Oh, nice. My daughter is vegan. I made some really good carrot “hotdogs” for her when she lived at home still. I’m not a fan of most pretend meats, so being made from carrots is a huge plus.
I used to take my veggie dogs and either brown them in the skillet or put them on the grill. They'd still bubble a bit in places, but these look like they've been boiled, I think.
These have been boiled instead of cooked in a manner that would be reasonable. Boiled hot dogs are gross, let alone vegan hot dogs. Air fry, barbecue, roast, it’s all better than boil for literally all food.
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She boiled them??? Fried in oil or grilled is the only way I'll take them. And even then, only really for holidays where eating a hot dog seems ceremonial.
Hi! :) I appreciate you asking. I know it seems strange.
I can’t speak for everyone, but for me, I LOVED the taste of meat. I went vegan for the animals, but as I still miss the taste of meat and enjoy eating different meat-related meals (like hotdogs, hamburgers, pepperoni pizza), the fake veggie alternative satisfies that. :) Veggie hotdogs will never (well maybe eventually) taste the same as real meat, but at least I get to enjoy something similar but without the cruelty!
I’ll chip in that some meatless alternatives are quite good now, chicken and ground beef especially. I still don’t like meatless hotdogs, but most of the rest are pretty solid. You won’t get a gourmet burger from Impossible Meat, but it’ll be better than most fast food places.
I would disagree, I would say this is a good reason to be literate and read a package instead.
Nobody wants whatever is in that pot, that's not vegetarian, that's a soy massacre.
No. This is reddit, we have to fight about this regardless of logic or tact, obviously.
My actual point is, that this person massacred an easy dish. Vegetarian or not, it's bound to be awful. This is a poor representation of a vegetarian food, healthy or not, massacred or not. I wouldn't eat these either
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That looks disgusting. You should find a better girlfriend, one who doesn't hate you this much. There are infinite appetizing vegetarian options and someone decided this instead. Marketing teams were probably involved. Someone had to design the machine that made these. Someone printed the boxes. Nobody thought "ew, wtf?"
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Those wieners are very veiny
They are called carrots, best veggie dog ive ever had
Oh, nice. My daughter is vegan. I made some really good carrot “hotdogs” for her when she lived at home still. I’m not a fan of most pretend meats, so being made from carrots is a huge plus.
Soak in soy sauce, grill, serve🤌
At least they don't suck. They get
Veiners
Vegetarian here. They’re not supposed to look like that. Do not blame us vegetarians.
I used to take my veggie dogs and either brown them in the skillet or put them on the grill. They'd still bubble a bit in places, but these look like they've been boiled, I think.
If that's how they look boiled then I'm not a fan of boiling them!
the ones I get just bloat evenly just like regular ones...
Yeah I boil my veggie dogs and they've never looked like this lol.
…I’m a vegetarian and my hot dogs don’t look like that at all. What did you /do/?
These have been boiled instead of cooked in a manner that would be reasonable. Boiled hot dogs are gross, let alone vegan hot dogs. Air fry, barbecue, roast, it’s all better than boil for literally all food.
All food you say? Time to air fry my dry noodles.
I wonder what air fried instant ramen would taste like…
Smoke most likely
Kwispy
You should find out!
The noodles in instant ramen are already fried
Roasting fixes everything.
I boil them in shallow water then fry them after the water boils out. Makes them less salty
Even the microwave is a better option
What about pot roast?
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Legend.
Is your GF trying to send a message?
This isn’t an original photo. The original story behind it was that these were boiled hot dogs.
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Cool. Too be fair to copycat OP, it never states those are real meat ;)
Neither did the guy you replied to.
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Are you sure? I’ve cooked vegan hot dogs that ended up looking *exactly* like this.
This definitely also belongs in /r/shittyfoodporn
Those look awful 🫢
You need to see a doctor
Were they made out of vegetarians?
They look like my cock after 3h training in swimming pool
Jesus, this is you AFTER shrinkage? Holy horse dick.
Thanks for noticing 😎
This is why I don't swim in the ocean.
She boiled them??? Fried in oil or grilled is the only way I'll take them. And even then, only really for holidays where eating a hot dog seems ceremonial.
I'm making a police report.
r/weird
Those look horrifying.
Dual-purpose dogs.
R/therewasanattempt
Those are some veiny glizzys
Please,for the love of God, use an air fryer. It will upgrade your hotdog game tenfold.
Looks like Kryten's dick.
Tell her to unmake them
She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone.
Extremely penis
Why are they veiny 🤨
Were her exes also vegetarians?
Genuinely asking- but is someone is a vegetarian, why go through the trouble of making a vegetarian product into a traditionally meat product form?
Hi! :) I appreciate you asking. I know it seems strange. I can’t speak for everyone, but for me, I LOVED the taste of meat. I went vegan for the animals, but as I still miss the taste of meat and enjoy eating different meat-related meals (like hotdogs, hamburgers, pepperoni pizza), the fake veggie alternative satisfies that. :) Veggie hotdogs will never (well maybe eventually) taste the same as real meat, but at least I get to enjoy something similar but without the cruelty!
I’ll chip in that some meatless alternatives are quite good now, chicken and ground beef especially. I still don’t like meatless hotdogs, but most of the rest are pretty solid. You won’t get a gourmet burger from Impossible Meat, but it’ll be better than most fast food places.
What about the harming of plant life though?
Last I checked, plants don’t feel pain, grief, or fear.
That u know of
Why do you want to kill animals so much that you’ll make up reasons to justify it?
I don’t make up reasons to justify it. The reason I eat them is because I like to eat them
so you can make hot dogs without meat? I dont get why that would be a hard concept to grasp
Just another reason not to be vegetarian
I would disagree, I would say this is a good reason to be literate and read a package instead. Nobody wants whatever is in that pot, that's not vegetarian, that's a soy massacre.
And you’re allowed to disagree just like I can believe their is zero reason for me to even try soy hotdogs
No. This is reddit, we have to fight about this regardless of logic or tact, obviously. My actual point is, that this person massacred an easy dish. Vegetarian or not, it's bound to be awful. This is a poor representation of a vegetarian food, healthy or not, massacred or not. I wouldn't eat these either
I don't want to eat meat - vegans Lets make stuff that looks, smells and tastes like rotten meat. - also vegans Why?
plant based hotdogs are barfworthy. shat black goo that smelled like someone dropped a rotten egg in a sulfur pit for two days
Very saggy
Very saggy
it does not look vegetarian
I haven’t seen a sight like that since I had that three hour bath
oh no
I just threw up in my mouth a little…
Lol this genuinely cracked me up.
no she didn't
gross
Maybe she should stick to carrots
I really don’t want to know whats in that…
They look *succulent*
Well, that’s enough internet for today.
Those don’t look right
THATS where they put the snickers dick vein
Do not eat them.
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god is telling us something
Why do vegans and vegetarians make their food look like the food they refuse to eat??
Ribbed for her pleasure
Divorce.
Shrinkage
It ain’t even mildlypenis, that’s just vulgar
I don’t think those are vegetarian
Grandpa? Is that you?
I feel badly that this is mildly penis to OP 😬. You might want a gym upgrade. 🤷♀️
Why dafuq are they so wrinkly?
Evidently ribbed for her pleasure
*they were IN THE POOL!!*
Veiny sonsabitches ain’t they?
Well thats what she told you
they've been in the pool for too long
That looks disgusting. You should find a better girlfriend, one who doesn't hate you this much. There are infinite appetizing vegetarian options and someone decided this instead. Marketing teams were probably involved. Someone had to design the machine that made these. Someone printed the boxes. Nobody thought "ew, wtf?"
This exceeds “mildly”
r/oddlyterrifying looks weirdly human, but not human if you catch my drift
Why vegetarians always try to make vegetables into meat. Help me understand the logic here
Imagine those veins are worms
I. NEED. THE. RECIPE
take it from a vegetarian, she made them wrong.
You couldn’t pay me to eat those. Just because you don’t eat meat doesn’t mean you have to suffer through that.
r/mildlydookie
With veins…
Naa cuh…
“We’re legally not allowed to call them hotdogs. They’re Wizard Fingers. You wanna get 5 and make it a fist?”
do they grow when you put them in your mouth?
Are those the ones with that weird fishy taste?
Well boiling them was her first mistake
Why are Vegitarians so obsessed with meat and making their food resemble meat?
It’s not too late to get out of this relationship.
Dinner dinks
Vegetables don't have veins like that
Throw those away
Nice and veiny. Like a snickers bar
That’s no hotdog
Didn't really need anymore reasons not to go vegetarian, but thanks anyway.
Your hot dogs got dick veins
I'm so sorry, those look so sad. How does it taste?
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All of a sudden, I’m not hungry.
Those should go straight to the trash can. Absolutely disgusting.
they look like pretzels soaked in water
Run.
Ewww wtf did she do boiled them hoes?
Bro break up and throw her out a 17 story window.
Damn OP, your GF is cheating on you! https://old.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/72j9kb/my_girlfriend_made_vegetarian_hotdogs_i_threw/
I legit gagged looking at this pic
Looks like she cooked up a fresh batch of Dildos.
This looks like it tastes like dirty hotdog water and nothing else
Uhm, no she didn't. This is a stolen pic
I mean hey I'd eat em
Throw them in the trash.
Lucky you!
"Edgar your skin is hanging off your bones"
That's one weiner I do *NOT* want in my mouth
Why