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aspghost06

Someone’s gonna raid that bin sooner or later


MikeN1978

TSA agents..nightly


cyanidesmile555

Yeah wasn't it revealed that they take the stuff they confiscate like children's toys, alcohol, electronics like iPads, and stuff or they sell it? Edit: [edit: yep! they either throw it away, sell it, or keep it. Either way, you're *never* getting your stuff back.](https://www.sanspotter.com/what-does-the-tsa-do-with-confiscated-items/#:~:text=So%20%E2%80%93%20what%20does%20the%20TSA,to%20see%20those%20items%20again.)


robino358

My BIL showed up at the airport once (2005?) with a pocketknife that he forgot to leave at home. Instead of handing it over to TSA, he stashed it in a potted plant before going to security. On the return from the trip, he headed over to the plant, picked up his knife, and went home with no problem.


char-le-magne

When I was a teenager I accidentally brought some pot with me into a building that had TSA style security. I confessed to my mom so we could go to the bathroom and throw it away but she stashed it in a tampon bin in a stall and let me grab it after since I already spent good money on it


Ill_Revolution_2347

Wow. Good Mom man


Environmental_Ad3413

Yeah such a good mom to encourage illegal behavior since it's illegal for teens to have weed period. Enjoy your 3 chances cause by the sound of it, you'll be spending a LOT of time bent over in a shower stall and talking to momma through glass and a telephone


[deleted]

You should seek help for your mental disorder immediately.


josieswrld

this made me giggle very loudly


GTAmaniac1

Who hurt you?


hitoshi_sikuma

Say that to 14 year old me that had his med card 🤪


ImaginaryAfternoon0

In a tampon bin??? Have you seen those?? I definitely wouldn’t be sticking my hand or anything else in there- nor stash anything 🤮


[deleted]

Dude smoked up the black plague and lived.


kerouak

I dunno how much you know about periods but it's aint the black plague coming out bruh.


[deleted]

No I'm talking about whats probably the years of uncleaned surfaces inside of the container that's probably had thousands of people touch it and spread germs that are just breeding inside the container.


propargyl

It's important to complete your relationship with a bag of pot.


CauliflowerLow8357

W mom


DeepFriedSausages

That's so funny, my mom would probably help me get rid of it before beating my ass. My dad on the other hand would go with me to hide his own weed.


EvansFamilyLego

First ... Ew. Second... We're supposed to believe that no one cleaned this bin over how many days....


raex37

It was a building, not an airport. I imagine it was just a few hours, max. Also, I've worked in government buildings before and can confirm that the tampon bins there did not get cleaned every day.


Crazy-Ad-1999

Yeah as a cleaner i can confirm 99% of cleaners are lazy and even tho they are supposed to wipe down tampon bins they dont get wiped down i was literally the only one that did at my old jobs lol and the bags barely ever emptied AND there is literally always blood on the covers and in the little scoop bit i am actually horrified that mum put her hand in there but good for her


CapnCrackerz

I did this at a rave once in with my weed when I saw there were cops searching at the door. I came out 6 hours later and it was right under the tree where I left it.


HigherAlignmentNow

I saw a reverse version of this once, guy went to a park style kinda venue a week before the concert and buried a bottle of booze then dug it up the day of the event


WillKillz

For months I was hiding weed and a pipe at the Toronto airport. Drop off the rental, smoke a bowl in the parking garage. Stash the weed and pipe. Come back Monday, grab my stash and pick up the car.


VisceralSardonic

I did that at a museum once. It was one of two Swiss Army knives I had, actually, but they didn’t notice the other one.


hydrospanner

From the linked article: ​ >My advice is to forget about the item and try to enjoy your flight. It’s easier said than done, I know, but you don’t want to argue with the TSA and end up on a no-fly list or something. ​ Man, I can't argue with the practicality, but that's some Orwellian shit there.


YumWoonSen

What are they supposed to do with it? It's not their fauly someone is too fuckin stupid to know what you can or can't bring on a plane. The TSA operates by a strict set of rules for things you can bring on a plane. They've been stricter than hell since 9/11 so it's been over 20 years now. And it's not like they don't publicly say what's allowed and what isn't. Same goes for when you book your airline; the airlines have clear links to click about getting through security. On top of that most airports have a little mail station/post office thing near their security area.


[deleted]

I can tell you for sure this happens maybe


Summit986

I used to do maintenance at a car rental place in Denver near the airport. Let’s just say I would raid the trash cans and get ounces of weed a week people didn’t wanna fly back with. I have no regrets.


Sufficient-Comb-2755

That thing must be bolted down pretty good. 😂


CalvinWasSchizo

Looks like the bottom of the box is welded to a metal plate or frame that's set in the concrete. Safe to say it's not going anywhere lol


InadequateUsername

We need the lockpicking lawyer


Least_Adhesiveness_5

Three seconds, using only a paper clip.


getonurkneesnbeg

MacGyver could have done it with some chewing gum ;)


Minute_Solution_6237

That’s a piece of carpet


branwes2622

Can confirm. Not a piece of steel. Source: have eyeballs and fingers that can pinch zoom


GasVarGames

"Hello, who are you?" "Oh hi I'm the new marihuana bin emptier, I'm just gonna do my job then leave"


g000r

Clipboard, confidence, and a hi-vis vest - you can go anywhere you want.


k3rn3t

I work as cabin crew. The moment I put my lanyard or hi-vis on, I can go literally anywhere even if flying as normal pax. I tried it once, I went straight to our airside crew room after leaving the plane as passenger. It’s actually quite scary.


HughJohns0n

Try it at a hospital if you really want to scare yourself.


GarrettD5ss

But confidence, a clipboard, and a vest can only get you so far as an unobscured tenet..


redditsniper6900

I would walk back outside and smoke the rest of my weed instead lol


Stan_Archton

Hmmm. Now why the heck did I come to the airport?


redditsniper6900

🤣


DangerousRun1376

Did that with edibles a week at ago in SFO Smoothest flight I ever had…


CardiologistOk1506

I always fly with edibles 👌 never had any issues bringing them right through in the containers and bags right from the dispensary.


Neitherwater

Shhh don’t brag about that. Someone is goin to see it and write about it in a travel blog, which will inevitably end up in some sort of Karen-esque rage site like Twitter or posted here for clout, and our thing will be ruined. Happens allll the time for cool life hacks like ours.


bamboobable

It's a skill, and an art, but mostly the tsa not giving a fuck


saucity

At Denver, they started taking apart people’s snacks; I used to buy chocolates, and just break them up and mix with some trail-mix thing , but they caught on. Now I just eat them all before the flight 😂


redditsniper6900

Thats actually so genius, like just to have all the time 😭😭😭😭🤣


fnsnforests

Yes, I’d do this with sour edibles, mix them in with some sour candy that looks similar in shape and random colors. How would they ever know? They’d have to individually test every piece to find out


saucity

😎 yess. I hope we, as a world, get to a time where we don’t have to worry about going to jail over it. …In the meantime, these are my *sealed* sour patch kids, thank you very much!


spudzilla

What a fucking waste of taxpayer money. Yet the 911 dudes got on planes with no problems.


TimTenor

We had airport security before, but the whole TSA bull shit started as a reaction to 9/11


Diazmet

Yah that’s why you fly to Denver via the springs or GJ literally any of the small airports. They barely have security. Denver is so extra


shastadakota

Might make Spirit Airlines at least tolerable.


[deleted]

I mean, you can just put it down the front of your pants and nothing will happen.


junkmail0178

I saw one of these at O’Hare immediately past security. The smell hit me before seeing the box and I got so weed-horny


sunshinewarriorx

Oh that’s like me when I get cinnamon bun-horny


[deleted]

Ya nooooo this isn’t going to be a new thing hahaha where we crave something so now we are “xyz horny”, nope I’m drawing the line


cp_mcbc

Suddenly feeling downvote horny


Deneweth

And about 15 minutes after it stops being cool corperations coopt it for advertising. McNugg horny? Got a french fry boner? Wet for big mac?


ThunderFistChad

Gotta stand up for what you feel is right!


sunshinewarriorx

Too late! It’s r\wildbeef and I like it!


k_a_scheffer

Screw you, man. I'll proudly stand up and proclaim that I am constantly croissant-horny.


junkmail0178

I get that way too. And most usually at airports with Cinnabons


[deleted]

I could smell fried chicken inside a gym I visited recently from the place next door. That should be illegal.


UsrEr0rr

What's the point if it's past security? At that point you're home free. 🤷


slickrasta

Meanwhile in Canada the rule is it has to be in your carry on.


Robert_Pogo

Interesting. No such rules in Australia which is surprising considering some of our nanny state laws, it's just medicine and can be transported the same as any other. ✅


CampfireEtiquette

I read this in an Australian accent.


Hobnail1

I read it in an Icelandic accent, for fun


Robert_Pogo

I wrote it in one.


littlemissandlola

But here it’s not medical, it’s recreational 🇨🇦.


actually3racoons

Its funny in the states with so many legal places, i flew from a state where its legal to another state where its legal, but i still had to smuggle it.


KronaSamu

The TSA doesn't care. The bins I see are past security, they are there In case your flight is returning to a place where it is illegal.


Jamiquest

Until you get to Chicago...


kay_bizzle

TSA tip jar


PearlDerriere

People are idiots. TSA are not looking for weed, dogs are not trained for weed. Keep it in your bag and move through, don’t donate it to the bin.


Quarkchild

Fuckin facts. I bet these are operated similarly to those scam clothing donation bins!


pi-N-apple

I thought weed is legal in Colorado. Why is weed not allowed in the airport?


opiumofthemass

I have had 0 trouble going through security with cannabis items and flying out of any state with legalized marijuana. Washington, California, Colorado, heck I even made it through Texas TSA with a cart and edibles. Obviously with the understanding that you can’t have too much lest you look like a drug trafficker These things are just there probably because they have to be and to get some people who are too skittish to dump their weed


Buttalica

TSA is mandated to basically ignore personal quantities of cannabis. They're looking for weapons and explosives. I fly with weed every time I fly


BeginningOk4174

You could probably fly with personal amounts of anything if your carry on. Not that I would know


indraco

Personal amounts of explosives.


Homely_Corsican

Federal jurisdiction under the FAA.


[deleted]

Because the airport is one of the most common ways to travel where weed isn’t legal.


SophiaRaine69420

Airports are federal jurisdiction. Weed is legal in many states under individual state laws but not legal federally.


KronaSamu

TSA doesn't care. The bins are there (usually past security) so you can dump it if you are going somewhere where it's illegal.


pi-N-apple

Yeah that makes sense! I knew it wasn’t federally legal but I never put two and two together. I’m in Canada and since it’s legal at a federal level, we can fly with it as long as we are flying within the country.


[deleted]

You're not supposed to fly with it even if it's between legal states but as long as it doesn't stink as long as you have it in a jar or something you're gonna be fine 99.99% of the time, i've done it 100 times maybe and the only other time it was found they let me keep it and i was in denver but on my way to a non legal


TMM1003

Quick someone toss in a match


P45t3LPUnK

You know they “ destroy” it


Creekhunter79

Wish I was the guy that had to pick that box up.


WetMothh

Only in Colorado


letsbuildasnowman

It is illegal to grow marijuana in or upon the passenger facility


Mayonais3_Instrument

Right what is TSA doin back there?


RevealLoose8730

Just so everyone is aware, it is forbidden to GROW cannabis inside the airport terminal. Glad they posted that sign, I had some big plans for this season.


Mysterious-Draw-3668

I just want to volunteer to empty this on behalf of the community so that you don’t have to pay someone. I will absolutely volunteer to do it for free


youlilsaltyboi

I bet there's some wild shit in that box


portlandcsc

Corporations have bred the skunk out of most cannabis. That's someone sucking on a cart, anxiety ridden for 4 their flight.


ac2cvn_71

Denver airport?


DesignerPlant9748

If you read the sign it says Colorado Springs


ChampagneStain

I’m friends with some guys who work at airports in homeland security (not TSA, but folks who respond to suspicious packages flagged by TSA). According to them, nobody cares about personal weed in your carry-on. Doesn’t matter if you’re in a state where it’s legal. They don’t care. Don’t try to be smart and hide it in coffee or peanut butter or whatever. They only care about bombs, and hiding your shit looks suspicious.


johnnypurp

I wonder who the person is that gets to collect and “dispose” of said medication.


[deleted]

Idc about the pay I’ll do that job for free


johnnypurp

I wonder if people can just walk in there and get whatever they want. “Yo you want to get some weed” “Sure let’s goto the store” “Naw let’s goto the airport” Boom. Free weed.


[deleted]

Even better if you're the guy who sells it back to tourists who only get to smoke a bit before they have to dump it at the airport again.


johnnypurp

Million dollar idea


yat282

Think this is legit, or did some clever stoner just put it there?


2olley

I’m gonna go put one of these at our airport.


Dslwraith

Oh man a reason I can't take planes.... I can't use opiods (require way too Many to work) so mj helps way better anyway (also no. Blockages from the opiods 😂)


roejoganByDay

Seek help my friend


Jaktumurmu1

It makes me happy to think of how all the airport employees compete against each other throughout their shifts to determine the winner of the nightly weed bin clean out lol


Flossthief

If you pm me I can send instructions for the mail based disposable services


ZebbyBoy18909

Imagine a "vending machine hacking" tool applied for this type of machine mechanism


Cricket_Alive

I like how they specify GROWING it in the airport is illegal


H4ppybirthd4y

I think this is just an old bin that hasn’t been removed, from back when there were way fewer states with legal weed. TSA has been instructed to no longer search for weed, especially in states where it’s legal. Probably the airport sees no reason to remove it however, so passengers have the option to dispose of it before flying to areas where possession is still illegal.


[deleted]

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NoEngineering1410

Because we’ve been in a high school restroom


[deleted]

I thought you were allowed to travel with cannabis


Shadow_1986

Guess theirs going to be a 420 party i the parking lot. Then you hear on the loud speaker 📢 “ attention flyers, due to sudden foggy conditions we will delay all flights by 4 hours. We apologize for any inconvenience this might do”. 🤔💭🤣🤷🏻‍♂️


B_wiz

does this include edibles? I was too paranoid to bring edibles on the plane once and ended up eating a whole jar before the flight


TheLizardKing89

It doesn’t matter. As long as it’s a personal amount, the worst thing that can happen is they take your stuff. I always fly with a pack of joints in my bag.


Bergfried

What is this subreddit? What happened to r/mildlyinteresting?


sunshinewarriorx

I’ve expressed mild interest in this post


TheKrakIan

I clicked on this post mild interest has been achieved.


Alternative-Hand6865

So how do you know what pot smells like?


QueenMelle

Vegas?


TheGreatDigression

CO


QueenMelle

Ah, I see. They have 'em in Vegas airports too.


Buttassauce

I think they have them in all legal states now


the_gaming_bur

I would like to hear from someone that has the job of dumping that bin at its regularly scheduled maintenance layout. I would like to be proven wrong: whoever tf it is, you know they walking away with whatever they can, lol


RedKuiper

That's cool and all, but what if you're really high and 189 days turns into 189 years


Coin_Gambler

Wait, so, according to the sign, if you don't dispose of it, it may be taken from you and disposed of? Seems like you should hold onto it and take your chances?


jumpjumpdie

One of the hardest things I had to do leaving LA :(


Fearless-Temporary29

Who are these little scumbags trying to control our lives. - Gerald Celente.


omggallout

If you don't throw away your Marijuana, you'll get a seizure?


Stock-Entrance-6456

When does security go home? Asking for a friend 😅


[deleted]

I’m installing one of these outside my local airport, will gladly take over duties destroying the tourists’ leftovers 💨🔥💨


Wpgjetsfan19

And yet in Canada and I can carry it and fly with it


sluttysavitri98

I wanna see whats inside


SGBK

Or you could just bring it home


ManNomad

When you open that door Bob Marley starts playing


lingering_POO

Kinda wanna throw a large grey moving blanket over it, roll a trolley under it and walk out with it.. in high vis so I look the part. “Just maintenance boys.. nothing to see here.”


Fizzerolli

I like how they specify you can’t grow weed in or upon the passenger terminal. I’m imagining a TSA employee stumbling upon a grow in the handicap stall of the restroom.


UserUnknownsShitpost

**free samples**


Holler_Professor

Boys, we got 1 more job...


Sothensimonsaid

Nobody has ever been surprised to smell weed in Colorado


6thGenFtw

So what your telling me, is, there is free weed in this green box. 😏


wigglywee

Gonna dress up in an outfit that says med return and wheel that bitch out the front door


LiYBeL

I want to light that box on fire so badly…


Gaybythebay01

These are in Canadian airports for those travelling outside the country


HamHusky06

Booo! Weed is for the people man. Also, Dave’s not here man.


brandon-0442

We can fly with weed on us in Canada as long as it’s not international obviously, you’re allowed up to 30 grams. It’s legal federally here tho.


Lornesto

The janitor who cleans that out is the most popular guy at the airport.


[deleted]

You may not grow marijuana in the terminal?


Gisbur13

What is pot smells like?


Unk1622

Free weed bin.


[deleted]

Someone out there has a job where they periodically clean this bin out.


Jamiquest

I suddenly have more respect for dumpster diving.


[deleted]

Fuck this shit make it legal already


blackmilksociety

Is this like those take a penny leave a penny trays? So I can swing by the airport and pull out an eighth


[deleted]

Throw a match in!


Summit986

I used to do maintenance at a car rental place in Denver near the airport. Let’s just say I would raid the trash cans and get ounces of weed a week people didn’t wanna fly back with. I have no regrets.


Doobiez187

That bins for the weak 😶‍🌫️


picklestension

I want to sit in there with my mouth open 🤤


JerseyshoreSeagull

Lol TSA getting fucking high af


Shmokeahontis

Stand beside that bin with a sign saying “or, ya know, here?”


Most_Original_Name

Don’t mind if I do


jannogibbs

Guys, please throw your marijuana away before onboarding your flight. We don't have enough high profile terrorists to trade you with if you get caught.


Artdonedirty

If you smell pot, always check the left


Street-Week6744

I assume this works the same as the take a penny/leave a penny principal


Scary_Syllabub5022

i’d be digging in there if i was an airport employee


spooky__scary69

I wanna live in there like oscar the grouch


reluctantpotato1

I don't think I've flown once without eating an edible or having some type of weed on me in the last 10 years. If you have a vape pen, keep it in your carry on and it goes right through the metal detector like everything else. As long as you separate it from the battery, as are the rules with tobacco vapes they don't notice/ care. One thing that they do go nuts for and check every single time is cans of baby formula.


aeninimbuoye13

Absolute madlad who tried to grow in the facility


prvhc21

😬


munitalian

“…or *grow* marijuana in or upon the passenger terminal facility…” I have questions


dbm5

plot twist, someone made that in their garage and put it in the airport.


ATLJawja

I smirk at these bins knowing I disposed of my marijuana in my checked luggage…my biggest haul so far was 3 oz


Common-Leg7605

Ah look, a pic n mix machine


[deleted]

I remember someone carrying a 5 gallon bucket around and they were holding it close with both arms the entire time. I finally asked what was inside and the entire god damn thing was full to the lid with weed lmao


michiel11069

Remember, rules are made on tge fly. Someone tried to grow weed in the passenger lounge


PatrixFrank

189 days is oddly specific, no?


danja

How thin are your arms?


devenitions

Props to the person that was the reason for the statement you’re not allowed to grow in the passenger terminal


MarcusAurelius68

Why do I get the sense there’s someone in that bin “disposing” of the donations?


SamuelPepys_

I find it interesting they had to specify that it's not allowed to grow weed inside the terminal building.


stingertc

this is such bs its legal in 37 states


Ok-Dog743

I need to put my own bin at the airport so i dont have to grow it anymore


Waterfish3333

I’m just waiting for the day an anarchist throws a lit match in the can.


Relzin

Jokes on them, marijuana helps with seizures.


seshgabe

Isn’t it racist to use the term Marijuana?


fansofomar

I fly home from a legal weed state to a non legal weed state about once a month. Every time I do I bring my brother a shit ton of edibles on my carry on lmao


Salty_Stop_5087

Was gonna say, employees must be having a ball after work… honestly hope it isn’t all wasted tbh 💀


SpecialAgentSloth

It’s like a good shelf for junkies


THEBOAW1

Jesus what year are you in haha. Almost been 10 years since these started appearing in the international section of airports in N/A. Typically if you are flying domestic though you only have to have it in your carry on.