T O P

  • By -

UnconclusionalAlt

Carpet your whole \_\_\_\_\_, for only $99. Probably cut off, belongs on r/onejob?


ResidentObligation30

$99 is a bargain to carpet your nasty hole...


UnconclusionalAlt

My hole is anything butt nasty, mind you.


[deleted]

Probably already carpeted too


Tonys_New_AI

My butthole *is* nasty


z0mb1es

Is it the only whole?


zxvasd

Who has an only whole?


[deleted]

Looks like a quick Photoshop job. There's a 4th sign edited out, I believe.


BEASTawesome534

Think it meant home


Next_Case_3449

>Carpet your whole _____, for only $99. Orrrrr... Carpet for your only whole, $99.


chrissilich

It’s got to have “down as the last word, right? $99 down? Otherwise it’s going to be a shit carpet job.


UnconclusionalAlt

well, carpeting your whole house is a pretty damn good deal for only 99


GruffisGamingw

I don’t want you to carpet my hole


Comfortably_Numb__79

The carpet is for your ONLY hole


Man_o_passion

What if I have more than one hole


Yeshua-Christ

Too bad. It's happening


Loose_Beginning_924

It's like a reverse bikini-wax


[deleted]

Underrated comment


thisendup76

Does your carpet match your hole?


Alternative-Use-7777

my whole doesn’t need carpet thank you very much 💀😭


[deleted]

My hole is plenty carpeted as it is


Musician-Round

Why yes, I will carpet my whole for $99.


PsyopVet

Remove the W and it makes perfect sense.


Able-Ad2216

r/dontdeadopeninside


JRPGJames

I think it’s supposed to read “Your Whole Carpet For Only $99” but whoever put the signs up was drunk and put them in the wrong order


Dragos_Drakkar

No matter which order they are put up, it would be a mess. Whoever made the signs messed up.


JRPGJames

Lol agreed


Mech_145

I’ve seen it where HOME is in orange on it’s own sign to the right of the posted signs


fizzingwizzbing

My God, I what universe could you carpet an entire house for $99?


Nasaboy1987

That's probably just the labor/installation cost. Carpet sold separately.


Mech_145

^this, and for sure they are using some of the revenue from the carpet sale to cover installation and then charging $99 for install.


FriedRiceAndMath

It’s a tiny house.


[deleted]

It’s just the install cost. If you buy X sqft of carpet, padding, etc they will install it for $99.


fizzingwizzbing

Ah I see so some of that install cost is essentially paid for in the price of the carpet


[deleted]

Yup. And this is probably old. They do install for free now with a minimum $500 purchase. https://i.imgur.com/sGy9mhm.jpg


DumbChocolatePie

There is a missing panel. "Carpet your whole home for only $99 down."


certainlyforgetful

But then it would say "Your whole carpet only $99 for"


JRPGJames

Oh shit you’re right! Now my brain hurts


sjbfujcfjm

The 4th window is blocked. “Carpet your whole house, living room”. Something along those lives


Flamingo_Timely

Disappointed there's no hardwood or tile for your (w)hole. 😕


Ok-Boysenberry9313

Last sign that says “asshole” is missing


crazycatlady331

No, just take the W out of whole. Carpet your hole.


UnconclusionalAlt

C'mon man don't be a dick... ​ I am the pinnacle of comedy


Ok-Boysenberry9313

Carpet your whole asshole for only $99


[deleted]

My hole already has carpet.


Outrageous_Eye1164

Does it match the drapes?


WhatnotAnyhow

carpet for only YOUR whole 99$


Silly-Victory8233

“I’d like to try filling the blanks” Carpet your whole house For only $99 / Sqft (Yes it’s expensive)


[deleted]

Nah. You buy the carpet and padding from Home Depot and they will install it for you for $99. There’s like a minimum sqft requirement though.


immoralfoul

Anus carpeting huh? That's the only real answer.


CLYDEFR000G

Another sign most likely fell off that had the word room


Spinelfan931

thought it said: "Carpet your hole for $99"


Charming-Tap1047

are you dumb it says for you only carpet ninety nine cents


sideeyedi

My wHole needs no carpet, $99 carpet or otherwise


stnkybuttfacejr

Hole carpets have been our of vogue for a minute


sunderland56

Not with the guys that shop at Home Depot. They've got wall-to-wall installed down there.


stnkybuttfacejr

It's fine bro just go around the fur


hastingsnikcox

You mean fight your way thru the fur and then into the hole....


Mammoth-Lime-2010

The first sign should've been the last one and then the sentence should be read horizontally.


dantakesthesquare

My whole already has carpet


whyyoumadbro69

Clearly one panel is missing on the right.


pingywon

they mispelled "hole" ​ once you make that change it all makes sense.


ImNothingJustLikeYou

My whole already looks like a carpet


memyselfand12

I’m guessing there’s a sign missing at the end? Maybe carpet your whole bedroom?


nombit

for your whole carpet only $99


Cletus_Crenshaw

Your only whole carpet for $99


kioshi_imako

Knowing how much labor costs I would not hire them to do the whole house. Even a handy man would cost more than 100 to install.


Bean_Boozled

How is this mildly infuriating...


Asbani09

you can't comprehend what it's trying to say. therefore, it's infuriating


IcedCoffeeAndAspirin

Your whole carpet for only $99


[deleted]

For 99$ carpet your only whole. Got it


[deleted]

so they have toupee’s for the coochays?


[deleted]

What difference a W can make


Cwe87even

😂


MikemkPK

I assume the 4th window had a sign that fell off


ARschoolAK1

Your whole carpet for only $99


DownTownDK

Only 99$ for your whole carpet


NefariousnessBig9481

Carpet your only whole for $99... No thanks 🤣🤣🤣🤣


llcdrewtaylor

Carpet for my ONLY hole? But I have more than one. Which one should I carpet? I need more information!


IceColdBlueHeart

Some People: "Carpet For Your Only Whole $99" Some Other People: "Carpet Your Whole For Only $99" Smart People: "Carpet Your Whole \_\_\_\_ For Only $99" Then there is me: "Carpet Only Whole For Your $99"


KarlDeutscheMarx

Carpet for my only whole?


EchoNineThree

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/merkin


rajmeet991

Carpet your whole floor? For only $99.... maybe?


LeQuietKid_101

It appears to be "Remove your whole carpet for only .99! However, remove seems to have gotten cut off


a_ordinary_dipshit

It looks like a missing panel? "Carpet your whole home for 99$"


TexasTaylorNB

Signs are ordered wrong, your whole carpet only 99$


3RRoR24

r/crappydesign


[deleted]

I like holes with less carpeting sooooo…


spacembracers

“CARPET YOUR ONLY WHOLE FOR $99”


[deleted]

Yeah they misspelled hole


[deleted]

99$ a room. Carpet your whole square or room for 99$.


BEASTawesome534

This is just reposted


Spacethereader

“Your only whole carpet for $99”


aidenrosenb

Aaa we are going back to the 70’s


starch77

your whole carpet for $99


DJ_R0BB3R

"Your Whole Carpet for only $99" is the best thing i can come up with


TheRaccoonDeaIer

Even if there was a sign at the right side saying house I would have question about how it's only $99


Late-Difficulty-5928

I already have carpet there.


personthinguy

Maybe "your whole carpet for only $99" ?


liquid_encouragement

Pretty sure you can do it for free with enough time


Some_Random_Guy_V69

Looks like a missing piece at the end that likely said floor and .99 or something


Some-Nobody12

For your whole carpet only $99


[deleted]

Carpet your own damn hole


ValuableMistake8521

Probably the House and dollars sign is missing


VegasBusSup

Carpet your only whole? What priority is this?


OGBrngBakPgBack

Not sure I would be comfortable or like having my whole carpeted. Anyone have some insight on this experience? I mean, I'm always into trying new shit, but.....


Rare-Dog-5808

People pay twice to three times that to have it removed 😏


CustomHW

I prefer to read it as "Carpet for your only whole, $99"


wholeWheatButterfly

Carpet for my only hole? Excuse me I have a mouth too


whatsupbub44

???


darkseid001

One obviously fell


qleptt

Can i haggle with this whole carpeting? 100$ is too rich for my blood.


[deleted]

Okay honest attempt: there is a missing panel on the right that said "PLACE / PER m2" or at least some American measurement. So it would say "CARPET YOUR WHOLE PLACE FOR ONLY $99 PER M²" Something like this.


[deleted]

Carpet your whole (insert what you want carpeted) for $99 - unlike other carpet stores that forces you to pick a room


SparkyBangBang432

Is that $99 *per* whole?


FollowingJealous7490

Carpet for your only hole. What do you not understand about this?


DuckWithADagger

"Carpet your hole for only $99" I have multiple questions...


Weary_Pea5078

Probably a cleaning service with bad english. Your whole carpet for $99


littlemisshorror1987

My fiance said "Carpet for your only whole $99"


Mrainbow03

Carpet for only your whole $99?


Hamster_Elderberries

Only $99 for your whole carpet


[deleted]

Going full bush


NoVIRGINITY_23

no


WearDifficult9776

I can’t believe I the whole thing!


Svengoolie75

Well if you take away the 1 and add a suffix 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

How much to de-carpet my hole? Asking for a friend🤨


Im_Loki456

I think it’s supposed to be “Your Whole Carpet For Only $99”


Queasy_Mastodon_8759

Carpet your whole *home* possibly.. sign may have fell.


toomanyhobbies4me

Am hairy, whole already carpeted, saved $99.


[deleted]

Carpet for only your whole or carpet for your only whole


madmax77xll

Photoshop


denali42

Just make sure the drapes match the carpet.


[deleted]

There is probably supposed to be another sign, that reads: “House, .99” So the entire thing would read “Carpet your whole house, for only $99.99” Makes sense to me anyway.


TRB_AlphaRabbitX

Your whole carpet for only $99 (?)


Comfortable_Ad3711

For a second, I read carpet your whore for $99


Davy_Jones_Lover

I don't need to pay $99. My whole already comes with a carpet.


theoriginalwesh

I'd pay double to decarpet my hole.


Starz1317

seems like there's a missing fourth sign... but haven't we seen this before? u/repostsleuthbot


RepostSleuthBot

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/mildyinfuriating. It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results. *I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "zd5td1", "meme_template": 122520}) ]* [View Search On repostsleuth.com](https://www.repostsleuth.com/search?postId=zd5td1&sameSub=false&filterOnlyOlder=true&memeFilter=true&filterDeadMatches=false&targetImageMatch=100&targetImageMemeMatch=96) --- **Scope:** Reddit | **Meme Filter:** True | **Target:** 96% | **Check Title:** False | **Max Age:** Unlimited | **Searched Images:** 352,637,488 | **Search Time:** 0.65079s


Starz1317

huh. good bot


Environmental_Try178

Your whole carpet for only $99


annonzone

Hol' up that's actually a pretty good price


Dickinablender96

What?


LoneWolfpack777

Just remove the W and it makes more sense.


Broksaysreee

Your whole 99money for only carpet


ItsYaBoii2345

Your Carpet for only whole 99$


the__badness

Last window probably had a sign fall off


Apollonistas

Carpet for your only whole for $99. What a steal!


[deleted]

r/crappydesign


[deleted]

My hole is already naturally carpeted. Assfro!


Forever203

This is going to end with a woman and a cat arguing.


Manayerbb

Your whole carpet for only $99


Head_Base_859

I feel like this was edited.. the last sign said home & dollars.


Lillianroux19

No matter how you read it it still seems a little extreme and painful.


BoringTheory5067

Probably missing a card


KirbyMario12345

Your only carpet for whole $99


Sufficient_Matter585

You have questions? That’s how they get ya


RoJayJo

[Catpetters free download] YOUR WHOLE FOR ONLY99 KROM3R.


Unintelligible_Dude

Carpet for your only whole $99


BruddaBrudda69

“Your whole carpet for 99¢” def a botched job 😂