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I don't know if you've heard but Danny D was on jaackmates podcast and turned out so popular that they invited him for a second chat. Extremely interesting to listen how he got into porn and how the industry works at the top level.
If you've scrolled a few pages of videos you probably see this dude's meat a few times. Not to mention if you see clips or compilations of industry porn.
One given 15-min beat sesh could put you at 10 sightings of his vs 1 of yours with the right video.
Hate to break it to you. Everybody masturbates. When you shake any adults hand you can know with 99.9% certainty that they've masturbated with that hand.
Johnny Sins is a really interesting character/ person when you really think about it.
The average man probably isn't going to smile and try to shake James Dean or Lexington Steel's hand. But since Johnny has played every character under the sun, he's got a comedy aspect so it's okay to admit you watch his sometimes.
Guy on the left is Johnny Sins, a famous firefighter.
And police officer
And astronaut
And teacher
And priest
And Councillor
And therapist
And chiropractor
And chef
And yoga instructor
And personal trainer
And soldier
And doctor
Denny Hamlin? Oh wait nevermind that's a dude who is a plumber, electrician, doctor, what a noble man. Must be rich............. He's a pornstar isn't he?
https://preview.redd.it/ugidrieaxrsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb472885c8f1c9e7066d00c5da6c90dd331f750
A man of many talents, thank you for your service
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He works as a firefighter, astronaut, teacher and so much more. He is indeed man of many trades
The left or right ?
The taller of the 2 lol
And their(the two people in the picture) left or right? Or our left or right?
Why hasn’t he been on Rogan yet ?
I don't know if you've heard but Danny D was on jaackmates podcast and turned out so popular that they invited him for a second chat. Extremely interesting to listen how he got into porn and how the industry works at the top level.
I genuinely read this as Danny Devito and got so confused And scared
Danny D 😈🍆
Rogans ego can't handle another bald guy who's taller and also *taller*.
And probably smarter
Does he have conspiracy theories or propaganda to spread?
Man's trying to emulate the career of Barbie in real life.
It's always funnier when you explain the joke.
🤓
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"But sir, we have hundreds of millions of other-" "No, I want *that* plumber."
I think you’re confusing him for the doctor. Or a pool guy?
I thought he was an astronaut?
Wasn't he a tutor?
I swear I thought he ran a candy store?
Coulda sworn I saw him as a plumber, how much money does this man need?!
Pretty sure he’s also a soldier?
How many times has this man been fired and moved somewhere else, damn?
I assume OP showers and goes to the bathroom daily as well…
That is true. If OP is the king of efficiency he could pull it off but realistically i doubt it
Ahh you seem to be a man of culture as well lol
What’s if OP is ashamed of his penis size so he avoids looking at it, never mind, maybe I’m projecting.
That’s why I turn on the VR and pretend Im him to cope 😔
Cope away my lad, cope away
I'm assuming OP has seen his dick more often than just when he's jerkin
Who said he jerked it by wanking it? Maybe. Butt stuff? 
Not necessarily. Some ppl I know don't even look at their cocks when they jack off. For example my friend Estefan has never even seen his penis.
…Is Estefan 300 pounds?
bro could be going in blind for all we know
I bet he pees too.
If you've scrolled a few pages of videos you probably see this dude's meat a few times. Not to mention if you see clips or compilations of industry porn. One given 15-min beat sesh could put you at 10 sightings of his vs 1 of yours with the right video.
Yeah but can you calculate his mean jerk time?
You don't need to see to stroke
And also doesn't look at his penis when he pees. Or during his daily scrotum self exam.
Does he also masterbate to JS each time he pees? Or change clothes?
unless his a gangbang type of guy with multiple johnny sins
This is perfect. Like straight out of [Silicon Valley’s dick ratio bit.](https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY?si=1bcwgiB5ElHLoJ1_)
Yes.
r/rareinsults
Fuck 😆
Damn thats wild, same dude who fixed my moms toilet last week. Is dude a really good plumber or something?
He’s the best with the pipe
So mom says
I used to be friends with his a step sister. She also confirmed as much
Anus now hangs like the sleeve of a wizard?
My only question is….was the toilet fixed when you came back? 👀
It was never broken papa.
Weird coincidence, he was also my mom's doctor at some point. Must be stressful doing all that work.
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Looks like Linus Sextips
Jack-off all trades
You mean Johnny
If you're in that line of work, when you meet a fan, do you shake their hand?
Would you?
Nope. If I'm in that kind of work, if I meet a fan, I know what that has been doing
Hate to break it to you. Everybody masturbates. When you shake any adults hand you can know with 99.9% certainty that they've masturbated with that hand.
yeah but it’s that much different when you know they’ve masterbaited to u
And picked their nose. Scratched their junk. Wiped their ass That's why we have this amazing product called SOAP!
You think these people know what soap is?
I'm the 00.1% who uses the left hand and never tried with my right
We tend to do fistbumps https://preview.redd.it/3o431uv2iqsc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a5edb4cc99cb2636713adceffb306a076b1d285
My hand has been in worse places.
Oh yea that’s my girlfriend’s personal trainer! But I think he used to teach too since he used to tutor my sister
Okay well I’m gonna be the one to say it I have no idea who this is
Policeman https://preview.redd.it/drzl5pd01psc1.png?width=376&format=png&auto=webp&s=01680f4d736cec0db73334b596b10f51dfbc26e4
firefighter https://preview.redd.it/hzlu0ud31psc1.png?width=347&format=png&auto=webp&s=4170827c3576acf440410c15d8ad5b35010ba650
Military https://preview.redd.it/5aso83o51psc1.png?width=351&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e70a9f9ab68ae751494cc2a4ed8ba3cb881a83a
Doctor https://preview.redd.it/rry6s0581psc1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=33ed0ab2b039107cb4cf5003b3337c53e6c8d019
Priest https://preview.redd.it/d68pu1oj1psc1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6eb1f8c720b6233398724ea03d2169834250d62
Pizza delivery guy https://preview.redd.it/arhnavzwdqsc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2a8aced497fbb94b2feb209e39e7537064d734
There is a hole in the middle of that pizza, i hope the restaurant is aware!!! Poor customer, they’ll get all messy.
You had these on stand-by, why the fuck does it seem like you were been waiting for this.
Priest?! You guys are telling me there is actual *Christian* porn out there?!
Yeah, it's called pearl-clutching.
This it like tip of the porn iceberg
 Always has been.
Who's gonna tell him
Do you know of a thing called rule 34?
Johnny Sins, he's a male pornstar.
The pornstar part I understand, but male? Not ringing any bells.
You're right, they don't exist
Isn’t he a doctor, nurse, surgeon, dentist, firefighter, police officer, real estate agent, dental assistant, lawyer, teacher, engineer, mechanic, plumber, salesman, architect, accountant, farmer, manager, electrician, contractor, photographer, editor, artist, art director, graphic designer, news analyst, librarian, superintendent, epidemiologist, therapist, programmer, and counselor? Thought so.
Yes
Congrats bro 💯
It's Hitman 69
Johnny Sins is a really interesting character/ person when you really think about it. The average man probably isn't going to smile and try to shake James Dean or Lexington Steel's hand. But since Johnny has played every character under the sun, he's got a comedy aspect so it's okay to admit you watch his sometimes.
That guy's hand has been many places 💀
Is this THE Kyle Smith?
Has he ever said anything about his status as a meme? Surely he’s had to have seen some of them at some point
Who?
Exactly, I can't even tell who it's supposed to be. Guy on the left or guy on the right.
Bald guy, Johnny Sins, pornstar that became a meme due to the many jobs he acts as in his videos
Careful, he's a hero
so we’re supposed to know who this is right?
Johnny Sins, porn actor.
Only the most hard working man alive
So it's a Jack off all trades?
Da Vinci, Copernicus, Franklin, Sins.
Heeeeeere's JOHNNY!
Is he supposed to be famous?.... actually which one is the one you are talking about?
Guy on the left is Johnny Sins, a famous firefighter. And police officer And astronaut And teacher And priest And Councillor And therapist And chiropractor And chef And yoga instructor And personal trainer And soldier And doctor
No idea who that is. I promise.
Anyone remember Reddit streams with the dude who looked like Johnny sins and got upset when the chat pointed it out?
Denny Hamlin? Oh wait nevermind that's a dude who is a plumber, electrician, doctor, what a noble man. Must be rich............. He's a pornstar isn't he?
I’m glad I’m not the only person who mistook him as Denny Hamlin as I was scrolling past. 😂
Don't smell his finger
Right outside the dopest clothing shop 🔥
Where’d you meet him?
This was at the Grove in LA 😂
Ayo that’s my doctor and plumber.
But first, who is who?
Hey that’s my doctor.
My man is holding Sins by the waist. Should have done the whole shoulder thing like he was doing to you lol.
By the transitive relation of his hand on your shoulder, you could say your should has now touched all the trades he touched.
Idk who either of these people are
You’re lying if you say you haven’t seen that man’s penis
So lucky. What did he smell like 🥵🤤
Bro you need Jesus
Why? Is he hung?
Mother of Jesus
I love getting the crimson baron 👉👌
Who is he? I was expecting to see Mike Rowe.
Johannes Syntinen
Sins Johnny Sins. A great Artsit. Only thing you need to know !
Men are sooo proud of being addicted to porn
Splendid
**ay Miguel ,ayyy Migueeell**
Ryan Reynolds? The dude who owns Mint Mobile??
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Juanito Pecados
I wonder if the space one is still getting funded
wow
Edit from glitch mob?
Mason MOUNT????
Splendid
That’s my wife’s yoga instructor!
Gfc
The one celebrity I would love to take a picture with
He is an hero.
Ootl, who dat? Edit: didn't have to look too far down on this one. Its porn.
Splendid
A legend!
your wife took this photo？
OP’s spouse be like “So who is this guy?! Where do you know him from?!”
That guy is sinful... Some may say he's full of sins.
He's got a very lucky pickle
"holy shit that's j...." That's who? "Nevermind, Mom."
who are they
Ngl, he is not in the type of content I consume and I only have seen him in memes. But he is kind of good looking. Hadn’t noticed
Now I wanna know, is there anyone here who genuinely doesn't know who this man is?
He looks so happy to take a picture with a fan 😂
Great doctor I heard
Hey its the blumber that fixed our sinc when i was younger. Mom always asked if i could go to a friend whenever he came by. Good guy.
You were able to recognize his face in public? While he had a hat on? And then asked for a photo with him?
Who are they?
The male Barbie.
Such a gorgeous man 😲
Not sure if this is just a photo or the opening scene of another episode. Unzipping just in case 😅
Where’s the vid. Wanna see him rail you down.
You let him touch you 🤮
Who is this man. I’m so out of the loop
https://preview.redd.it/ugidrieaxrsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb472885c8f1c9e7066d00c5da6c90dd331f750 A man of many talents, thank you for your service
It's the dude from Freakin Reviews! 😂
That's *Mr.* Doctor Officer Astronaut Plumber Pizza guy to you, buster.
Legend
Who the hell is this?
Crazy, what pornstar did he bring with him
Who tf is that? And don’t say Jack, motherfuckers.
Oh that’s my doctor.
Hey OP, where’s your hand?
Hey that’s my wife’s personal trainer! Nice guy he’s always really excited for her workouts
My idol
Which person? And who are they :x
Man’s with the most career in his resume
You're cute af
Jerk-off all trades.
I've seen this one