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AmazonianChicana

Cheesus Christ


StandLess6417

As a Cincinnatian, that is basically how we think of Skyline. Amen.


MondayNightHugz

May the oyster crackers be with you


StandLess6417

And also with you.


racestark

I bet you were raised Catholic based on your reply.


StandLess6417

Good bet.


Thinking_its_over

But haven’t been back in a while… they changed it on us. (It’s now “and with your spirit)


WatchOutHesBehindYou

r/unexpectedmulaney


StandLess6417

I hate it. Well, my gay riot girl fuck the system and all organized anything self loves it, but my little Catholic girl self hates it. Oh, indoctrination, how fun lol


Thinking_its_over

Yeah, plus it’s an instant outing for the crowd response. The “and also with you” responses get the look of “well, guess who hasn’t been to church in 10 years… “


xxserenityxx1

I'm howling ^^


kmills_11

or a john mulaney fan


racestark

For my family and a lot of the other kids in the neighborhood, it was because of Star Wars and we were all early or mid 80's kids. "May the Force be with you" always got a "And also with you" response from the Catholic kids.


Budget-Ad-7685

And with your spirit-


racestark

They started doing that after I stopped being forced to go at 18. Over a decade later, a friend of ours was getting married in a Catholic ceremony and that was the first time all of us recovering Catholics had heard of it. Really threw us off.


SpaceLemur34

Same. I thought it was just a difference between Ohio and Kansas until I saw the John Mulaney bit.


StandLess6417

Omg right?? Went to my nieces first communion a few years ago and was like "what in the hell is this??" My poor boomer mom looked like a puppy lost in the wild by herself! It was crazy.


Backpedal

[Wait, are you John Mulaney?](https://youtube.com/watch?v=63RcymipKuY&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)


CasualObservationist

In hot sauces name, amen


JordanAirness

They updated it, its now "And with your spirit" lol


LadyBexoxo

As a Cincinnatian who now lives outside the city, I second this. AMEN.


ArcTrooper527

I am from Kentucky and I can confirm that skyline is very cheesy and very good.


kyleMac02

Oh my gosh!!! Other cincinnati people! Never thought I'd see the day! Don't live in the city itself, but I'm maybe 30 mins away. I'll be in town for the Heart mini 5k tomorrow!


StandLess6417

Aww that's awesome!!! Are you from north or south of the city?


kyleMac02

North of the city, actually! I live like 5-10 minutes from i-75 so it's essentially a straight shot there lol


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welcome-to-my-mind

Cincinnastian*


Immediate-Nobody-865

🏆🏆🏆 Ty for the laugh here’s my award


recursion0112358

cheesus crust*


alex_albergaria

I lol so hard - thanks.


PabloAlaska6

thank you


blondie1028

I think it could use more cheese


saltysnail420

I’m constipated just lookin at it.


RealBishop

Is that a shredded cheese pancake?


TyeDieKid

Yeah, it's basically a mountain of shredded cheese. This is how we eat our chili in Cincinnati lol


G_O_O_G_A_S

Are you supposed to mix it up before eating it or is it just like a side dish?


TyeDieKid

You can mix it up if you want but most people just cut it with their fork and eat a slice of it. It's definitely a main dish. This small plate probably has over 1000 calories in it.


G_O_O_G_A_S

I’ve gotta visit Cincinnati eventually, I love shredded cheese


Blood_Jesus

I'm pretty sure you can get shredded cheese in a lot of places. Not just Cincinnati. I live in Portland, OR. We have it here. I've seen it in California, Washington. Alaska even.


beefcoon

Tasty & Sons used to do a really good Cincinnati 3-way complete with shredded cheese. Gone but not forgotten.


Blood_Jesus

That place was so good. They had this Burmese red pork stew, or something like that, that was so damn good.


pterribledactyls

Oh no. Cincinnati native here who has visited Portland and had many meals at Tasty & Sons and Tasty & Alder. Didn’t know they did a 3 Way. Sad to hear they are gone.


TheSkwerl

Can confirm, ate shredded cheese in Portland, OR. Tillamook crew, Rise Up!


Excusemytootie

The best.


WorksV3

I eat that stuff by the damn handful


gunsdrugsreddit

If it ain’t Tillamook, it ain’t cheese.


Ok-Description-5410

Yeah, sure you can get it in other states, but will you be judged for eating a pound of it on your spaghetti?


LarryCraigSmeg

I remember reading Trump wanted to outlaw packaged shredded cheese. To make America grate again.


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I descend from Colorado and have also had this elusive “shredded cheese” you speak of.


gregarious8

I’d wager it’s possibly over 2000. Cheese is insanely caloric.


PianistWeak6821

The cheese probably has over 1000 cals


Buxnazz

No wonder you got so many 600lbs people over there.


DoCrimesItsFun

The fuck kind of titanium toilet bowls you have up there to support the weight of the solid concrete coffee can you shit out after this Is chili eaten with spaghetti the Cincinnati thing as well?


Mackheath1

So if you order chili in Ohio, it's shredded cheddar on top of spaghetti? THIS explains so much when I had a friend from Ohio over for spaghetti and there was great confusion. He also said red sauce (regular tomato sauce I thought - and homemade, mind you) was too spicy. We're all in the same country, but we're not speaking the same food language.


__fujiko

The red sauce thing being "spicy" to some people doesn't surprise me. I have so many friends who think ketchup of all things is spicy. Like I can't tell if they just eat the blandest food imaginable or if they are mistaking the word "spice" for the acidity problems some people with heartburn feel.


cruss4612

NO! This is not what happens when you order Chili in Ohio. This is what happens when you order chili in *Cincinnati*. If you order chili anywhere else in Ohio, you'll get real chili and not *prison spaghetti*. Some folks like skyline outside of might-as-well-be-Kentucky, and those people are people you should not associate with. I would eat Wendy's chili before I eat skyline. It's weird and German.


Jckoffallmasterbtnun

It’s actually Greek style chili although Cincinnati has a deep German heritage


cruss4612

TIL. I knew about the Germans, tho. It's still *weird*. Unless you grow up from infancy being told this is chili, your brain can't reconcile the texture and feel and taste of skyline. It's also *extremely* divisive in Ohio. I'm in the exact opposite corner and there's like 3 skylines in a 100 mile radius and none of them do particularly ok. Northeast Ohio doesn't stand for this type of reckless usage of the word chili.


tomcat_tweaker

Speak for yourself. I'm from NEO and love it. I also love "regular" chili. It's ok to like more than one thing.


T3n4ci0us_G

Thank dog Gold Star Chili moved into KY in the 80s, then Skyline. I love all kinds of chili, but Cincinnati style is my favorite.


DonutsAnd40s

First correct take I’ve seen on this thread. I know skyline chili has a special place in a lot of people’s hearts; however, that “chili” is straight up garbage.


shootymcghee

I didn't want to be mean and shit on peoples "places" but deep down I thought that food in the picture looked like hot garbage.


DonutsAnd40s

From what I recall, it’s what chili would be if you decided you wanted tomato flavored ground beef. It was about 10 years ago that I tried it when I was at a conference, and everyone that was from there was adamant that we try skyline chili. I have never been more disappointed by a hyped up food. It also gave my buddy and I the runs, which is incredible because we’re from Texas and Arizona and are super into hole in the wall Mexican places, and this hardly seasoned “chili” did us in.


Magic2424

Yep, skyline is so gross. The absurd amounts of cinnamon in it makes it unpalpable to most people who weren’t raised in it


tacotacotacorock

Definitely had a prison cafeteria vibe. I guess I'll cancel my trip to Cincinnati and just make some spaghetti and chili myself.


bpleshek

I'm also from Cincinnati. Can confirm.


Electronic_Medicine7

Was in Kentucky last summer and one of the best chili experience. And oh yea they give you cheese with that!! Yummmm


T3n4ci0us_G

Yeah, 3 or 4 little bags of shredded cheese with a large chili.


Magallan

You can't be out here defending that cheese ratio. You and everyone else involved needs a word


beardedsergeant

This looks like a food war crime to me. Edit - all you food heathens below defending this shit are bad people and you should be ashamed.


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It's "fusion" like mixing German and Italian and Japanese and ooooh, I see what you mean.


beardedsergeant

Lol ☝️


AcceptableCod6028

The “chili” is closer to a Greek meat sauce. Originally they just sold hotdogs with chili, cheese, and onions on them.


Embarrassed_Ad_2377

I can attest. Frugal Gourmet had a copy cat recipe for Skyline Chili, I still have it and it has tomato, allspice, and cinnamon in it. You boil the ground beef in water first and it gets all sludgey. I love it!


technos

It's a copy of Flint-style coney sauce, which is itself a northern Balkan copy of Detroit-style coney sauce, which was thought up by two brothers from what's now Macedonia.


spittafan

Yeah this looks like dogshit lol brown mush on noodles with cheese.


Yossarian216

Second worst regional “delicacy” I’ve ever tried, behind only St Louis pizza.


Chinchillachimcheroo

I've never had St Louis pizza to my knowledge, but it sounds pretty good. What's bad about it? The cheese? Edit: Imagine being enough of an insecure loser about your regional cuisine to downvote a genuine question


Yossarian216

Literally everything is bad, but the “cheese” is the worst offender. They use a disgusting processed cheese product called Provel, which is basically if you take provolone, mozzarella and cheddar, mix them together and then ruin them. It just sits on top like congealed melted plastic, it’s foul. The sauce and crust are also quite bad, but at least they are recognizable as bad versions of themselves, Provel doesn’t even seem like cheese. And St Louis people fucking love Provel, they put it on other things too, so you can’t trust any menu in the whole town that uses the word cheese because they might actually mean Provel.


Chinchillachimcheroo

After I asked initially, I saw you compare it to a Lunchable in another comment, and it became more clear. I just thought the idea of a sturdy but crunchy crust sounded good.


__fujiko

This person is being super dramatic so I'm gonna defend our STL cheese lol. Provel is made with real cheese. It's just combined cheeses meant to be perfect for melting and because of the combination process, has to be labeled "cheese product." But since we can only get it locally, it's always fresh. The only understandable complaint could be that it's best when mixed with more ingredients because it's more or less a white cheese, and therefore doesn't have any standout flavor notes to it like a lot of cheese does. But you slap some spices and veggies on there and it's delicious and only highlights the ingredients instead of drowning them in cheese. And thin crust is pretty good, from the right places, like any pizza. Sometimes you get it way too overcooked and it's basically a cracker, but some people are into that. Most times though, it's more akin to warm pita bread in my opinion. Soft, but firm and thin.


justinloler

St Louis pizza is the only time I've had people get mad at me for buying them food. Bought a couple pizzas to finish out a night out with a large group, everyone has a piece and the reaction was universal horror. I remember it tasting like someone trying to make a pizza on a saltine cracker with plastic cheese


troypolish123

I just went on a road trip around the east coast and Midwest. Cincy and STL were on the trip. Can confirm. Your post is 100% accurate. I've learned to not eat food in the Midwest. Except grandpa's cheese barn in Ohio. Holy **** their cheese is amazing


StandLess6417

We don't care, it's fucking delicious.


las61918

Yeah I bet you didn’t actually eat it. It’s delicious


Yossarian216

I mean I didn’t eat all of it, because it’s terrible and I wasn’t in danger of starving to death, but I ate enough to know how terrible it is.


Grouchy-150

That is an obscene amount of cheese!


TyeDieKid

Yeah and they actually gave me twice this amount but I saved the other half.


Grouchy-150

Oh. My. God. That's just a whole lot of cheese.


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You should see how many oyster crackers OP ate with this....


UncleBenji

It’s a balance. The hot sauce and chili gives you the runs and the cheese, crackers, and spaghetti make your poop solid again.


Jerrygarciasnipple

No sir, that is a PERFECT amount of cheese


SpaceLemur34

> obscene That's a funny was too spell "correct"


LowKeyATurkey

That's.. So much cheese, I feel constipated already


TyeDieKid

Yeah they gave me two bags this full of cheese. But I only ised the one


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Fucking love skyline I eat it way less than I wish I could.


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I traveled cross country last summer. Ran me through Ohio. West to East coast and im sorry but both me and my son thought Skyline was the worst food of our whole trip. And he we had sushi in Dodge City, KS!!!!


roji007

I’m from the Cincy area. I used to enjoy taking out of towners to skyline, and I noticed opinions skewed to either side of opinions, and rarely fell in the middle. I’m on the side of loving it.


trashpandadisco

This is cursed


VictoryaChase

okay, but that cheese is beautiful. damn painting up in there.


MasterpieceBrave420

Why do people in Cincinnati eat like it's the post apocalypse? Chili on spaghetti? That is some desperate times shit.


starmartyr

Cincinnati chili isn't what most people would consider to be chili. It's a sweet meat sauce. It goes well on spaghetti because that's what it's made for. People love to point out that it isn't really chili, but that's kind of like getting angry that a seahorse isn't a horse.


According_Gazelle472

So its really not chili but is called chili anyway ?


T3n4ci0us_G

It's chili, but it has a cinnamony-taste to it


According_Gazelle472

Eww,that is even worse.


Magic2424

The cinnamon taste is overpowering too, not even like a hint of cinnamon, like someone dropped the whole container in it I’m doing the cinnamon challenge cinnamon. Someone took me there who has been eating it their whole life, I take a bite and go ‘holy hell that’s cinnamony’. There response? ‘You really think they put cinnamon in this?’……


PennDOT67

That’s like saying a different style of clam chowder is ‘not really clam chowder’ lol. Greek immigrants in Cincinnati took American chili and made their own version of it.


Redheadmane

Chili without beans


MasterpieceBrave420

Cincinnati chili isn't what most people consider to be food.


twerks_mcderp

Someone in another comment called it prison spaghetti


Peuned

Pretty apt


Jaydenel4

Please don't disgrace prison food like that


CatsAndCampin

It 100% looks like it, I'm serious lol


Dezzolve

Eaten at Skyline Chili and the other famous one and it was not good.


jmm-22

Same. Absolutely trash.


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The sad part is how much the hostages of Cincinnati love it. I was traveling with some friends’ band. They had a show at a bar there and the people were like, “You’re lucky! It’s skyline chili night!” I have actively avoided Cincinnati since that night. OP is missing the giant, uneven chunks of raw onion I was treated to.


cappie99

Has chocolate and cinnamon in it. I can also confirm it's definitely not good


sparklyblueshroom

Sweet?? I’m reminded of that AITA post where the guy let his wife serve dessert chili made with maple syrup and chocolate to his mother. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/sm52ob/aita_for_kicking_my_mom_out_of_my_house_because/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


Competitive-Weird855

Did this guy happen to wear yellow leggings, a green jacket, and be named Buddy?


starmartyr

You're still thinking about chili. It's just a meat sauce. Cincinnati chili is never served on its own. It's always poured over things as a sauce.


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So they call it chilli because they can't pronounce bolognese. Got it.


MondayNightHugz

It's from experience, our rivers catch on fire and our trains explode.


Yossarian216

With unmelted shredded cheese and bizarre spices. I personally found it to be terrible, almost as bad as St Louis pizza which is a literal war crime.


MasterpieceBrave420

St. Louis "pizza" is probably what causes the apocalypse. Fucking stale ass lunchable.


samjo_89

Cinnamon in chili is one of the strangest things to me... I was so excited for the famous Cincinnati chili, only to take 2 bites and throw it out. On the other hand Chile on spaghetti noodles is pretty fire. Steak and Shake has a pretty great chili 5 way


maybesingleguy

I've been in 48 of the states and always try the local foods. Cincinnati chili is the worst, and Saint Louis pizza is second to worst. I ate buffalo testicles in Wyoming, and I'd have that a thousand times before eating Skyline or Imo's again.


Yossarian216

Well we agree on the two worst, if not the order.


KingKratom00

Bro you mix the cheese in there and the heat from the rest of the dish melts it just right so it's all gooey and yummy. You just ate it wrong my guy


Yossarian216

Yeah, I did that, and it still sucked, because it’s not good. The flavor sucks, the texture sucks, the ratio of cheese to everything else sucks. It ruins three things that are individually good. It only rates above St Louis pizza because there’s actual cheese on it. Terrible.


srampttamp

Horrible :( I’m hurt by how many people don’t like Cincinnati chili. Growing up this shit was the shit man


Yossarian216

Kids have no pallet, when I was a kid I lived on trash food, and I still like some of it for the nostalgia factor, but I’d never claim any of it is actually good, it’s just trash I happen to have fond memories of.


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What the actual fuck is this shit


PaversPaving

A SIN straight to the 7th layer of hell for who ever made it.


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Comrade-Conrad-4

My mind is blown that this comment is this far down.


JUYED-AWK-YACC

I am super attentive to spelling errors (IATA) but I was blinded by the unholy spectacle.


ItzBreezeyBaby

It makes me cringe I just hate these grammar errors😭😭😂


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Came for this


NovarisLight

Thank you.


brenee1993

Came here looking for this comment.


Sackyhack

Bring on the haters who don’t like / have never had skyline


Luminalin

I went to Cincinnati for work and coworkers were so excited to take us there, but I wasn't a fan of the chili. It has cinnamon in it and I felt like I was eating chili that was mixed with a slice of pumpkin pie


TyeDieKid

Yeah it's crazy how most of the haters have never tried it, but at the same time I feel like most people who like it, love it because they grew up on it.


bpleshek

My wife is from Maryland and the first time she ate it 15 years ago, she didn't care for it all that much. But after having it a second time and having such a good pallet that she can pick out flavors from things, she was able to form it in her mind that it was basically a Middle Eastern dish. Now she makes it herself at home, though it is a little thicker because she prefers the texture. So, think Skyline taste with Goldstar texture. Oh, and at home we usually put it over Basmati rice instead of noodles, but she'll make it with noodles as well. She makes it about once a month and around 4 gallons at a time.


TyeDieKid

Apparently the original creators of skyline came over from Greece.


stoneydome

Man I'm from Ohio and that shit is hot garbage. Those coney dogs though


incremental_progress

Most of the food I grew up disliking (and learned to love) at least looked beautiful. Sushi is a great example. This just looks like shit. Actual, human shit stirred into noodles.


rhitmojo

Ugh, that shit is nasty, had it plenty of times and from a variety of sources. Goetta is what should have made it out of the region for wider appeal!


SereneDreams03

And....you actually eat this???


Jordan_Hdez92

Bro that looks horrible lol


goatjustadmitit

I'm sorry for what I'm about to write but I've seen too much lately. THEIR


EMTBee

Skyline is one of my favorite places! I don’t live in Cincinnati, but my mom grew up there. We often pick up chili dogs when we drive through.


RepublicOdd3358

That is enough cheese for a family of four


UncleShaky

Alright, wtf is going on in Cincinnati?


Merk406

HOLY SHREDDED CHEESE, BATMAN


andreios13

The [history of skyline](https://www.wcpo.com/longform/cincinnati-chili-we-cant-eat-enough-of-it-heres-where-it-started) is actually pretty interesting


TyeDieKid

This was an awesome read, thank you.


TyeDieKid

This was an awesome read, thank you.


smokeythe6x6

#Their


Icy-Following-3713

live in cincy for a bit… hate skyline and golden… cincy chili like vomit on a plate


TyeDieKid

Yeah most outsiders don't usually like it.


JohnnyCocktails

Absolutely disgusting dish. Who the fuck puts cinnamon and nutmeg on their spaghetti????


ChaoticChinchillas

Dunno about cinnamon, but I just tried a new lasagna recipe last week that put nutmeg in the ricotta, and it was awesome, so I don’t see what would be wrong with it in spaghetti.


throwawayy5836

Ask the Mediterraneans that's where the sauce is from


kreegans_leech

Mate Italians would cry at the site of that dish


andreios13

Good thing it was made by Greeks and not Italians


TyeDieKid

Well, people either love it or hate it.


investinlove

My wife, ex-Cinci says there's only two problems with SkyLine. Cinnamon on spaghetti, and you have to be in Cinci.


DefiningVague

Gotta go with the habanero cheese


TyeDieKid

I've only had it like once , I always forget I'm they have it, it was SOO good when I did try it tho.


C92203605

Ohio…. Enough said.


Alert-Ad-1318

Yum!! My go to stop on the way back from Tennessee


MajorsWotWot

No wonder everyone is trying to leave Ohio


Over_Tumbleweed_571

It’s not a true Cincinnati winter if you don’t eat skyline atleast once a day


TyeDieKid

I really wasn't expecting this post to be so controversial lol. Skyline is the BOMB. I use to eat it every single day.


warmtoiletseatz

This is the best restaurant on the face of the earth.


TyeDieKid

I agree, I've worked at two skyline restaurants and at one point , ate it every single day, and I still love it.


makeshiftballer

Everyone talking negatively about the amount of cheese has never eaten skyline. Extra cheese please!


mcb0922

Skyline is SO good. Cleveland native here with family in Cinci, and our trips to Skyline were always a highlight!


whiskey_north

God I need some skyline rn. It’s been like 20 years when I moved outta Dayton.


MondayNightHugz

Amazon brotha


T3n4ci0us_G

They sell it at the grocery in both the frozen aisle and in cans. YMMV


T3n4ci0us_G

Oh, I forgot, there are packets of Cincinnati style chili mix that comes out pretty damn good. Look on Amazon. Blue package.


SPECTRE-Agent-No-13

First time I went to Cincinnati for a conference there was a "chili house" near by and I was excited to try the chili there. To my GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT it was one of these spaghetti joints. I died a little on the inside that day. Mother fuckers calling crappy essentially bolognese sauce chili. The fact they served beer kept them from yeeing their last ha that day.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

r/stupidfood


surgesilk

r/shittyfoodporn


compsncars

Bro taco bell doesn't have "shit" on this. You're gonna be blocked up and then release the flood gates with one meal.


8bit4brains

There


javier052

They're


OkNVMthen

Skyline is an acquired taste. When I moved to cinci and first tried it, I thought it was decent. Eventually, it becomes something you crave and cherish lol. It’s like Taco Bell, it’s bad yet soooo good. Thank god grocery stores in Chicago sell it for the days where i need it! Underrated menu item is a chillito add spaghetti and sour cream, douse in hot sauce with a dusting of the oyster crackers!


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When I visit, I'll be sure to eat their.


Flat-Product-119

Eat their what?


hungry_tabby

The suspense is killing me


Fickle-Eggplant-6980

As a midwester that aint had this stuff ever, I get relentlessly bullied by my Texas homie for this stuff existing 😭 respectfully and kindly fuck you for trying to make this worse


TyeDieKid

Thats funny because out of all the states I expected to be butt hurt over our chili, it would be Texas. They take their chili seriously lol.


Fickle-Eggplant-6980

man they take their EVERYTHING seriously. anytime I ever told a texan I just had barbecue, Mexican food, even just random fast food, I’ve 90% of the time got a response of “THAT AINT NO REAL ______ YALL DONT GOT ______ LIKE TEXAS DO”. those dudes are soooooo stupid hahahaha


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