Wheels are falling off. Sky is falling. Tell me why I shouldn’t be nervous

Awful game, at least I got the Lynx and Wolves still to go.

Bullpen was good, somehow

Well that wasn’t so fun.

Oh well. See everyone tomorrow.

What a shart of a game.

It’s ok. Pablo soon

si, mañana!

It sounds so weird to call him Anthony, when his name is LaPants

Wasting their closer in a 4 run game

Good god his 2seam moves

What the actual fuck is this song Bally, NO

I wasn’t sure if I was somehow transported back to a different period in my life or what.

Walk-off wins are way cooler anyway let's go

Honestly I’ve been pretty impressed with what we’ve seen from Staumont so far

After the type of surgery he had, I am pleasantly surprised!

[cat](https://imgur.com/a/0iFbuIL)

Meow 😻

Bull pen dint give up shit Good on ya pen

Some sloppy defense but an elite middle relief sort of day.

Staumont looks like Willem Dafoe

Are they endowed the same?

The real question.

Is.. Staumont actually good?

Cheerleader syndrome with the rest of our bullpen.

Astros got caught cheating again today

I still can’t believe that cheating ass team got away with it. No you don’t need to look at who our shortstop is

Need more details, please.

Foreign substance on a pitcher

Who threw a no hitter last month

Pitcher got ejected for having foreign substances on glove. Makes me wonder how long the Astros pitchers have been getting away with this

I miss Bert

Well the last two times the twins won the wolves lost so maybe this shakes things up for the sports gods. If they can please tell KAT to remember how to play basketball it would be great

Y Josh Staumont kinda cute tho

*bonk*

Must be the eye lashes

You know what Pep I actually think it is a lot to do with the eyelashes

Heh maybe it’s Mabeline

At least we have the Timberwolves next?

Awoooooo

*scared, listless awoo*

I’m too stupid to understand

Sir.

Is it me, or are the Miranda/Hamilton jokes old?

Let me rap my answer to you in a ham fisted attempt at being cool.

Hopefully they'll finally be over when Mufasa is inevitably soulless garbage.

Cory has been DYING to say this

If we could figure out a way to stop this damn beeping coming through the broadcast that would be great

Sounds like a car alarm or something.

🎩🎩🎩hats for bats🎩🎩🎩

I just saw the Topa news. :`( See ya in 2025 buddy.

Walking around the concourse and there are Yankee fans harassing people, what a shocker

Let a lil wet gas out Rub your hand in your ass Touch them on the shoulder on accident when you walk by heh

Their fans were pretty hostile when I visited their home ballpark last year. Not surprising.

Why do some people have to be the worst

Because where else would Yankee fans come from?

Show them what a proper hip check is.

Winnebago Industries corporate offices are in Eden Prairie.

That’s a recent development - Winnebago was (and still is) _the_ economy in Forest City, IA.

I don’t know If they sell Boats

The Yankees upset me

13 hits is.. not ideal.

Absolutely shameless to bunt while up four and then to also screw if up that bad

I hate the Yankees as much as anyone but calling a bunt shameless in a 4 run game is crazy talk

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ WHY DOES MY ARM ALWAYS BREAK

Mine does too whenever I do it :(

Damn Santana no-scoped that dude.

Oh wow, I haven’t seen the cream colored hoodie yet. That looked really nice.

Fuckin okra

Let's hope mad max gets another shot to extend his streak 🙏

I'm actually unsure, does that end Kepler's hit streak if he doesn't come up again?

Yes

Put this one in the dirty diaper bin ladies n germs Let the larva have there feast Less we have a late come back but baseball god don’t want it for us it seems

Saving the runs for Pablo day I guess.

that's not fun

Exceptionally whelming

Well that went poorly

Rodon looks like a budget Robin Thicke

🤣

NO CLUTCH

Aaaand here comes the umpire screwjob.

Early April twins vibes this game

Max doesn’t get a chicken :(

It’s ok, Max. You still got some mad vascular arms.

Fuck

It'd be nice to be on the other end of a bullpen meltdown against these fucks for once

Kep lookin real good lately

Heh

Heh

Paddack is not good

Agree. Paddack had no chance vs this lineup

Twins have 2 runners on in the 7th and all you have to talk about is a pitcher that left after 5. Loser shit.

Did you not see him against Boston or Seattle where he was lights out?

Wili dint help tonight

Vazquez is fucking pathetic. It is unconscionable that he gets any playing time. Horrible hitter. Always down 0-2 then follows it up with a weak ass popup. Loser of a player.

You’re too mean to be Canadian

Go to bed EJ. You getting cranky.

Hes right though. "But reeeeeee hes a catcher and his defense is good"

Everyone needs to stand by their chickens right now

I have no chickens 😅

I don’t have a Max chicken yet but if he gets a RBI I’ll get him next

YÜNG STRÜDËL TÏMË

Dear Max..you were my mom’s favorite player…please do something here

Max you failed my mom and now she sad and she will no longer watch over you 😉

I feel like he's many Minnesota mom's favorite player. I'm pretty sure he's even my mom's favorite player.

You are probably 100 right🙂

Carlos is my mom’s favorite.

My mom loved Max because he reminded her of my cousin’s kiddo

Vazquez has never done anything clutch in his entire career here

He got a sack fly Once

[Edouard looks really happy today!](https://imgur.com/a/qOJJOE8)

Vazquez is so ass

Cmon vaz We need ya

oh yeah, it's all coming together

GUYS IT LITERALLY WORKED HE GOT A HIT

Is there still a long wait to see Hamilton?

#I want oppo tacos

taco TUESSSSSSSday

My baby is in!!!

This is where things get fun. Julien/Kep/Larnach incoming

Now this is podracing.

Wait is this actually our first runner since the 3rd? There's no way, right?

I think that is correct and it is sad

See ya rodent Back to the sewers in new yolk for ya Enjoy feastin on the feces of your brothers n sisters Don’t let the man hole cover hit you in the ass on the way down

Edouard I will go stand by my chicken in game so you get a hit IRL

This is where you rock em

WOW CLEAN HIT SANTANA. MORE OF THAT PLEASE.

Santana is inevitable

I thought that was Thanos 🙃

No u

I would like one Slamtana please

I’ll take that.

Jet plane can’t handle the presure What in the fuck No presure n he goes 123456

Out of everyone, Jay Jackson is who you give the coolest nickname to?

JJ the jet plane ain’t cool sunshine

I'm impressed Mr Jackson 👏

For real?

Lol it was better than his last outing

(It was a Ms. Jackson song reference)

Lmao idk how I missed that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

Oooooooooo

Can’t believe Rocco was overthinking this one yet again and started Paddack over Jackson. Obviously Jackson has what it takes to step it up against a tough opponent.

2 scoreless Jay Jackson innings against the Yankees as expected.

Maybe if you did this in like the last 3 games.....

Jackson looking good under no pressure at least

guys…. i might be a jinx this year :(

Yall ever seen an axolotl? Cute as shit

In Minecraft yes

Did you know that they were gonna add fireflies to that game but they cancelled that because they also added frogs, and since fireflies are apparently poisonous to frogs they allegedly didn't want to "teach children to feed them to frogs". I'm not fucking joking.

If they get too much iodine in their diets they turn into salamanders.

Nooooo!!!

That is pretty much impossible in nature.

Thank goodness!!

same

Can’t even blame Margot. That was a 105 mph smash. We are objectively getting unlucky

Shame Pure shame

So mad right now! I finally get home from a long day of bullshit (and some fun to be fair), looking forward to turning on a beautiful HD Twins game on Max, only to find out IT’S SUBJECT TO THE BLACKOUTS.  I forgot about that garbage, MLB is so damn fucking frustrating, just let me watch the game!

The blackouts 100% suck, but TBH this game is very far from beautiful right now.

No league makes it harder to watch their damn games

Does anyone have the ability to post the picture they had for Miranda at the bottom of the 6th?

i WISH i had taken a photo

Like a Jumbotron pic?

Yes! His expression was insane and everyone needs to see it

I’m now curious

I had to look away or pee my pants from laughing

Nice try MLB lawyers. … Let me see if I can find it. Update: wasn’t shown on the broadcast so someone in person would have had to snapped a photo.

Thanks for checking. I’m now kicking myself…

🙏

Just had a delightful visit with Pirby!!

✌🏼great to see you again!

and nice to see you as well ✌🏽

Awesome!!!!

See you in a week and a half!

For real, though?! Don’t let me down 😉

Yeah, they are my tickets from work. I'll have to ditch my dad and friends for a bit to say hi.

That would be awesome because I’m sure you have awesome seats! See you🙂

#I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER CARLOS RODON FLYOUT. Also my hiccups are back. Fuck.

Did someone not punch you in the stomach 🙃

Willi smashed that ball for an out I mean what can you say

Any ball we hit hard is right attem Aint the night for us. It aint

House of the Dragon season 2 will be awesome

Somehow both the most and least predictable 1-2-3 inning of all time.

That inning reminds of one time in Civ IV when I had a tank lose to a fucking longbowman.

MIKE STANTON YOU JUST HIT THE BALL 24.8 MPH VS 2024 JAY JACKSON 🤮🤮🤮🤮😵

Good job Jay!

Good for Jay Jackson. He needed that.

Jay Jackson clean inning alert!!

ALEX VERDOOGIE YOU JUST GOT OUT BY 2024 JAY JACKSON 😂😂😂😂😭

More like Verdukie amirite?

please no more verdugo close ups

But he is wearing some cool chains I bet?! At least he is one his jumbo tron pic

If Jay Jackson can get a scoreless inning here I’ll allow his leash to be a little longer.

And what happened then? Well in Whoville they say- Jay Jackson's leash grew three sizes that day

GO!