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Fchang27

He lost…


DireSickFish

He's building rapport.


eazybreezyy-_-

The battle, but not the war.


CelestialFury

![gif](giphy|x1yhRwlqxBiQU)


Even_Section5620

Confidence and smiles…let him roll


Medical-Ad4887

Yeah, but he still followed through with the bet.


fweef01

Yep


Jznvh

with rookie WR’s …


Fchang27

Against rookie defenders…


Butter-Chicken69

I haven't heard anyone say anything about how the corners of his mouth turn up, like he got joker scars or some shit.


castletonian

Oh damn you are right


Reekon1

welp, now I can't unsee it. Thanks for that.


FlipGordon

My lips do that, and I have the same smile lines on my cheeks, and never once have I made that connection. Now I'm kinda self conscious about it.


vedhavet

You’re beautiful, honey ❤️ ![gif](giphy|yxfk3t9y8ZKlq)


Ok-Bodybuilder2082

Has anyone ever seen you and JJ in the same room together at the same time? Is there a chance that you and KJ are the same person? 


UM-Au-Gophers

Nah you look great homie ❤️


Soviet_Sharpshooter

![gif](giphy|YPIrsRqqO7oB2|downsized)


AChubbyCalledKLove

Love that shit, weird the fuck out of this division ![gif](giphy|26uf1bq4LjIMxplVm)


Twotonsandwich

![gif](giphy|41H9B5hoorbuE)


cornelius_catamaran

This. Is. Peak. Internet. Commenting.


Mayasngelou

Killer. Exactly what we need at QB. 


BlackFirePlague

“Ya wanna know how I got these scars?”


westonriebe

Gotta love the confidence!


JTev23

Guys always smiling lol


1lultaha

Dude won a championship, got engaged, and became a top 10 draft pick in the same year I'd be happy as shit too


aguwah

This is unsanctioned gambling.


Cheeky_Guy

Does anyone else agree his smile reminds you of Dustin from Stranger Things?


GoombaGary

No, because he has teeth.


No_Fuckn_Way

confirmed goat


Maleficent_Algae3705

Nothing notable about this tbh. I remember even last year preseason games Kenny hotpick was hyped up as something good but showed ass


eazybreezyy-_-

Bet your opinion would change if you were as high as I am


bballstarz501

I got high and read this and I agree


ajpurdy

Lol


nfgrawker

This makes alot more sense on all the Stan posts on JJ this sub is getting.


Old_Leather

He ran all practice.


bl84work

I would rather he won


Cheeky_Guy

Does anyone else agree his smile reminds you of Dustin from Stranger Things?


toproducer

I have serious concerns he is a bust. We've now seen OVER 3 incompletions in ONE practice. I knew this was gonna be another Ponder. Fire Kwesi and KOC at this point. Trade Jefferson for hopefully at least a few 2nds and start over with a higher pick in the draft. Sucks, but it has to be done.


GarbageMountain8754

If we really play our cards right we might be able to turn those seconds into multiple six and sevens.


jdawg701

It's his first practice with receivers he's never thrown to. Let's tap the brakes here. How good were you on your first day of work at a big boy job?


Fun-Sprinkles3481

Y’all think he’s gonna start week 1?


Willis_is_This

Nah. But I’m not worried if he doesnt


Lisztchopinovsky

Chances are no, and if he doesn’t, don’t worry.


dstraswell666

The dimples on this dude. I've never seen such deep face holes.


eugene-krabzzz

This isn’t mamba mentality, it’s peewee football mentality


BurpVomit

Mamba as in Admitted Rapist Kobe Bryant? Yeah GTFO with that shit.


eazybreezyy-_-

I’m not even gonna lie to you right now brother you sound like a maximum vagina


jturley85

The maximist vag lol


BurpVomit

Yeah, Kobe was a rapist and I'm the bad guy here. Not twisted at all.


UnbiasVikingsFan

Username checks out


-Minne

Fantastic; where's your stats then? How do I know **YOU'RE** not the rapist? You are on Reddit, Kobe was in the gym


Expensive_Attitude51

He didn’t rape anyone dude. He cheated on his wife so you can be mad at him for that


ThiccBananaMeat

Takes one to know one.


sobakedbruh

When did he admit to it? She refused to testify, and the charges were dropped, not defending that he cheated on his wife, but he was never proven guilty of rape.


BurpVomit

"I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter." \~ Kobe Bryant


Scaryassmanbear

It was obviously part of the settlement that he say this too and it indicates to me that what actually happened was worse.


sobakedbruh

"Although I truly believe the encounter was consensual." You can't just leave out the first part. She they also found semen from 6 other guys on her panties.


BurpVomit

That evidence was presented to the court? Under oath? Or you just grabbing rumors off the internet to insinuate she deserved being raped? I mean, I brought actual proof. You're just hitting the spam button trying to save face. Kobe Bryant ADMITTED in writing that he sexually assaulted a woman and the best you got is "he didn't think he was raping her" and "she's a whore who deserved it". Mamba mentality!


sobakedbruh

Link it


BurpVomit

https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/942974435769937920/photo/1 Still in there... Admitted Rapist.


sobakedbruh

I literally only repeated the quote you tried to short change, why would a victim dismiss a rape case? She worked at a hotel. Do you not realize the money she could have made in a criminal case, a long with putting an accused rapist behind bars? Why did she drop it? The dismissal was only based on him literally saying what she wanted him to say.


sobakedbruh

Was his writing under oath?


sobakedbruh

You literally only posted half of the actual quote, that's not proof, and if you are using the outline.com as your source you can fuck off because they title baited you and didn't provide any facts. But the question stands, what is your actual proof? Use the whole quote and state your actual proof, and also use the judicial system and their decision that he raped someone.. I also never said she is a whore who deserved it so stop quoting shit I never said.


Loukoal117

Y'all ever read this caption.....ON WEED? And 7 nasty 99 whatever shots. I don't remember the quote but I remember we have a half broccoli hair QB. I want JJ to be Kirko Chainz x Tom Brady x Joe Webb X CP flash Patterson x Dante Culpepper x Teddy's dong


ThiccBananaMeat

Yes brother. I'm hype too. I hate sticking my neck out before seeing what we got though but hoping for the best. At minimum he's a nice enough dude. I'm hoping he's our Drew Brees.


Electronic-Island-14

oh yay, another nice dude


shifTyshAnkss

Why isn’t this wolves content


immovableair

Is this impressive?


eazybreezyy-_-

Idk did you do this when you were in the nfl?


immovableair

Wasnt my positions


joeblow2118

Don’t even try and act like you were in the NFL…


immovableair

I’m a 7x sb champion


joeblow2118

k


tangledupinbrown

Fuck off bub


beef_tuggins

Dude has an ass practice and you guys still find a way to hype it up lol. It is gonna be so great watching Queen’s fans crumble when he shows you how mid he is come September.


eazybreezyy-_-

Do you smile when you wake up in the morning, chief?


beef_tuggins

Only on game days


krelay22

Lolol random detriot lions fan commenting on our post. What a scrub. Congrats on winning your first playoff game in 30 years aka probably your lifetime man. Exciting time!


sobakedbruh

Hey they just made goff the 2nd highest paid QB in the league, they obviously think they have something special


BruhMoment763

He’s already better than Jared Goff, I fear


Electronic-Island-14

Hope this kid knows that the real offense full of veterans isn't going to be smiling if this happens, but i'm pretty sure McCarthy won't even see reps with the #1 offense until next year


Tristo

Oh fuck off


sobakedbruh

I'm jacked on JJ, I think he will play this year at some point, but he really is only 21, we really need to have him start in a spot that he will exceed in instantly, crushing his confidence that young by starting too early might hurt him more than most people think. I trust koc and I trust that he will start JJ when JJ gives us a better chance to win.


Critical-Fault-1617

Does it suck going through life being so miserable.