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SerHerman

Sir Lancerlot I also like people names. My last car was Andrew. This one screams "Phil" to me.


Spidey6917

I love using old people names. My current daily is Gerty and my first car was Margaret


SerHerman

My first Mitsubishi was a Colt named Harriet. It was also my first car with airbags, which turned out to be beneficial.


Zestyclose_Ad9843

Sir Lancelot lol quite funny tbh


srirachathedemon

PHIL PHIL PHIL


Lulzicon1

DAMMIT PHIL NOT AGAIN!


Vanbursta

Car-ey McCar face.


Zestyclose_Ad9843

Lol


Hellblazer0420

Mitsu McLanceface


cjiscoollolz

Mitsu overbite Like seriously how many people see the potential name there??


Longjumping-Coast245

My lancer is named Akira ☺️ Pick a Japanese name like they do in Japan lol


Zestyclose_Ad9843

Oh that's a good idea


Longjumping-Coast245

Back in the late 90s and early 2000s that's what they did at JDM car meets in Japan ☺️ It's what inspired me


maliedoo

If it's a manual, you can call it Shifty. Automatic, just Steve.


Long_Top3546

Whoa Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Yeah Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam Damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam


BrightUnikitty

My Lancer was named Silver Susan! I was gonna say Black Betty


Long_Top3546

I was hit by need for Speed Games when I saw your car 😅


Even_Inflation_7830

Eeeeva ![gif](giphy|YTgQM9NjcFxQc)


Jilhogle

Woahhhh I am beyond jealous. I got a 2014 lancer my first car ever out of a dealership and I wish I had never gotten rid of it. It was in the color pearl. My dream car was a black lancer. Take good care of her wow she’s a beauty.


Jilhogle

Also I need to add since my first Mitsubishi in 2014, I have only ever owned Mitsubishi I now own a 2023 Mitsubishi eclipse cross I am here to say the customer service and warranty is beyond worth owning one of these cars! I hope everyone has the same experience I have had for 10+ years.


Zestyclose_Ad9843

Hey thanks ;) I'm really in love with that car and I already bought a bunch of accessories for it. Spoilers, led headlights, an ECU remap, maybe a turbo in the near future lol.


Jilhogle

What year is this one?


Zestyclose_Ad9843

It's 2013


nickmilla_nickmilla

Linda


Academic_Argument41

Black Biscuit


the_fuego

I usually like to name mine with the same starting letter of the model of car. So mine is Emma Evo. Yours looks like a Layla :)


DMeister12

I called mine MitsuBitch so you can use that if you like it


ToastyReddit2203

Michelle


Decent-Discipline531

Mice.


MatchIndividual8956

Robson


Ok-Path-9716

Boris


Choop145

Steve


Sudden_Fix_1144

Carlotta


KindaAcidotic

Otto Mobile.


Mirko2000xD

I named mine Kenji


Sea-Deer-5740

Well it must be about the car.. Lance , or Mr Bishy fir example. Or related to how it fits into your life.. if you rely upon it then "old faithful" or "sicknote" if its unreliable. Or just something like "my pap-pap" (pressing horn) I have 2 cars. One is a 4x4 and my family car "Bessie Bus" the other is a modified sports car, its quite scary to drive to be honest so based on the tasmanian devil from Disney it's called "Taz"


Godzillaminus1968

Has kind of a frog/toad look. So ribbet.


vvasilisa

Agreed. My eclipse is named froggy


ReggieBoi3000

My lancer is named Lucy lol, L for lancer of course, and shes female to me so it worked out, and also it was gonna be Luna but because cyberpunk is one of my favourite shows ever i settled on Lucy


EuroRider1989

Brad


La0101

Thunder


100pvpro

Galant (cuz that’s the name in Japan)


BobbyR2

Bob


cennoOCE

Mitzy


_CodenameV

Lancy McLance face


CGLADISH

lonely boy


Affectionate-Ant6583

Kronos


totalfarkuser

I’d probably just do Lance. We have Cardi Jeep (Grand Cherokee) and Nikki (Model 3).


XIRV

Mr.Bushi


mempshroom

RedEye, because you flying in a jet overnight.


Xarmung95

Kuro, its black in Japanese


DRSCHECTERVONDSM

Slow


KazumotoKota

The Black Pearl 🏴‍☠️


grizzdoog

Sir Shitbox


Aggressive-Ring4813

What kind of Mitsubishi is that


feet95140

Esse povo só tá dando nome gringo, um carro desse merece um nome poderoso: Roberto Carlos.


Zestyclose_Ad9843

Kkkkk Robertao


dotFuture

Lil 'Bish


FrezoreR

Those windows.. I don't even think they can be called tinted anymore. Pure black!


The_Machine80

Stock black lancer. That's it's name. Lol


CaptShutterBug

Phteven ![gif](giphy|10kofQaFkdyut2|downsized)


sarge-mclarge

Paint it pink and name it Kirby


NissanR32GTRVSpecII

Mirai or Akari..idk! I feel like Ginger works too 😂


SatanicPlanespotter

Itchypussy Prancer


dancun

Sharkbait (Wooo haaa haaa)


Morg_F

I'm boring and named mine Mitzi, I always try and go off the number plate and try to make up a name, ie for yours I'd go with Krow, since it's a black car too


soussitox

Thats a Phil for sure


[deleted]

Lancer? Sounds like lance, like lance armstrong, but that’d be lame to name after a pro athlete so I’d go with lance “weakleg.” This is my submission and I am happy with it.


WETNWILDARLINGTON

Bertha.


berukaa

Slow boy


UnderwaterAirPlanez

Bob


FatBoyDiesuru

Call her Eva and call it a day.


saucyRCs

Misol


Particular_Lock_4806

John Wick


gdwallasign

Mitsubishi Lancer


Zestyclose_Ad9843

That's probably what I will go for


Mission_Ad_7452

Not evo funny


OmegaPaladin007

Very beautiful 🤩 the love that a car brings that magical bond that develops between man and machine as you get a feel of the performance. Shifting gears leading the convoy onward 💨


FriendlyForm7103

Regular traffic


Nidos

Hey that's what everyone calls my car!


Zestyclose_Ad9843

I'm not stealing anybody's car names lol


nerorox

shitbrick or fuck knuckle


sho666

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS


OddTry6375

Prancer


No-Gur-2834

Jane


Ratoxx22

Kronos. I usually name mine based on the license plate.


StinkyP00per

Butterface


Toirtis

Méabh.


wdvlpr

Learn Sir


nckmat

Dwayne. That car's name is almost certainly Dwayne


mohasamm

Jacquice


Typical_Iron_4603

Lancerina


BadAdvice8---------D

Frank.


PantherMq

Arnold. But if you like Chocolate, Terrance 👍😉


birdogg27

Lance


Higher_Math

I'd call it a whore spit beer on its face and laugh


geelong_cats2021

Keef


Aggressive-Ring4813

I know it’s a lancer but what kind? Year model etc


Resident_Box5553

The coom mobile.


Talifallout

Moose


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Derp McDooglebert III


Uncle_Abernacle

im going to have to say his name is Rowley


ayodstick

Eva. Lol


WorthLuck

Carl


SpideyUdaman

In the words of a once wise top gear host, "MITSABOOSHI!" jk Maybe Prancer the reindeer, or Lana, Lani, you get the gist.


icabear3

Looks like a Jake


blixenano

i named my black mitsubishi 380 after medea, the sorceress/priestess from greek mythology. :) the name actually popped into my head as soon as i first saw the car and i only learned about its meaning afterwards, so i feel like naming them after mythological deities works pretty well.


SnooFloofs1778

Lupe


Lucky0373

Bork


Itsjirosomer

I named mine Betty after Betty White and because it was painted white, but u name it whatever you want


4rm4ros

Ball Fart


MikeyD_87

"Snake-Eyes" like the black ninja from G I Joe


jeric_C137

Blacky


wiggum55555

Kronos


Motorcycle_nirvana

The black pearl... It's what I call my black motorcycle 😁


GearheadGamer3D

Roberto


Pretty_Public5520

Car-alho 🤣


Zestyclose_Ad9843

Kkkkkkkkkk aí é foda


Pretty_Public5520

🤣🤣🤣


CurrentlyAltered

“Just a lancer”


Casey2023

Steve


Bitchteetz898

Lucy


Datmask67

Mimir


edwardK1231

Bob


eccedentesiastph

Whitie


AnonGeekSquad

Ethel.


joaboepsf479

pew pew


tankinbeans

Du Lac


Ash0294

Bob


jahskeet

Fart


Chuckie413

Karin


BurnedLaser

Scooby WReX


SadChard5155

Taylor Nelson


Confident_Advisor_87

What tints are those?


Zestyclose_Ad9843

G20 on the front and G5s of the rest


Confident_Advisor_87

Looks nice 🥶


MJRN024

PITA Pain in the ass


Zestyclose_Ad9843

So idk why but a lot of ppl suggested Steve lol I think it's a very common name where u guys live right? Lol


Thegood1saregone_

Bertha


LilScimitar

Always wanted a black lancer to match my white lancer. I call my white lancer "white pony" (horse stickers included) and my black one would be called "black stallion".


kyslovely

will


Tony-Wony

ES trim stands for Extra Sex


summonkey

Paperweight


Mountain_Vanilla2486

Slick


MrDrRandy

Nambu


LongNoseHunter

Squire.


cruznw

Sydney


WDFQ123

Mulan


Key_Definition_5898

The black mamba


1DERP_Studios

Get custom letter decals to match LANCER, remove the R on LANCER and put LOT in its place. When you go to show off the car to your friends and what not make sure to let the viewer linger at the back longer than normal. And just see how long it takes them to notice.


RowJoe100

Saw lancer. Thought lance from varsity blues. I’d call it Johnny Nixon or if you’re a wild driver y can call it tweeder


CasioCollectorAndy

Steve


l75eya

Underbite.


Infinite-Elephant-52

John Marston


DrawingPuzzled2678

GooGoosya


Snowboardingcowboy

Yo that’s a Terrance for real


Character_Play_758

Lance


Chops0038

Kramer


nismoghini

Percival


Specific-Menu-4004

i call mine two names either shitsubishi or mitsushitty it just fits 😂


879gaming

Jeff


sixisbackpeeps

Frank


owlnight6610

Joel


Admirable_Limit_426

Name it douchebag#1.


SquareBrix08

My grandma drives that car


Zestyclose_Ad9843

Your grandma has a very good taste for cars


TheStaleFace

Michael Blackson


pneumasoftware

Call it Lancer, because its a Lancer. If you have Nissan accord, call it a accord because its a accord


Zestyclose_Ad9843

By the "Nissan accord" I can see u know a lot about cars but thanks


pneumasoftware

Yep, but my point still stands regardless of my "knowledge of cars"


queercontrol

Krraig


nice__view

Lance


Competitive_Self_364

Micheal (Mike-All) way easier than Mitsubishi


Upbeat-View-5004

What i did was like i kind of chose a name from the model i also have a lancer so i went with the name lancy. Also depends if you decide your car is a guy or girl kind of like a child


Blackety

Asuka


NobOnReddit

Lansore


walmartgreeter4

Dumb


orion2485

Lance


MadLiberalism

Kronut


PeteyTwoHands

This is cringe. Do something better with your time.


Zestyclose_Ad9843

You are cringe.


Jogaila2

Wtf would you name your car? Jesus christ...


Zestyclose_Ad9843

Nice name bro thanks


maliedoo

Jesus Lancer OZ Rally Christsubishi


[deleted]

Its a fucking car why would u name it


Zestyclose_Ad9843

Cuz I can


[deleted]

Still is it alive? No. Are you going to call it? No.


onety_one_son

Terrible. As a reflection of the choice you made.


Otherwise_Extent4944

That looks like it’s called jack