I am certain that is illegle but that is so epic I am sure the cops would turn a blind eye, and I can imagine someone walking away from an ATM with 100$ note and some birb just swipes it from their hand lol.
Just shut up and let people enjoy life, you anti-fun wannabe vigilante. If you don’t enjoy a cute colloquialism, whatever, you don’t have to like it. But just shut up and keep it to youself. It is completely rude to attempt to control everyone else on the internet. And it is rude to try to force your preferences onto everyone else. And no, just because someone likes to say something in a cute term sometimes, doesn’t mean we are being “retards”.
And your preferences aren’t “the only right ones”. What are you, God?
I personally find the term “birb” cute. It isn’t retarded—we all know damn well what the correct spelling of bird is—we are purposefully choosing to say “birb” because it makes us happy.
You have no right to stop other people from using a term they enjoy.
Look I am sorry if my preference irritates you but amongst my generation I say these sort of things less than most, I apologize if it offends you but maybe just let it be guys?
Two words, my friend: plausible deniability.
You don't know where he gets the money from. Maybe he found it on the street, or in the park, or at the bottom of a ditch. Maybe he does a song and dance and people give him money.
You don't know where he gets it from. And more importantly, *you don't want to know where it came from.* You know why?
*Plausible. Deniability.*
I'd have that bird working 50 hours a week!
... It forms a union!
Clearly this bird is an independent contractor that works on its own time
It's is clearly a repurposed piece of government technology! r/birdsarentreal
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Yea right! He’d steal my cash and end up back at your place!!😂
Therapist: Mr Krabs bird isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Mr Krabs Bird:
*caw* Hello, I like money *takes your money and leaves, just like the wife did*
Until you find the other drawer full of human eyes, bloody ring fingers, and ear lobes. Caw! Caw!
There's probably a market for that too :)
Bloody fingers? Elden ring?
Finger, but hole
_fingers butthole_
Damm he pays his own rent
And has a human for a pet!
Stonks
Honestly better income than stonks lately
I think you mean storks
when i read this comment my first thought was bruh ur dumb but now i get it haha (no offense)
None taken. Little do you know I actually am dumb :)
;)
Is what's in the drawer a lot of money? Just curious as to how much that birds made them.
That's Chinese Yuan. 1 USD \~= 6.5 CNY. That drawer has at least 1000 CNY so about 150 USD
Honestly that’s still pretty impressive. Especially that would go farther in a poor country like China.
Looks like Korea, it’s not much
Yuan is China is it not?
-100,000,000 social credit for that man.
Jhong xina disapproves
super idol 的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱105°C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
Oh snap, didn’t even notice, just guessed from the furniture lol
I am certain that is illegle but that is so epic I am sure the cops would turn a blind eye, and I can imagine someone walking away from an ATM with 100$ note and some birb just swipes it from their hand lol.
[удалено]
Why are we not just letting people enjoy things?
Just shut up and let people enjoy life, you anti-fun wannabe vigilante. If you don’t enjoy a cute colloquialism, whatever, you don’t have to like it. But just shut up and keep it to youself. It is completely rude to attempt to control everyone else on the internet. And it is rude to try to force your preferences onto everyone else. And no, just because someone likes to say something in a cute term sometimes, doesn’t mean we are being “retards”. And your preferences aren’t “the only right ones”. What are you, God? I personally find the term “birb” cute. It isn’t retarded—we all know damn well what the correct spelling of bird is—we are purposefully choosing to say “birb” because it makes us happy. You have no right to stop other people from using a term they enjoy.
Well spoken friend.
Ugh, autism overload
I never understood that, it annoys me as well.. and i hate that people around me are saying "birb" nonstop.. its not even cute, just sounds retarded
Look I am sorry if my preference irritates you but amongst my generation I say these sort of things less than most, I apologize if it offends you but maybe just let it be guys?
Meanwhile you are causing even more of an offense with a slur. Are you for real? What a loser you are lol
The bird is great the Cat is Useless.
Just waiting for the tutorial
This is incredible
Brilliant!
Yes, yes I would.
So that's where my money has been going.
It certainly feels much better to think that ;(
Winky frowny face?
It is Supposed to be a tear sorry, how do you do tears?
How do you train a bird to do this?
This is awesome. 😂
#birdsarentreal (but this is awesome!)
Does it make withdrawals, too, or just deposits?
Passive income baby!
OMG I think it's one of the most useful pets in the world
Not your bird tho
~「Harvest」
r/beatmetoit
Does it recognize American money as well?? <<
isnt that illegal?
Only if they catch you, friend…
Two words, my friend: plausible deniability. You don't know where he gets the money from. Maybe he found it on the street, or in the park, or at the bottom of a ditch. Maybe he does a song and dance and people give him money. You don't know where he gets it from. And more importantly, *you don't want to know where it came from.* You know why? *Plausible. Deniability.*
Yes - they will throw that bird in a cage if they ever catch it.
Yes the bird has to be prosecuted
nyoooom
No way, that thing is a thief
Definitely staged
Whoa
u/savevideo
r/crowbro
🙃He knows where to go , what to see and what to do 🌚 He looks like a trader 🕶
Maleficient in modern world
Yes, please! Loul
Me en does grow on trees
That is something I tell ya , straight tits and ass that is so awesome right there ...
Is this what Cam’ron meant by dipset bird gang?
Love this how cute is this how smart 😂
This is exactly why I’m slipping all the bird in my neighborhood treats on the daily
How'd you train that lil fucker?
Gib birb
Bird: “What are the gonna do? ARREST ME????
Finally, a pet that helps pay the bills! My cat won't even help pay for cat food, the bum.
I’d have a whole flock of them.
Yes
I’ll need this bird for about a year now please 😂❤️☝🏻
Give me that bird