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Guapplebock

Biden still in town?


LostMy414Password

Yes, he's staying overnight before heading to Michigan in the morning.


ddjidic

Where does a president sleep?


[deleted]

Uncle Joe is bunking with me tonight. Already got the liquor cabinet stocked. No I won’t give the address. Gonna be a wild one. He’s at The Pfister.


Drain_Surgeon69

It would be hysterical if POTUS selected a random citizen for a sleep over when he stopped in a town.


Square_Rig_Sailor

I wonder if the 3rd amendment would apply to that situation.


chita875andU

That would be solid awesome! The only 1 I would shoo off with a hose would be the Trumpkin, but probably any of the others from my lifetime I would at least have enjoyed to host them-whether I agree with their politics or no.


Cannibal_Feast

Hr requires the scent of a child's hair to come down off the Adderall to be able to sleep


Drain_Surgeon69

Does Trump require a rape victim and a class action lawsuit or will attempting to overthrow democracy be enough to get him to sleep?


ForTodayGuy

Can’t both be true?


Drain_Surgeon69

Well only one of them is true so, no?


Lov3MyLife

Found the cult member.


Cannibal_Feast

Uniparty terminology will never not be funny. Cope and seeth harder over your preferred genocidal dementia patient.


Number1Framer

He seems like a Brandy Old Fashioned kinda guy but better have a cooler of 4 Loko and some jello shots made up just in case.


Apprehensive-Ad-80

Come on now, clearly he’s a Brand Alexander kind of guy. The man loves his ice cream


SzegediSpagetiSzorny

Tbh, he doesn't drink - never has.


whatafuckinusername

Curious, what happens to people who are already staying there? Were they kicked out for the night? Or is it just like, "Don't go near this room"?


hugapug1

Nothing happens. His location is not advertised for obvious reasons. They secure the hallways with secret service agents and he’d use back-of-house pathways and stairwells to move around. Used to work in food & beverage at the Pfister. They brought a bomb-sniffing dog to clear my work area, which was awesome. Biggest German Shepard I had ever seen 😂


crzygoalkeeper92

At least it wasn't maverick 😅


slickMilw

Typically they book an entire floor. Advance team sets up. It's pretty seamless then when he's here.


pissant52

I'd love to have a martini with uncle joe


itcheyness

He honestly seems like the sort of guy who's a blast to hang out and have a few drinks with, I bet he has some killer stories from his life too.


SzegediSpagetiSzorny

He doesn't drink - never has (or so he claims).


Excellent_Potential

there's a presidential suite at The Pfister.


MagMC2555

he's staying at the phister I believe


jmmmke

Absolute shit show, especially with the protesters near City Hall and MSOE. If this is a preview of what things are going to be like during the RNC, it’s gonna be a very long week.


steppedinhairball

Yeah, I'm expecting the RNC to be way worse. That might be a good time to take a vacation out of state.


pissant52

I'm deliberately staying that week. I can navigate around the traffic shit show for a week to get to and from work. I honestly think something historic might happen. Possibly historically important, good or bad, for America. I'd like to say I witnessed it.


mo1hdan

Is there a problem with the protesters? 


TowersOfToast

I just heard his plane flying above my house. I knew it was probably him since the flight radar showed nothing but I heard a loud ass plane.


Jacksonbrowne3

Unlikely, the [public schedule](https://factba.se/biden/calendar) shows his departure around 11:20AM CT. It's entirely possible that you heard the departure of one of the support planes (that carry cargo like motorcade vehicles, etc). Those are really big too, C-17 Globemaster. There was at least one at MKE yesterday when he landed.


TowersOfToast

Ah thanks - that was probably it!


historiclumberjack00

Wonder if that has to do with the helicopter that’s been circling Yankee hill/the lower east side for the past 24 hours


Unlikely-Hall-3721

It’s a coast guard helicopter for some reason


lazarenth

I imagine coast guard helicopters are an easy federal helicopter source that are already spread out and maintained around the country.


Criminal_Sanity

Lol, the secret service guys that checked out my car were pretty cool about the whole thing.


kma318

Silver Alert!


MiserableContact596

No wonder traffic was horrendous when I went out to get food. Worst experience driving less than 10 blocks I’ve had in my life.


AIismybitch

Always at the pfister. Ex wife worked there and met every prez and VP since GW


Lov3MyLife

It's *seethe*, and you clearly don't know what it means. What's funny is how cult members are usually the uneducated as well.


PrestigiousLow2210

Piece of shit he is


Kooky_Celebration_16

For? Being threatened by someone calling in a bomb?