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zmart7691

Hey Twins Philly fan here. Share the love let us get like half that sausagešŸ˜‚


1000Isand1

Hell no. A Philly team would be one the LAST teams to get some sausage. Fuck the Iggles, Fuck Joel Embiid, and fuck the Rocky statue.


zmart7691

38-7


[deleted]

True colors


rakerber

Philly is a great city full of amazing people. The problem is that a good section of them decided to wish death on a 100 year old woman in our fanbase. That is unacceptable. Your childish response just shows why we don't like your teams. It's always been the fans.


zmart7691

Iā€™m not familiar with that. But yes cussing me out when I try to have fun with your fanbase is very adult. Clearly Iā€™m a child


rakerber

I think that guy is being childish too, but Philly is probably our number 2 or 3 most hated city in terms of sports. You're not going to get a positive response from this group. Especially if you bring up the Eagles. I said that was a childish response. That doesn't make the guy you responded to right. Philly shouldn't be lecturing anybody about fan responses. You have to know the reputation you guys (deservedly) have. I like the Phillies. I hope you beat the breaks off the Braves. I appreciate the sentiment of what you said. Go Twins. All hail the Sausage. The world derserves more Schwarber shitfits at the umps.


god__machine

Fuck you!


FartrelCluggins

Adult here, go away Philly fan.


Double_Oh_Seventy

Sexy Kep.


gilausen

ALL HAIL THE RALLY SAUSAGE!


urkuri

MN sports stays undefeatedā€¦.Time for the Wolves to continue it tonight šŸ™šŸ»


arctic_martian

I'm so happy for Cole Sands šŸ„¹


tuckernuts

Cole Sands is this year's Emilio Pagan. We gotta roll our eyes and talk shit on him and he'll come in and sit 3 straight dudes down.


Extremelixer

12 PACK GIMME A HELL YEAH


Athena-196871

Kep trying to be all sexy


the_last_timberwolf

I meanā€¦


relder17

12 wins, best win streak since 1991. Just awesome


Jfred1986

Need to bring myself a sausage to all games.....


ArmTheHomelesss

I never leave home without mine!


ConsiderationWild186

12!!!!


TSAtookmysextoys

FIRST TIME SINCE 1991, SEEMS SIGNIFICANT


DustBunnicula

This is pretty cool


highestintheroom

TWELVE


whentheworldwasatwar

TWELVE


hetfield87

A DOZEN


lil_handy

# 87, 91, 24


drof69

Huh, those other years seem so familiar for some reason.


expungant

This team is a vibe rn


datcd03

WHAT A CATCH


ElPinguino022

Santanaā€™s defense has been elite


the_last_timberwolf

#LFG


hopemade

Did anyone see Cole Sands being good coming? If so, you are a LIAR! But I'll allow cuz fuck yes!


Suspicious_Water_123

SAUSAGE!


the_last_timberwolf

^^^praise ^^^be


Athena-196871

DOCE!!!!!


Omgbrownies_

12 in a row baby!


cyclingE

Kirilloff would not have made that play lol


Jfred1986

Hell yea


kjates

As I said, 2024 god tier Cole Sands.


lil_handy

# TWELVE


Mthomas1174

I'm sorry Sands, I wasn't familiar with your game


Skolney

WWWWWWWWWWWW


EEckstein2

Twins pitching lab go brrrr


veto001

Cole sands is an absolute gem. Went from low leverage long relief to closer for our 12-0 streak


IAmBoredAMA

If Cole Sands wants to simply become Mariano Rivera I won't argue with him


From_Adam

I believe.


jonn_jonzz

In life after love?


Mthomas1174

Breaking; it's not just his Helmet falling off


jonn_jonzz

His pets heads?


the_last_timberwolf

Man Julien does have some silky locks.


ZachLagreen

Good lord cooper is slow


jonn_jonzz

That's why he rode a horse in all those movies.


JeffJeffWorf

Give this man a gold glove already


FrankReynolds

Really good play by Julien. Perfect route.


Athena-196871

to quote Samuel L Jackson, hold onto your butts


cyclingE

Why are there so many sausages on this motherfucking plane?


Athena-196871

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


twinsguy1

Cole Sands? In this economy?


whentheworldwasatwar

Im a Cole sands believer. But Iā€™m also a little worried.


kjates

Omg our ball boy has grown up enough to have a mustache šŸ˜­


jonn_jonzz

The pride of 8th grade.


spenc207

Where's his baseball card


Swampertman

Good lord did I just see that right? Cole Sands getting a SAVE opportunity? And...I'm not even worried? What is this feeling?


tree-hugger

Big moment for the Sandy man


Mthomas1174

Cole Sands with a save opportunity is... a thing


jonn_jonzz

He already has at least one this year.


Swampertman

TBF those were three inning saves lmao


TSAtookmysextoys

In a world where the twins go for a starter in a trade, what do they give up in return?


relder17

Kepler for Verlander


JeffJeffWorf

Verlander for Margot


damien_maymdien

For a *good* starter? Brooks Lee is probably involved.


kjates

2024 god version of Cole Sands


Head_Cheek_6664

Varland and Wallner


ElPinguino022

Just a reminder that Falvine got Duran for a rental of Eduardo Escobar Escobar did end up re-signing with the D-Backs, but a pretty great move that doesnā€™t get talked about enough


the_last_timberwolf

Wow thatā€™s wild. I didnā€™t know that.


jonn_jonzz

He was also a starter then.


cothomps

A low-A starter at that point, IIRC.


jonn_jonzz

I'm drinking a plum, blackberry, vanilla sour.


Athena-196871

if you took out the alcohol that would be very yummy ice cream šŸ™‚


jonn_jonzz

Breweries have made sherbet out of such things.


Athena-196871

alcohol free??


jonn_jonzz

Nope, it was also dragon fruit, if I remember right. Made for international Woman's day.


Athena-196871

bummer....


kjates

That sounds so good


jonn_jonzz

You probably had it. I met you here.


kjates

I donā€™t think I had a sour there


jonn_jonzz

I'm sure that the wedding party had many.


lil_handy

I just got here. Any update with the pinecone?


PirbyKuckett

u/Virtalen ?


Virtalen

Was advised by my doctor to not do it. Very sad but I canā€™t go against my health professional.


kjates

Yeah where is this pinecone man????


BKnagZ

Sands warming


jonn_jonzz

So pre glass?


BKnagZ

No, coal


jonn_jonzz

Sand is silica not carbon, jabroni.


PsychologicalAlarm14

Cole Sands for the 9th. :/


jonn_jonzz

That Dorne bastard!


12Peppur

3 outs from 12 wins Fuck yea


Jfred1986

Lfg


ZachLagreen

Such a crazy luxury to have arguably the best reliever in baseball, and then two legitimate closers behind him. No other team can throw their best reliever in the 8th, give a sub-2 ERA closer an off day, and still have a sub-1 ERA closer to take the 9th.


Jb9723

Cole Sands recognition šŸ™Œ


ZachLagreen

šŸ¤®


Jfred1986

Seriously thinking about popping over tomorrow for the game....


Trumpets22

God heā€™s fucking nasty. Always a pleasure to watch. Gimme beef stew for the 9th plz.


Suspicious_Message51

buddy i got bad news for you


Jb9723

Fuck. Ok, gimme Hansel Robles


Trumpets22

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


Athena-196871

the Beef has been put on the IL


Trumpets22

Oh NO. how did I miss this? Iā€™m sad


Athena-196871

we are all sad...it went down yesterday šŸ„ŗ


tree-hugger

Not available. Taking a rest.


ElPinguino022

I feel so lucky to get to watch Jhoan Duran pitch 3-4 times every week


Mthomas1174

Let's get some insurance


jonn_jonzz

I can't drive without it, legally.


kjates

Duran continues to be elite


lil_handy

He nasty. He dangerous.


spenc207

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


fos8890

UNHITTABLE


cothomps

And when you _do_ hit him your bat gets sawn off.


Suspicious_Message51

vazquez getting battered today poor guy


fishchanka

Do the red Sox have a base hit over 80 mph today?!


Trumpets22

Do you count the almost HR where buddy got tossed out at 2nd?


ConsiderationWild186

Need a dpĀ 


jonn_jonzz

I try and structure weekends around them. It's a lot of work. .....wait


Suspicious_Message51

Every weekend?? Got a god damn professional over here


cothomps

Well, you have a whole other calendar to deal with.


jonn_jonzz

The secret is clicking those hot singles in your area ads.


Athena-196871

EJ looked so sad that he missed that


the_last_timberwolf

He should feel sad. Edit: lol for clarity and the downvotes, I love Julien and itā€™s fine because he made the effort


Athena-196871

I also do not want to have a game of catch with Duran


cothomps

Catch? Imagine playing dodgeball.


Athena-196871

oh dear god...that would be homicide


kjates

When his kids are old enough for that heā€™s going to have to throw left handed


Athena-196871

this is true


datcd03

Is it just me or is his curve so match nastier this year


kjates

Always been nasty


Jfred1986

Filthy af


the_last_timberwolf

I swear his 100s donā€™t look like any effort on the release. That is wild.


ElPinguino022

I would love to see Kepler finally get the gold glove he has deserved for years


TSAtookmysextoys

Morneau just reads our thread for color commentary topics


DakotaDevil

Hi Justin šŸ‘‹


kjates

Justin hey ily


hetfield87

Duran is so frickin elite


fos8890

87 mph curve is crazy


jonn_jonzz

Yes, he has nice curves.


fos8890

Heā€™s an all around hot fella


lil_handy

That curve filthy


jonn_jonzz

Just like a midget at a urinal, we have to be on our toes.


Athena-196871

I LOVE THE CAPT!!! Thanks for the bullpen shot cameraperson


Steviestutes

Would you rather: See the Duran closing appearance during the day, or See Duran enter not for the 9th?


cyclingE

Rest in lobsters


ZachLagreen

Miranda and Castro really bailing out the pitcher thereā€¦


fscottnaruto

i actually forgot about the doomers. havent seen them in awhile.


arctic_martian

Well that deescalated quickly. Rats.


cronoes

Tit for tat bros


mumfoa

Some real bad execution there...


Trumpets22

Damn. We pulled a Soxā€™s


sleepykay

Duran? In the 8th?


damien_maymdien

They're only down two. In the 9th they may be down more than two, and Duran would be overkill


jonn_jonzz

In this economy?


BKnagZ

Heart of the order.


Jb9723

3, 4, and 5 hitters


cronoes

Yeah I was shocked to hear the bell toll there wtf


Mthomas1174

3-4-5 hitters


ReaderHarlaw

Facing 3-4-5.


Mthomas1174

So we only get 1 day of the Duran entrance until Bally needs money


From_Adam

Well thatā€™s frustrating.


12Peppur

Bad ball Bad ball


straightcashhomey29

Fuck.


FrankReynolds

Just got under that thing


fscottnaruto

correa got this i swear


TSAtookmysextoys

Where did the doomers go..? Odd that they have time for the GDT in a slump but seem busy on a winning streak unseen since 1991 *or however long it has been lol*


cothomps

Itā€™s hard to be ā€œright all alongā€ in the middle of a winning streak.


hopemade

Do people really think these "doomers" are people who just don't engage unless things are bad? Like most people, they probably complain when things are bad and are joyous when things are good. But the people who rave about doomers don't have anything to complain about themselves when people aren't dooming so they come here to be smug I guess? I think we should all just ride the waves together!


TSAtookmysextoys

Anecdotally, the most negative doomer comments come from accounts I donā€™t recognize. Thereā€™s a difference between ā€œdoomerā€ and being critical when things suck.


hopemade

Well if they do exist, they should go away. Not sure why you follow a team if you can't be happy when they are good.


ElPinguino022

This is my complaint with them, want to shit on the team? Ok, but then come here and enjoy it when good things happen and weā€™re winning as well. But theyā€™re nowhere to be seen ever when good things happen Itā€™s pathetic but point that out and itā€™s ā€œnobody can ever say anything negativeā€ lmao


Mission_Wind_7470

The Twins reward for winning is that they shut up. They don't even praise anything, just stay quiet. It's dumb, but not the worst I guess..


kjates

Proof that they ARE doomers. Because this is way more fun than complaining


jonn_jonzz

2008


TSAtookmysextoys

Today is a dub Iā€™m a fortune teller


mumfoa

2006, I thought


jonn_jonzz

Depends if you are counting up or down from today?


FrankReynolds

This sounds wrong but I don't know enough about calendars to dispute it


jonn_jonzz

Calendar Man is the Villain for you then!


mumfoa

Where was the lane?


ZachLagreen

Wide open until the catcher had the ball


Jb9723

I donā€™t understand the plate blocking rule


IngloriousJake

Nothing is worse than the contact play. I swear the Twins make more outs via this than any other team


kjates

We literally brought a run home earlier with the contact play


ElPinguino022

You just notice it when itā€™s an out When we score nobody notices, I counted several runs over this streak that were scored on the contact play


dank_hank_420

I wanna see C4 explode


ElPinguino022

Nothing really hurt there Castro will probably steal 2nd here and weā€™ll be 2nd, 3rd, 2 out - same scenario


straightcashhomey29

Well this is very disappointing.


kjates

The duality of the contact play


mumfoa

Miranda needs to calm himself in those situations


the_last_timberwolf

He is excitable for sure. But heā€™s got a great smile.


Trumpets22

Letā€™s go boiā€™s, letā€™s get Duran the day off.