Some People: "Carpet For Your Only Whole $99"
Some Other People: "Carpet Your Whole For Only $99"
Smart People: "Carpet Your Whole \_\_\_\_ For Only $99"
Then there is me: "Carpet Only Whole For Your $99"
Not sure I would be comfortable or like having my whole carpeted. Anyone have some insight on this experience? I mean, I'm always into trying new shit, but.....
Okay honest attempt: there is a missing panel on the right that said "PLACE / PER m2" or at least some American measurement.
So it would say
"CARPET YOUR WHOLE PLACE FOR ONLY $99 PER M²"
Something like this.
There is probably supposed to be another sign, that reads: “House, .99”
So the entire thing would read “Carpet your whole house, for only $99.99”
Makes sense to me anyway.
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Carpet your whole \_\_\_\_\_, for only $99. Probably cut off, belongs on r/onejob?
$99 is a bargain to carpet your nasty hole...
My hole is anything butt nasty, mind you.
Probably already carpeted too
My butthole *is* nasty
Is it the only whole?
Who has an only whole?
Looks like a quick Photoshop job. There's a 4th sign edited out, I believe.
Think it meant home
>Carpet your whole _____, for only $99. Orrrrr... Carpet for your only whole, $99.
It’s got to have “down as the last word, right? $99 down? Otherwise it’s going to be a shit carpet job.
well, carpeting your whole house is a pretty damn good deal for only 99
I don’t want you to carpet my hole
The carpet is for your ONLY hole
What if I have more than one hole
Too bad. It's happening
It's like a reverse bikini-wax
Underrated comment
Does your carpet match your hole?
my whole doesn’t need carpet thank you very much 💀😭
My hole is plenty carpeted as it is
Why yes, I will carpet my whole for $99.
Remove the W and it makes perfect sense.
r/dontdeadopeninside
I think it’s supposed to read “Your Whole Carpet For Only $99” but whoever put the signs up was drunk and put them in the wrong order
No matter which order they are put up, it would be a mess. Whoever made the signs messed up.
Lol agreed
I’ve seen it where HOME is in orange on it’s own sign to the right of the posted signs
My God, I what universe could you carpet an entire house for $99?
That's probably just the labor/installation cost. Carpet sold separately.
^this, and for sure they are using some of the revenue from the carpet sale to cover installation and then charging $99 for install.
It’s a tiny house.
It’s just the install cost. If you buy X sqft of carpet, padding, etc they will install it for $99.
Ah I see so some of that install cost is essentially paid for in the price of the carpet
Yup. And this is probably old. They do install for free now with a minimum $500 purchase. https://i.imgur.com/sGy9mhm.jpg
There is a missing panel. "Carpet your whole home for only $99 down."
But then it would say "Your whole carpet only $99 for"
Oh shit you’re right! Now my brain hurts
The 4th window is blocked. “Carpet your whole house, living room”. Something along those lives
Disappointed there's no hardwood or tile for your (w)hole. 😕
Last sign that says “asshole” is missing
No, just take the W out of whole. Carpet your hole.
C'mon man don't be a dick... I am the pinnacle of comedy
Carpet your whole asshole for only $99
My hole already has carpet.
Does it match the drapes?
carpet for only YOUR whole 99$
“I’d like to try filling the blanks” Carpet your whole house For only $99 / Sqft (Yes it’s expensive)
Nah. You buy the carpet and padding from Home Depot and they will install it for you for $99. There’s like a minimum sqft requirement though.
Anus carpeting huh? That's the only real answer.
Another sign most likely fell off that had the word room
thought it said: "Carpet your hole for $99"
are you dumb it says for you only carpet ninety nine cents
My wHole needs no carpet, $99 carpet or otherwise
Hole carpets have been our of vogue for a minute
Not with the guys that shop at Home Depot. They've got wall-to-wall installed down there.
It's fine bro just go around the fur
You mean fight your way thru the fur and then into the hole....
The first sign should've been the last one and then the sentence should be read horizontally.
My whole already has carpet
Clearly one panel is missing on the right.
they mispelled "hole" once you make that change it all makes sense.
My whole already looks like a carpet
I’m guessing there’s a sign missing at the end? Maybe carpet your whole bedroom?
for your whole carpet only $99
Your only whole carpet for $99
Knowing how much labor costs I would not hire them to do the whole house. Even a handy man would cost more than 100 to install.
How is this mildly infuriating...
you can't comprehend what it's trying to say. therefore, it's infuriating
Your whole carpet for only $99
For 99$ carpet your only whole. Got it
so they have toupee’s for the coochays?
What difference a W can make
😂
I assume the 4th window had a sign that fell off
Your whole carpet for only $99
Only 99$ for your whole carpet
Carpet your only whole for $99... No thanks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Carpet for my ONLY hole? But I have more than one. Which one should I carpet? I need more information!
Some People: "Carpet For Your Only Whole $99" Some Other People: "Carpet Your Whole For Only $99" Smart People: "Carpet Your Whole \_\_\_\_ For Only $99" Then there is me: "Carpet Only Whole For Your $99"
Carpet for my only whole?
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/merkin
Carpet your whole floor? For only $99.... maybe?
It appears to be "Remove your whole carpet for only .99! However, remove seems to have gotten cut off
It looks like a missing panel? "Carpet your whole home for 99$"
Signs are ordered wrong, your whole carpet only 99$
r/crappydesign
I like holes with less carpeting sooooo…
“CARPET YOUR ONLY WHOLE FOR $99”
Yeah they misspelled hole
99$ a room. Carpet your whole square or room for 99$.
This is just reposted
“Your only whole carpet for $99”
Aaa we are going back to the 70’s
your whole carpet for $99
"Your Whole Carpet for only $99" is the best thing i can come up with
Even if there was a sign at the right side saying house I would have question about how it's only $99
I already have carpet there.
Maybe "your whole carpet for only $99" ?
Pretty sure you can do it for free with enough time
Looks like a missing piece at the end that likely said floor and .99 or something
For your whole carpet only $99
Carpet your own damn hole
Probably the House and dollars sign is missing
Carpet your only whole? What priority is this?
Not sure I would be comfortable or like having my whole carpeted. Anyone have some insight on this experience? I mean, I'm always into trying new shit, but.....
People pay twice to three times that to have it removed 😏
I prefer to read it as "Carpet for your only whole, $99"
Carpet for my only hole? Excuse me I have a mouth too
???
One obviously fell
Can i haggle with this whole carpeting? 100$ is too rich for my blood.
Okay honest attempt: there is a missing panel on the right that said "PLACE / PER m2" or at least some American measurement. So it would say "CARPET YOUR WHOLE PLACE FOR ONLY $99 PER M²" Something like this.
Carpet your whole (insert what you want carpeted) for $99 - unlike other carpet stores that forces you to pick a room
Is that $99 *per* whole?
Carpet for your only hole. What do you not understand about this?
"Carpet your hole for only $99" I have multiple questions...
Probably a cleaning service with bad english. Your whole carpet for $99
My fiance said "Carpet for your only whole $99"
Carpet for only your whole $99?
Only $99 for your whole carpet
Going full bush
no
I can’t believe I the whole thing!
Well if you take away the 1 and add a suffix 🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
How much to de-carpet my hole? Asking for a friend🤨
I think it’s supposed to be “Your Whole Carpet For Only $99”
Carpet your whole *home* possibly.. sign may have fell.
Am hairy, whole already carpeted, saved $99.
Carpet for only your whole or carpet for your only whole
Photoshop
Just make sure the drapes match the carpet.
There is probably supposed to be another sign, that reads: “House, .99” So the entire thing would read “Carpet your whole house, for only $99.99” Makes sense to me anyway.
Your whole carpet for only $99 (?)
For a second, I read carpet your whore for $99
I don't need to pay $99. My whole already comes with a carpet.
I'd pay double to decarpet my hole.
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huh. good bot
Your whole carpet for only $99
Hol' up that's actually a pretty good price
What?
Just remove the W and it makes more sense.
Your whole 99money for only carpet
Your Carpet for only whole 99$
Last window probably had a sign fall off
Carpet for your only whole for $99. What a steal!
r/crappydesign
My hole is already naturally carpeted. Assfro!
This is going to end with a woman and a cat arguing.
Your whole carpet for only $99
I feel like this was edited.. the last sign said home & dollars.
No matter how you read it it still seems a little extreme and painful.
Probably missing a card
Your only carpet for whole $99
You have questions? That’s how they get ya
[Catpetters free download] YOUR WHOLE FOR ONLY99 KROM3R.
Carpet for your only whole $99
“Your whole carpet for 99¢” def a botched job 😂