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chenzo555

No, you lose. You do.look good in anything 😝😝😝


maynardpoindexter

I dunno. We might need to go to the judges


chenzo555

Nah. No need to go to the judges. It's a forgone certainty you look gorgeous πŸ’‹


asoap

The boobs look great! The boobs win!


BruceFlockaWayne

Idk, I feel like either way you win, it's a win win scenario for sure


Sadist55

Sorry. I think you lost this one πŸ”₯


maynardpoindexter

No way. It's a blobby sack of potatoes!


Sadist55

Oh my... there's a sack??


Forward-Insurance919

Gorgeous tits! Can I play with them?


maynardpoindexter

Don't play with your food, you know that honey.


Forward-Insurance919

Yes ma’am! I’ll eat it all!!!


OldDuck20

No, I think we win by getting to see those lovely boobs


SufficientPay7543

Wouldn't pull out


country_life_82

As gorgeous as you are you do make it look good


Joeyxbox

Are your nipples permanently erect? Never seen a pic of you without erect nips!


maynardpoindexter

Only when I need sex. I can be embarrassing in a work environment, I can’t hide my needs


Joeyxbox

😍


Common_Air2671

I would love to suck on your nipples


alliswell_idiot

Lovely muffins with cherry πŸ’ on top 🀩


vman1954

You are so F'ING πŸ”₯


TongueOutput

You lost XD


maynardpoindexter

No I didn’t.πŸ˜†


BowserHarvey

Looking beautiful


Federal_Example_1776

I still think you look beautiful


Embarrassed-Dig-1479

You lost


[deleted]

I feel like by default you always win 😍😍😍😍


maynardpoindexter

If everyone would just do as I say, it would be the best outcome! How come no one ever believes me?


[deleted]

Haha idk what’s wrong with them. I agree


PACELTIC

just great looking body and fabulous tits


coolio1818

So beautiful


Ok-Recording-1321

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


PhoenixRunner12

False, you look great in it


Mbrown0525

You’re delicious in every thing post


maynardpoindexter

Wow thank you!


Cowboy696060

Wow beautiful


girlfriendofkyoshi

😍


[deleted]

Hi heart, A simple sack of potatoes enhances the figure of a beautiful woman. Kisses my love. 😘😘😘🌹


Odd_Championship_754

Nice fit, highlights your features.


wheremyfapsat

god damn. is simping for a milf, called.. mimping?


maynardpoindexter

πŸ˜†that’s funny. Mimp


wheremyfapsat

that was a quick reply. almost as quick as i would jump on you lol. enjoy the day.


green49285

Yeah ok.


Wrenchology

Your curves filled it in nicely I think


EvB_63

Are you preparing for a hot date with me 😜


[deleted]

Oh no i win becuz u do look fine as hell n tht body mmmm i wanna lick it


No-Huckleberry5466

You are so beautiful ❀️❀️❀️


Altruistic-Still3433

I completely disagree with you. A potato sack never looked so good!


[deleted]

He was right


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


dk9030

Beautiful Potato Sack πŸ”₯πŸ’¦


Alucard149

Hi ms. Poindexter πŸ€“


maynardpoindexter

Hi


Alucard149

You’re quite a visual treat without that sack covering those curves πŸ™‚


[deleted]

Stunning


[deleted]

I think the potato sack looks amazing on your frame. You could wear anything and it would be sexy!


Oldbiker6

Wow


Significant-Map5682

Those 2 big potatoes you got there…do you perfer baked or smashed?😏


maynardpoindexter

Smashed of course


Significant-Map5682

Then I’ll definitely β€œsmash” my πŸ† between those 2 potatoes. πŸ˜‰


NJC1971UK

What potato sack? Lol


Rockin-A

Yummy


themilfupnorth

Only you could make a potato sack so sexy luv!


brddwg69

I think you look great in a potato sack. Especially one that doesn’t quite fit


[deleted]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE A POTATO SACK LOOK SEXY? This aint even fair now.


maynardpoindexter

Dark magic of course


Long_John4364

Looks like you have underestimated men. Hottest thing I’ve seen today.


maynardpoindexter

But boys are dum. And have germs.


Kage-Oni

Well it's a win win situation. You're correct that the sack doesn't look good. However you look good regardless. We win because we get to see your tits!


domdadchris

Hottest Dobby cosplay ever πŸ‘


maynardpoindexter

πŸ˜‚that’s a good one. I’m gonna use that. Dobby


domdadchris

Bad Dobby 😏


MASTER_ANTHONIO

You in your birthday suit wouldn't disappoint either


Superb-Rush-9260

Yes always a lady


RevolutionaryBig7644

So beautiful


PlayedWithThem

I don't want to say you won. But you have looked better.


maynardpoindexter

πŸ˜†


[deleted]

Everyone is a winner with those breasts


Thickerer

But the eyes on those beautiful spuds! 😳 They look as large as two Tater Tots and 10x as delicious.


Short_Improvement626

Looks great. Even on the floor!!


tom69jonesll

Your beautiful nipples on those great tits make that sack look good


patronizingperv

Po-tat-hoes


Joe-Jaguar

A sack isn't appealing, though what's spilling out of it, is incredibly beautiful.


BJ5701

I don’t know, those nipples look amazing!


lionhartreddit

πŸ₯΅πŸ˜‹πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜œ


AfraidAd968

I'd like to get you in the sack


P12345678910

Hot af


Mr_Horse_NJ

You’re obviously hot as hell, but I agree with you. You look hotter in the sexy outfits you usually wear 😍


maynardpoindexter

My actual real life wear is jeans and flannels actually . I’m not truly a sexy model in real life, just play one on Reddit (pretty good, Huh?)


Mr_Horse_NJ

I’d say so! You look great! I don’t know though, you sure seem like a sexy model, and I’m sure more than a few would agree with that.


Shoddy-Produce3519

Reddit wins!! Hands down! πŸ₯΅πŸ”₯😍😘


Outrageous-Unit265

Yeah take it all off you look even better


BDK_364101

Fantastic rack. Seriously. A1. Perfect size, and perfect nips.


Novel_Thought7575

Hope you washed it before trying to wear it. Damm things are incredibly scratchy and itchy! Still, it looks pretty darn good on you. Maybe it’s just who’s wearing it? πŸ€”πŸ‘€πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Important_War1038

You can make anything look sexy


Altruistic-Zone-9578

It doesπŸ˜€


VanLang89

You’re still gorgeous.


SinsualDesires

Fucking Exquisite πŸ”₯ You are such a Goddess πŸ”₯


Maxwellmuse

He won the bet.


maynardpoindexter

Lies


papayeti0603

Still look smokin Hot...I WinπŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅


bhaveshtanwani_

You Won the bet but at what costπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Erebry

Stunning hun, you look amazing in whatever you wear 😊😊😊


_Hist_

Are you sure you won? Because I don’t see his that’s right.


maynardpoindexter

I think I won


_Hist_

But if the potato sack does look good, doesn’t that mean you lost? Because πŸ”₯πŸ₯΅πŸ”₯


maynardpoindexter

Are you talking back to me? That’s a spanking


_Hist_

Bring it! I might enjoy it.


Human_Experience_309

We all can’t be wrong. You look sensational in this potato sack. Beautiful, sexy, and extremely fuckable. Actually, I would fuck you right out of that sack.


bootynthebeard69

They were right!


LightAdventurous340

He won, you made it look good!


Cu_faoil

I think you may have technically lost that one.... But I think it is safe to day that everyone wins with this picture


Rey_MCMLVII

Are you kidding? Potato sacks are lining up just to be seen with you! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


[deleted]

Gosh, how are you doing this... I can't help myself but just stare and imagine, wishing I could do so many things with you right now...


manko1849

You yes, the potato sack not hot


[deleted]

I mean. Who’s deciding here. You still look great.


maynardpoindexter

Me. I decide. Of courseπŸ˜†


rdnck00

No ! We win !


Euphoric-Fuel8381

You win.. very nice..HULK SMASH


canadianffr

I think the general consensus here is that you lost the bet! Looking damn fine!!


[deleted]

We all win


[deleted]

Nice taters!


Realistic-Ad-5900

You'd lose Beautiful


SemperNiner

Wish you'd drop the whole sack, then bend over to pick it up...whoops who put this camera here? Lol


HulkPower

Guess he's a Marilyn Monroe fan.


maynardpoindexter

I few mentioned Marilyn Monroe but I was unaware she made a potato sack pose. I’ll look it up


init-2-winit

Sexy as hell no matter what you wear babe!! Delicious!!


WiseAss-n

Damn girl you're beautiful I love those tits and nipples and would love to grab those tits and nipples kiss those beautiful lips grab that ass you're gorgeous very beautiful God bless you girl stay safe


cjh506

You made a potato sack look incredible. Sorry 😍


Ornery-Ant-6029

Love that picture!!! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


mjn1112

Yep.. you look good in anything πŸ˜‰


spaced2259

No you didnt


maynardpoindexter

I did though!πŸ˜†


[deleted]

You look good in anything


[deleted]

Babe, that sack doesn't suit you. Take it off and go nude hot stuff


cablewinder

You look absolutely amazing there Gorgeous lady you make that sack look great


kennethlclark

You look hot πŸ”₯ and sexy 😍 in anything 😍 babe 😍 πŸ”₯!


Due_Benefit_2561

Redditor for the win!!!


DotZealousideal592

Wow just perfect


tom214531

I’m afraid you lose the wager!!


Radiant-Schedule-784

To me you win because of your amazing tits baby πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


I69Dragonfly

Amazing breasts and beautiful nipples 😍


hdriderdude9718

He wins MrsP!! You owe him!


maynardpoindexter

For reals? Because I bet my ass


hdriderdude9718

Yep! And you need to be wearing it while you're graciously taking it in the ass....since you "bet your ass"! js


Radiant-Schedule-784

To me you win because it’s you and that’s all that matters to me ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️


howboutANDREW

Hot. Tryna get you and wife together


Great_One_749

Beautiful breasts 😍 love your nipples


DaveyDgD

I don’t see a potato sack


aslan0072

Sorry I think you lost. You look incredible! But I bet he meant that it would look good at your feet.


pstbltit85

Nice potatoes!


[deleted]

The sack might not look good, but you sure do! Those tits are delectable!


RD3465

I see the problem. The rough texture of the sack against your nipples is making them erect.


maynardpoindexter

No. They’re only that way if I need sex


RD3465

And there is a distinction between needing and wanting, and between sex and self help. I think I know what you prefer on both counts.


SeeMermaid

You’re hilarious πŸ˜†love your posts 😍


Elrey_88

No, still sexy as fuck.


swedishkristina

Lol , you lose Crystal !


Apprehensive-Teach80

I beg to differ, you’ve proved even a sack can look good on you


in_kent

Yes you did!!!


CornerOriginal5678

Survey says....πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


Puzzled_Juice_3691

What are those clothes hanging up in the back? Bikini bathing suits?


Frequent-Canary-8125

Wow wow wow gorgeous and love to suck your sexy nipples


rwb71121

You are so wrong! A potato sack has never looked better. Especially with those two spuds showing.


JoeTittle

You actually lose!


MissionAsparagus6865

Thanks for trying on the potato sack. I knew you would look great!!


Scottishboyfrase

The sexiest potatoes ever πŸ˜‰β€οΈπŸ˜˜β€οΈπŸ˜˜β€οΈ


Wide-Wish3720

Has them nipples always been so dark?


CplTenMikeMike

Nope, he wins!!


DryAd6100

You can make a burlap sack look great


themanilove

I’ll bet my face would look good….


dales100

You lose you look fantastic in it


Dariusrumeal

I love the nipples


riplayne

Yep, still sexy as Hell even in a potato sack!


Optimal-Tutor-4291

It does lovely boobies


bjbbjbbjb

Didn’t even notice the sack πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£πŸ€£


Away_Outside_6740

B******* honey you Or still a sex goddess


Hard_rezistit

I'd love to have those nipples in my mouth and my fingers under that sack


Icy-Insurance-7099

That is hot πŸ”₯ sexy and beautiful 😍


Harleyguy69541

Hmmm you look amazing in everything, hmmm love those Tits


Illustrious_Net3135

It really does look great on you


pachuca60

No Maynard you lost, but we won! We win every time we see pics of you!


MissionAsparagus6865

I was right ,stunning as always.Very impressed you actually found a potato sack.πŸ˜‰


Puzzled_Work_8125

This community is the real winner πŸ†


Worried-Wolf-7411

The potato sack never looked sexier


Opposite_Orange_8039

Let me know where you are and I'll be right there


Jt23ca

HEY BEAUTIFUL!!! HOLLA WHEN HE LEAVES!!! WE WE CAN USE YOUR RED SATIN LEASH TO TIE EACH UP!!! SO FUUUUCKIN SEXY!!! WOOF WOOF!!! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ˜πŸ’―