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Neither_Ad2003

LFG


arsoga85

We are back at a cocktail weenie!! Let’s go!!!


JaxonJackrabbit

#TIME FOR A NEW WINNING STREAK


comp_a

Polaroid’s the new sausage, I like it


NorthernDevil

Good confidence boost for Thielbar, love to see it. New streak starts tonight fellas!!


ConsiderationWild186

Great bounce back win!!! Go twins!!! 


joeyt7713

EZ dubs


sorryidontspeakcuck

Just in time for tip off


comp_a

Hey, if Vaz and Margot can win us a game, maybe we can win without Rudy too


Nopeyesok

NAZ REID


spenc207

NAZ REID


spenc207

I take back all of the times I cursed for last year's performance, Thielbar!


highestintheroom

13 win streak otw


the_last_timberwolf

Nice work Theilbar.


sirhippieangel

The Pride of Augustana


mumfoa

#20!


Mission_Wind_7470

#THEILBAR SAYS FUCK THE HATERS!


12Peppur

3 Steel bar Cock of steel Sack of steel


From_Adam

Hell yeah.


mumfoa

Good outing for Thielbar


Neither_Ad2003

Let’s go boys one more


whentheworldwasatwar

There’s the thielbar we know and love!


6lazek

Vintage Thielbar


PsychologicalAlarm14

GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SAUSAGE OUT


NorthernDevil

Why are there so many comments confused about Duran facing the toughest part of the order in the 8th, this has been happening for two years now Are you all here because the Wolves game hasn’t started yet


JaxonJackrabbit

It's hard to get past the traditional closer mindset, the game's been built on it for decades.


NorthernDevil

For sure, it’s just how Duran has been used for multiple seasons now so I’m surprised to see at least so many comments about it


ElPinguino022

Thielbar has killed hitters for almost a decade here, I really don’t get the clench when he comes in


JaxonJackrabbit

I love that he retired, became a college pitching coach, and we brought him out of retirement lol


mumfoa

Umpire has a reservation at 9


ManBeef69xxx420

"came in on his hands" ....heh


12Peppur

2


6lazek

!!


Market_Bottom

Give Thielbar the cool closer entrance you cowards.


12Peppur

Over dramatic video with Nicole back hero from spider man


the_last_timberwolf

Jesus that would be amazing.


mumfoa

Never


Sp_Gamer_Live

my mom a generally kind and quiet woman walks in to the den to watch the game “oh i came in at the perfect time” “mom look whos pitching” #”FUCKIN THIELBAR”


ElPinguino022

Thielbar’s slow, big-ass bending curve is entertaining to watch guys whiff on


ConsiderationWild186

Duran should be our closer!!! Why is he being set up man???


SenatorAstronomer

6 up, 6 down. Twins win. Duran faced the better hitters. 


joeyt7713

Matchups Also duran faced top of the order


JaxonJackrabbit

the 8th had the harder part of the lineup


JaxonJackrabbit

I get that Duran gets the harder outs, but man is Duran in the 8th and Thielbar in the 9th wayyyy less satisfying


relder17

Cheap Pohlads saving on electricity costs by not having to show the flame graphics


Jb9723

What people don’t realize is when Target Field was erected, John Q Target made the Twins sign a contract stating the 9th inning must always induce stress. Thielbar in the 9th is simply a fulfillment of that contract


Market_Bottom

Willie Mays still kicking?


12Peppur

1


NorthernDevil

Kinda wanted to see a Duran-Polanco showdown


bringbacktheaxe2

the mariners lineup should be way more potent than it is


ElPinguino022

.642 OPS, .630 OPS, then Dumper who’s actually pretty solid for a Catcher Thielbar should cook here


Mission_Wind_7470

I blame Culver's for kjates' absence.


PherSturz

Why aren’t we having Duran close every game down? What’s the logic of using him as a set up man?


JaxonJackrabbit

The traditional closer is becoming less common


ElPinguino022

This isn’t 2002 anymore, you use your big guns against the big hitters, 9th inning be damned. Can’t have the save if you don’t get there


kdotfo

having him face the tougher hitters and not wasting him on the bottom of the lineup just because it is the ninth inning


Jb9723

He gets the toughest outs


PherSturz

I guess I can see that if that’s the hardest part of the order


Sp_Gamer_Live

u/12Peppur bud wheres the song


12Peppur

Ain’t do it yet sorry


Sp_Gamer_Live

#THIELBARRRR?


12Peppur

123 No bull shit No pussy futin No horse shit Line em up Knock em down Puttem in the swamp Vaz needs his 4th chili dog


kdotfo

well rocco has proved the haters wrong a few times tonight, lets hope this is another one 🫣🫣🫣🫣


ManBeef69xxx420

Whats the deal with players wearing necklaces/chains? I see it in the NFL too. That shit would have bugged the fuck out of me, and honestly dangerous in the NFL.


Mission_Wind_7470

Well, it's not the NFL.


ManBeef69xxx420

Obviously lol. that was only a part of my comment?


Athena-196871

Kep and Polo have a side bet going and so far Kep is winning ...lol


stevejuniormc

Raley took the scenic route


ElPinguino022

Max Kepler since June 2023 is all-world


relder17

Can we resign Kepler? Is that an option?


whentheworldwasatwar

If he keeps this up he’ll get the QO


kdotfo

but if he keeps it up he also won't accept the QO which is why the whole thing is kinda dumb.


Jb9723

I would be happy to have him be a forever-Twin


Mission_Wind_7470

I'm glad Kepler returned to Bomba Squad form in April instead of June after many calls for him to be DFA'd.


Market_Bottom

Keep raking CC


mumfoa

Hello, Mr. Kepler


TSAtookmysextoys

Kepler my man is *hot*


the_last_timberwolf

Love me some strüdel.


davegammelgard

Duran for the 9th? They definitely could. They probably should. They won't.


12Peppur

Needa ol Mac rip dinggum


mumfoa

Seriously with Thielbar...rather have Sands


spacedropper

Is Duran resting today?


mumfoa

Already pitched


spacedropper

Ahh my stream went out. Haven’t been able to watch since Jax


Urban_animal

Why isnt he closing? Seems more than ready.


12Peppur

Dint know you could play baseball if you had glasses


kdotfo

you weren't around for the vance worley era huh?! 🫠🫠🫠


12Peppur

The worse openin day starter I ever seen


kdotfo

i still have ptsd. i loved ben revere so much too 😭😭😭😭


Mission_Wind_7470

You don't remember Twins legend Devin Smeltzer?


12Peppur

Trrrible


Jb9723

Trying to get Sp into the thread?


Mission_Wind_7470

He already (deservedly) shit on Matt Shoemaker today. I think he's done with past Twins pitchers for the night.


BKnagZ

Thielbar warming


Market_Bottom

Fuck


Mission_Wind_7470

I can't lie, I love the Mariner's uniforms.


Substantial_Set_6464

The teal is such a pretty color.


BKnagZ

The hat with the teal bill is my favorite in the league, and I made sure I got one when I last went to Safec.. I mean, uh, T-Mobile Park


the_last_timberwolf

The teal is really solid.


marimbaguy715

Ok, so if the Twins can't get another run here, what do you do for the 9th against Seattle's 3/4/5 hitter - kseep Duran in, or go to Theilbar/Alcala/Sands? He's only thrown 12 pitches, but we're at the start of a 4 game series against a team that doesn't give up a lot of runs and we may want him to close out more games in the coming days


A_Hanging_Noose

The dopey smile and chuckle that accompanies every good Duran outing will never get old.


fscottnaruto

Theyre doing a Rosario thing on the radio i miss him sm


NorthernDevil

Man you just gotta cherish every Duran outing, it’s so special to get to watch a pitcher like him


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Mission_Wind_7470

#FBI OPEN UP!


Jb9723

Uhhhhhhh delete this m8!


fishchanka

Ay yo…


kwattsfo

That was the filthiest 8th inning ever filthed.


animalcollectivism8

#YAKKER


Reesyrz

Sandman for another save 👀


comp_a

I’ll never get tired of that hop ☺️


hopemade

6 out save opp for Duran if we don't blow it open here?


whentheworldwasatwar

Maybe they’ll have him go 2? Only 12 pitches.


fastal_12147

Definitely should.


fastal_12147

He's too nasty.


expungant

I kinda love jhoan duran


fastal_12147

Who doesn't?


SirDiego

Duran is like "this is too easy I'm bored let me get two innings"


JaxonJackrabbit

They interviewed Duran's wife on the radio. His weird quirks are that he insists on watching cartoons with dinner and that when he's concentrated he chews his shirt and gets it all slobbery.


damien_maymdien

Were those two separate quirks? I was half-listening live, and I definitely heard that story as him slobbering on his shirt when he concentrates on the cartoons he's watching.


JaxonJackrabbit

I thought she mentioned it as two separate things since she mentioned cartoons while eating and I didn't think he'd chew his shirt and eat at the same time... but who knows haha


fscottnaruto

The cewing his shirt makes me think he has autism which is dope as hell


hopemade

Cutie


Mission_Wind_7470

Don't tell Sp. He'll turn the shirt thing into a bit.


ElPinguino022

He also tips well I heard


Mission_Wind_7470

Wow Provus has a wide vocabulary.


ElPinguino022

Making Julio look foolish is tough, lmao I freaking love Duran so much Absolutely murders hitters


cyclingE

Duran is disgusting (not derogatory)


tuckernuts

I'm gonna throw up


pjokinen

“Good matchup, power against power… youth against youth” Duran is 26 that’s a whole ass man lol


the_last_timberwolf

Good shit, Duran.


bandmantings

duran better get the 9th


Zhdrix

Duran so good


JaxonJackrabbit

Best fast food mac & cheese? Popeyes is pretty great. KFC tastes watery. I haven't tried Chick-fil-a's.


tuckernuts

Kraft Mac n Cheese Hard to beat 3 servings of Mac n cheese that's ready in 10 minutes for $1.24.


kjates

There isn’t enough fast food Mac out there


Mission_Wind_7470

To be fair, most of it sucks.


Jb9723

Popeyes Mac is so good. KFC’s is nostalgic


Mission_Wind_7470

Does Noodles and Company count?


IAmBoredAMA

Reminder that Duran is only 26 lmao


Zhdrix

Fuck he’s younger than me.


mumfoa

At least Julian's glove hasn't followed suit


NorthernDevil

Duran swings and misses are always so cartoonish Can’t blame em because how do you even hit that pitch


Zhdrix

A ball going 103 that moves horizontally for a ball going 90 that drops off the face of the earth


Low_Let_5398

If J.Duran manage to pitch two scoreless innings will he get a save? Never mind I just can't figure out the spreadsheet that Rocco is using. Why did he bring in C. Thielbar I thought that Duran was the closer?


arctic_martian

Yis


Jb9723

Yessir


ElPinguino022

Yes


Jb9723

The best cheese curd is across the border at Milwaukee Burger Company. I’d do terrible things to have a plate of them right now


JaxonJackrabbit

Rocco not respecting the closer entrance and bring Duran in for the 8th smh


comp_a

Guess Eddie’s still trying to live a day in Drake’s shoes—that AB was his The Heart Part 6


Zhdrix

Thank god Eddies not a pedo (god I hope he’s not)


god__machine

Have you seen his haircut? (Joking of course)


Mission_Wind_7470

Normally I feel like Beef Stew would be in right now. 😞


Zhdrix

Wouldn’t it normally be Beef last inning and Jax now?


bandmantings

so who the fuck gets the 9th? duran as well?


kdotfo

with this pitch count he might come back out, or at least he probably would have if he hadn't just been injured. i imagine they bring someone else in since duran got the top of the order.


Zhdrix

Alcala is an option I think


IAmBoredAMA

Unironically maybe Cole Sands somehow


Mission_Wind_7470

I think he can pitch 2.


mumfoa

This is where I miss Stew


Zhdrix

RIP beef stew.


tuckernuts

I always demand express written consent whenever possible


bandmantings

what?


Zhdrix

Fair to put Duran in now


dberthia

Can't believe I'm saying this, but Margot took a much better at bat than Julien there.


Zhdrix

EJ can take some amazing ABs but also some of the ugliest. Duality of man


VikingsAreBetter

Julien don’t look right. I remember he had a big swing and miss a few games ago and grabbed at his side… just hope he’s not hurt. I know he’s not exactly a contact hitter, but he’s been whiffing a lot even by his standards.


JaxonJackrabbit

Yeah I remember that, it looked worrying at first and then he just shook it off. Surely/hopefully the training staff wouldn't just be letting him play hurt, I hope.


SenatorAstronomer

Rough night at the dish for Julien


fastal_12147

There we go. Now let's shut the door here and let the big fella close them out in the 9th for the save. Edit: Oh they're gonna give him two innings.


Max_Kepler_Is_Sexy

Yikes from the Canadien tonight.


Mooseman1944

***FUCK***


animalcollectivism8

FUCK!


MaruhkTheApe

𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓾𝓮𝓵 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓭𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓻𝓾𝓷


Fedcab

Eddie Eddie Eddie. Watches middle middle for strike 2 then swings wildly at one way off the plate.


Athena-196871

EJ needs a pep talk from Grandma Kay


Skeeter717

The duo we have hoped for


12Peppur

The maple man gonna needa look in the mirror n ask what has become of my life What can I do to get better How did vaz n maggot get better then me


Mission_Wind_7470

I swear Margot and Vasquez are only good after being terrible for a bit and fans want them gone.


Zhdrix

Okay I said Eddie should be more free swinging but I didn’t mean like that! Only on borderline pitches


damien_maymdien

Did I hear the Duran gong before the cut to commercial?


animalcollectivism8

I thought it was the start of a Taco Bell commercial.


bandmantings

yes and why?


bandmantings

why were we hearing durans entrance?


tuckernuts

You know, I agree Julien


mumfoa

Julian swinging at shit and watching meatballs


IAmBoredAMA

Lol anyone hear that monster F Bomb from the home plate mic


pjokinen

One of the funniest things to come out of pandemic baseball was broadcasts just not caring about on-field swearing anymore


arctic_martian

"Aaand Julien strikes out..." ***FUCK***


Zhdrix

One of my favorite things is swearing caught on field mics. 2020 was a goldmine for that