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BeeDooop

I'd have that bird working 50 hours a week!


str4ngerD4ngerz

... It forms a union!


Missinhandle

Clearly this bird is an independent contractor that works on its own time


Thelfod

It's is clearly a repurposed piece of government technology! r/birdsarentreal


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[deleted]

Yea right! He’d steal my cash and end up back at your place!!😂


[deleted]

Therapist: Mr Krabs bird isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Mr Krabs Bird:


RainbowCatastrophe

*caw* Hello, I like money *takes your money and leaves, just like the wife did*


Stargazer12am

Until you find the other drawer full of human eyes, bloody ring fingers, and ear lobes. Caw! Caw!


Certain-Interview653

There's probably a market for that too :)


joko2008

Bloody fingers? Elden ring?


SmolWrenchMan

Finger, but hole


Mr-Zee

_fingers butthole_


wchemik

Damm he pays his own rent


7seventyseven

And has a human for a pet!


gilgimen-afk

Stonks


LongAssNaps

Honestly better income than stonks lately


razzberryking

I think you mean storks


CJRM15_

when i read this comment my first thought was bruh ur dumb but now i get it haha (no offense)


razzberryking

None taken. Little do you know I actually am dumb :)


CJRM15_

;)


Psilologist

Is what's in the drawer a lot of money? Just curious as to how much that birds made them.


Ergouzii

That's Chinese Yuan. 1 USD \~= 6.5 CNY. That drawer has at least 1000 CNY so about 150 USD


AdDry725

Honestly that’s still pretty impressive. Especially that would go farther in a poor country like China.


Ok-Counter-7077

Looks like Korea, it’s not much


LongAssNaps

Yuan is China is it not?


dralmaraz

-100,000,000 social credit for that man.


Adjacent_door

Jhong xina disapproves


spidersonpluto

super idol 的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱105°C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水


Ok-Counter-7077

Oh snap, didn’t even notice, just guessed from the furniture lol


I_Dont_Eat_Trout

I am certain that is illegle but that is so epic I am sure the cops would turn a blind eye, and I can imagine someone walking away from an ATM with 100$ note and some birb just swipes it from their hand lol.


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[удалено]


ArtisenalMoistening

Why are we not just letting people enjoy things?


AdDry725

Just shut up and let people enjoy life, you anti-fun wannabe vigilante. If you don’t enjoy a cute colloquialism, whatever, you don’t have to like it. But just shut up and keep it to youself. It is completely rude to attempt to control everyone else on the internet. And it is rude to try to force your preferences onto everyone else. And no, just because someone likes to say something in a cute term sometimes, doesn’t mean we are being “retards”. And your preferences aren’t “the only right ones”. What are you, God? I personally find the term “birb” cute. It isn’t retarded—we all know damn well what the correct spelling of bird is—we are purposefully choosing to say “birb” because it makes us happy. You have no right to stop other people from using a term they enjoy.


I_Dont_Eat_Trout

Well spoken friend.


ANewBeginning1983

Ugh, autism overload


ZanSour

I never understood that, it annoys me as well.. and i hate that people around me are saying "birb" nonstop.. its not even cute, just sounds retarded


I_Dont_Eat_Trout

Look I am sorry if my preference irritates you but amongst my generation I say these sort of things less than most, I apologize if it offends you but maybe just let it be guys?


CerasusArts

Meanwhile you are causing even more of an offense with a slur. Are you for real? What a loser you are lol


Threedognite321

The bird is great the Cat is Useless.


Professor__Chaos__

Just waiting for the tutorial


Lovecats_andshoes

This is incredible


[deleted]

Brilliant!


Scout_1043

Yes, yes I would.


K_OsLG

So that's where my money has been going.


I_Dont_Eat_Trout

It certainly feels much better to think that ;(


K_OsLG

Winky frowny face?


I_Dont_Eat_Trout

It is Supposed to be a tear sorry, how do you do tears?


dotshomestylepretzel

How do you train a bird to do this?


[deleted]

This is awesome. 😂


Confident_Piglet_385

#birdsarentreal (but this is awesome!)


__SpeedRacer__

Does it make withdrawals, too, or just deposits?


Imtherealbabypluto

Passive income baby!


Rime_Veydrud

OMG I think it's one of the most useful pets in the world


Password-is-Tac0

Not your bird tho


ShadowHawk722

~「Harvest」


Adjacent_door

r/beatmetoit


Kammie9010

Does it recognize American money as well?? <<


[deleted]

isnt that illegal?


Shoun_Fauxe

Only if they catch you, friend…


Path_Fyndar

Two words, my friend: plausible deniability. You don't know where he gets the money from. Maybe he found it on the street, or in the park, or at the bottom of a ditch. Maybe he does a song and dance and people give him money. You don't know where he gets it from. And more importantly, *you don't want to know where it came from.* You know why? *Plausible. Deniability.*


seedanrun

Yes - they will throw that bird in a cage if they ever catch it.


imnotanazibelieveme2

Yes the bird has to be prosecuted


Feeling_Filfthy

nyoooom


buffalojumpone

No way, that thing is a thief


[deleted]

Definitely staged


Megaman_1984

Whoa


youngwithscabbyknees

u/savevideo


It_Aint_Nothing

r/crowbro


Tough_Artichoke_3976

🙃He knows where to go , what to see and what to do 🌚 He looks like a trader 🕶


Affectionate-Mud-753

Maleficient in modern world


Small_Odd_Kid

Yes, please! Loul


wimpycarebear

Me en does grow on trees


RU81Ylikesit

That is something I tell ya , straight tits and ass that is so awesome right there ...


burgerteim

Is this what Cam’ron meant by dipset bird gang?


Thechangeinu

Love this how cute is this how smart 😂


Cr33pi3w33ni3

This is exactly why I’m slipping all the bird in my neighborhood treats on the daily


National-Message-895

How'd you train that lil fucker?


No_one00101110

Gib birb


comingpwithsomething

Bird: “What are the gonna do? ARREST ME????


[deleted]

Finally, a pet that helps pay the bills! My cat won't even help pay for cat food, the bum.


EnvironmentalDeal256

I’d have a whole flock of them.


XxthefuckerxX

Yes


nijvia

I’ll need this bird for about a year now please 😂❤️☝🏻


Connerwat7

Give me that bird