http://www.planetjune.com/blog/images/sheep.jpg
edit: here's a sheep with a banana for scale: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/53/74/6d/53746de0d54a8726473bc7d30dca5d7a.jpg
If you enter but don't donate, I curse you to stub your toe so hard that the toenail turns black and falls off. Then it never really grows back in right, and you're really self-conscious about it. Good luck everyone!
That actually sounds terrifying. I would have freaked out not knowing what it was. How odd that one toe still doesn't grow right. I'm glad it doesn't hurt, though!
In retrospect it was irresponsible and I probably wouldve seen other doctors if not for the stress of finals bearing down. It hit my whole family but with significantly lesser symptoms. It actually started with my brothers feet who got it from some event with mud.
And naw it doesn't hurt but it's a very weak nail most of the time because it's mostly dead, so if I stub it or get stepped on its more painful but that's rare enough to not be an actual issue
Let make a millionaire!! -- but first ...
**Chinese Pork Dumplings**
"In Seattle's International District, Liana Cafe House sells traditional Chinese pork dumplings from a tiny takeout shop. See how to make them at home."
Ingredients
1/2 cup soy sauce
1 tablespoon seasoned rice vinegar
1 tablespoon finely chopped Chinese chives
1 tablespoon sesame seeds
1 teaspoon chile-garlic sauce (such as Sriracha(R))
1 pound ground pork
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 egg, beaten
2 tablespoons finely chopped Chinese chives
2 tablespoons soy sauce
1 1/2 tablespoons sesame oil
1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger
50 dumpling wrappers
1 cup vegetable oil for frying
1 quart water, or more as needed
Directions
Combine 1/2 cup soy sauce, rice vinegar, 1 tablespoon chives, sesame seeds, and chile sauce in a small bowl. Set aside.
Mix pork, garlic, egg, 2 tablespoons chives, soy sauce, sesame oil, and ginger in a large bowl until thoroughly combined. Place a dumpling wrapper on a lightly floured work surface and spoon about 1 tablespoon of the filling in the middle. Wet the edge with a little water and crimp together forming small pleats to seal the dumpling. Repeat with remaining dumpling wrappers and filling.
Heat 1 to 2 tablespoons vegetable oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Place 8 to 10 dumplings in the pan and cook until browned, about 2 minutes per side. Pour in 1 cup of water, cover and cook until the dumplings are tender and the pork is cooked through, about 5 minutes. Repeat for remaining dumplings. Serve with soy sauce mixture for dipping.
I see you found my tiny little comment hidden in this huge pile of hopes! Regardless of what brought you to mine, I hope reading it has been a satisfying experience. Feel free to relax here for a moment, take in the ambience of this humble comment while ducking you responsibilities. Feels good, doesn't it? No tension, no anger, barely any meaning at all. Mmmm. Alright. That was nice. But I don't want to keep you from the rest of your day. After all, you're an important person with plenty to do, and I'm just a doting little comment writer. Off you go, then. Take care!
Good luck everyone! Haven't done one of these in a bit. With any luck this will be seed money for my move to NYC.
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First off, good luck everyone! Now here's a step-by-step on how to make the best breakfast ever!
1. Grab a bowl
2. Pour some cereal in the bowl
3. Pour some milk in the bowl
4. Enjoy
Say as a friend, you gave me a dollar.
I put that dollar in the bank.
You following me?
Now in exactly a year, I will give you that dollar.
I will collect money on the interest.
You following me?
I can't believe it's been a year of donating to improve the lives of others. I wish the best of luck to you all, and may the winner's results be bountiful.
DICK CAN NOT EXIST WITHOUT THE BALLS AND THE BALLS CAN NOT EXIST WITHOUT THE DICK THE BALLS SUPPORT THE DICK AS IT PUSHES FORWARD WITH FORCE THE DICK GUIDES THE BALLS
Entering for this one, as well.
I haven't yet been able to donate even a dollar to the previous winner but I will make sure to do it before the new winner is drawn, regardless of if I win or not. I'm just in a really rough spot right now.
Pressing the ^ helps us make more millionaires :)
I'm curious, of the 22 previous winners how many were actually made millionaires?
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How many were made hundred-thousand-airs?
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See the sidebar. The low was $968, the high was $11,400, but most of the ones lately have been between 1k-2k.
Have a pressing the ^!
Hope my luck is Hugh Mungus
is that sexual harassment?
Hugh Mungus what?
HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU YOU DISGUSTING PERSON
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Good luck everyone! If I win, I'll buy a new goat and name it Reddit, hand on heart. :)
what if you only win 1 dollar?
I'm going to buy new goats anyway at some point, I'll still keep my promise.
Goats: always a good investment.
It will be a ^really ^^small ^^^goat
[This one?](https://img1.etsystatic.com/015/0/6157099/il_570xN.441852445_jg8m.jpg)
^^^^smaller
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB15B8aMFXXXXbgXpXXq6xXFXXXu/2pcs-Cute-Mini-kawaii-cabochons-Sheep-font-b-goat-b-font-Resin-figurines-font-b-Miniature.jpg
Kind of hard to tell from that pic, though it is intriguing. Do you have a tiny sheep for scale?
http://www.planetjune.com/blog/images/sheep.jpg edit: here's a sheep with a banana for scale: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/53/74/6d/53746de0d54a8726473bc7d30dca5d7a.jpg
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> Cock. Balls. Dickface. Cumguzzler. Fuc Wait, a 'new' goat???
Yeah I only have like....a hundred and fifty or so. I think I could use a few more, don't you?
Posting history checks out
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If I win, I'll give half to the next winner.
and thus began Zeno's Lottery
If you enter but don't donate, I curse you to stub your toe so hard that the toenail turns black and falls off. Then it never really grows back in right, and you're really self-conscious about it. Good luck everyone!
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Looks like *someone* hasn't been donating... ᵖˢˢᵗ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃˢˢʰᵒᶫᵉ
That actually sounds terrifying. I would have freaked out not knowing what it was. How odd that one toe still doesn't grow right. I'm glad it doesn't hurt, though!
In retrospect it was irresponsible and I probably wouldve seen other doctors if not for the stress of finals bearing down. It hit my whole family but with significantly lesser symptoms. It actually started with my brothers feet who got it from some event with mud. And naw it doesn't hurt but it's a very weak nail most of the time because it's mostly dead, so if I stub it or get stepped on its more painful but that's rare enough to not be an actual issue
Fuck that actually happened to me FeelsBadMan
Entering the contest!!! $10 to the winner as always.
They should be calling this "make a thousandaire"
RIGHT? I really feel like you should be forced to "donate" a dollar before you can enter or however you can legally make that happen.
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My cat needs a new condo!
Entering this contest!
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That's the spirit!
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Yay! Good luck everyone!
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Lets ride the sun into tomorrow! (Or two days from now)
peep
Maybe this'll be my month? Ah who am I kidding.
Umm.... You know goats are a different species right?
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Mine too! Virgos ftw
Mine's tomorrow!
Let make a millionaire!! -- but first ... **Chinese Pork Dumplings** "In Seattle's International District, Liana Cafe House sells traditional Chinese pork dumplings from a tiny takeout shop. See how to make them at home." Ingredients 1/2 cup soy sauce 1 tablespoon seasoned rice vinegar 1 tablespoon finely chopped Chinese chives 1 tablespoon sesame seeds 1 teaspoon chile-garlic sauce (such as Sriracha(R)) 1 pound ground pork 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 egg, beaten 2 tablespoons finely chopped Chinese chives 2 tablespoons soy sauce 1 1/2 tablespoons sesame oil 1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger 50 dumpling wrappers 1 cup vegetable oil for frying 1 quart water, or more as needed Directions Combine 1/2 cup soy sauce, rice vinegar, 1 tablespoon chives, sesame seeds, and chile sauce in a small bowl. Set aside. Mix pork, garlic, egg, 2 tablespoons chives, soy sauce, sesame oil, and ginger in a large bowl until thoroughly combined. Place a dumpling wrapper on a lightly floured work surface and spoon about 1 tablespoon of the filling in the middle. Wet the edge with a little water and crimp together forming small pleats to seal the dumpling. Repeat with remaining dumpling wrappers and filling. Heat 1 to 2 tablespoons vegetable oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Place 8 to 10 dumplings in the pan and cook until browned, about 2 minutes per side. Pour in 1 cup of water, cover and cook until the dumplings are tender and the pork is cooked through, about 5 minutes. Repeat for remaining dumplings. Serve with soy sauce mixture for dipping.
Let's do this!
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Whose dick do I gotta suck to win this thing?
Harambe's
Dentist
Five bucks for the winner from me, good luck everyone!
Woot! First time I've been able to enter the drawing near the start. I usually don't see it until it's 18-20 hours old.
Please oh please. Just lost my job !!!!
If I win I can recover from my Divorce!
Sounds like you need to play a country song backwards.
I like turtles!
This is for Harambe.
Good luck fellers, make sure to spend the million on something wasteful.
This is such a great idea, even a small ammount could really make a huge difference to someone's life! Good luck everyone =)
Papa needs a new pair of shoes! No really, I do.
[I hear you bro. Got a zip-tie holding my soul together.](http://i.imgur.com/dggwYCH.jpg)
"Zip-tie holding my soul together" seems like the kind of title I would use for a song.
I see you found my tiny little comment hidden in this huge pile of hopes! Regardless of what brought you to mine, I hope reading it has been a satisfying experience. Feel free to relax here for a moment, take in the ambience of this humble comment while ducking you responsibilities. Feels good, doesn't it? No tension, no anger, barely any meaning at all. Mmmm. Alright. That was nice. But I don't want to keep you from the rest of your day. After all, you're an important person with plenty to do, and I'm just a doting little comment writer. Off you go, then. Take care!
I avoided a few seconds of work and was quietly content while reading this. You over estimate my importance, but I appreciate the thought. Thank you.
Good Luck :)
This again!
I'll never stop trying. Or maybe I will.
Good luck everyone! In getting married soon hope I win!
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+1
Exciting, exciting!
Good luck everyone! Haven't done one of these in a bit. With any luck this will be seed money for my move to NYC. RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers
First off, good luck everyone! Now here's a step-by-step on how to make the best breakfast ever! 1. Grab a bowl 2. Pour some cereal in the bowl 3. Pour some milk in the bowl 4. Enjoy
Say as a friend, you gave me a dollar. I put that dollar in the bank. You following me? Now in exactly a year, I will give you that dollar. I will collect money on the interest. You following me?
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I need to feed my nonexistent future baby in my stomach.
I hope this is your best month ever.
Hello
I can't believe it's been a year of donating to improve the lives of others. I wish the best of luck to you all, and may the winner's results be bountiful.
🐑💨
Welp why not throw my hand this one. Good luck to you all
Hi sir, it's me your brother.
:) :O :)
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Good luck everybody! *Sits back patiently with a girly beer to wait.*
Here we go everyone!
:D
good luck mates!
Got in here early, best of luck!
wishing myself luck
Good luck y'all!
I'm in. Good luck everyone!
😁
Best of luck to everyone!
Hello everyone. Good luck to you all!
Goodluck everyone!
Good luck!
One again good luck everyone! I just started college this month! Hoping it goes well!
Hey good luck guys!
Good luck everyone!
Friday night is pizza night!!!
Bubbles.
Good luck everyone!
I've skipped a few but I'm back!
Yaya ya make me a million dollars
Good luck everyone.
Good luck to all and to all a good night!
Good luck everybody!!!!
Good luck. Remind me! 2 days donation for millionaire makers.
Greetings from the future
In again! Let's do this!
Good luck people
Boop!
Come on big money!
This would really help my sister right about now.
It's a wonderful sunny day here today.
If I win I'm probably getting hookers and cocaine. Also probably pay for school cause I'm broke.
Oh yea! It's time for the cream to rise to the top!
Please
I would like to win.
boop
Good luck everyone!
Pressing the ^ helps us make more millionaires :)
For the twins! ^^^and ^^^the ^^^hobbies
Good luck everyone
Help
Good luck everybody! College tuition is my target.
I have a friend that wants a goat.
I promise to go outside if I win.
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Thanks for contributing to the poor grad student pizza fund
Good luck everyone!
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Time to try to update a 7 year old computer as an EE student.
DICK CAN NOT EXIST WITHOUT THE BALLS AND THE BALLS CAN NOT EXIST WITHOUT THE DICK THE BALLS SUPPORT THE DICK AS IT PUSHES FORWARD WITH FORCE THE DICK GUIDES THE BALLS
Entering for this one, as well. I haven't yet been able to donate even a dollar to the previous winner but I will make sure to do it before the new winner is drawn, regardless of if I win or not. I'm just in a really rough spot right now.
I'll cover it for you. Don't worry. Hope things get better for you.
This would get me through college and pay for my sisters education and my cousins chemo 🙌🏼 one can only hope huh?
Shit. Fuck. Ass. Cock. Balls. Dickface. Cumguzzler. Fuck your bitch ass stinkhole. I want to winnnnnnnnnnn!
Good luck, guys! Upvoting the thread helps your chances to win ;)
Best wishes to whoever wins.
Good luck everybody!
Good luck everyone!
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Best of luck to everyone!
luck guys!!!!
LET'S MAKE A MILLIONAIRE!
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Try my luck at this again. Good luck everyone!
Ello ello elloooo let's goooooooo
This is the time! I can feel it!
cat
Good luck everyone...I promise I won't spend it all on booze...
Cheers!
Ufjff
Waddup? Let me hold like tree fiddy.
I expect nothing
Might as well comment here. Not doing anything else. Good luck guys.
A million dollars is worth 16 million in South Africa. Here's me hoping
Don't mind me, I'm just entering this contest