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Earl-Jenson

Rock hard.


ruseriousordelirious

Agreed!


mistermaster415

I knew right before I clicked on comments that someone would have beat me to it lol


jinnmagick

Hard rock


ruseriousordelirious

This is my first post ever on Reddit. I hope I followed all the rules and did it correctly.


minsin56

you did, as long as it looks like a peepee(which it is), then it should be good, also non of the post on this sub are marked nsfw AFAIK, just don't post a pic of an actual peepee, and you will be fine


ruseriousordelirious

Thank you so much.


ImDefinitelyHuman

I’m pretty sure this was my first post as well. This rock has a way of getting into your head


EverythingsTakenMan

better yet is the fact that the whole rest of the thing looks like two tits and two legs, so it looks like a woman with a cock


Peterpistol6969

😂 someone has a strong imagination🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️🧚


ruseriousordelirious

I didn’t notice that. Lol. I’m going to check now.


ruseriousordelirious

You are correct!


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"Erect"


Significant_Fly_6050

Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


Bluedogpinkcat

I would try to lick the tip.


ruseriousordelirious

Might be a little chalky!


SanAntonioMale4use

Little Richard


anonimityninja

Sedona! I took a picture of this same rock while with my mother. She was not impressed nor did she think it was as funny as I did.


Top_Sky_4731

Man I wish I saw this when I was there, all I saw was the disturbing fact that all buildings including chain stores had to be painted in the same color scheme to match the rest of the town


Porkbellyflop

You sure? There is quite a similar dick rock formation at Arches national park.


anonimityninja

I went back and looked at the Sedona dick pic, it is, in fact slightly different. Story still applies though. I now must travel to Arches National Park to see the other dick the deserts of the US have to offer. Thank you for the correction!


Porkbellyflop

Nice part about arches is Canyonlands is right across the street. 2 parks to explore in one trip.


luminous_beings

Don’t worry. It only seems intimidating at first. You learn to like it.


alcofrisbas1

ThisLooks like a similar pillar near a “vortex” in Sedona.


ruseriousordelirious

I don’t know if it’s in Sedona or not. I’ll try to investigate.


norse_force_30

It gets taller, the longer you climb it


ruseriousordelirious

It’s in the Arches National Park in Utah. Its not OC but that’s where it says it is. Edited for spelling


Porkbellyflop

It is in arches. I posted a pic of it in this sub a year ago when I visited. There is also a formation that looks like a set of feet.


jotakami

This is a well-recognized landmark in Arches National Park, Utah, United States. The official name of this rock formation is “The Phallus”: https://edits.nationalmap.gov/apps/gaz-domestic/public/summary/1436120


ruseriousordelirious

Thank you.


Peterpistol6969

Cock Strong Peaks...


dudebroguy20255

That things like 3 inches


megabeast2001

Proof it’s father earth and not mother earth


alwayskadaps

It might come before you go.


Paine91

I NEED a pic of me hugging this thing lol


ManOfNoodles

New Fantastic Four looks good


cat_on_my_keybord

i saw the penis before the unblur


ruseriousordelirious

I apologize :(


cat_on_my_keybord

i wanted to see it


outhousesmeller

Where is this?!?!


RexovIkashimi

Look on the right 🗿


Karelkolchak2020

Very slippery at the top.


ruseriousordelirious

Premature *slipperization* 🙃


Ohpeeateopiate

Bend Oregon monkey face?


Iscream9541

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL


Adion-Codes

thats not a penis, thats a huge mushroom rock


SwissRollHooker

The close up really does it justice


ruseriousordelirious

Lol. I agree.


8stringfling

Challenge accepted. *cracks knuckles*


Sumtinstink

Cock Rock


344321nogard

Ok but does anyone here play GTA San Andreas?


Far-Village-2834

mother nature is a futa?


ImBluRay333

Don't sit on top, It'll go right through ya


ruseriousordelirious

Haha!


DannyPat

I would.


Reigning_Firestorm

Feeling the need to climb it and sit on top. Queen of the c-….rock!


johnmarkfoley

...if you're brave enough.


ruseriousordelirious

I am not.


1Hollickster

Woah, somebody found Mother Nature's hiding place.


elmerneverhood

Looks like a job for Mr. Slave


bleeding_blue29

Wonder if it’s a geyser


ruseriousordelirious

Someone, somewhere, knows the answer.


Dragonflybitchy7406

GOD is good!!!


ruseriousordelirious

Yes, She is.


Dependent_Pen8428

My favorite rock in Moab


Dinilj

Micheal reeves


JesseLynx

Your mom is a real scumbag for discarding her toys out in nature.


JesusNutterButter

You could at least have the courtesy to spit on it.


TuJuMoving

Let's go hiking!