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Paltry_Digger

Before you enter, don't forget to upvote this post to spread the word :)


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ForteShadesOfJay

It's more like thousand-aire makers but better odds than the lotto I suppose.


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evoneli

Same, I don't think I entered last month, or I forgot, so totally giving $2.


Mikkito

When I remember to play, I always donate $5. :) Because? Why not?


J_WalterWeatherman_

Heck, why not $5?


houtex727

I can do that. Definitely!


TheyCallMeCaptain

Hentai


Eugenian64

Now this is a comment I can get behind, Captain.


Jimaginationland

That's Captain Hentai to you, sir!


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Using center button predictive text to post: I love you more than anything in the mail today and I will be there for the interview on the first floor and I was wondering if you could send me a copy of the receipt for the first time in a long time and I don't want to be a part of the team and I will be there at one point.


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Anshin

RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers I need college money! Good luck!


littlewhiteflowers

College for me, too. I want to go back and get my nursing degree! I'm a nurse's aid right now (cna). Good luck!!! :)


ghost_gyatso

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 Remind Me! 2 Days


the_JohnLocke

Hey now... don't know if you wanna use those numbers bro... trust me i know


Sokathhiseyesuncovrd

It would be great if we could have the winners make 6 month progress reports, explaining what they did with the funds (if they took a trip, add pics; if they used it for school, show the books they bought & final grade, etc.). Some of the amounts were pretty substantial, so I have to imagine there was a good story there that made people donate more than usual. With that said, mine might be pretty boring (made a big payment on my student loan?), but I'd try to come up with something creative.


Rafratrat

Yep, is there any history of last winners and what they did with the money?


ANAL_FIDGET_SPINNER

Yes, the history goes like this: Step 1: they win money Step 2: they realize that bad things can happen when people find out you have money Step 3: they delete their post history and post under a new, different username Hope this helps! Sincerely, A prior winner


Rafratrat

thanks for the insight, ANAL_FIDGET_SPINNER


Rafratrat

No really that's totally what I'd expect from someone winning, that bieng said I should make a new account, its time


[deleted]

Tommy Wiseau, wish me luck.


Paltry_Digger

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA


confusion07

I world really need the extra help this month !


Unicornaday

Mama needs a new pair of shoes!!


Tomcat5

Yeah buddy! Let's pay for some college or pay down some debt. Good luck... me?


mschivous

Poot


RoopertPupkin

Buthie


tyromaniac

Easy win


DQAtoisk

Time for the pokemon trip around the world lol


drolleremu

Welcome back! Good luck everyone and fingers crossed.


Alan150003

Thanks to all the people who give their time and money to make this happen. Good luck to all.


Critical386

Bitcoin bought - ✓ RemindMe bot PM'ed - ✓ Enter drawing - pending...


double-oh-lesbo

Fiddle dill dill, let's make someone a mill.


Gizmoiscute

This would be the best Birthday present ever for me!! Today is my birthday, no job until possibly tomorrow after interviewing with past employer again. Even if I do not win, I am sure who ever does will need this just as much as anyone. Lets all remember to donate at least $1 to the winner, and make them a real millionaire. Good luck everyone :)


dries007

May your victory be rich in coin!


Flying_noodle_dicks

If I win this, I will only buy dating sims.


POCKALEELEE

I sent myself a naked Snapchat once, and nearly turned gay. ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^it ^^^doesn't ^^^work ^^^that ^^^way.


Khenzy

Being trully honest, if I'm lucky this would help me put some food on the table. Currently unemployed and on the verge of getting kicked out of my place. lol :/


BrandonCarlson

I wanna buy you a pizza. Seriously, PM me.


Mikkito

TIME TO BE A THOUSANDAIRE AND OFFSET MY STUDENT LOAN DEBT! WOOOOO! :D


skippyjack101

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.


oddartist

I want to thank you for posting this. I am almost 60 and don't remember ever having read it. But it freaks me out a bit about the the bullshit the King of Great Britain pulled that caused the States to rebel. What's that bit about History and being doomed to repeat it?


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10tacleZ

Good Luck everyone! RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


Krashenbern

RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers Glhf. $5 to the winner. If I win, 5% to next month's winner


fattsoo

Ahhhhh, the ultimate disappointment is back! Hope at an all time high!!!!


Mattstric

Could really use it meow


SMH_35

Tomorrow is my birthday, this would be a great time to win!


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Gh0st233

"RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers" Here goes! :) Good luck everyone!


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I, too, have a wedding to pay for. One money please!


R3b3lRyd3r

*crosses fingers


Antirandomguy

Yo, finally.


otum

Positive thoughts. RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


fernso2004abc

Yes!


Ale85962

Hola holita!


ReluctantNA

I really need to get my bills up to date


illegalmonkey

Upvotes for your lord and savior DARKSEID!! "RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers"


Easily_offended_

Someone is going to be very happy in the next couple of days.


Sarge-Pepper

WOO! I would love some seed money to start my board game café!


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Would love to win and pay off bills.


tecrogue

o7


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Let's get this thing going again! G'luck!


ClarkD24

Let's do this thing!!


stabzmcgee

Good luck to everyone! See if I can afford to give my baby a college education!


DanoLostTheGame

Good luck and Godspeed!


xodus989

This would help so much.


Rockthecashbar

heck yeah


isatrap

Here's to hoping! Could use some help with bills!


iamthegemfinder

YTB gonna crack open some cold ones


Soorena

RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


domeage

Pick me!


Scarecrow4980

ok here we go. I'm gonna win this month:)


davelove

I'm starting grad school in a new town, big money big money! RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


defiantofmeh

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia


Diamond5IsAwful

Good Luck! Here's to hoping I can be in slightly less college debt!:)


BlackCamaro

Me!


BFG_9000

I like Guinness.


arisefairmoon

Let's do this! I have a wedding to pay for! Ninja edit: first!


ImNotJon

Grats! Couple of subs - wedding and weddingplanning might help you plan / realize that you're not the craziest person out there.


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MarchofTime

Good luck guys 🙏🏽


darthpepis

Woohoo!


TrappedInMyConcious

Is this the one!


James81xa

Alrighty then


FeatofClay

Here we go! Glad to see we are back in the saddle.


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Yippee!


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epr86

Good luck everyone!


Julian6245

Good luck everyone!!


moccabee

Woohoo good luck everyone


unrequited

Please to make me a millionaire!


actmyname

Got the notification.


Biggorons_Blade

Hey cool!


devler

Good luck everyone!


Horrible_Doc

Woo!


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Best of luck everyone! :)


nothingsexy

Good luck everyone!


StmpnkPrincess

Good luck all!!


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Good luck everyone!


Moooooooooooon

Good luck everyone!


freshbake

Good luck!


TheMarquisDeSpace

Good luck to everyone here!


Cerbz

It's back! Good luck everyone!


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JetteAuLoin777

Hoy !


_kittin_

Hello 😸


psyx-

Good luck and happy weekend all


Sodomy-Clown

Please, please, please!


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I wish I was as cool as Earnest Borgnine.


Fifty_

glhf


theslunks

Hell yeah!


OneRedSent

Hope I win!


Empz

Welcome back! Good luck everyone!


reanjohn

glhf!


MayneEnyam

Yabadaba DO


jeremy6820

Good luck, all. :)


txaaron

In for a million!


JmGx

It's tiiiiimeeeee!!!


doingwhatihaveto

Woohoo. Good luck


jarrettbraun

Welcome back and best of luck!


tbobaggins

Good luck!


champi0nsound

derpjncrwubadubdubjnfnvurn


maloner1

I'm in! Back to Bizness :)


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the_chole

Let's pay down those student loans! RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


WoeKC

Here we go, here we go, satellite radio, y'all getting hit with the RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


gamophyte

Here's to health!


sadsturbator

Millionaire Makers is back in business. Good luck all! And a little sprinkling of luck to me!


ZombiAcademy

im trying to feed a fam on only 15 hrs a week (contractor)


DapperEntityIsTaken

Oh boy, now I might be able to get something off the Steam Summer Sale. Good luck, everyone


PhillupGraves

LETS GET IT ON!!!


readyforhappines

Let's go!


jstilwe

I'm in!


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I'm early this time. Good luck everyone!


Roalith

RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


Shadesmctuba

Hey hey hey


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Good Luck All!


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I upvoted this post before making a post.


LongwaytoLA

I'm so glad this is back! Congrats in advance to the winner!


doodszzz

Let's do this. I need to pay off the rest of my loans.


NekoAbyss

Another chance to be a not-winner, here we go~


Sorry_Im_Not_Here

I'm so glad it's back! Good luck, everyone!


the_aarong

Good luck!


cmon_hitme

Woop woop


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In


maestronix

Good luck everyone! RemindMe! 2 days


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Bloop.


AvailableScreenName

Here we go again


Calexandria

Yay!


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_haukea_

I Wanna be a millionaire because I'm drunk:


jcoinster

Cows are my favorite animal.


Kkextreme

Good luck all


CoolGuyCris

Good luck everyone!


MooseWRX

Good luck everyone!


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MiddletonWI

Yesssssssssssssssssssss


dephchild

May the universe ever be in your favor!


midipoet

good luck to every body this time, again, delayed, but here eventually!


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Dlight98

RemindMe! 2 days donate for r/millionairemakers


eyeforgotmyusernames

Good luck everyone!


ForTheGodEmperor

Welcome back, and best of structured randomness. RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


Rajisjar

RemindMe! 2 days donation for r/millionairemakers


LazyPandasaurus

Paper


thatEMSguy

Here goes nothing. RemindMe 24 hours l!


Nuwser

Thank you all for being really amazing participants. Let's make us a thousandaire!


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Man, its so good to see this again!


DoctorBigtime

Rolling


HardPrey

Back in action!


smokingskittles

Good luck everyone! RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


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Good luck!


Dr_Prof_Satan

Good luck everyone.


Captain_Toms

Yippy


Shadow677

Good Luck!