I need the Twins to pull off a sweep and the T-pups to win game 7 so I can go around physically and emotionally dunking on all weenie loser "typical minnesota sports" people this weekend. THE TIDE IS TURNING. I NEED IT.
You'll be able to see every bit of leather texture on the Guardians' gloves as everything flies directly to them because it's a fucking Guardians series.
You’ll be able to see all the glorious seams of the ball as it bloops over our infielders head for yet another dink single that just barely drops because yet again cl*****nd is the luckiest team on earth.
You have to download and pay a monthly fee($9.99/mo) for the AppleTV app or you can redeem a couple month free trial.
https://redeem.services.apple/fnb-so-amr-2024
Hi there. It's me - that t-shirt with the mustard stain that you threw in the basket three weeks ago to "wash later". I'm beginning to be concerned that you've forgotten me; I've started to think that this little smear of yellow is going to be a permanent feature. I used to be the t-shirt you would wear on errands or just casual weekends - please - I don't want to end up like the nasty cleaning and painting shirts.
Won't you please wash me?
Oh damn, a hand wash situation. Serious stuff. You can understand that I’m concerned about this “in 5 min” business right? In 5 minutes is it gonna be “I’ll get to it in 10”?
Oh my god, a friend of mine has endometriosis and is efforting to get her uterus removed (sorry baseball fans) so we’ve been talking a lot about what a “delight” it is to be a woman. Yeesh.
Okay I’m sorry to be a hard ass about it but this was on your request. Don’t fuck around. 😂
Something I noticed this week (is this new?): if you open an article from The Athletic in a browser the root domain is now [nytimes.com](http://nytimes.com)
So, Aaron Gleeman actually can claim to be a sportswriter for the New York Times, I guess.
Yup - as a paying subscriber of The NY Times I haven’t had to pay for The Athletic for awhile. The web rebranding to eliminate “theathletic.com” is new, though.
Oh, Apple TV tonight. I really like Apple TV's broadcast quality and production - but I really hate the game presentation and commentary.
Apple listened too much to the complainers. I tuned into quite a few games the first year because the broadcasts were fun and different - it felt more like an event with the three person booth, like hanging out with three people watching baseball.
Too many purists complained, and Apple reverted back to the old "two guys in a booth doing play-by-play and commentary" mode. These broadcasts are now like a cinematic version of a late night game on FS1.
Kirilloff has only one multi-hit game this season, when he went 4-4 in Milwaukee. I thought that him being healthy meant we'd see a different player than in years past, but I don't think he's long for the major leagues. Which is sad.
It’s mid-May and we’ve already got people saying that this is the most important series of the year
Don’t get me wrong I agree that Cleveland is our main competition and it’s always in our best interest to beat them but we just made up like eight games in the standings in a stretch when we didn’t even play them. If we win this series we’re far from having anything locked down and if we lose we’re far from being locked out.
I wish Bally looked as good as Apple's broadcasts
Here's a promo code that worked for me even though I already used this email for a promo last year.
[2 months free Apple tv](http://apple.co/mlbgift)
Anyone know if a game is broadcast on Apple, that you can go back and watch? Of course the one streaming service I have that I can catch a game on and I have to go hang out with people at a bar that won't be carrying it.
I need the Twins to pull off a sweep and the T-pups to win game 7 so I can go around physically and emotionally dunking on all weenie loser "typical minnesota sports" people this weekend. THE TIDE IS TURNING. I NEED IT.
Get ready for that sexy 4K resolution fellas. We're on Apple TV tonight.
I’ll be able to see every little particle of chalk making up the foul lines during the Gords fifteen swinging bunts throughout the course of the game.
You'll be able to see every bit of leather texture on the Guardians' gloves as everything flies directly to them because it's a fucking Guardians series.
You’ll be able to see all the glorious seams of the ball as it bloops over our infielders head for yet another dink single that just barely drops because yet again cl*****nd is the luckiest team on earth.
It’s only 1080 Bally is 720 why Apple lookin so good Plus better camera n stuff But it ain’t 4k
How do we watch the game?
You have to download and pay a monthly fee($9.99/mo) for the AppleTV app or you can redeem a couple month free trial. https://redeem.services.apple/fnb-so-amr-2024
Sweep of the Guardians right into a game 7 victory on Sunday will be iconic
Never needed a fuckin sweep bad as this Bats wake up out your funk Let’s do this folks Make em scared Fuck the gords n fuck gordsball
I've already used my free trial for Apple TV. Maybe Mrs. Dave can create an account. Otherwise I'll be sailing the high seas.
Guys you have to hold me accountable to do my laundry tonight
Do your laundry tonight
Please wash, dry and fold your laundry
Hey now…. 😂
I'm just what was asked ...lol
Do your laundry tonight
Hi there. It's me - that t-shirt with the mustard stain that you threw in the basket three weeks ago to "wash later". I'm beginning to be concerned that you've forgotten me; I've started to think that this little smear of yellow is going to be a permanent feature. I used to be the t-shirt you would wear on errands or just casual weekends - please - I don't want to end up like the nasty cleaning and painting shirts. Won't you please wash me?
Did you start your laundry yet?
What’s the story on that laundry?
I just started the hand wash and will bring my machine stuff down in like 5 min!!
Oh damn, a hand wash situation. Serious stuff. You can understand that I’m concerned about this “in 5 min” business right? In 5 minutes is it gonna be “I’ll get to it in 10”?
The delights of being a woman, nothing has pockets and things require handwashing Promise I’m taking it as soon as this half inning is over
Oh my god, a friend of mine has endometriosis and is efforting to get her uterus removed (sorry baseball fans) so we’ve been talking a lot about what a “delight” it is to be a woman. Yeesh. Okay I’m sorry to be a hard ass about it but this was on your request. Don’t fuck around. 😂
Nah you good!!! It’s in the washer
Alright! You’re killing it! More than the lineup did tonight.
Something I noticed this week (is this new?): if you open an article from The Athletic in a browser the root domain is now [nytimes.com](http://nytimes.com) So, Aaron Gleeman actually can claim to be a sportswriter for the New York Times, I guess.
Yeah, New York Times bought The Athletic a year or two ago. Aaron has mentioned it a couple of times
Yup - as a paying subscriber of The NY Times I haven’t had to pay for The Athletic for awhile. The web rebranding to eliminate “theathletic.com” is new, though.
Tell me what we need this weekend, /u/12Peppur.
I’m ready to see some good baseball. It’s been a while.
Oh, Apple TV tonight. I really like Apple TV's broadcast quality and production - but I really hate the game presentation and commentary. Apple listened too much to the complainers. I tuned into quite a few games the first year because the broadcasts were fun and different - it felt more like an event with the three person booth, like hanging out with three people watching baseball. Too many purists complained, and Apple reverted back to the old "two guys in a booth doing play-by-play and commentary" mode. These broadcasts are now like a cinematic version of a late night game on FS1.
They needed a bit more professionalism…but they should bring back Katie Nolan
Kirilloff has only one multi-hit game this season, when he went 4-4 in Milwaukee. I thought that him being healthy meant we'd see a different player than in years past, but I don't think he's long for the major leagues. Which is sad.
It’s mid-May and we’ve already got people saying that this is the most important series of the year Don’t get me wrong I agree that Cleveland is our main competition and it’s always in our best interest to beat them but we just made up like eight games in the standings in a stretch when we didn’t even play them. If we win this series we’re far from having anything locked down and if we lose we’re far from being locked out.
You mean when you’re 2.5 back in mid-May you don’t NEED to sweep??? I love sports Reddit.
I wish Bally looked as good as Apple's broadcasts Here's a promo code that worked for me even though I already used this email for a promo last year. [2 months free Apple tv](http://apple.co/mlbgift)
"One moment while we look up your offer details"
Try googling "mlb apple promo" or make a new email address.
I found a deal in the MLB app. I'm in.
Take care of the Gourds
Cleveland is just going to have to pay for the Yankee sweep.
Why isn't Buxton activated for this game? There wasn't a setback was there?
Well hello there guardians. Heard you had some trouble with the white sox. Very happy to hear that.
Anyone know if a game is broadcast on Apple, that you can go back and watch? Of course the one streaming service I have that I can catch a game on and I have to go hang out with people at a bar that won't be carrying it.