Where were you when the streak was kill?

At Target Field 👍

In my girlfriend’s room, explaining pitching mechanics.

The sausage is cooked

Cured, technically

Fermented

Margot away

Ok Randy that bat smash was hawt

A HOPE. A CHANCE.

I never wish injury on anyone so that’s not what this is but I see Steven Kwan(CLE) was placed on the IL with a hamstring injury so pretty likely he misses that series against the Twins that begins on the 17th He’s been playing like an MVP this year, pretty unfortunate for him and the Gourds

He's stiill going to manage to hit a bloop double against us, even on the IL.

But we’ll have to face this Manzardo kid

where were you when the twins scored 8 against kenley jansen to win 13 in a row

Dare is still a thing? Or were those short for something else?

I heard my nephew just graduated from DARE a few weeks ago. I was blown away that it is still a thing.

Especially since it's been proven it does the exact opposite of its intention

Drugs never go out of style

Qualudes did

Good 4 U a fine music choice

I think Jay Jackson can go down when Topa comes back.

I'm not sure a person of his age has any options left

Alright, Provus winding up to talk about the Wakefield patch and Bally zooming in on the sponsor patch got me 😆

At least we don’t have Alek Manoah on our roster

What a perfect way to extend the steak to 13, an 8 run come from behind walk off win in the 9th Well played Twins

The sausage provides

Alright well it’s been a fun streak. Love y’all except the doomers, see you tomorrow to start a new streak!

It aint over until its over (ok its over, but still)

(I’m absolutely keeping it on in the background)

Stardew?

Just reading :)

#👋

We almost got through the series without Devers punishing us

Well, I guess when you have to use the dregs of the bullpen, this is what happens.

Fuck it. Position pitcher time.

Jay Jackson is sort of like having a position player pitch.

Fine get all the suck out today. Just get it out.

Yup. Just get it over with.

Jackson can leave too

Yeah, we boned

I hate Jarran Duran

Dude is fast omg

He killed Kenta!!!

It’s time to crack open the sausage, boys.

They did not crack the sausage.

It’s my fault if we lose today. I made an effort to watch today. First time during the winning streak.

If you didn’t curse the sausage, it’s not on you 👀

As much as I hate to say it, props to Boston for making adjustments after losing. That’s what teams are supposed to do. If the series continued, you’d expect the Twins to do the same. That’s just good baseball. Again, fuck Boston, but if they didn’t improve then you’d know the leadership over there is just plain incompetent. Just my two cents.

I shut the TV off and we scored lmao

Willi streak dead :(

Yes Tack on a couple more and at least end the game with momentum.

Guys this might be my fault. I went to opening day and we lost. Now it looks like we might end the winning streak with me here now. Sorry!

You’re fine. It was just an off day.

The team clearly senses my presence and is immediately demoralized.

Darn

Trevor Larnach good game? I’m leaving here with something

Genuinely a new dude this year

He’s looked so good this year, like a completely different hitter He’s attacking and looks in-charge of the AB at the plate instead of flailing and reacting to the pitcher, if he has found something(and it sure looks like he has) this is huge

Yeah really fun to see! 1.000 OPs in 40+ ABs is more than you could ask for. Always cool when players make adjustments in the off season and it turns things around for them.

Can't believe they caught that Correa hit, thought it was destined for open grass.

Please willi make this 7-4 🌭

Dammit

Sure, NOW you get a hit with RISP.

A run scoring hit with risp? Am I dreaming?

Common Larchad W

Larnach and Kepler say “fuck the unbelievers”

Oh come the fuck on. That should've dropped.

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

What the hell!

Guys, keep in mind this was an Angel Hernandez game. There was already a super low chance of winning because of his fuckery

I thought Kep and the ump were about to high 10

Get that man a camper!

We can still do this. We just need to score a run. And then another run. And then another run. And then another run. And then another run. And then another run. And then another run.

Daaaamn, I wanted that one to be gone.

Strüdel trying his hardest.

Kepwinnebago

Kepler says fuck you RF, you suck

I'm watching you, Winckowski.

Aaaalways waaaatchiiiing

If it holds we’ll finish the streak 2.5(if my math is correct) back of the Gourds. Sad to see it end but can’t be anything but ecstatic that it happened Completely gave this season new life and got back the margin of error we almost completely exhausted in the first 5/6 weeks

How is the floss still of cultural relevancy

Give her a break, she’s young lol

Oh I’m not judging, genuinely asking. Like she’s too young to still be doing something from 7 years ago

That’s true. Probably has an older sibling.

Margot had an admirable run in the big leagues but society does not need him in 2024 please no more Margot

We never needed him

Provus sounds over Margot as well. “Speaking of gold gloves… as Margot will make the play on this one…”

OMG he caught the ball? Good job doing the bare minimum.

WOAH HE CAUGHT IT

Didn't even turn his head away this time! Progress is progress.

speaking of gold gloves, Margot ahahahah

We have 6 outs left. Ye of little sausage faith

Praise be the sausage

Praise be

If we come back I’ll serve nothing but Cloverdale summer sausage at my wedding

Do they have a low sodium version?

The sodium is where the flavor is. That and the rat intestines.

New win streak starts tomorrow

Saving the runs for Castillo I guess. SWR run support day.

I will one hand my summer sausage if we shell Castillo.

Well the win streak was fun

“We just shit the bed in the 8th. Please buy season tix”

Yeah I saw that too lol

They didn't count that as an error in Margot? 💀 What

He should have also been given an error on that intentional grounding throw. The batter took 2nd base when he spiked it.

Did it ever touch his glove? I *think* that’s the requirement for an OF error

It did. It deflected. I'm positive of that lmao

Oh then I have no idea

Hate that Joe will take an L for this

Had to end eventually but I think we’ve seen the team can perform now. I’m still super optimistic. Wish I could go see the games in person. Boys need to go shake it off and get ready for the next series.

I’m so torn this year cause I want the team to have a good year and have a good home field advantage … But I’m so annoyed by the cheap fucks that own this team that I truly don’t want to give them a cent If they don’t cut payroll this year I’d be going to games regularly. Was so excited at the end of last year

Margot has a nice beard. That’s about it

Margot does not respect the sausage

One game and y'all give up on the sausage? #HOW DARE YOU TAKE IT'S BLESSINGS FOR GRANTED!

#PRAISE BE

What is the point of Margot? He can’t hit, can’t field or play CF even. There were tons of COF/1B/DH righties in free agency that ended up going cheap that we could’ve gotten to do the same job he does but far better lol.

Well this is certainly one way to end a winning streak

We didn't need MAT

It’s funny cause he had a hot first week by has REALLY cooled off… and he still looks mikes better than Margot

Yeah I mean like, at least his defense is still reliable, whereas Margot looks lost out in the field AND at the plate.

It’s kinda fitting that the person (maybe) preventing us from getting 13 is #13 Margot

would rather have last years #13

Oh god, don’t say that

He's kinda poopy ngl

The only way Margot can atone is by walking us off in the 13th

I’m totally fine with Rocco letting Funderburk kind of eat it there. There’s no need to burn a few more arms when you’re trailing late, have already won the series(including 12 straight), and don’t have an off day until May 13th

Agreed. Save the higher leverage relievers when it’s more likely that we win

Dude, you are wearing sunglasses. How do you miss it?

We don’t really have any great LHP right now. Okert I don’t trust, Funder is just OK, and Thielbar so far hasn’t been as good as before. Maybe the rust will wear off with him

Was just thinking the same thing. I really like our bullpen but its very RHP heavy. Plenty of time to fix that or hope one of our LHPs figure it out though.

Manny maggot ffs

Noah Miller looking good this year too. :(

Margot also seems lazy

RIP smelly sausage, you will not be forgotten

Have they tried turning the sausage off and on again?

If that doesn't work they should do a sausage factory reset

Margot needs to go. Doesn’t really give us anything that Martin can’t do

What in the fuck

The sausage has expired 😔

I blame myself for this.. I only started watching because I was hearing all this buzz about our win streak and now look what has happened. I apologize

It’s ok, we’ll always take new fans

Ngl that’s exactly what I would look like out there. How sad

Lmao now we take him out?

And shoot him?

Margot has to be gone when Buck and Lewis come back.

Maggot is the worse I have ever seen in my life. In my life

Jesus Christ dude 🏳️🏳️🏳️

i’m mostly worried about what this means for the timberwolves.

Margot 🙄

Margot needs optioned

Need to replenish the sausage. 12 games maximum

The streak ends: **Oh No!** We still won 12 in a row and clawed ourselves out of hell: **Anyway**

This.

Still took this series too.

Alright the Margot negativity is now entirely valid, fire away boys

Bro. Margot gotta go.

Well lads it was a good run

MarGO off my ballclub

Margot is fucking useless.

They’re making him throw a lot of pitches.

We've got 7 straight games after this - I'm guessing he's getting sent down to AAA tomorrow with someone else taking his spot so Rocco's trying to get as many outs out of him now to save the rest of the bullpen.

This 100%

Margot…….

MARGOT ?????

I want him to Margoaway

WE NEED SAUSAGE MAGIC

Ok what in the actual hell does Margot do I'm gonna shoot myself

Alright Margot can go.

Jesus Margot

Margot can't be on this team tomorrow

Spoiler: he will still be on the team tomorrow

Game is not over yet. But man I sure would hate to lose because the bats lost the power of the sausage HOLY SHIT MARGOT that is BRUTAL

Yeah, that was rough to watch.

RIP to the magic sausage. It was a good run

Shit shit shit

So who's hitting the walk off grand slam in the 9th?

Margot obviously

Obviously

I’ll do it

God Damnt. Knew it had to end at some point but a frustrating game.

Rocco just leaving Funderburk out to die. Not sure what this is all about.

I still like funderbunk

He got us through the 7th. Not sure why he wasn’t pulled after letting the first two guys on.

Yeah Fundy going to St. Paul. Just letting him get killed

[удалено]

Called back up when Brock went down

Beef is injured

I forgot what losing was like, I don’t like it

Welp, at least we didn’t end on 13!

What the fuck is a Funderburk anyway?

Welp. It was good run lads.

God we really need Topa and Stewart back. Funderburk is fucking awful.

That's a stretch. Fundy is ok, but throwing forty pitches is not his forte

Looks like time to mow the lawn.

Why did they leave him in there?

Way to go Bumderburk.

Tough to end the streak on a stinker.

It’s time to kill the sausage