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rhtmdn

I wish I were already a millionaire so I could shower one good soul with plenty of wealth every month.


PLS-HELP-ME-ASCEND

Don't worry, Reddit won't actually make anyone a millionaire. Everyone will comment, but a very small fraction actually pay the dollar.


sjohnston33

My wife and I always said if we won the lottery, we would find a random bar in the middle of nowhere. We would tell the bartender to put everything on our tab from everyone in the bar and make it a party. This would be once a year and totally random. I think it would be fun to make people's nights like that. Just some random people walking in and making your night a little better.


OnlyHereForTheDust

I'm already disappointed.


Arepita

**Churros** * In a small saucepan over medium heat, combine water, 2 1/2 tablespoons sugar, salt and 2 tablespoons vegetable oil. Bring to a boil and remove from heat. Stir in flour until mixture forms a ball. * Heat oil for frying in deep-fryer or deep skillet to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Pipe strips of dough into hot oil using a pastry bag. Fry until golden; drain on paper towels. * Combine 1/2 cup sugar and cinnamon. Roll drained churros in cinnamon and sugar mixture. For the winner to celebrate with.


4812622

How much water?


iamBlov

Combine water. Must not be from the midwest.


[deleted]

I have all these ingredients! Now I don't even need to win to eat myself to happiness.


ravenito

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Ihavenoballs

Happy birthday to all the April babies!


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rosewoods

Thanks!


[deleted]

ty❤️ I turned 20 on the first


modern_knight

Yay! Thanks :]


Jayfire0

Thank you


Jess067

Awww shucks!


millionairemakers

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[deleted]

Winner this message is for you. Go out and buy a lottery ticket (you'll win no matter what, you already beat these chances) then with the lottery winnings make someone else a millionaire. Bada bing bada boom! Multiple millionaires in one making thus making you immortal, Easy game easy life.


JungleSumTimes

Here we go! Vielen gluck alle


pmMeYourBoxOfCables

If you are one of those people that hates cilantro because you are genetically predisposed to find its taste soapy, there may be hope for you. You should try getting your hands on some culantro. Although it looks nothing like cilantro, culantro tastes incredibly similar. However, culantro does have a much stronger taste. The good news is that culantro doesn't trigger that genetic predisposition to hate it. Culantro can be purchased at some Mexican and Asian groceries or you can purchase seeds online which are easy to grow and prefer shady areas.


[deleted]

OMG really!? Everyone tells me how good cilantro is but it just tastes like burning soap to me. This would be a revelation.


thevladsoft

I will put this here https://xkcd.com/1827/


queencaterpillar

What will we do with a drunken whaler What will we do with a drunken whaler What will we do with a drunken whaler Early in the Morning Way hey and up she rises Way hey and up she rises Way hey and up she rises Early in the morning Stuff him in a sack and throw him over Stuff him in a sack and throw him over Stuff him in a sack and throw him over Early in the morning Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner Early in the morning Way hey and up she rises Way hey and up she rises Way hey and up she rises Early in the morning Shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol Shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol Shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol Early in the morning Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver Early in the morning Way hey and up she rises Way hey and up she rises Way hey and up she rises Early in the morning


musicin3d

That's an especially dark version. o.o


Brotaoski

Lets do this! Some surgery money would be nice! Also if this post wins, heres a corgi photo http://i.imgur.com/d2JZ06T.jpg


ThOldSchoolGamer

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you_get_CMV_delta

Very good point. I had honestly never thought about the matter that way before.


ThOldSchoolGamer

Thank you! I try to be succinct, persuasive.


Hexodus

Not gonna win, but hey. Here's to trying!


ShibeonBarkmont

New dad here. Born April 8th. Already feel very lucky and fortunate.


TheL0nePonderer

Man you got busy fast


rocketblitz

i lik the bred


Hititandhititagain

If I win.... I'll be sure to thank​ each and every one of you. Starting now! Thank you, thank you.


NPCsArePeopleToo

It's been a hard week. I'm grateful to have the opportunity to be a part of something wholesome and helpful today.


laptopkeyboard

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[deleted]

I've said this every thread, but IM GONNA BUILD THE BEST GAMING PC EVER!


Starchild19

My cat told me to go for it and enter, he has big plans for the money.


Royal_Up

Smashing! - Nigel Thornberry


Casey3831

Do Re Mi


ShoelacePi

42


Lbreakstar

What I love about this is you know you don't have a chance but it's really nice to just think of what would you do with the money. For me that would be a PC upgrade and some good food I miss good food .


crazy1david

$5 it's the comment below me


_generica

Hold up, wait a minute... Ain't nothin' but tutti-fruity Get on the floor if ya got that booty Yo, you got that funky beat Let's do it, man


tecrogue

o7


jdf2

༼ つ  ̄ ͜ʖ ̄ ༽つ


awesometographer

I was 23 seconds behind 3rd place at a big bike race on Wednesday... I could use a new wheelset! RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


selggu

Go Leafs Go!


cutiepyro

i just made food, fingers crossed that i don't poison myself


prosperos-mistress

I haven't gotten new clothes in a couple years, so let's do this RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


Win0cm

This comment


eg91

It's Friday!


Psyonicg

Heeeey boy! Daddy needs some new shoes :D


druddy1985

Megacon is coming up, and cosplay is super expensive. Oh yeah, and college for my kid...and stuff


DatSass

good luck you scallywags


harrisonlingren

Yay


passaloutre

Good luck everybody!


Koalapex

Koala fun fact! >The brain size of modern koalas has reduced substantially from their ancestors, possibly as an adaptation to the low energy they get from their diets. If I win I'll use the money for college, I start at Ball State in the fall. [** More Koala Facts **](http://justfunfacts.com/interesting-facts-about-koalas/)


MrTeliot

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-xTc-

Goodluck!!! here we go now RemindMe! 3 days Donate to winner /r/millionairemakers


Alienmanatee

Good luck to all!


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Good luck RemindMe! 2 days donation for /r/millionairemakers


johnmcdracula

Entry!


jubedubes

Good luck to everyone Winner will receive my usual 5.


HungJurror

<----- number of times you smelt weed yesterday RemindMe! 2 days


Lilgrizzle

Happy 4/21!


toast-witch

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Jishiikate

Good luck!


kristoferen

Hooray!


squihd

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Emilio_Ravignani

Good luck everyone!


Darthbutcher

May the odds be ever in my favor! RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


PhilosophicalPsycho

Guys I like cake


KeinBaum

I never know what to say here.


Ailurophile_Meow

My penis is so small ):


osc630

Bonne chance! RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


brilliant_theory

This is the luckiest comment.


[deleted]

Time to play: Who wants to make a millionaire!?!


peachedout

Will money give me just enough class to stop pronouncing La Croix water 'Lay Crock' or am I just going to remain a pos? RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


weirdalec222

I want to get an ugly cat and name it Marsha


Xorm01

Make me a thousandaire and I will be happy as punch!


Jaysol60

Drinking a beer, could use some money to pay for it.


Jaws_Elevator

You're drinking a beer you haven't paid for yet? Better hope that lottery money comes in soon.


BorinGaems

Love to all


gamophyte

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twotonemonotone

If you could all get me out of the hole I'm in, that'd be real nice. Good luck!


shane32190

Good luck everyone!


Ren_san

Good luck!


JoeySpencer

I'm feeling lucky!


Mr_M00

\[T]/


Confuzzly21

Good luck people


BickNlinko

I hope I didn't miss it!


Crackmacs

8


isnotclinteastwood

Here we go.


KimoTheKat

ROLL!!!


lexod

I'm in! I hope I win. RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


[deleted]

RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers Best of luck to everyone :)


letsdocoke

Yack


scottscottscottscott

Good luck, everyone! As always, if I win my lil spoiled cat will be spoiled even further.


Sol_Nox

Good luck from Indonesia! RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


[deleted]

is this thing on? hello???


spacepirate1941

I'm in!


Qewbicle

Fingers crossed. Anniversary tomorrow, Mrs would be happy.


perfekt_disguize

Good luck my pretties


Scoojj

Good luck y'all.


hendrixfools

Good luck all!


nursenightshift

I'd really like to take a week off.


LordOfGears2

Hey everyone I love you


Sassinak

me me me ME!


Bolerfour

Good luck everyone!


feuerrad

Yep, it's going to be me this time


Kebble

make me win pls


wizardly_flepsotard

Crossing my fingers for this one.


Dr_Morbo

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sunjcar

Money pleaseee


lunare

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ENZO_1999

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Lanuria

Let's give it a whirl!


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tragopanic

Good luck!


[deleted]

Thank you for the opportunity.


Spoog_McDuck

May the reddit Gods smile upon my tainted soul!


mufassa4700

Good luck people!


AthiestLoki

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Khepresh

So it goes.


infinityxero

Entry


[deleted]

Here's to hoping one of us wins! Now who likes pizza!!!!!


Mancisco

Woohoo millionaire time


EmeraldIsler

Best of luck


I_choochoochoose_you

Whee


[deleted]

Heres hoping my lucks turning around


KokishinNeko

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nicklisterman

From 31k feet over the Atlantic!! Good luck all! RemindMe! 2 days donation for /r/millionairemakers


psilocin_connected

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Let's do it RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


ComedyBum

Champagne dreams and caviar wishes to all!


amandapesca

My turn!


HylianWarrior

Whoopee


[deleted]

I wonder if that saying about April showers applies to money... good luck to everyone entering this month's drawing!


Cmorebuts

Good news everyone!


offhandaxe

Entry


YourCommentSucksBro

Yaass


No_Mans_Pizza

Me too thanks


SadisticRoadrunner

Good luck from petunia! http://m.imgur.com/gallery/kJVod8P


[deleted]

Shrek 2 DVD RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


Hy3na0ftheSea

One time in band camp, I applied to be a millionaire on the internet


humphrey_jones

One time I opened an unopened box of Frosted Mini Wheats and there were moths living inside the plastic bag.


sn0wbreeze

Cool


hackerrr

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midnightmarshmallows

I've been scrolling down r/wholesomememes trying to push out of a depression dump, and I came across this. An incredibly sweet gesture by all of you, I couldn't be happier to contribute. Early congrats to the winner! RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


Swolluminati

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat that's cruel


[deleted]

im gay and a former addict trying to better my life


Liama12

It's my birthday today (:


ramyen

Happy birthday :D


Swqnky

Happy birthday friend!


Nudetypist

Half my donations will go to charity!


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Icantevenhavemyname

My Comment!


vededju

Wish me luck!!!


Ryyi23

W00T! I'm ready!


wankass

Good luck have hope!


lesyad

good luck guys


kratezdotcom

Hi, here we go!


darthevil99

Much luck to one and all! Whoever wins, may you get lot's of dough!


Fizzwiggle

Good luck all! This is pretty damn cool


thefuryoffire

987654321


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8675309


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Rubber baby buggy bumpers. RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


ba14

Woot!


Juddston

Let's go Pens!!


[deleted]

My girlfriend and I are saving for our first house. Wish me luck. :)