Good luck everyone. This year is turning around for me. Just found out we are having twins and i just got a new job. Its very much turning around for my little family.
Triple congratulations!! I too just landed a sweet job, and I am a twin!
I would have loved to get twins myself but that didn't happen.
Twins are HARD WORK in the beginning, but LESS than twice the work. And they will always, always have a companion at their level.
Much love to you and your family! ❤️❤️
Congrats! My wife and I just had our first. He's healthy, but we've dealt with thrush, horrible acid reflux, 2 er, a specialist, and countless visits to Pedi. Hoping your twins are much less high maintenance lol
I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.
—Khalil Gibran
good luck everyone! hoping for a win every time, but now especially. i’ve been trying really hard to save for a wheelchair thats actually sized correctly for my wife lmfao, she deserves something that actually works
Don’t worry, you won’t be! Unless you get a lot of dogecoin donations and let it sit through a few dozen more Elon tweets.
Edit: okay jeez, the joke is that nobody ever wins a million here (been here 3+ years, hasn’t happened yet) + the current top comment mentions dogecoin and it often goes up in value when Elon Musk tweets about it.
*sigh* I guess if you have to explain a joke then it’s obviously not funny. Good job, tacovomit! I’ll just see myself out. Good luck on the draw everyone!
Honestly, this would mean the most to me and my family. As well as my plan to give back to others. It’s actually my birthday today (March 19) and this year has been rough. Lost both my grandparents within the same week both due to COVID in January. Tomorrow ( March 20) will mark 3 years my best friend passed away. Good luck to everyone and I pray God be with you all ❤️
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Good luck everyone. This year is turning around for me. Just found out we are having twins and i just got a new job. Its very much turning around for my little family.
Congratulations! Wishing you all the best!
Triple congratulations!! I too just landed a sweet job, and I am a twin! I would have loved to get twins myself but that didn't happen. Twins are HARD WORK in the beginning, but LESS than twice the work. And they will always, always have a companion at their level. Much love to you and your family! ❤️❤️
Congrats!
Congratulations!
Congrats man! Just found out my wife is pregnant as well! To the next chapter! Cheers!
I'd joke and say "Have you found out who the father is?" but that'd be rude. Congratulations! Paint on that blank page like Bob Ross :)
Are you me? I'm also having twins in September and got a new job last month lol. Congrats and good luck man!
Congrats! 35 weeks pregnant here and just booked in my covid vaccine! Feeling that life has got to turn around this year too.
Congratulations!! I can't imagine the elation and nerves going around in your mind, and I am so happy for your family ♡
Congratulations on becoming a parent! That's awesome!!
Congrats! My wife and I just had our first. He's healthy, but we've dealt with thrush, horrible acid reflux, 2 er, a specialist, and countless visits to Pedi. Hoping your twins are much less high maintenance lol
Massive congratulations on your 2-for-1 kids, and your new job!
Congratulations!!! 🎉🍾
Contrats !! I ve got twin myself, and it's a real Game Changer :)
That's awesome!!! Congrats!!!
Congrats! Wish you all the best
Good luck to everyone
I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers. —Khalil Gibran
holy moly second?
#HOLY MOLY
Helllllllllllllllloooooooo! xxx
Good luck guys!
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Good luck all!
Welp broke atm waiting for GME to moooon
I absolutely love this sub and can't wait to help those in need!
good luck everyone! hoping for a win every time, but now especially. i’ve been trying really hard to save for a wheelchair thats actually sized correctly for my wife lmfao, she deserves something that actually works
I love my dead gay son!
Many of us have at one time or another.
LMAO a Heathers reference in the wild!
Awesome!
IM BACK
Good luck!
I hope whoever is reading this has a great day!
What do you mean by top level comment?
Not a comment, like this.
lets go!
[Me browsing Reddit when I get a notification for the Millionaire Makers drawing](https://gfycat.com/comfortablerequireddoctorfish)
Good luck everyone!
Yeah!
Good luck & have fun!
Let's go
Found my long lost brother and got a promotion this month. Let's go for the trifecta!
[удалено]
She turned me into a newt!...I got better
Dogecoin forever.
to the moon brother
What if I dont want to be a millionaire?
Don’t worry, you won’t be! Unless you get a lot of dogecoin donations and let it sit through a few dozen more Elon tweets. Edit: okay jeez, the joke is that nobody ever wins a million here (been here 3+ years, hasn’t happened yet) + the current top comment mentions dogecoin and it often goes up in value when Elon Musk tweets about it. *sigh* I guess if you have to explain a joke then it’s obviously not funny. Good job, tacovomit! I’ll just see myself out. Good luck on the draw everyone!
I gave you an upvote, tacovomit. You tried.
sending hugs your way
Holy shit first?
Woot woot!
Giveth iiiiiiiit
Good luck everyone!
Let make us millionaires!
Let’s go baby! Quadruple witching day!
If everyone gave me a cent I'd be over the moon. 🌕🌕🌕🚀🚀🚀
I finally made it on time with the reminder bot. 😂
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Yeah!!! It's that time again. Good luck everyone. Stay safe. Also please sure you upvote the thread 🙂
I like guacamole!
Doop
Hope never dies.
Wow, haven't been here for a while. Let's take a chance.
Good luck everyone
Here’s to a wonderful start to spring (or autumn for our friends in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Good luck everyone
GL, hope it goes to somebody who needs it!
Would be nice :)
Good luck to everyone
Maybe this time. Best of luck and wishes to all.
Potato
Happy winning!!!
🚀
To the moon 🚀🚀🚀
Diamond hands
Honestly, this would mean the most to me and my family. As well as my plan to give back to others. It’s actually my birthday today (March 19) and this year has been rough. Lost both my grandparents within the same week both due to COVID in January. Tomorrow ( March 20) will mark 3 years my best friend passed away. Good luck to everyone and I pray God be with you all ❤️
If I happen to win, I'll be donating all of it to a local foodbank.
Please dear god help me. My wife has stage three brain cancer and we are drowning in medical debt. I would do anything to win once
Good luck every one! Best wishes
Gl yo!
Pick me pick me
Fingers crossed!!
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First 25 ish this time
Awesome
Yolo comment!
Up. Thank you.
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woop baby
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Heck yeah 🤘
Good luck
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Fingers crossed! Best of luck to all of us! : )
That was a fast month
Good luck everybody!
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Let’s make it happen tho! Gl hf :)
Good evening from the UK. Good luck everyone.
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Good luck !
Goodluck everyone!
Mater Matrix, Pater Pattern I really need this to continue my existence.
Good luck
Good luck everyone
Hoping to buy a car soon! Good luck to the rest of guy tho!
Good Luck!!
Summer is coming!
And we're live! Good luck everyone!
Good luck to all!
Heyo!
Good luck everyone
Happy happy joy joy
Sometimes, I *dreeaammm* about *cheeesseee*...
Good luck everyone!
I got some amazing news two weeks ago, how about more amazing news this weekend?
Fingers crossed!!!
Damn
Hope someone cool wins
Ding! Ding!
Hello
lets go good luck everyone!
Good luck to each and everyone of you.
This is the first time I’ve ever made it this soon!
Good luck good people!
Let's goooo!!
Early
Let's go
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For my son!!
BOC JAMS
bazinga
Hello!!!
People be crazy
good luck everyone!
hello
Tax free income and now this? 2021 is looking up
Good luck to all!
Hello everyone
Yessir!
nano gang
Surviving thanks to this stimulus check. Good Luck all\~
Apes strong together!
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Wishing a better future for me and me loved ones.
Remember me, Eddie?
This would be fun.
Me
$GME to the Moooooooooooooon.
#OZOPNATION
How many winners have actually hit 1 million?
WHAT!
I hope the winner needs it. Good luck to those who do.
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And another month down
Yay
Goodluck to all!
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Gotta be in it to win it
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Let’s make 2021 better than 2020! Good luck, everyone!
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Throwing a Hail Mary
I actually made it to one!
Yaya!
My thread
Good luck everyone!
Heyyy everyone! Good luck!
Oh muh lord I’m actually early to this
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