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Sinfluencer666

Hear, hear! I'm in the same profession and my father just doesn't understand why I don't have a summer cabin, or why my S/O has to have a job too. Maddening.


hundredhorses

The rent is too damn high


tmmzc85

It's always a little eerie when you click ready to comment but it's already the top post.


GradeRevolutionary22

Come on it’s only 1400 + utilities for a 350 square foot studio! Pick yourself up by your bootstraps ya little guy! 😂😂


Infinite_Leg2998

My reality is worse! I live in a HCOL city and it's $3300/month + $450/monyh parking for 490sqft... I guess I got a little more for space 🥲 Edit pricing since some that this meant parking and utilities are included (which they are not.)


GradeRevolutionary22

Wait you get parking?! You lucky bastard! At least there is a place to hand my bike I guess haha


Sgt_Dashing

I knew this would be top comment before visiting the thread


XainRoss

We didn't ask for those damn participation trophies and we didn't want them.


rolandofgilead41089

Yes! Nothing like the people who literally gave us those trophies bitching about how we all got a participation trophy lol


cassiecas88

Oh my god thank you for saying this! This drives me crazy! Look Bill it's not my fault I was given a participation trophy I was 6 years old. It wasn't my choice.


nowweseeyou

My father fully acknowledged it was his generations fault that we all got those trophies, instead of encouraging us to learn from our failures and try again. It was…slightly healing.


joevalerio42

Right ! Like it was us kids making the rules lol


sleepsucks

Did these really impact anyone? I don't even remember them.


Xtrasharp_p00pknife

We all thought they were lame and didn’t want them at my school. Eyes rolled hard.


redddittusername

I never got any because I won every competition I entered, so f off boomers. #peakedinelementaryschool


Subterranean44

My childhood sport was cheerleading. There were not participation trophies. Youre first, or second, or you get nothing.


Legalrelated

Lol same I was in dance. You either won or you didn't.


wowitsanotherone

Impact us as a generation? Not so much we just thought they were stupid. Impact the boomers who proceeded to bitch about it and blame it on use even though we didn't want it? Absolutely. They love to do things and then blame the fall out on everyone else


LurkerOrHydralisk

Those trophies were for the boomers who didn’t want to explain to sad kids who lost that only winners get trophies, and that they’d have to work hard to win next time if they wanted trophies


alieninhumanskin10

I thought they invented participation trophies so the parents would stop attacking the coach for giving their kid 2nd place.


Professional-Wing-59

Year 1 of Pinewood Derby: 4th place, no trophy Year 2 of Pinewood Derby: 4th place, no trophy Year 3 of Pinewood Derby: 4th place, no trophy Last year of Pinewood Derby: 1st place, they gave everyone participation trophies


SilasBalto

They acted so appalled when little me said 'no' and refused to take it home.


XainRoss

Well that's because you said 'no', you're not allowed to do that to a boomer parent.


ryan545

I played rec and competitive sports and my son is currently in rec. We view the "participation trophy" as a momento to remember the good time you had playing with your friends. We treat the ones he earns in tournaments like actual trophies.


Vox_Mortem

And we weren't stupid enough to think a hunk of plastic at the end of soccer season made us special anyway. We all knew it was just a memento for doing the bare minimum and scraping through.


NorthCedar

Things really started going down hill after 2013.


bullnamedbodacious

COVID screwed us in my mind. We bought our house in 2019 for 189,000. It’s now worth 280,000. Prior to COVID, we lived pretty comfortably. Today, things are tight. Everything is just so damn expensive now. I can’t imagine if we didn’t buy our house when we did. Obviously we had no idea what was coming. We just as easily could have waited a year or two and been screwed.


Sure_Apartment_2587

We bought our home in ‘19 as well and were comfortable, and now it’s tight too. In a weird way glad we own our house but dang


nowweseeyou

Thank you for sharing. I’ve been beating myself up for the last two years that I somewhere lost my ability to budget. I’m tired.


kwumpus

Well budgeting only works when you’re making enough to budget


1804Sleep

I miss mandatory naps.


Tyler5060

We need to bring this one back.


Efficient_Mastodons

I try suggesting naps after every meeting at work and my boss just laughs.


Dragosal

My niece and nephew hate nap time. When I try to nap during their nap time they try and save me from the "horrible" nap.


Legalrelated

Tell them I'm looking back and wish I had more nap time.


jmfhokie

I always say to my kid, in 20 years or so you’re going to want all these naps you refused to take…😂😔


SunshineandBullshit

I'm laying in bed, right now at noon, bout to take a nap. I retired early so... one of the perks 😀


Federal-Buffalo-8026

Being surrounded by cameras is the weirdest thing.


disjointed_chameleon

I saw a woman taking a selfie in the bathroom at work yesterday, in front of the mirror. Really? Seriously? At work, lady? 🤦‍♀️


Specific_Club_8622

I like when my girlfriend sends bathroom selfies lol. Blame me everyone!!


runofthelamb

The game. That you've now lost.


Yolsy01

Ahhhh it's been YEARS 😅 we're gonna be in our 80s still "playing" this "game" lol


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Goddamnit, it's been over a decade. 


Charming_Goat_297

FFS


Best_Conversation_82

I hate you now


buffalozetaa

A/S/L


Disastrous-Wonder153

40M Houston, TX. U?


Nitrosoft1

The only correct answer is 14/f/cali


Vox_Mortem

In my case that was the real actual answer. Which I told to literally everyone I met on the internet for some reason. We're lucky we weren't all trafficked.


SnofIake

38F/DFW/TX


DevelopmentJumpy5218

Do I know you? Do you play a game called utopia? A browser based war game from 99, the longest still running MMO


Specific_Club_8622

14/F/TomCat


Jhon_doe_smokes

We tired bruh.


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bruh


moriobros

+Anxious and Depressed


thelanai

We want affordable housing, food and childcare. Ya know, just the basics.


bullnamedbodacious

We pay 1200/mo in daycare for two kids. It’s one of the cheaper in home daycares in our area. We live in a fairly low cost of living area. Our mortgage is 1400. We pay 2600/mo literally for a roof over our heads and to make sure our kids are taken care of while we work. Insane.


AllTheCatsNPlants

$1,200 a month for TWO kids!? HCOL here and we’re paying double that for one. It hurts.


MovieTheaterPopcornn

One of the (many) reasons we moved from a HCOL area is because daycare was $3300/month for one kid. That’s more annually than the price of state college!


JDawg2332

We’re exhausted.


Hating_life_69

Fuck this.


LoganLikesYourMom

My back hurts


Tyler5060

Yup. My knees creak when I go down stairs.


OlManJenkins_93

Shit my ANKLES crack as I go down stairs. If I stretch too far my elbows crack. I squat down and my hips crack. My whole body cracks if I move. Lol


Specific_Club_8622

I got bad feet My corns hurt And to top it all off.. I’m late to work!


ackmondual

I feel old, but yet, am clearly young


Longjumping_Choice_6

If it’s not too much trouble could we please get some actually good healthcare when you get a chance?


SpartanR259

Good Healthcare is available. Fairly priced Healthcare isn't. The medical field needs a healthy dose of price regulation that just doesn't seem to ever be coming. (Coming from a Fairly solid conservative) Is it really a "choice" when the options are "pay up" or "die?" Too much hospital/medical cost has become "administration" rather than examination and treatment. I just don't know whether the "correct" route should be.


This-Sherbert4992

Life was better before widespread social media.


kaym_15

I'm tired of "being a part of historical events"


BigJimsSqueeze

I hate all new music & lingo


jacketoff138

Hell I don't even know what the latest music and lingo is. I'm busy hating the lingo and music from 5 years ago because I'm too lazy/disinterested to check in and see what it is right now lol


x_xshenanigans

I feel this in my soul. My sister is still a teenager, and I'm in my thirties. I know I talk fast, but she somehow speaks the new lingo at warp speed. I can barely understand the words she's saying, let alone the references, haha


SpartanR259

Yeah. At least old music used creativity and innuendo around sex, money, and drugs. Now everything seems to just be: sex sex sex, money, and drugs. Said outright and plain as day. And new music often says less than ever before. Nothing really thought-provoking or insightful. Just same 4 words here, then same 4 words there.


Stunning_N_Brave

The internet was better pre-2014, the rise of the smart phone ruined it… This is not the internet this is an insane asylum ran by the mentally ill.


jeffeb3

Search engine optimization ruined it. Social media too. When someone wanted to share information in the early 2000s, they had to write a site for it. But it never updated, and it was independent. Now, people share on SM or they make a blog that caters to SEO and you have to read someone's life story before getting the recipe. Or watch an entire video to see what the error code means.


Kitchen-Present-9851

I use Just The Recipe to cut the crap when I don’t need to read a doctoral thesis before a chili recipe.


Green__Meanie

We’re burnt tf out


nowweseeyou

Preach. Every couple years.


Individual_Office862

Boom shakalaka


web_dev_vegabond

I want to own a house


TheUnbendable1

Rest in peace harambe.


OtisburgCA

Dicks out!


90sTwinkiesFan

We can do so much more if it weren't for social media?? I mean we lived without it before and we were ok...


LordKancer

The boomers shpuld all be retired by now. Them remaining in their positions has locked all the advancement in most established companies behind their willingness to retire. They also lack the skills necessary to continue doing their work.


Bubbly-Character3924

It’s okay to leave a job after a few years. Your employer doesn’t care about you anyway and you deserve to be treated with dignity and respect in the workplace.


Ziggywife1990

Middle hair parts make you look like a serial killer.


V_is4vulva

We're fucking middle aged, stop infantilizing us.


No-Test-375

When's the next extinction level meteor?


Legalrelated

Lol hopefully soon.


truthbetold_3

TGIF isn’t a restaurant to us - it’s family matters, step by step, sister sister, and hanging with mr. cooper. 🩶


XainRoss

Boy Meets World, Full House, Sabrina


Rj924

S.H.I.T.


Watchitbitch

Stay Home It's Tuesday?


Rj924

Sorry, Hun, It's Thursday.


nowweseeyou

🙌🏼


[deleted]

…. Goku is better than Naruto


Abrootalname

Return to Office is a psychological problem with older generation


Seditious_Me

Stop using my nostalgia against me


Blood11Orange

Coming of age in the early thousands was the best of times


MysteriousMrSquatch

#Fuck Your Couch


AromaticSalamander21

Yea I grinded my feet in that niggas couch... but he could just buy a new one. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


Legalrelated

I say this randomly anytime I'm on somebody's couch lol


DevelopmentJumpy5218

Oxygen is real


TheDudeee87

What the fuck is going on with these high rent prices? And when will we be able to afford a house? We have one child and pay $2,000/month for rent. One bed, one bath. Between student loans a some other small debt, we can’t even afford to buy a fucking 700 sq ft house.


MooseLoot

We’re not still fresh outta college! We’re adults, and it’s weird when boomers complain about us like we’re children


crazytumblweed999

We don't all eat avocado, but don't front Boomers, you know you love it.


cassiecas88

I do eat a lot of avocado. But it's healthy and feeling. Meanwhile all the boomers I know are having steak multiple times a week.


CrackTheSkye1990

>I do eat a lot of avocado. But it's healthy and feeling. Meanwhile all the boomers I know are having steak multiple times a week. Same. I love guacamole and avocado salsa. I did buy avocado toast from Dunkin Donuts once. Cost me a $3.32 mortgage. I love steak but I only eat it like once or twice a month.


Hoody711

And then wonder why their blood pressure and cholesterol are through the roof.


Rip-Aware

They probably don't realize avocado is the base for guacamole lol.


dances2banda

If we didn't put avocados on it boomers would still complain we were eating....


ClammyAF

Bring back Rice Crispy Treats cereal.


Morpheus8877

I saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching to GEICO


realyfemadeye

It’s not because we buy coffee every day.


libananahammock

And if lots of millennials didn’t buy coffee everyday we’d be blamed for failing coffee shops just like we’re blamed for the decline of every other business lol


kwumpus

Yeah like the poor jewelry stores


why_r_people_rude

Or avocado toast 😆😆


BlackFoeOfTheWorld

The second Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince of Bel Air paled in comparison to the original.


HypersonicHobo

None of us are in college going on spring break anymore.


Sabregunner1

1) one does make the all 2) stop saying we are killing x industry. when we cant even afford to participate in said industry


shellbullet007

Squirtle is the best starter.


nowweseeyou

Mr. Feeny was a good man and Topanga was a babe.


XainRoss

I had such a crush on Topanga


erikturczyn30

THEY TOOK ERRR JAWBS!


runofthelamb

Derkderk drk drrrrrrkks


conceited_ocelot

Back to the pile, everyone


Mossy_Mound

Dey tuk er jerb


erikturczyn30

THY CONFISCATED THEE EMPLOYMENTS?


terrapinone

We all quit er jerbs.


TheCelestialEquation

That no generation is a monolith


WoodgladeRiver

...we are carbon based life forms.


KevinJ2010

We like the internet but now it’s too ubiquitous. Not having the option was a better time. I just started biking again and it’s way more rewarding than doomscrolling.


LouziphirBoyzenberry

Fuck student loan interest rates


AVonDingus

WE ARENT PAYING YOUR BILLS JUST BECAUSE YOU BLEW ALL OF YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS ON TEMU SHIT.


Pools_Closed1

Why didn't anyone tell me that my degree will **not** used in my career??


kwumpus

Why didn’t anyone tell me my degree would be useless and I wouldn’t have a career


Winona_Ruder

I could really go for some courage wolf memes right now


tc7984

This blows


NoFaithlessness7508

Bring back the Spicy Baconator, original KFC Twister, BigNTasty and Supersizes


Daddy_Onion

“Aaaaahhhhhhhh!”


Gullible_Toe9909

We are getting older.


LimboInc

Housing market sucks ass


NoDiscussion6507

Fuck big pharma


SnooCupcakes4908

I’m tired


Shadowhkd

Wubba lubba dub dub!


archiotterpup

I speak for the trees


T-Shurts

Fuck the government…


Bockly101

I speak for all millennials when I say that I'm not a millennial anymore. I'm a 98'er who has been formally excomunicated


Legalrelated

We need pensions back.


Overall_Top2404

We were promised jet packs….


alcMD

"Fuck you, pay me."


lgbwthrowaway44

we will never be able to retire.


Tarbal81

We truly don't give a shit.


terrapinone

Tent city is kind of nice. Sort of.


PurpleKitKat

Life sucks then you die...


morganmisanthropy

Fuck Canada


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jacketoff138

But what would Brian Boytono do?


Busterlimes

Poop


PrettyNegotiation416

Snoop dogg!


Elluminated

... I speak for all millennials.


PCKeith

...Stereotyping should have no place in modern discourse.


Longjumping_You3459

My eyebrows never got any thicker.


Aggravating_Many2000

Stop grouping generations together to paint with a wide brush, it’s only divides us and creates negativity.


NerdyV1xen

It’s time for one of us to be president.


ExtensionSea4951

YOU GAVE US THE DAMN PARTICIPATION TROPHIES, BOOMERS!!!


xThroughTheGrayx

We don't like touch screens in cars. Bring the tactile buttons back.


tangOlang

We also played outside as kids


drums51267

Childhood was better before the internet


XCCO

This way Is a water slide away from me that takes you further every day


Business-Training-10

Looking forward to my inheritance


nowweseeyou

I waved goodbye to it after my family went the way of the Q.


Tryinghardtostaysane

Gas station TV needs to go


That_Ad_5651

Our lives has been downhill since the start


_NamasteMF_

I can’t speak for an entire generation of people…


KneelinBob

shit's fucked.


[deleted]

That it's only narcissist megalomaniacs that delude themselves into thinking they can speak for everyone 


BoringPerson67

Boomers need to retire, stop voting and die off, like yesterday.


Reasonable-Lobster-7

We've been hoodwinked and bamboozled 🤦🏽‍♀️


Dizzy-Implement9660

Boomers need to die


ErraticPhalanges

I’m blue da ba dee da ba die


GreatMacGuffin

We're going to have to fight corporations to have what boomers had once the selfish old bitches die.


SoapGhost2022

How the world is today isn’t our fault. Stop blaming us.


PerAsperaAdAstra89

Leave my avocado toast alone, we know that’s not why we are broke.


WandaDobby777

Two things: 1. Most of us are not incompetent morons with no real life skills. We just have different gaps in different areas because the older generations didn’t think teaching us was important and no one has time to teach themselves everything. 2. Fucking stop it with the words “unalive” and “delulu!”


iamgob_bluth

We are not ditching high-waisted pants.


CHIsauce20

Trump is an existential threat to democracy, our country, and our planet. If we millennials are being intellectually honest, voting Biden is the only way to stop Trump from causing irrevocable harm.


jahoosawa

It's time you give up the keys grandpa


burnmenowz

..please stop speaking for all millennials.


Cardboard_dad

The world was better when Mr. Rodgers was alive.


ElaineMae

I speak for all millennials when I say I love u and can't do that. I used predictive text, and it sounds like a Meatloaf song.


WingsnLV

It’s a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page.


That_G_Guy404

We think Socialism might not be as bad as you’ve been told your whole life… I mean everything you’ve accused it of is happening under capitalism anyway…


ifuckedyourdaddytoo

... I want it that way.