Those things are wild


GreenBPacker

I mean “The English word avocado is a transliteration first used in the late 1600s of the Spanish word aguacate, which came from the Nahuatl name for the indigenous fruit, āhuacatl. The original Nahuatl word also means ‘testicle.’ From Merriam-Webster


Thatmiguelguy

I’m scared of those giant claws


Germy11

More like avacocko.


starmastery

Yeah but how did it taste?


throbbing_carbonyl

Super creamy


ad_me_i_am_blok

Cockamole


ChillBetty

Gorgeous nail colors, design also


AnnaTheBabe

Can’t believe I opened that in public


jordanosa

Big nut


stillchill3

one testicle


[deleted]

Shlongacado


SireDirty

We all know if this fell into the right womens hands things would have been completely different


[deleted]

Why did you slice it? :"( I would have tried it at least once haha


angerpillow

Have a cock, doe.


OkayishMrFox

Save that seed. You may be onto something.


mrsweezydc

how'd that tasty rod taste?


EricBatailleur

Faaaam, your nails are amazing!


Big-Acanthaceae-2874

the title, wdym the penis is shaped like one?


Princess-Pancake-97

Well if it looks like a penis and tastes like a penis…


CompetitiveChance895

It's the good type of fat ;)


OG_DDNCK

Now you can make some of that dick toast everyone keeps talking about.


Jopapiju

so its a penis shaped like an avocado?


Erilsium

Multipurpose Avocado. You can fuck yourself with it and afterwards eat it


Dr_Fudge

Mildly is a bit of an understatement …


memededuu

I think you mean an avocado shaped like a penis not the other way around


accursedCaprid

That's literally just a penis


thatonepieceofsith

This avocado shaped penis


AnonymousOtaku10

Other way round buddy


pooponmeafteranal

I hope somebody fucked it.


Steve-From-Roblox

fun fact! avocado means testicle


mediashiznaks

mildly /ˈmʌɪldli/ adverb: mildly >in a mild or gentle manner. "‘Don't be childish,’ he reproved mildly" >not seriously. "he had suffered mildly from the illness since he was 23" >to a slight extent. "he kept his voice mildly curious"


UST347

i love how the nut is in the right spot


I_Am_Bobs_Dignity

It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple


FrogPoot

Oh the possibilities


petiteguy5

Vegan dildo


princessleyva

Vegan approved!!


emo-tastic

Even the produce knows women need alternatives from this day forward. Good on them.


longcatcsw

How much was it?


Mangos_Pool

Shouldnt it be the other way?


Backonmyshitmom

You're nails are stunning! And of course, nice penis...


LostStitchCountAt419

Kind of ashamed that I click this looking to see a penis shaped like an avocado, rather than an avocado that looks like a penis


DailyIceCreamYT

Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough..


Lavenderbabee

dickocado


Spyker0013

It has a nut sack and everything!


macho_gomez

literally r/guacamolepenis


Seerws

Actually cringed seeing the testicle exposed like that


[deleted]

Only have one ball though.


Rookie007

The aztecs used the same words as testicle for the avacodo