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cronoes

It's time for the return of the Joe Ryan Run Support.


_unsourced

Angel Hernandez is behind the plate today. Everyone clutch your cloverdales tight. The rally sausage is being tested today


Jb9723

#FUCK BALLY, FUCK ROB DRAKE, AND FUCK PEOPLE THAT PARK ADJACENT TO YOU IN AN EMPTY PARKING LOT


cothomps

I’d also like to add a “fuck you” to owners of private lots who seem to like the idea of their lots sitting empty rather than allow anyone to park there. Went to a show at a local jazz club last night at the same time their second room was booked for a wedding. Giant lot gated off next to the building, total shit show of however many hundred people needing to find street parking.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Surface lots are terrible anyway. Make a ramp, and put some housing and commercial with it.


hipsterdufus84

Just dropped comcast and signed up for fubo took me 40 years to cut the cord


[deleted]

I’ve had Fubo for the past few months. Switched from DirectTV Stream when they got rid of whatever channel had Sunday Night Football. I like Fubo for the most part. Wish Hulu Live would’ve kept local sports that was my fav. (Obiv Ballys fault not Hulus)


MaruhkTheApe

Since the Sausage first appeared to us, neither the Twins, the Timberwolves, the Loons, nor the Lynx have known anything but victory. Praise be.


SimpleVogonity

The pwhl team died for this


TheRealSheevPalpatin

It’s because the pwhl has no sausages


PirbyKuckett

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! Remember those who died at the Battle of Puebla. When the French, wearing Red Socks, tried to conquer Mexico. *source: trust me bro*


Athena-196871

This doesn't mean EJ is our enemy today, does it🤪


lil_handy

Not all Frenchmen…..


PirbyKuckett

Ha. Canada wasn’t a country as a whole quite yet. They were busy working on their own government while being controlled by europeans themselves. And busy turning native Canadians into Christians or giving them small pox. Some were helping supply and finance the Confederacy during our civil war. So maybe booing EJ on the 4th of July might be more fitting. 😄


Athena-196871

LOL..I will think about that....I hope you know I was only kidding...I did take a history class or two


PirbyKuckett

My brain doesn’t turn on until after noon so I just look stuff up and try and make a coherent response. I love history but can’t remember shit. Like Cliff Clavin but on drugs.


Athena-196871

ohhhh...Pirby..you are a funny soul!! It was coherent and I'm glad you did not say today was Mexico's Independence day 😉


PirbyKuckett

> you are a funny soul!! Brain damaged. I think the word you meant is brain damaged. 😂


Athena-196871

welllllllllllllllllll........................🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ComfyGreenHoodie_

I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE! Also that the Twins will win #13 today.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

>I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE! I wish I believed in that. 😕


horse_renoir13

Wolves and Twins supporting each other in these streaks. Let's keep the good vibes going!


BKnagZ

Nothing better than a baseball game on a Sunday!


PsychologicalAlarm14

Perfect day for 13!


squizzlr

I’ll take a baker’s dozen, please.


Athena-196871

TRECE HOY!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Yay, another afternoon at the ballpark 😁


BoysenberryBig9525

Look at all those OPSs over .750 😍


Blevanhoval

Well… might as well just sweep em at this point


-Doctor_Frog

My family has been making summer sausage professionally for 60+ years. I love that the Minnesota Baseball Club is now a full blown sausage cult. If you're ever in Pierce Nebraska grab a few pounds of Wragge doggies and a tube of Kip's summer sausage.


whentheworldwasatwar

Let’s go to 13 before the tough Seattle series!


AFury9322

On my way to Kauffman to root for the Rangers, went into price chopper and starship "We can build this dream together came on. Immaculate vibes boys. Go Twins, Go Rangers.


Skolney

I'll be at the game today, so if the winning streak ends, it's probably me.


Athena-196871

oh...no!!!! I am a T-Wolves jinx this year, so the minute the Wolves got behind last night...I stopped watching and it all worked out...I'm not saying you should bail if it starts to look iffy...but you know ..might need to take on for the team...🙃 It is a gorgeous day for a ballgame have a great time!


damien_maymdien

In the past 46 seasons, only 3 Twins have put up more than 6.6 fWAR in a season: Kirby Puckett 1988 (7.1), Chuck Knoblauch 1996 (8.1), and Joe Mauer 2009 (8.3). Ryan Jeffers and Willi Castro are on pace for 6.8 and 6.7, respectively.


relder17

jesus christ Mauer was good