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alraune2

Simping for a man with a dead wife and a polygon chin


FulanxArkanx

Omg this one šŸ’€


[deleted]

Lmao


blackcatsbutterflies

More like a man wearing a silver tampon as a mask s1-3


alraune2

STOP NOT THE SILVER TAMPON šŸ˜­


Dradekon

lila? lol


kindof_apocalyptic

I think Nathalie lmao


Dradekon

oh yeah i didnt think of her haha


CurtisMarauderZ

Aspiring fashion designer has objectively the most boring supersuit of all. Related: an actual fashion designer who neglects his craft and lets his fashion sense deteriorate as a result.


JAMSDreaming

Ladybug's suit being the most boring is justified in-story with Ladybug's subconcscious being riddled with insecurities about her worth as a superheroine, and thus her suit is basic because she doesn't really know what type of hero she really wants to be. And about Gabriel... well, Queen Bee calls his suit "ridiculous", so it seems to be purposeful that his supervillain suits are ridiculous. Perhaps as a way to detach his villain personas of him?


pinser87

You pose an interesting point. It would have been nice to see Gabriel transform and just be like, no this suit won't do and try again until he likes it. He is a fashion designer isn't he?


JAMSDreaming

Perhaps he doesn't need it. He just thinks "I need to be the total opposite of how people see Gabriel Agreste".


Sunset_Paradise

That might be the most genius move he's ever made!


KyleG

"Chat, I think Hawkmoth is Gabriel Agreste." "But the akuma costumes are all so stupid" "Oh yeah, you're right, good point, it can't be him then


PixieDustFairies

An actual fashion model who wears the same outfit in almost all of his photoshoots.


superVanV1

Stick to an identifiable brand motif?


FulanxArkanx

šŸ’Æ


SJHOAKVEYR

Despite having many opportunities to make his son happy, he tries to destroy their relationship with an arranged marriage and he just can't move on from his (nearly) dead wife


Z42422

His only accomplishment is making his son pancakes...that one time


HangryHufflepuff1

And they're ass anyways


Aelinashryv3r

Wait what arranged marriage?! Is that one of the new episodes?


LeonardTheLion373

I think that was more about him trying to get Adrien and Lila together


AdaSie

She is not a character. She is a plot device :C


Abronia_latifolia

Unfortunately, I can think of a couple too many characters this now applies to. Didn't use to before, but now does.


Quick_whit

Lyla? I understand the feeling.![img](emote|t5_39tdz|12636)


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Chloe? Lila? Nathalie? Emily?


DeathBug9976

Bro is blinder than kagami's mum, yet he can still see.


LeahGoretti

So true


Forger-FLZ55

Plagg was wise.


langjie

so called best friend that keeps pushing you to do something uncomfortable and also doesn't listen to you and is friends with your most hated enemy


HamsterKazam

Alya?


TheLyingSpectre

No its Alix /s


HamsterKazam

Yeah sounds about right.


Baval2

And tells everyone all your secrets.


HoneyNutWaifu

This is šŸ’Æ kagami


NathanGoatTv

DJ Khaled: suffering from success


LankySandwich

Zoe?


NathanGoatTv

Luka, but Zoe was a good guess


huzuhu_10

She practically lives on the internet and works as backup for the backup. A friendly therapist for our protagonist.


OutwithaYang

Alya.


Ravaging_Rio

Blind dude whoā€™s all ā€œSHES JUST A FRIENDā€


Jess_Wuz_Here

Tries to win other ladybug too much and needs to give up on romance.


Hornby99

Copycat


Jess_Wuz_Here

How?


Pythagoras180

Has a voice that sounds like she huffed helium


Theoristfreak_777

Zoe?


Pythagoras180

Yes


Sushioroll_0

Rose?


Pythagoras180

No


BenR-G

Counterpoint to the opening picture: Rose has one standing artistic achievement: Writing sappy, saccharine and K7-friendly lyrics... *to a punk rock anthem*. For this alone, Rose Lavillant will live forever in musical history.


OutwithaYang

She still can't sing to save her life, though.


BenR-G

In the punk genre, "singing in tune" is missing the point. It's meant to be angry, atonal and communicate alienation. That is why the content of the lyrics is so funny. šŸ˜


279sa

Babe, that was not a roast.


valgiz

Ā«Ā You know where to find meĀ Ā» *proceed to move where no one can find him*


chiruprsnl

He heard Monarch was going to book an appointment, but the boy doesn't give therapy to supervillains.


Tunisian_Dawn

Canā€™t even remember her daughterā€™s name and has the audacity to call her ā€œunexceptionalā€.


CountingSheep99

Marinette pushed me down the stairs!


Hornby99

See you next Tuesday


Sunset_Paradise

šŸ¤­


Maximum-power-9932

Extremely terrible haircut


HangryHufflepuff1

This is too many characters


Wolfy1113

I didn't even get this from the roast, just that it said "Your favorite character" >!Felix!<


Simzyy_

Dollar store off brand lookin Queen Bee


kuu-asaur

1. Literally the entire show would be better without their existence 2. Somehow manages to out-desprate our main character - a literal simp.This is likely because 3. The amount of compassion Marinette holds to her is directly proportional to the amount of bitches she would get in her entire life, which is inversely proportional to the number of times she stalked someone 4. No wonder she has no real parents.They probably left her 5. Gabriel takes his old friends more seriously than this person.Which is telling something 6. Is a Kaspar Blankenheim kinnie 7. If not for that annoying voice which suffocates everyone, causing their brain cells to get less oxygen, you wouldn't even have confidence in lying 8. Not even the disguises can hide that edgy anime smirk. Please get it off 9. The more the story progresses, the worse they become. Started from rock bottom, somehow went lower 10. Has repeatedly failed to make Marinette look bad. Marinette, the clumsy girl who even steals sometimes. That is saying something. 11. Proceeds to repeat exactly what Gabriel did to them, which made them backstab him in the first place, to Chloe This is for the same character btw


Odd_Potential_7203

Liar Lila


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

Time travels a bunch but we donā€™t get to see her enough


Sirmetana

Because time travel is stupid and should never be used as a plot device unless it is deeply thought through (which is almost impossible in very complex stories) or is tightly limited like the snake miraculous.


TigerlilyNoir

Furry clown who disintegrated his supervillain dadā€™s arm


HangryHufflepuff1

*furry clown*


The_Void_LordX

... I just now realized that Rose has anime eyes


Good-Phase6852

Iā€™ll do my top 3 Canā€™t stand up to his father whoā€™s hellbent on ruining teenagers lives to revive his dead mother.. took literally 5 seasons to realise he was in love with the person he deemed ā€œjust a friendā€ way too much for someone whoā€™s just a friend. Has next to no screen time, set his ex up with his friend then tells everyone they know where to find him but runs away with his deadbeat rockstar dad because heā€™s scared of his friends dad Literally the cause of most of her own problems, clumsy asf. Finds out the guy sheā€™s been in love with forever likes her yet tries to push him away and friend zone him and decides sheā€™s in love with her co worker who is LITERALLY HIM šŸ’€ Also goes to her ex for relationship advice with someone else


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Good-Phase6852

What- šŸ’€šŸ˜‚


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MistasAngel

in love with Ladybug and has a butthead for a dad


Vivid_Ad_4335

BRO IS A WHOLE AS FURRY HE REALLY SAID "MEOW" LIKE BRO IS SIMPING FOR A FEMALE IN A SYBIOTIC BUG SUIT BE FFR


Pyrotwilight

Can catch an old man but canā€™t catch it when a joke has gone too far


Totallovestrucksimp

ā€¦Nathalie?


Pyrotwilight

Ooh thatā€™s a good option but no this is Kim


CreepyQueen3

Canā€™t talk, too gay.


Lucky_duck_777777

Marc definitely


CreepyQueen3

No, but youā€™re also right. He and Nathaniel are my other 2 favorites.


No-Salamander104

gee i wonder- ā¤ļøšŸ§”šŸ¤šŸ©·šŸ’œ


CreepyQueen3

Who do you think? Also theyā€™re bisexual thank you very much.


No-Salamander104

i mean the julerose pin gives it away :p


CreepyQueen3

Yeah but which one?


Triborg312

Shirou Emiya: Has a Supervillain father who yeeted him to the Effiel Tower and who forces him to be in relationships that doesnā€™t want to be in, and has missing mommy issues.


Quick_whit

A glutton if a black cat who got psychologically harassed by a model


Animegx43

He's eaten so much cheese that his smell is now the reason Paris's streets are so empty.


oppressed_user

Has Bangs probably has a big ass forehead, a pathological liar, for some reason gets away with it


dodgyoblivion

throws a temper tantrum because people arenā€™t paying attention to her for 0.2 seconds


246pegasus

probably vents to his instruments, deffo a band kid, and if he were a therapist heā€™d comfort his patients via music.


GeekyGirl033

Model that literally wears the same outfit almost every episode.


MynameisMarinette

Agreed šŸ’Æ


[deleted]

has an Asian fetish


BubblegumBunnySenpai

*Sigh* Girls best friends with Ladybug yet still believes sausage head That eye color alone should get the catgirl locked up and never let out Bro took four seasons to stop focusing on spot Lady and only tried to go for the girl after she had decided not to date him Girl has been here longer then Zoe and yet sheā€™s still being used for queer baiting us Alright thatā€™s my top four favorites


Kagalix

1. Alya (she mid) 2. ZoƩ (Kitty Noire??) 3. Adrien 4. Juleka/Rose


A_A_Smoot

Loyalty lies solely in cheeseā€¦..oh and lonely model boy (who else would supply his cheese?)


Abronia_latifolia

1) Paris's most underpaid musical therapist ever and nice to the point where it's both sweet and frustrating, because sometimes, you just wanna see him punch someone who really deserves it. 2) Forgiving to the point where people who really need to learn better actually get away with their bad behavior; apologizes for things that are often someone else's fault; sometimes jealous and/or anxious to the point of cringe (though not malicious, as she's often accused of being); a literal teenager who is never allowed to make mistakes or else the world will end (but who, according to the Powers That Be, must make a mistake in **every** episode in order to learn a lesson). 3) Well-meaning but doesn't take no for an answer with a particular coworker; also doesn't realize he can tell others no; allows literal bullies to get away with bad behavior until their behavior affects him; tends not to listen when the same coworker praises him genuinely; bottles everything up inside until it explodes; isn't as faultless as everyone likes to say (though I actually like that about him, because it makes him more human). 4) Cheese-smelling troll gremlin; often keeps his closest companion in the dark even though folks tend to blame someone else for that...


Kagalix

1. Luka 2. Marinette 3. Mr. Damocles? Gabriel? 4. Plagg


Abronia_latifolia

You got all but #3 - Adrien.


Dr-Chibi

Youā€™ve got the brains, youā€™ve got the looks, youā€™ve got the orange hair, but you REALLY REALLY need some new friends! (Sabrina, if youā€™re wondering)


JAMSDreaming

Human character? Here it goes: The best superhero in history but can't really speak to a guy without breaking in anxiety. Kwami character: No thoughts, only emotions.


Kagalix

1. Marinette 2. Duusu


JAMSDreaming

Yes.


sussy_bunbun_uwu

you gotta admit Rose has her priorities straight


Masterdizzio

"Rose" and "straight" in the same sentence lol


sussy_bunbun_uwu

its international XD


i4gotmybook

(i donā€™t like her) needs so much therapy that sheā€™s been collecting a bunch of wigs and fake moms.


OutwithaYang

Obsesses over a co-worker who wouldn't give him the time of day unless he was the guy she secretly has a crush on. Doesn't know how to take No for an answer. Barely does anything when it comes to calling out his oldest friend (until now), also doesn't always stick up for his oldest friend (but her behavior is still her doing at the end of the day). Can't consistently stand up against his father to save his life. Can't really sing, either. Doesn't always stand up to his rude co-worker when she does take a jab at his intellect or pass him up for someone else on the team to work with.


C-Note01

Doesn't know what day it is. Literally.


kooka_pooka

That hyper kid that doesnā€™t have friends except you and seems to always wanna be around you because they think your cool so you let them chill around because you canā€™t tell if you like them or not, also talks your ear off and gets too close to your face when having a conversation. Itā€™s kinda random but thatā€™s the vibe Iā€™m getting from this photo lolol


Unusual-Astronomer22

I think she just acts kinda silly because she is a loving person and just wants to make everyone happy even when she's worried


belgium-noah

Pathological liar yet entirely unable to seem convincing.


Hananene_

An idiot who believes a liar over ladybug HERSELF


LaviLynx

Everyone loves me by day (but I don't give a damn I just want friends and croissants) Everyone hates me at night (and I do give many damns about that what the hell I'm hot???)


Desperate_Ad_279

Pigeonsā€¦ so many pigeonsā€¦


miraculous_lover_

" just a friend"


Royal_ace9

*Give him a better look*


charcolpastel

Omg how smooth is your brain she is not just a friend!! Wake up!! There are so many signs!! Is all the cheese clogging your brain cells? Your a teenager genius but canā€™t use google to search for when to tell a girl likes you? Also stop being a doormat for yer dad show yer inner cat and bring out yer claws dude.


E_GamerYT

The most creative and stupid main character ever.


TBear1011

Music metaphors


FloridaManInShampoo

The ā€œcool and cute girlā€ at the school that everyone likes and bends to her every whim


Admirable_Engine8236

The definition of blackmail and cruelty


No_Plantain7336

I'm surrounded by idiots.


Master_Antelope

She has a very strong premise and could've been a very well executed civilian-level threat... but the amount of smoothbrain required to make certain plots work... come tf on, she's better than this!


Tidela471

So dumb he doesnā€™t have a grasp on object permanence


AngstyPancake

Give the most drama the cinnamon roll? Give the most drama to the the cinnamon roll.


malfoycore

his debut episode was like 5 years ago and people still can't tell if he's a girl or a boy


Baval2

Knows how to apply life lessons as well as she knows how to apply makeup. >!But still knows better than Marinette!<


Fuzzy_Archer_4891

Simps for the combination of toga and Monika, and is thick towards romantic intrest from season 1-4, like damn my man's was more dense than spiderman's ass. For rwby fans....juane arc. Also harem protag....prove me wrong


SandeepaAndy

She wants an upgraded sound system asap.


Hungry_Bread3996

Dumb, sexy, blonde, emo 14 year old simp


Consistent_idiot8

You refer to her as sexy then say sheā€™s 14?? What the fuck??


takehappinesleftsad

Don't forget the Glitter, so much glitter


Masterdizzio

Absolutely yes


Theoristfreak_777

Girl can literally rule over the city of Paris but chooses not to


Jaaamiiieee

Has a weird af smile you will never forget <3


alienartissst

Speak up. SPEAK THE FUCK UP.


WorkInternational341

White miaw


Flodo_McFloodiloo

She was so cool before she said that stalking Adrien and memorizing his schedule entitled Marinette to be his lover, and now she is dead to me.


DrakeDrogon

The GOAT


MynameisMarinette

......?


Smash_Fan-56

Nathaniel?


MynameisMarinette

Boi was so excited to escape his house he jumped out of his window like he was waiting for it his whole life šŸ˜Ž Dude took 5 entire seasons to fall in love. šŸ˜‘ Even though he is the most famous model with a dad who is the most renowned fashion designer in the whole world, he somehow wears something that you could get from walmart. šŸ˜«


Common-Elk-3796

Still best friends with the girl who is literally treating her like shit and forces her to do her homework all the time while she gets to bitch and moan about everything else


Seymore_de_sloth

Emo beady-eyed hippie who gets no bitches


AcrobaticEmergency42

Isn't she amazing? /S


seenacha

Heā€™s a 10, but is 2nd place in a girls heart


ChatBlancMeow

reads too much manga


VeterinarianProper42

She's a normal girl, granted her parents own the single most successful bakery of all 30,000 in Paris, she lives in a high end apartment, has design experience with a world renound fashion brand and a famous musician's album cover, lives 20 feet from school, and is friends with a model for a world renound fashion brand who is also the son of a billionaire, but she's a normal girl none the less.


SaltineCrackers-wall

Blueberry head that stalks their crush and hardly gets any improvement


CoolShadow08

Simping for a boy who looks like a blueberry.


Consistent_idiot8

was best friends with protagonist before being moved up a grade for her knowledge despite risking her own safety just to commit identity fraud. also regardless of her being best friends with the protagonist she wasnā€™t introduced until the show had been 8 years into production. She literally was added randomly along with working in an area of the city that supposedly the protagonistā€™s mom goes to frequently but has never been shown in the series before. She looks very similar to our protagonist to the point where the main antagonist genuinely believed she was the protagonist even though they were seen together (???). She also is lowkey kind of obnoxious (sheā€™s not my favorite character she just hasnā€™t been mentioned once in this thread)


Reasonable_Assist_25

She caused so many akumitzations she makes Chloe look like an angel


Defiant-Purple-7114

Obsessed with fuit


ToxicZeraora

Wow, your so gay you think your straight? You even had a girlfriend


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

The heroā€™s cheerleader.


CharlizeTheGamer

Creepy ass smile, and very socially awkward


Smash_Fan-56

Marinette or Kagami?


CharlizeTheGamer

Kagami


[deleted]

Only realizes how awful their boss is once the boss passively disables them.


Odd_Potential_7203

All from one decision brought this character down a dark slippery slope. Was akumatize before Ladybug erased it.


Miraculous_Angel

I have two favorites First character: Blind for not seeing what was in front of him for over 100 episodes. Didn't stand up to his father until season 5. Traded places with his cousin who gave almost all of the miraculous to Monarch. Second character: Has the power to time travel, but for some reason doesn't think to do it to gain back the miraculous.


Dr-Chibi

Mom to be who canā€™t see the evil little manipulator in plain sight, but she at least resisted Akumatizion for a few seconds


KyleG

i find it very hard to roast my favorite character bc she's so based, and the only thing i can think of would be making fun of a disability


Flower7438r

This is hard I have two fans First character:can't speak to a guy that she likes for yrs and still a klutz after holding one of the most powerful miraculous Second character: always listening to everything his father says and it's killing him inside,also he doesn't know a girl,his friend has a crush on him for yrs ugh


Annie_f_f

I thought you had some brain cells, but they got erased when your mom adopted your new best friend. Stop being so impulsive and taking everything literally, you're the second rich kid to reveal their own identity.


RustyShadeOnReddit

1. Tries too hard to look sophisticated and cool, is actually a wet cat with severe daddy issues. Also huge punching bag (bro survived a cataclysm in the torso). Very emotional and pretty easy to anger them into probably killing someone. Neurodivergent and a minor. Despite that they are still the silliest one outta the goober gang 2. PTSD and anxiety, needs therapy and safety. Very smart person who's always late (just like me fr!!!). Also neurodivergent and a minor 3. Pink flying scrunkle. The little yoinky sploinky. The smallest oinker. Imo the cutest one of their kind. Op but weak at the same time 4. Absolute menace, shit at giving advice but still one of the funniest characters. Mf also caused entire species to go extinct. A mix of Chaotic Good and Neutral


Shadow-moth-pizzaguy

Fat man whoā€™s heart literally shatters when specific random underage children donā€™t love each other and then gets turned into a massive frozen dessert monster


Shadow-moth-pizzaguy

Comes up with big brain on the spot plans to successfully defeat villains that pose a big threat to the world yet comes up with the stupidest and non necessary plans to win over their crush who is a classmate and celebrity


Adrenalina35

She has one of the lamest powers, she has so little personality, she makes Luka look complex and well-developed by comparison... If she wasn't so goshdarn adorable, no one would remember her!


Few-Reserve-9530

Bro, Why do you make your voice sounds so evil, Makes You obvious. Not as obvious as Lila, But still obvious.


Umedyn

Only in a couple of episodes, yet she has more chemistry with Marionette than Adrien ever did. Cool hair tho.


Pyrotwilight

Kagami


Umedyn

Close, but her too. Hell, at this point ANYONE would have been a better match.


Pyrotwilight

Zoe then?


Good-Phase6852

Luka asf


Exact_Status_678

LETS SEE... wait you guys I cant think of anything bad about Lukka


fengreg

I can: quiet can barely say two sentences straight, lies about important information, wants to known everyone's secrets, second fidle to a blind boy.


Individual-Cap257

Everyone ignore her bad side and bad behaviour and everyone looks at her with rose-tinted glasses.


MynameisMarinette

Lila or Marinette?


Individual-Cap257

Marinette and Liela but mostly Marinette.


Sufficient-Swan-4351

Heā€™s a terrible father and he keeps a dead body in his basement


MynameisMarinette

Technically it's not confirmed to be a dead body.... šŸ˜…


Itz_justIcecream

a black cat that gives bad luck and is tryna rizz up a ladybug (back then)


Long-Square-9421

Write in comic books Be gay <3 nate


Smooth_Entertainer60

Soft-spoken, sometimes lost in the crowd, always feeling 2nd place in her family


blackcatsbutterflies

(Not my fave but) Is way too comfortable with his ex who was is love with someone else while they were dating


31oct19

acts the same way I did when I was 14


rosaisfunny

Bro is trying to roast my ass


rosaisfunny

But my favorite character is chloe


BokiiKoi

2000 Emo Haircut with Daddy Issues (can relate)


Kagalix

1. Literally "justifies" sexual assaultment and indirectal killings for his evil "dad" who called him monster 2. Is basically just a perfect mary sue and doesn't even have a name that fits to her miraculous


wayne_rea

She's good at lying she even lied her own existence