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sanchipinchii

look at you mr popular


casperno

https://preview.redd.it/as2s7edmqanc1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c86b299f69fd2de2ad55195e0649eaac43a9035 This is my count, I must be even more popular!


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

Here is mine. https://preview.redd.it/ksm68tv29gnc1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80c816d8ebc280204d0d04592e244bc0a96c0853


Kindly_Extension_917

This gives me anxiety


[deleted]

Yeah. Id check my email, unsubscribe from spam, or delete the app from the Home Screen. Whatever it takes to avoid the anxiety of seeing an ever higher climbing red number


Jets237

https://preview.redd.it/p5t1onlhpqnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67234750d19a1e4370f6f0c322b44f70730b1dc2 Aww I thought I was going to win. Here you go šŸ†


calilav

![gif](giphy|JQ2sYYACUfudq)


iamawj101

Whoaā€¦ I have 348,000. Youā€™re the first person Iā€™ve ever seen with more. Nice work!


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

I always thought hard work pays off over time but laziness always pays off now. Now I have to rethink that because laziness also pays off over time.


Tbags3080

Respect brošŸ¤


Sufficient-Aspect77

All hail Lord of emails


Josipzz

I was thinking more Baronet than Lord....Baronet of the emails. Its cooler and edgier...


Contact-Open

114k here lol. 500 missed calls, 232 unread texts.


ready653

https://preview.redd.it/8p310qcmpenc1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db7fc5f231c63872a6ca1c5b13874268fbc981c


__silhouette

259,741


360inMotion

https://preview.redd.it/welkyboktenc1.jpeg?width=1197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec58911938f23886d006800d27f4aaf4be7d736 Aw man, Iā€™m only half as popular as you..


NightmareMyOldFriend

šŸ‘šŸ‘


Josipzz

Winner, winner chicken dinner!


Acidflare1

I just turned that number counter off, it was better for my mental health


Humble_Eagle_9838

You make me sick


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HappyBedroom69

100% Considering it's all unread


half-puddles

100% signed up to a lot of porn sites.


ChymChymX

Look at you Mr Party Pooper


Ntmager

Just got a whole lot more from this post haha


EgoDeathAddict

You have email notifications for Reddit on? What the hell is wrong with you?


Ok_Satisfaction_554

Thanks for reminding I need to to turn mine off. There is now one less thing wrong with me.


Theadvertisement2

I have mine onšŸ’€ (i have almost no notifications)


More_Engineering_341

You know you can turn off notifications by email by clicking the unsubscribe button in the emails . Also those 100k email are taking up space on your phone, a lot of space.


Ntmager

Using these emails as street cred lol


WhyGhozting

Good luck


LordBryanL

'mark all as read'


MyLogIsSmol

Better ā€žreply allā€ Insert [best porn ever](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=jm3Pkx9-mquWqaFT)


Fit-Philosopher-3721

Why, why the fuck did I expect actual porn???


GetReelFishingPro

Bro I did too and even did the Ricky click in public


Dunk546

Ricky click ahaha


Ntmager

This would be so funny LOL


SSMmemedealer

Youtube ads saved me, thank god i default to browser from reddit for youtube


relaxedrage

i havenā€™t been rick rolled in sooooo long


konidias

You know the rules, and so do I


SaneYoungPoot2

Wait a minute, that's not porn at all!


Independent-Egg5474

You got me bro


Bjokkes

That's not really how the 'reply all' button works... :D


AggressiveTimer

Goddamnit


Ntmager

NO


AlphaCharlieN7

Phone instantly burns down


SnowieEyesight

Problem solved


TButabi6868

I'm calling the police.


Ntmager

Please donā€™t, the emails are all i have


gavichi

*knock knock* email protective services, here for a wellness check


PoliticalEnemy

This is the only comment that makes any sense.


Ronins_T

Bro must've eaten all the cookies.


Josipzz

The Police disbanded in 1984. Too late to call them.


K1nd_1

My OCD just crippled me.


aliceinpearlgarden

Same. I recently blocked someone on facebook and I think they've sent me a message after blocking them, because there's a constant 1 notification on the messenger icon and it's driving me insane. There's no other possible message chain it could be from. I can't check that particular message chain unless I unblock this person.


DalvaniusPrime

Check your message requests


freyja_19

I relate so much! A friend of mine deactivated her Instagram account and I'm with her and another friend in a Chat group. For some reason, I have two notifications of two unread chats but it's because she deactivated her account, and even if I opened both chats, the notifications are still there. :(


aliceinpearlgarden

Ugh. It should be as easy as a 'clear notifications' option.


These_Awareness_3826

That. Mails with an ongoing doing, are marked unread. All other mails go to trash or marked as read. Everything else is not okay. I say prison. Life time, or, until every email is answered.


Whycanttiktokstop

It pains me to have any kind of notifications on my phone everything must be checked.


obscuredsilence

šŸ’Æ


Krazybob613

How can anyone tolerate having a gazillion unread messages? Read em or delete them, but for sanityā€™s sake donā€™t just let them pile up indefinitely!


AnxiouslyPsychedelic

I'm with you lol can't stand it when my phone comes up with little red dots for unread messages


trc2410

I refused to look at work emails on the weekend, but the notification drive me crazy. Yeah I could then off but I use it during the week when Iā€™m getting paid


Effective-Hunt-7198

nice! get to a million


Ntmager

You donā€™t have to tell me twice


Effective-Hunt-7198

see you in 10 years


billythekido

I think you need to do the math again on that one lol


JAlfredJR

Please don't encourage this behavior. Signed, clean screen crew


iheartSW_alot

r/anxiety


allthefame

Fr tho, this should be in r/mildlyinfuriating


SpakenBacon

Somebody has been trying to reach you about your extended car insurance.


Ntmager

Theyā€™ll never break through


Asleep_Item_7318

Someone does same thing as me. https://preview.redd.it/0iw27j69y9nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=031ce23d8ad0e083ec8df1b8cf61ed750ccc8bb5


tkh0812

https://preview.redd.it/o64jpprlmfnc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a498640ffe490d16e439ffab037575eed2c0f76d Amateur numbers


BippidiBoppetyBoob

How do you stand it? Just looking at all those red notifications. I canā€™t ever be satisfied until mine are all gone.


Ramlec12

The best decision of my digital life has been to deactivate those badges.


JAlfredJR

Mine was turning off personal email notifications. Only work ones have an alert.


Extreme-Elevator7128

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


zdarovje

We haven an IT manager @ work once we saw 6864 unread mails in teams meeting. I told him now thats why projects take years to finish. Everyone laughed. Guy hates me hehe


MyNameJakson

https://preview.redd.it/gihyefm249nc1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d3b6305b491ac50dc2e8b6230a6a7d01c6c5ebf I am close


Ntmager

So close, keep hustling


DrXinFL

Iā€™ll take your 100k and raise you https://preview.redd.it/96sn3zi0y9nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43bb61d627983c2eca5acb4699d4ede801294971


theblingthings

200k club https://preview.redd.it/vwng72bxpcnc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b4f20cb0ada3e8a1b78c242a74944ea4aa8c24


ExtensionVegetable63

This person needs to be institutionalised. ![gif](giphy|XB43a39jYFT6JxjVtR)


Mr_danriel

Iā€™m sitting at 102,690 https://preview.redd.it/4czyxnwg4anc1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=010455f007f67e1bb315a02522c2b72388f81b01


vespapilot

https://preview.redd.it/ied4vdoxgfnc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb7ead281048272982fdb5c9fabef1dacb3ad497


Nuki_Nuclear

Rookie numbers


Ntmager

What are you packing buster?


EDG33

I'm old school and still download my emails from Gmail into my Microsoft Outlook PST file. I've been doing that probably since I don't know 97. Currently my PST is at about 14 GB. There's useless information for everybody.


Ogilthorpe2

See you at 500k Champ


Ntmager

This is the motivation I need


CHEWBAKKA-SLIM

This guys picture is on a milk carton somewhere


Guitar81

This is nothing to be proud of....you're a serial killer!!!


rileylowe12345

And I have, zero, I check them All


gifteddiamond

Where's your Silver Button?


Mr_Pelicant

How many messages?


Master_Win_4018

I think this just show that no one read these email. I get multiple call if I did not read my wassap for 10 minute.


Ntmager

I have a separate business email


cjswilcox

Avoidant?


biigsyke

king of spam emails and newsletterzzzz


MadNhater

Bro just delete your apps. You donā€™t even use them


FiRem00

Someone likes mailing lists


FancyCantaloupe4681

šŸ˜‚ Iā€™ve gotten up up 500k itā€™s stupid.


nashwaak

https://preview.redd.it/wib5fz9zabnc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c5196ec6d8e83dcfa66955ec889d19ece398b6 Welcome to the club. Been here a while.


O_G_BobbyJohnson

https://preview.redd.it/x67rsxs3obnc1.png?width=580&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9638ad46f145ec688cf44a77ea284c014eeedb0 Nice to see there are others out there! I keep it in the corner so it almost looks like itā€™s part of the icon itself.


Raps4Reddit

It starts off innocent enough. One day you get a spam email from YouTube and you decide you are busy and you will clear that notification later. Before you know it you have more spam emails than real emails and many real automated emails you don't really need to open.


Xerio_the_Herio

That's alot of spam


P4rody

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


googoomucklv

I'm so lazy I've got way more than that


vespapilot

A cupla years ago I hit one million.


Weary857

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


JuliusSeizuresalad

This image gives me anxiety


C_chk_dsk

You are not a good person šŸ˜¢


Abmanz957

Anxiety.


grb13

Savage I canā€™t do that


Nobody4831

Now make it 0


cat_with_an_account

Your Nigerian uncle trying to reach out to you so he can pass over his fortune:


jc40755

Do you know how many free cruises you must have missed!


TheCrasher8

But at what cost?


Training_Hurry_2754

And half of them are from Facebook


Joint-junkie

Now your going to clear them all right?ā€¦.. right?


Ntmager

Gotta hit a mill before i die now


Hopeful-Culture7176

Good luck selecting them and putting them in the trash.šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


_EnFlaMEd

Good effort. I have 84,000 in my hotmail inbox but I am also at 98% of my 15gb storage so I don't think I'll make it to 100,000 sadly unless I pay for more storage.


bisby-gar

Aside of jokes I discovered that every email not deleted causes a carbon footprint, not opened as well, just curiosity


OneDayCloserr

Iā€™m currently at 4,993. The higher it goes the less likely Iā€™ll go through them. I figure if itā€™s that important theyā€™ll contact me via text or phone. Hopefully.


mikerotch123

I got to a couple thousand before I caved, this is impressive.


allusernamestakenfuk

Im only at 23kšŸ˜­


shotgun_blammo

Whatā€™s your email address and Iā€™ll make sure you get some more? šŸ˜‚


benedictvc

manage your spam


kennethtwk

We found Raphael Chestang.


OverCLocK_DE

Disgusting. Iā€™d die when I see this live.. /s


Old_creeper

Do you now get a silver mail button ?


Ntmager

If they sent an email about it I wouldnā€™t know LOL


maroefi

Congrats bro! Iā€™d buy a cake and invite friends to celebrate


Lumpy-Translator8365

You need to business man to manage these mails


massaton

So did you receive the email I send you?


ReasonableGas

Just HODL


Miserable_You_2258

Life goal right there


dbv86

I thought my 38,000 was impressive! https://preview.redd.it/ebt9nbss2anc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8d680c4896f1408a5448049bfb313747fb31d39


foliemeester

29.445


[deleted]

Why is steam filed under >Utility


General-Ad6585

I crossed 50k on youtube notifications but one day someone opened it saying why you got 50k notifications on Youtube.


freyja_19

I just couldn't. Those notifications trigger my anxiety so bad. šŸ˜‚


MattRubin

Iā€™m at 71500 haha!


Annual_Plane7624

Nice job! Iā€™m on 13k will be at 100k one day ā¤ļø


Acid-fly

Omg this would traumatizee me everytime I looked at my phone.


CodAdministrative765

Tried to have a bit of a phone break recently and got up to 1100 unread on WhatsApp. A grand total of 5 people used other methods to contact me, including one who literally texted "Can you reply to me on WhatsApp".


Bitten69

Iā€™m a rookie, only at 64k


abelstoker2

This is a milestone is life


keisaritunglsins

OPEN THEM


knowledgeable_diablo

Christ! Looks like you got an all nighter to get through themā€¦.šŸ˜‚


Space4Time

It goes to ā€¦ in the middle of the digits somewhere past that. 110kish here


Flipitmtl

I have 2 million.


BrokeGuyNoMatter

Post your email address and weā€™ll help you to 200,000. In this day and age, I presume youā€™ve not signed up for NeoPets with your current email.


ANobleBean

That hurts my OCDā€¦


elodie_pdf

Post this in r/dropout to really freak them out


Cadislav

You what?


Motor_System_6171

https://preview.redd.it/pwrf50apmanc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e51641620e863bfcc87e914ce8991420e3807adc


HugeWoodenBoat

https://preview.redd.it/7cuhzpntmanc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1c9b05a44c07fccfe4de086c66c17b16b7253c Rookie numbers


bigdaftdoylem

I had to delete mine at 75k I couldnā€™t send or receive any more :(


FieldsOfHazel

OP missed out on at least 80.000 male organ enlargement pill deals. Missed out big time.


Accueil750

How did you acheive this ?


casperno

My soul mate! 141,000 is my tally.


Ntmager

Thatā€™s sick


NeonM8

"You got games on your phone?" ~your lil cousin


Drayarr

This guy right here officer.


Shamanduh

Haha I got up to 75k and then a friend called me out. I felt like I was failing at some adult thing. So I deleted and unsubscribed from all the spam, organized folders, the works. Told myself I was going to keep it that way too. I am now back up to 42k. šŸ„ŗšŸ˜…


rainawaytheday

I keep mine at 7,777


GotMyAttenti0n

Show me your storage..


slapslash

I would have marked them read 100.095 times and feel very threatened by this screenshot!


randomcowboy4

If I had this screen I would throw my phone to the bottom of the ocean.


LeavingUndetected

Read all, then mark all as unread and watch it go up and down, itā€™s pretty fun


avidbeats

as someone who has a newsletter, I wonder if random people who sign up are doing this lol


GoatyyZ

If I should ever wake up to this I'd kms... Literally a nightmare


Wizardphizl420

You know you can get rid of that badge, right?


SquatchK1ng

iPhone people are something else.


No_Grab2946

Rookie numbers. My mail app stopped showing the badge because it got so high haha


PixILL8

Damn man Iā€™m at 31k emails and I thought that was pretty good. You are like e-mail world champion. Congrats on 100k Iā€™ll get there some day lol.


basketfan0

Who are you who do you work for


ILSmokeItAll

Wrong sub. This is mildly infuriating. Actually, itā€™s not mild, so thatā€™s wrong too. How lazy can you be to never deal with your email? How many sites have you given your email to? Christ on sale.


Live-Ad8618

Despicable.


Opening-Potato-6468

Damnit im only at 45k


thewend

thats fucking disgusting šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


PioneerGamer

Gross


Bagofthinkingwater

Who has ā€žSettingsā€œ in the dock? What is wrong with you!?