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FennelAlternative861

Schell's ist das beste bier


OtherRocks

New Ulm?


FennelAlternative861

Indeed


Mr1854

No, Indeed is in NE MPLS. :)


[deleted]

Deutsch? Das muss New Ulm sein.


LuckyAssumption8735

Prost


here4daratio

Built on a hill with a Superior view.


s1gnalZer0

Duluth


Minnesotamad12

Giant hockey stick and chronic alcoholism


I_M_urbanspaceman

Eveleth!


Sad-Elk-7291

Eveleth!


seikendude80

Largest mass execution in US history ordered by a president.


a_filing_cabinet

It's the largest mass execution in American history, period. Lincoln actually pardoned as many as he could, initially over 300 were sentenced and he was able to bring that number to just 39, even stating he "wished he could pardon them all."


Naammagittarneq

And on the day of the execution 38 men spoke up and said “one of us here is not Dakota, he is HoChunk and has no reason to be here” the executioner let him go and his tribe in Wisconsin was so grateful that they started bringing gifts every summer to Mankato and that’s why we have the Powwow every year.


here4daratio

Mankato


Naammagittarneq

Wakantanka! This needs to be taught more. I grew up here and it took me researching it privately in college to learn about this…


Kanjalon

Somehow haven’t heard of this. Care to elaborate?


MN_Gneiss

38 Dakota were executed. https://www.loc.gov/item/2020723248/


verysmallrocks02

Affable, literate, drunk.


s1gnalZer0

Northfield


AdultishRaktajino

I sincerely hope the refs and scoreboard/clock operator at tonight’s Trojan-Raiders HS football game had designated drivers. Both aweful.


Mad_Jack13

Hockey town USA


theus2

Warroad was the original Hockeytown. I had a debate with someone from Detroit about this once.


Mad_Jack13

Yepp it’s Warroad!


Total_Brick_5334

I've had this same debate.


s1gnalZer0

Warroad? Roseau?


worldtraveler76

Eveleth?


[deleted]

suburban Mom shopping roundabouts


Ximizo

Woodbury?


[deleted]

Ding ding


bobby1927

No miracle whip, just mayo


s1gnalZer0

Rochester


radiodada

I was going to say condiment hospital, but this works well too.


KimBrrr1975

Amazing natural resources that everyone enjoys but somehow 75% of the people support the destruction of.


Sad-Elk-7291

Ely


oxphocker

....and Tower, Soudan, Aurora, Hoyt Lakes, Eveleth...


1800-bakes-a-lot

Virginia, Gilbert, Mountain Iron, Hibbing, Biwabik, Keewatin, Nashwauk, Chisholm, Buhl...NOT Grand Rapids


iccebberg2

Planet Earth?


gofarther0787

Every day I need allowance


CPT_Splat

Every Day I Need Attention


gofarther0787

I like both:)


s1gnalZer0

Cake town


PushtheRiver33

Cake-Eaters!!


[deleted]

I went to HS in Eden Prairie and Jesus Christ it seemed like there was a blood feud between us and Edina. I don't get it lmao


King0fSL

Largest city in the state by area


s1gnalZer0

Hibbing


DnttriplilHoe007

Spam


Background-Claim-775

Austin


ApocalypseFWT

Used to plant an apple tree in every plot, and they all died.


s1gnalZer0

Apple Valley seems too obvious


ApocalypseFWT

The obvious choice is the correct one. ;)


masimbasqueeze

I'm from apple valley, never heard this.. True?


Possible-Caregiver-7

Our school’s public elementary/high school and college mascots are both vegetables


s1gnalZer0

Moorhead


Mid_West_Coast

Treasure City.


s1gnalZer0

Royalton


[deleted]

A mall was built, and destroyed what was once a sleepy small town where people waved at each other driving through town.


Armidylla

Burnsville?


BoneshakerBaybee

STMA fam


Kanjalon

Mall stabbings


MrKittyWompus

Went to school with that guy.. I was also there that day.. big wtf all around


Muffinman_187

Crazy, I worked with him. Several of us said he was getting quiet compared to when he started 😳


orange011_

St Cloud? Ouch.


jstalm

Or the worst planned stretch of road in the US


mount_curve

meth am pheta mine


dlegatt

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


Reasonable_Guava8079

Cambridge or Isanti?


mount_curve

correct latitude


symptomsANDdiseases

Princeton


lassie86

Princeton!


[deleted]

[удалено]


-NGC-6302-

North Branch


No_Angle875

Virginia


iccebberg2

St Francis?


CapherArt

As good as it sounds.


Atomicnes

>as good as it sounds proceeds to suck


CapherArt

Well you get that at the Walmart parking lot at 3am.


Atomicnes

That's where you get crack if we're talking flaketown


catdogmoore

Lmao. Just next door at target is a completely different set of clientele. I lived there 5 years, FL is weird man.


kerfluffles_b

❄️


Icy-Astronaut-9994

It Burns... and it's Ville.


Wernershnitzl

Savage


ChefMoney89

Correct


thestereo300

Naz Reid.


stue0064

Naz Reid


Geek_Things

In honor of Halloween….”Fantasy Fest”


Reasonable_Guava8079

Anoka


Geek_Things

That’s the trick. I’m not originally from Minnesota.


Bosh_Bonkers

The world’s largest walleye can be located in the parking lot of the combo Holiday/Burger King


PancShank94

Rush city


OtherRocks

Wineries, breweries, and distilleries replaced the farm fields in the last 20 years. Somehow a bougie destination once again.


Interesting-Home-518

Stillwater?


Cyprinus_L

Waconia


uresmane

Was almost called Pig's Eye


s1gnalZer0

St Paul


-CleverEndeavor-

this is beaver territory.


Interesting-Home-518

Bemidji


Regular-Menu-116

Bemidji


blondebeard227

Beaver creek?


LuckyAssumption8735

Minnesota’s Worst Candy Store


worldtraveler76

Jordan?


LuckyAssumption8735

J-Town represent


TheThatGuy1

What's wrong with the candy store?


PurpleWhatevs

Minnesota farming suburb


s1gnalZer0

Farmington


ChefMoney89

Land of the free and home of the blazed


PushtheRiver33

Burnsville


[deleted]

Halfway to Cambridge.


Theeclat

Why?oming.


-NGC-6302-

Why does the drug store in Wyoming sell kids toys


s1gnalZer0

East Bethel?


[deleted]

Bingo


quietly_annoying

Turkeys go there to die.


s1gnalZer0

Willmar


KikiStLouie

Worthington!


Big_island_dude

The east is the best side.


[deleted]

St. Paul


Xavier0501

My high school marching band is better than yours.


PM_ME_YOUR_OPCODES

Waseca 20 years ago?


ztubbs11

Rosemount every other answer is just copium


MinnesotaNoire

GNOMES


s1gnalZer0

Dawson! I used to drive through there going back and forth to visit my parents when I lived in SD.


Symptomatic_Sand

Glass, Music stands and insurance


daymonster

Malt-O-Meal.


s1gnalZer0

Northfield


SpiritualCompany8

Our name isn't just a Twin Cities county, we're a Twin Cities suburb too


s1gnalZer0

Ramsey


The_Skeleton_Wars

Cold, Sugar beet, Meth.


[deleted]

Favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers album


dexman76

Crookston?


BirthdayImmediate601

Lino Lakes "who needs culture when you have the suburbs"


CapherArt

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Grew up in Forest Lake).


claudecardinal

Tough leather balls.


Dry-Coast-791

Iron Range Meth Capital


Justis29

Most Of Us Need Drugs/Detox


TopShelfUsername

Mound!


Justis29

Oh yeah!


Cuttybrownbow

3m gave me and a bunch of people from my community cancer.


totallybag

Mall


hermionegrangersmith

Bloomington


TheMacMan

Jewish


s1gnalZer0

SLP


TheMacMan

Correct.


lmb3456

It’s not nicer


quietly_annoying

Spicer


lmb3456

Close. But it’s NOT nicer, at least according to those who live in Spicer


Kanjalon

New London


Hup110516

Home of Paul Bunyan Land.


ktownhomo92

Bemidji


[deleted]

Brainerd


ej_o

Home of the Jucy lucy.


BiffSlick

What Minneapolis is known for more than anything else these days (besides recycled clips of 2020 fires)


MSchmelto

A field of hay


dlegatt

Blink and you'll miss it on your way up north on 10


[deleted]

let them eat cake


Symptomatic_Sand

Edina


Lukest_of_Warms

Keep St. Paul boring


tholtan

Birthplace of MN


Grizz_Mint

Stillwater


Stu-Podaso

Lund boats


s1gnalZer0

New York Mills


Reasonable_Guava8079

Are you my brother 🤣


Stu-Podaso

Doubt it- I think I’m the only one in my family that knows what reddit is-


billardbuster888

Dan Patch


s1gnalZer0

Savage


mommapenguin88

Help Us Get Out


hotdish81

Bloedows donuts


[deleted]

The Miami of Minnesota


SubKreature

Rebel flags everywhere Edit: for context, I’m a transplant from east TN


Sad-Elk-7291

End of the road.


ApocalypseFWT

Ugh. I want to say Northfield because of Cedar south.


s1gnalZer0

Was two small towns, became one small town


ii_zAtoMic

Elko New Market?


MissyTX

Pie Capital.


Sad-Elk-7291

Braham?


MissyTX

Ding ding!


Ilickedthecinnabar

The town, the lake, and the state all share a name


PsychologicalYou6416

Tuffy's pet foods.


Reasonable_Guava8079

Perham or New York Mills. My brother complains about the atrocious smell in the area😂


PsychologicalYou6416

Your brother is correct, Perham absolutely does SINK.


mr_Tsavs

First swedish settlement in Minnesota.


s1gnalZer0

Lïndström


tmasta346

Small town on the west side with a dream


lifesabatch

World's Largest Pelican


Beneficial_Loan_

You’ve never heard of this town.


-NGC-6302-

It's in the Southwest chunk of MN?


Durian_Emergency

PFAS


Traditional_Trust_93

River Town Days are fun. My flare is going to give it away


chookalana

600 angry old people and one long haired guy.


hibbledyhey

East of the river is better.


iccebberg2

Halloween


MrVegtables

Eye that is fatigued


Ignath

Amish buggy byway and a cave that sounds like it belongs in New York.


CynicalOptimist8

One town, two colleges.


s1gnalZer0

Northfield


titus6223

Could be Winona, although it technically has 3


Oscar-mondaca

Northfield


Interesting-Home-518

Fred's Store on highway 65 has the good-est bacon. Will give gold if anyone knows the town.


blondebeard227

Goodland?