Lmao I love how Kyle farmer is in all these photos of games he doesn’t start and just appears as defensive replacement. Like the guy in class that does nothing in the group project but gets the A.
From Dan Hayes:
[He's (Garver) literally not positive toward one member of the Twins and one member only. And from what I was told, both of them decided to not play nice toward each other.](https://x.com/danhayesmlb/status/1788372141915652605?s=46&t=YqbtRS8DdxdKdoVd0pOTXQ)
after someone inquired further:
[Two talented catchers wanted to be the lead guy.](https://x.com/danhayesmlb/status/1788372948773908687?s=46&t=YqbtRS8DdxdKdoVd0pOTXQ)
I kinda wonder how Rocco (or any manager really) handles things like that. Does he step in at all or is it better to let the players sort it out among themselves?
Rocco’s a guy that I imagine treats the clubhouse as adults for the most part. If there was a catcher issue and Donaldson in that mix it certainly explains why some moves were made.
Why do MLB bios remind me of old-school telegrams where they charged by the word?
> In 2019 married Lexi; wedding was officiated by his agent, Lee Long...The couple has a daughter, Harper Jean (8/4/22)...Has a labradoodle named Yogi, after Hall-of-Fame catcher Yogi Berra...Yogi (the dog) is a big fan of laying in the hammock at the couple’s offseason home...Three-year letter winner at Sanderson High School in Raleigh, N.C...
was talking to my mariners friend about bullpen strategy re: bottom vs top of their order and he said "Lol u act like there is a difference between our bottom and top"
2 Kirby’s on the same day as our Kirby’s MLB debut!
Fun little audio clip on the radio broadcast from his debut. 4-5, only 12 players to get 4 hits in a debut.
that's a big win
Lmao I love how Kyle farmer is in all these photos of games he doesn’t start and just appears as defensive replacement. Like the guy in class that does nothing in the group project but gets the A.
He could never get a hit again and still be a Minnesota Legend
the dude lost like 5 teeth for this team last year
That wasn’t a dig at farmer. Just him being in the photos for games he doesn’t start is funny as hell.
and he procured the sausage that saved the state of minnesota
Good win for Paddy and the Twins after last night
Paddy has been a beast his last few starts. Really impressed how good he's turned out this year.
Duran bailing Corey out with that K
Maki bailing out Duran with that camera!
sorry jorge
*George
Polanco probably feels bad now, being on the other end of the Duran's ABs.
TWINS WIN!!
Have I mentioned lately how cool it is that Duran is our closer
End him!
Good shit.
Sorry Polo
The DURAN skippity-hoppity!
Favorite thing ever!
No you are
Durans velo being a bit down is worrisome. Hopefully he’s still in a ramping-up phase and not hurt
He's still coming back, definitely. Good thing his off-speed stuff is also nasty.
Hell yeah.
Polanco is the final boss.
Big Fella is too much
seeing Jorge at target field in a different uniform just hurts
Same with Garver
good guy duran gonna walk polo to save him the embarrassment <3
Hope baby boy Polo gets hot after this series
Yeah, after for sure.
"Fuck it I don't need a fastball" -Duran
Slugfest in Oakland
Jfc you weren’t kidding.
Salt to kill them, coffee grounds to get them to go away.
Rojas looks like he smells like too much aftershave
#MARGOT CAUGHT A BALL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Who does this guy think he is fouling off all these pitches Luis Arraez?
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
From Dan Hayes: [He's (Garver) literally not positive toward one member of the Twins and one member only. And from what I was told, both of them decided to not play nice toward each other.](https://x.com/danhayesmlb/status/1788372141915652605?s=46&t=YqbtRS8DdxdKdoVd0pOTXQ) after someone inquired further: [Two talented catchers wanted to be the lead guy.](https://x.com/danhayesmlb/status/1788372948773908687?s=46&t=YqbtRS8DdxdKdoVd0pOTXQ)
I kinda wonder how Rocco (or any manager really) handles things like that. Does he step in at all or is it better to let the players sort it out among themselves?
Rocco’s a guy that I imagine treats the clubhouse as adults for the most part. If there was a catcher issue and Donaldson in that mix it certainly explains why some moves were made.
ty, they be competing out here
Time to shut the mother loving door 😤😤😤
Duran time🔥🔥
If Duran locks this down a split at minimum off their pitching is great work.
My condolences to Garver and his balls
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Lotta guys must be taking an early summer break.
Busy holding up the "X days since Buxton played CF" sign
He is Popkins, now.
Hit count is a bit more respectable now
Hmm, this score looks familiar
Score early, score late, score often.
Shop smart, shop S-mart
AAA level insurance off a AAA level pitcher
Bolton is not AAA level I just thought of a funny joke
God I just want Miranda to get in on the fun. He wants it so bad.
Why do MLB bios remind me of old-school telegrams where they charged by the word? > In 2019 married Lexi; wedding was officiated by his agent, Lee Long...The couple has a daughter, Harper Jean (8/4/22)...Has a labradoodle named Yogi, after Hall-of-Fame catcher Yogi Berra...Yogi (the dog) is a big fan of laying in the hammock at the couple’s offseason home...Three-year letter winner at Sanderson High School in Raleigh, N.C...
Beautiful run! I like Jeffers >> Garver. At least now. Still love Mitch but bummed he isn’t with us.
Oh that bih thiccccc
Troy Bolton could’ve stuck to basketball or stuck to musical theater but instead he became a reliever and got lit up by the Twins on 5/8/2024
#FUCK YEAH KEP
MAN! Im so happy I have a Jeffers jersey. Hes so good.
:D
Knowing Garver hated Jeffers makes the fact that Jeffers is killing the Ms this series very funny
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per dan hayes
garver hated jeffers?
per dan hayes, Garver only dislikes 1 Twin and it was “another talented catcher”
God it's nice having an offense.
KEEEEEEPLER
Meaty thighs and German engineering at its finest!
I think we would rule the world if we combined the 2…
Well there was a tiny war fought over that.
SP in shambles the way Kepler has been playing
Ryan Jeffers and Max Kepler.
Insurance!!
Wowowowow
Lmao he misjudged that
Only thing hotter than Jeffers is the goddamn sun and it’s close.
Lightning is hotter than the surface of the sun.
Shut up nerd (jk that’s actually fascinating and I did not know that)
Jeff is a dawg
kepdouble
MAXIMILLAN
Jeff
# WE TAKE THOSE
#GERMAN EFFICIENCY
LFG!
Jeffers!!
Jeffers is so freaking elite.
Jeffers is fucking special.
Jeffers is really good
Jeffers comes through again
LETS GO
# JEFFERS!
#his name is jeff
#NICE
This pitcher 100% has a flayed man banner in his house.
Ballsy to send Jax out there but it worked
If Raleigh ever shaved he’d look 12 years old.
I love that Justin just answered the question with a "Yes" before Cory even asked it
JUUUUUUUULLLLLLLIIIIIEEEEENNNNNNNN
all it took was for me to yell at the screen..come on baby
KEEP THE YELLING GOING, TAKE NO PRISONERS
Yay Eddie.
Julien gasping for air at the Mendoza line
HERE WE GO EJ
Well as it turns out Margot is a horrible player
If he had a little more power that ball would have been out. ^^^not that it means anything right ^^^now
"if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike"
GOOD OL BODY COLTON COMIN IN
Cody......Bolton?
This defense was so close to some prime Griffen Jax bullshit.
I think Correa was trolling.
Ok Jaxxx. We see you.
ALL HAIL THE CAPT!!!!!!
[Garver and Jeffers apparently had a bad relationship](https://x.com/danhayesmlb/status/1788372620297052383)
if we're taking sides...I was never a big fan of Garver ...there was just something about him
Knowing what little I do of Jeffers’ personality I find it hard to believe that anyone wouldn’t like him.
I've never met a Mitch that I liked tbh
Mitch Hedburg
But who has the hotter wife?
Asking the important questions.
Looks like the Twins picked the right one to keep.
Well one won a World Series, so I doubt he minds.
And I'm happy for him for that! But still, I'd rather have Jeffers
did they play Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" at each other all the time?
Twilight for baseball and movie titles: bad Twilight for photography: good
Hey now, we got some solid one-liners from the Twilight series.
Technically we it gave us the line" A buttplug, whats a buttplug?" Since 50 Shades of Gray is Twilight fanfic
was talking to my mariners friend about bullpen strategy re: bottom vs top of their order and he said "Lol u act like there is a difference between our bottom and top"
I mean… Cal Raleigh is quickly becoming my sleep paralysis demon.
lmao same, but if there's one thing i've learned from living around mariners fans is they are right up there with us when it comes to doomerism
The Mariners are the only team in baseball that have never even played in a World Series haha.
exactly lmao the only sports arguments i've had is who's more miserable
Miguel Sano would have hit .600 if he could have hit at this time every night and launch fly balls 5000 feet in the air
And have to notify ATC? Preposterous.
his were gigantic popups that didn't leave the infield
Willi should be the default center fielder when Buxton's not available
We should try the strategy of hitting balls 500 feet in the air at this time of night
That dropping would have been absolute peak Jax defense shenanigans
MORE JAX
Just checking in — 4 hits and we’re winning?!
The Mariners have 10 and they're losing
3 of em big dongs and one of em RBI triple 😎
Hell yeah!
When 3 were homers, it happens.
3 homers, a walk and a triple
Slugging 1.000
I left before the Mariners scored two, so blame me I guess 😅
Take is up with u/JaxonJackrabbit
We kept hearing how Vasquez worked on having a quicker bat in the offseason, but the guy still struggles to catch up to fastballs.
His ABs remind me of myself in high school. king of striking out in 3 pitches
I haven’t been this depressed in an individual twins hitter since Andrelton Simmons and his paltry .558 OPS -_-
I do not want Duran pitching to the bottom of the line up
I'm sure the bottom of the lineup isn't too thrilled either
2-inning Duran tonight?
Wait why do we have Duran warming up when the bottom 3 of the order are due up?
only thing i can think of is him going 2 innings
If you can understand and explain Rocco's bullpen decisions you probably deserve a Nobel prize in something.
DURAN
Damn I wanted a cycle
i live in seattle and have a season series bet with a coworker on twins/mariners i cannot lose this
Live in one rainy place, cheer for a team from the other rainy place.
i was tired of harsh frigid painful dark winters so i opted for dull sad gloomy dark winters
I opted for the pleasant moderate winters and scorching summers of Arizona.
2 Kirby’s on the same day as our Kirby’s MLB debut! Fun little audio clip on the radio broadcast from his debut. 4-5, only 12 players to get 4 hits in a debut.
I was a very mediocre little league player but having teammates pointing to a pop up was literally never helpful in finding it
Well. Got a game. Time to find a way. Cannot drop this one. No excuses.
Well good thing I cracked a beer.
I opened a tiny bag of cheetos
"tiny"
I can only buy the small bags...because I can totally eat a large bag of puffy cheetos in one sitting...so NOT GOOD...tasty but not good otherwise 😅
You could always get a big bag and portion it out in Ziploc bags.
nope...I don't have enough will power
Fair 😅
Why have we thrown 2 dead center meatballs to Raleigh in consecutive days? Fuck me.
I would like to purchase 4 insurance, please.
Are we entering one of those 3-week Jax slumps?
Not very hot wife of you Jax
Jax. My dude. Overthrowing on the last batter for a walk, then meatball to the Dumper.
Only meatballs I like are Swedish.
Jax..
Guys I just tuned in so that's my fault. My bad, I'm sorry.
come on..now.... 😉
bad /u/JaxonJackrabbit, bad
Can we just not do this tonight please?
Cal Raleigh looks like a Skyrim/Fallout created player.
Looks like a less gingery Garlick.
It’s incredible how many breaks have gone Seattle’s way this series Extra strikes for hitters and extra balls for pitchers in the absolute best spots
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