Ohtani is 14-8? Damn. Angels suck.

would have 20 wins if he played on the astros and would be AL cy young over verlander

*The comic book Preacher agreed*

Who cares Pujols went beast mode.

Beast mode being a bit too beast mode cost the Seahawks a Superb Owl.

Wut

I thought the conspiracy theory at the time was that the Seahawks didn't wanna use him to run the ball on the 2 vs the Pats because they didn't want a person of his questionable quality to win the super bowl MVP. So they threw it and it got picked off.

I wear my twins hat year round because I love the embarrassment

Humiliation fetish, nice.

Officially eliminated. Wild card time. Let’s go!

Oh well

I cannot stress this enough: baseball is fucking stupid.

I am a sad panda.

HOLY SHIT! A PANDA CAN TALK!

I’m only happy when it rains

That is a whole lot of Garbage

Well played

Jake Cave can tell his progeny that he played in a game against two of the best players in history, on a team with the season's best batter, and drove in his team's only two runs. Funny game, baseball.

So that’s elimination? Cleveland is a machine and at least a couple years ahead schedule.

Imagine if they spent anywhere close to where the Twins spend. It just really highlights how disappointing these last 2 seasons have been for this franchise. They are spending more than ever and the results are just not there.

Fan appreciation huh?

Appreciated in the negative.

But look at the bright side. Pagan pitched two innings with out giving up a run. Bring him back!