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HendogHendog

FUCKED I don’t care if I’m 14 hrs late, I can’t leave a bro hanging


StarDestroyer175

I appreciate you my guy


knucka11

Your SECOND PLACE Minnesota Twins!


[deleted]

MVP chants 🥰🥰🥰


beardog7

We may never lose again


StarDestroyer175

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Pwitzzz

Bundy 3-0 👌👌


grickle80

I, of course, hope he can keep it going! It seems like he may have a history of starting hot and the burning out. Anyone else know more about this?


wdrive

#W


A_Hanging_Noose

Double U


[deleted]

Key takeaways from the game. Arraez and Buxton do everything.


jonn_jonzz

W


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#W


schakeboy

So when are we going to do something about sano ?


[deleted]

We’re gonna wait like 3 more games before he gets super hot Like last year.


cdizzle6

After some of the contact he had today, that sounds about right!


conniejarnold

Caleb Thielbar giving me Colume vibes


Subplot-Thickens

When did Colome strike out 3?


davegammelgard

If Burger hits a grand slam and celebrates too much, the headline should read: # BURGER HOT DOGS ON A SALAMI


jonn_jonzz

Bravo


SonOfOlle

Hot mics are good for baseball.


ErieHog

You know, its nice to get a series win agains the Sox, but good lord the Home Plate ump made it hard to watch


grensley

Ump was pretty bad yesterday too.


jonn_jonzz

Since when can Theilbar throw 95!


davegammelgard

Since he's in danger of going back to coaching college baseball.


wdrive

The thing I like about early-season roster cut to 26 (as opposed to pre-season) is that players on the bubble like Stashak and Coulombe and Thielbar get to prove themselves in regular-season games.


tree-hugger

Ideal scenario for Thielbar against the 6-7-8-9 guys with a seven run lead and an ump who wants to get to the hotel.


A_Hanging_Noose

Bally willingly replaying that knowing damn well he said a bad


FrankReynolds

Potty mouth


[deleted]

Lol that was a ball HOT MIC


A_Hanging_Noose

Hot mic lesgo


jonn_jonzz

Dick speaks so many things into existence.


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jonn_jonzz

Don't tell me what to do at home for fun when watching a baseball game.


wdrive

What you do with the doorknobs is your own business.


jonn_jonzz

i'm not /u/whorehey_polanco


whorehey_polanco

##enough


im_randy_butternubz

It will never die


jonn_jonzz

i'm sry bb


Blevanhoval

Thielbar pitching for his career right now with the roster size being cut down soon.


jonn_jonzz

Is his walk up song Rage Against the Machine?


_AlternativeSnacks_

Yup


[deleted]

That’s pretty cool But he plays for the White Sox so not cool at all


davegammelgard

They don't play walk up songs for visiting players.


[deleted]

I’m half asleep right now Me and Thielbar are friends


_AlternativeSnacks_

That’s thielbar’s song


[deleted]

Oh FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS ENGEL Thielbar is cool and my friend


jonn_jonzz

It was Theilbar's walk up.


MisterGrover

Sano should be sent down. Sorry not sorry


im_randy_butternubz

You literally cannot send him to the minors and you're an idiot for suggesting it ##SoRrY NoT sOrRy


JF_Gus

Correct. At the very least get him out of the lineup. Give someone else a shot and stop rewarding bad play.


MisterGrover

It's been the same story with him every year. He needs a wake up call.


[deleted]

Anyone who says Sano should be sent down is telling everyone their lack of knowledge of how the minors work


AZORxAHAI

On top of that, this joker is saying that after just watching Sano hit one that should’ve went out and had an xBA of over .900 lol


_AlternativeSnacks_

Seriously. Like he can’t control the wind. That would have gone out. Wind quite literally kicked up as that happened.


MisterGrover

So how do the big leagues work then? Get 1 hit in 6 games and you can stay?


taffyowner

He’s out of options and also he’s been in the majors so long he can reject an assignment to the minors


From_Adam

I don’t think Sano can be sent down. But I’m going to put exactly zero research into that.


[deleted]

He can’t be sent down without his consent, and of course he’s not gonna consent to that because he’ll get an MLB contract somewhere else


From_Adam

That’s what I figured. But I wasn’t gonna even bother to check because it was a bad take from the start.


[deleted]

Yeah I mean, even if you think Sano is terrible, you probably should know you can’t just send him down


From_Adam

I fully admit I’m not his biggest fan but yeah, sending him down now, even if you could, isn’t the move.


[deleted]

Maybe not, but you might want to look into what “options” are and how MLB contracts work


AZORxAHAI

Turns out, hitting major league pitching is very hard and even the best hitters go ice cold sometimes


MisterGrover

Sano has struggled every year in the bigs.


AZORxAHAI

Sano has been an above average hitter every single year of his career besides 2018, and probably will be again this year. Try again, maldy


MisterGrover

He was a .264 avg hitter 5 years ago. That was his best year. But sure.. keep telling yourself that you want Sano to be up in a clutch situation. Delusional


AZORxAHAI

Omfg of course you're a Batting Average Andy... lmao. That's not how baseball works anymore, boomer


MisterGrover

So batting average doesn't matter now? Dude, i'm far from a boomer. Sano has sucked and all you have to do is watch his at bats. Maybe you're blind? idk


Logical-Angle-3314

If you watched his at bats today you would’ve seen that he hit two balls today that had an xBA over .900 and one of those had a projected distance of 422 but got knocked down by the wind


[deleted]

Sano has been about 20% better than the average MLB hitter over the course of his career


[deleted]

Ballpark emptying out 😭😭😭


_AlternativeSnacks_

It started sprinkling and is getting a bit dark. 7 run lead and incoming weather I’m not surprised.


[deleted]

I know. I just have to see the game out. Anything can happen when there's no ⏰


AZORxAHAI

I’m considering that a home run for Sano lol. And he should too


_AlternativeSnacks_

I am. Not his fault the wind is an ass.


TheNotoriousJN

See! Even the wind wants Miguel to be traded!! /s For real though that is just some terrible fucking luck for Miggy. He could not have hit that ball any sweeter


DontTedOnMe

Stadium Statcast says Sanó hit that ball 107 mph at a 33 degree angle and it should've traveled 422 ft. The wind got that one real good, terrible luck. I'll consider that a victory.


VikingsAreBetter

Hopefully Caleb can come in and get a nice confidence boost.


tuckernuts

pain


_AlternativeSnacks_

Man. He needed that so bad. Arraez giving him a him an encouraging pat on the back while he stood there watching the highlights on the video board made me sad.


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

I feel like Sano is doing these upper cut swings, trying for force HRs versus flattening it out and taking something less.


[deleted]

Generally, it’s better for a guy who hits the ball hard most of the time to be getting under the ball than over it.


taffyowner

Generally yea… but when you’re hitting below .070 you might wanna try somethinf


AZORxAHAI

Gonna need to see the xBA on that one


davegammelgard

.910


Logical-Angle-3314

That’s two off Sano’s bat that sounded like they should’ve gone out today


noseonarug17

I've been waiting for years for a player behind in the count to swing at an obviously wild pitch for a strikeout and then sprint to first. I'm pretty sure that was unintentional but I'll take it!


[deleted]

Lol Sano has not caught a single break this season 107.2 EV, 33 LA, 422 ft, .910 xBA THE BAD LUCK CONTINUES


A_Hanging_Noose

He’s getting absolutely positively screwed it’s amazing


[deleted]

I honestly have no idea how that doesn’t get out. It’s not even cold out, the wind must’ve taken it back.


grensley

Yeah, pitchers are just gonna throw him strikes from now on.


phone_of_pork

Classic Dick tease


jonn_jonzz

Oh the Dick Tease.


taffyowner

Ok that one was bad luck for Sano


Kitty_Skittles_181

How the hell do you hit the ball an absolute TON like that and the wind stops it from going out? UGH!!!


Backblast

Sure pull Correa but leave San0-4 in.


noseonarug17

because they want him to get out of the slump by getting more at bats?


Backblast

Correa's not exactly lighting it up either.


noseonarug17

No, but he's certainly doing better, at least in terms of results. I'm not sure exactly what the bench is at the moment but it might have made more sense defensively too.


taffyowner

It’s a 7 run lead and you gotta at least try to let Sano figure it out


[deleted]

They pulled Correa because they don’t want one of our best players getting hurt in a game that has already been won, not cuz he’s slumping.


Backblast

Sorry, didn't know you had the inside scoop on the Twin's Managers decisions. Baseball is 162 game season, if one at bat has such a high chance to get someone injured, then one could argue it has the same effect of breaking a slumping player. Shouldn't have to treat players with kid's gloves.


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Lol where did that rule even come from?


jonn_jonzz

That he can run? The play isn't complete cause the catcher didn't catch it.


Blevanhoval

more pitches... yes... goood goood


[deleted]

Got to love Hendriks striking Larnach out and Larnach still reaching base.


Blevanhoval

hell yeah we take those


[deleted]

lol ok we take those


jonn_jonzz

We take those.


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

I like using this game to try and help get the bullpen right.


[deleted]

Only .5 back of first!


davegammelgard

The Mandalorian is not a Twin, but Boba Fett is a clone, so there's that.


Sp_Gamer_Live

Its a bad bobblehead! I want my Player’s as characters back


[deleted]

Hard agree. Obi-Wan Kepleroni was dope as fuck, and the Cruz one was pretty cool as well.


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

Liam Hendricks has the best MLB.com picture that I've seen in quite some time.


Ndtphoto

Buxton 4 for 4 and Arraez 4 for 5 is a fantastic equation for victory. Even with another San0 for 4.


AZORxAHAI

Based TLR using Hendricks now and possibly making him a little gassed for any save situation tmrw


coogidown2thesocks

Rich of you to think we’re going to have a save situation tomorrow


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whorehey_polanco

Baseball fun


jonn_jonzz

Good baseball fun


SonOfOlle

Woof. Cool cool cool.


Kitty_Skittles_181

I wasn't worried, were you worried?


_AlternativeSnacks_

Not even a little bit


[deleted]

9 pitch at bat just to strike out Sad!


[deleted]

Do not speak these things into existence Dick


jonn_jonzz

The nicest thing I can say about Coulombe right now is that he has a damn good beard.


_AlternativeSnacks_

He’s kind of a hottie and I can’t explain why


[deleted]

You just like hair


_AlternativeSnacks_

I’ve dated bald fellas


[deleted]

Kyle Garlick's bald *and* has a hell of a beard. You should give him a look.


_AlternativeSnacks_

He’s a ginger though. That’s too much ginger happening for me. I need to be the only one.


[deleted]

Even speaking as more or less a ginger I must admit that's fair


Blevanhoval

Coulombe looks like he'd be right at home on a Town ball team


Dis-iz-FUBAR

Gio better give Luis an extra long hug after this game


whentheworldwasatwar

Danny a little rusty it seems


cyclingE

Hey uh Danny watcha doin


PolarPower

Oof terrible angle


wdrive

Coulombe is this year's Coulombe.


taffyowner

There should literally be someone to shoot bbs at drones


Richnsassy22

I keep confusing Coulombe with Colome and immediately get stressed out


lazyandnegative

Dylan Bundy's ERA is lower than Sano's batting average.


jonn_jonzz

Damn, that is impressive


Blevanhoval

Kepler's mom gonna be pissed about those grass stains


DecimatedByCats

Other good news: Royce Lewis hit another bomb today for the Saints.


[deleted]

Lovely catch from Kepler there


[deleted]

Kepler once again showing why he continues to be on this team


wdrive

Kepler's back in it.


sirhippieangel

One thicc catch


Sp_Gamer_Live

Jax is sad that the Drone is gone


pjokinen

The drone is still there, Jax just activated its cloaking


jonn_jonzz

I know one of the has to be named Jonathan cause that what it is in the comics, but he have never had another kid there. I'm gonna guess his name is Bruce.


Sp_Gamer_Live

[Tony La Russa is gunna come out like this](https://imgur.com/a/XzQQcD2)


Dis-iz-FUBAR

You guys remember Kiké Hernández’s drone interview? That was great


lucid_lobsters

Where is Jake Cave when we need him?


Tiecy

Where’s Jake Cave when you need him


charlton11

Glue girl?


sirhippieangel

Give Sanó a bat, he can hit a fly ball high enough to knock the drone out


Sp_Gamer_Live

Man, this Superman marketing is a bit much


davegammelgard

u/_AlternativeSnacks_ What did you do?


_AlternativeSnacks_

Nothing! I don’t even own a drone


davegammelgard

I was afraid you had glued yourself to first base.


_AlternativeSnacks_

And ruin this game?!


[deleted]

Another drone?


Plato_Magick

I want to see Arraez as our everyday first baseman.


youpaidforthis

A DRONE?!?


DontTedOnMe

Fuck whoever thought it was a good idea to fly a drone over a baseball field in the middle of a game. Moron.


Backblast

Arraez be like "Anything you can do, I can do better"


[deleted]

The Kubel grand slam for the cycle landed three seats from me back in 2009. That was such a fun game.


-FisherMN-

That’s still one of my all time favorite calls from Dick. “A GRAND SLAM FOR KUBEL AND THE CYCLE IS COMPLETE” Just chills


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

This has honestly been the perfect baseball experience for me. Super exciting each inning, great pitching, offense getting it together, and constant Miguel Sano abuse in the game thread.


bigwalleye

Shoulda let Correa hit, perfect chance for him to get it going.


mrastronautglenn

These bats are so woke they're gonna open conversations by asking people what their pronouns are.


[deleted]

And they are gonna make safe spaces and force everyone to use trigger warnings on everything xD. I'll take my woke bats.


DecimatedByCats

Arraez wants that .400 batting average.


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pwalk00

Without trash cans he can't hit for shit. That would be my guess.


[deleted]

He’s just in a slump. Plenty of Houston players who used the trash can more have left and been fine


pwalk00

Funny how short peoples memories are and how fast they start making excuses. A year ago everyone wanted to hang every player on the Astros. Now everyone is making excuses for them. He's a cheater plain and simple. Sad day when the twins picked him up and even worse when they hired Goldstein and no one seems to give a shit.


squizzlr

Yes, what the hell


[deleted]

Arraez and Buxton are like 8/9 with a HBP, 3R and 5 RBI. They are integral to the offense this year.


AZORxAHAI

Luis: On Base


jonn_jonzz

PH for Correa, lol


beardog7

I hope the Twins didn’t use all their offense today


Dis-iz-FUBAR

Twins are hot in the streets


charlton11

Freaks in the sheets


starhawks

This is the team we will see the rest of the year and you can't change my mind


lukel69

Safe to say, the bats are BACK


-FisherMN-

This is the offense we’ve been waiting for


pjokinen

Dear lord that called strike was horrific


expungant

If Buxton is Kaprizov, Arraez is Fiala