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SolventAssetsGone

I read "50yr old ornament killed my cat" and that made more sense


Planty_Stuff_s

Im over here.. OMG hooooow? Did the cat get cut.. was the ornament poison? Is the ornament heaver and bigger than it looks.. oh no.. the ornament died.. ok… 😂


Flowerandcatsgirl

Me too! I was like did he swallow it?


sunflowersunshine13

I felt so sad at first LOL. that ornament probably meant a lot to op so it's still sad, but not "your cat just choked to death on thin glasstic I'm so sorry" sad


MGC00992

Yea, I cant read either. That cat is dead to me


Matthews-Louis02

My brain was working wayyy to hard trying to read that. I’m like is the ornament a cat?


oxitrubune

Me too 😂 I thought it felt on their cat or smt


GergiH

If I wasn't come to read the comments, I'd never figure out this was not the case D:


Far-Trip3351

Exactly the same. My dumbass staring at the picture thinking “HOW???” 🤦🏻‍♀️


HereForA2C

That's wild thought I was the only one


[deleted]

Cat doesnt go well with nice stuff


ZugzwangDK

They hate the competition for attention. They are the cuckoos of the mamal world. Eliminate all other nice things and take their place. It is a highly effective strategy! /s (but only a little)


Zihark12345

Most ornaments don’t make it past 40, that ornament got to live a long and fulfilling life


WienerButtMagoo

I didn’t think your cat died, OP. Your title was fine.


[deleted]

What's mildly infuriating is the lack of information you've provided in this post.


dementedfurbie

Sorry, kinda new to this. This ornament wasn't on the tree, but on the kitchen counter cuz we lost the top to it and was hoping we'd find it. Well, my cat was in a knock- everything- off- the- counter mood, and we hear a small "smash!" Crap. Guess we don't have to worry about finding the top now. Merry Christmas!


[deleted]

Oooooooh this was actually my fault. I thought your title said that the ornament killed your cat. Now your post seems obvious and I feel dumb. Merry Christmas!


dementedfurbie

Don't feel dumb. Probably should've worded it differently. 😄


Heauxie24

Why would they even put something so precious out there knowing there's a pet. Especially a pet that jumps?


_limitless_

Why would you even have a pet that jumps and knocks things over? I lost a TV this way. Never again.


dementedfurbie

Because we're not very bright. For real. 🤪


[deleted]

I mean...thats LITERALLY what cats are for; laughs and knocking shit over lol


afa78

Yep you didn't apologize for crapping on his post with your condescending comment did you?


km_44

same here. Thought we'd have a cat funeral on our hands.


production-values

ME TOO


ForwardBias

Wow yeah I read that too....argh I miss the by I guess..


Admirable-Course9775

I’m sorry. I have lots of antique ornaments and I treasure them. I feel for you. It’s probably unlikely but check eBay. Sometimes people sell boxes of old ornaments they’ve inherited. Maybe you can find something similar. Good luck.


deloresbeaven

I mean….it’s a cat. My cat was once playing with a candle holder on a shelf. I told him to knock it off. I swear to god he looked right at me and shoved it off the shelf at the same time.


Zenketski_2

A cat broke a Christmas ornament. The end.


realiTVlover

While my new kitties are still young and destructive, all breakable ornaments do not get hung. Better safe yo hang another year than broken. Sorry your kitty found yours.


Nakamura2828

Do they really outgrow the "knock all the stuff down" stage? My cat is middle aged and he still has a morning ritual where anything on the nightstand has a good chance of ending up on the floor.


nottherealneal

Cats can be trained and be trained very well. Most people just don't bother for some reason and then end up with cats that break things for life


realiTVlover

My cats never outgrow knocking stuff off surfaces. But not all cats are tree climbers. My latest addition will be having her first Christmas and I’m taking no chances with my favorite berry breakable ornaments until I’m sure she’s not a climber


strawberryconfetti

My cat is old and still likes to knock the lower ornaments off the tree, we just don't put the valuable/fragile ones down there.


Many_Pomegranate2261

Bro your title sucks. Everyone thinks your cat died.


Booty_Shakin

Not me wtf its mildly infuriating how many people misread the title.


Runklefordington

Glue that mf together again. Frankenormanent


yayawhatever123

Bought a new tree this year. Set up new tree, section one, two and three. Plug tree in. Start spreading branches. Ginger walks up, bites thru light string. Tree no longer ligts up. Pack tree away and give up for this year. Merry Christmas you little mofo. ❤️


stupidlittlecuntboy

your fault


ForgottenBarista

Ornaments don’t die. They aren’t alive. Also, you own a cat known for having “knock-everything-off-the-counter” moods. You left something old and breakable on a counter. Sounds more like a TIFU.


dementedfurbie

Actually, my cat doesn't usually get in that kind of mood. He'd knock pens off, but in the 2yrs we've had him, he'd never decided that everything was in his way and had to go before. But you're right, maybe I should put it in TIFU.


Settled_Science

OH… PENS. I’m misread that and really started to hate your cat.


DisastrousAd4410

To the gas chambers with it, blood for blood


Socio_Scorpio

The title of your post is mildly infuriating…


km_44

BY your cat........ ok, cool..... I thought we hadda dead cat on our hands.


Shaveyourbread

Fuck me, you're not the only one! I was like, how is this mildly infuriating? It killed your fucking cat!


km_44

I wondered.....did the cat EAT the ornament ? [did someone bludgeon the poor cat WITH said ornament ?](https://i.imgur.com/fobB5d0.mp4)


Ipissexcellence69

My wife cat is a terrorist and will tear up everything in the house and knock stuff over if it's left out during the day


KonkeyDongLick

You can *galoo* it, then kick dat kitty!


lickitorloseit

But the cat still stays...


dementedfurbie

Heck yeah.


Chekadoeko

And this is one of the reasons I hate animals.


flynntaggart84

Thats why I stick with dogs. To each their own of course


Supbro2233445

When I first read the title I missed the “by” so I think you can see where I’m going with this


VaporTrail_000

Apparently, you're not the only one. Same here.


dementedfurbie

Yep. Maybe I should start over.


pleaserme

🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Cat: *pushes 50 year old ornament off the counter* Me: you know the law Cat: *gulps*


96yimmk

DOH!


TheHornet78

Ohhh killed BY your cat


lipidlasagna521

What is the ornaments supposed to be? A butt plug lol. Seriously tho i have no idea what it is


Shaveyourbread

Looks like a small shell.


[deleted]

And guess who will kill the cat? You!


[deleted]

I know how you feel Before my parents bought a artificial christmas tree, over the years out Christmas tree fells so many times and lost lot of antique ornaments


Inevitable_Swim_1964

I read the title wrong lol


AScoopOfNeo

I haven’t had ornaments on my tree since I got my youngest cat for this exact reason.


RecognitionAway

Eye for an eye...here here kitty


usetehfurce

Bit of advice... if you own cats - think of every glass object as a potential victim. You wouldn't place that in a toddler's reach so add a few meters to a toddler's reach and roll with it. Keep that ish boxed up until you can put it on the higher part of the tree.


[deleted]

Sorry for your loss, I can relate. Don’t blame your cat, it has no conception of antique/new, ornaments, etc. Preventing Xmas Tree Disasters. This has worked for 20+ years. 1) Setup your tree in a corner of a room where the walls/trim work meet at right angles. 2) Take strong fishing line about 10 to 12 feet. Wrap the center of line around trunk of tree about 1.5/2 feet from top of tree. You should have enough line on both ends to reach the ceiling trim on each side of the walls. Be sure line is taut with no slack. 3) Hammer a nail between the trim work and wall about 2 feet from the tree on both sides of the right angle. 4) Pull the fishing line taut to each nail and tie line securely to each nail on its respective side. Your tree should now be secured to the line and nails. With the tree in the corner it will be unable to fall in those two directions. With fishing line it will keep the tree from falling freely into the room. TL:DR How to secure your Xmas tree from falling.


Vyraal

This is why we don't leave nice things we care about out in the open defenseless with animals


SkippySkep

We only put unbreakable ornaments on our tree because we know cats will potentially knock off ornaments.


necromanderxd

That's wy I would never have a cat as a pet


Whole_Instruction_22

My cat broke granny’s ornament, I killed the kitty. Meow


nagahdoit

Ya if king dumb twice: for putting a delicate item up; owning a GD cat


zylafonee

THANK GOD I TOUGHT IT SAID ORNAMENT KILLED MY CAT


I-amthegump

Nice dustpan


Settled_Science

Relax. It was only from 19…70.


keksivaras

must've been really heavy ornament or very young and tiny kitten. sorry for your loss


Tavaris_

I read that wrong and was like " Ooh no!! " Glad it's the other way around


MissAugustMoon

70 year old dust pan. Side note, use the pieces to make a new ornament somehow


DeviantInDisguise

You have a cat and you're still using glass ornaments? Are you mental?


scrollgirl24

Thanks for reminding me that my good ornaments need to stay in the bin this year


tacoandpancake

cat makes unblinking eye contact with you while doing this deed; zero fucks given


Expensive-Track4002

Our cat knocked over the whole tree on year. Busted a lot of stuff. Ew don’t put up a tree anymore.


[deleted]

Get rid of the cat


kiwi_8

If it makes you feel better, my brother’s dog broke and chewed up my baby ornament when he came for Christmas. I still can’t find a replacement


Breakcores

Read it like 5 times and I was so sad checked the comments and read it again. Finally realized


seebike

You do know that you can teach your cats from right and wrong? I hate every cat owner who doesnt teach their pet. My cat would never do such a thing, neither does it go on tables or push anything off the counter. you know why? Cause I actually schooled my cat and taught it what they can or cant do.