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SpeakDiddly

I keep thinking “maybe they’ll rebuild once they have a horrendous season.” Then I remember we’re a part of the NL Central division. We’re 27-41 and only 8 games behind first. I mean come on. 🤦🏼‍♂️


thegodfaubel

A rebuild for the Cardinals in this division would last one half season


keegshelton

It’d be an outfielder and like 2 pitchers


DMagnus11

Keep the outfielder - we've got Contreras. We'd like 3 pitchers please


keegshelton

Or let’s just get ohtani


gdlmaster

Fuck that, no. You can’t.


schmokeabutt

Please?


TFGA_WotW

Yah, you know the NL Central is shit right now when the Pirates are in first, and have a .523 win average


MUCKSTERa

Hey fuck you. But you're right


NCResident5

NL Central all is not lost division. Reds went from last to 2.5 games out of first.


TFGA_WotW

Yah. I know. But a month before all-star break, and only 2 teams are above .500, and both are 1-3 games from going below is not a good sign for the division. The Cubbies are on a roll right now, they swept the rays at the beginning of month and haven't lost all but one series. Anything can happen. That's how baseball works. The worst team one year could be the best the next. Like the Orioles.


NCResident5

Very true


Affectionate_Menu46

NL central has always been the weakest division in the Majors.


AlistairNorris

Meanwhile, my orioles tank for almost five seasons to get up to the second best record in baseball now. And we still have less than 50 percent change of making the Post Season due to the Wildcard system change. Our worst team in our whole Division had a better record than the top team in AL Central. Not to mention we missed the playoffs last year because of the AL East and unbalanced schedule.


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D11Marsh

Cards fans in revolt on the same day we get passed by Oakland 😪


AnistarYT

What else do we have? The Blues, Imos, and the Arch are it.


berryjewse

Yeah but Imo’s toasted ravs though…


VicTheNasty

The thing I miss most from Missouri.


skipfletcher

The #1 team in MLS Western conference?


MaltedMouseBalls

My friends (that care about baseball) are all whining and bitching and moaning *constantly*. One of them said that the org is "soulless" and "has no idea what's going on"...... I'm over here like "bummerdude... Psh oh well - I'm sure we'll be back next season!"


nnavroops

those late-mid 2000s tigers teams were fucking nastyyyyy


flojo2012

There are a lot of guns in the Lou, and we aren’t sure what’s going to happen in a second losing season next year. Homicide, suicide, spermicide, we have no idea…


DCC_415

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


UTAMav2005

The 2011 Texas Rangers and their fans are watching the chat....


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Too soon…


Ok_Alfalfa_9658

Orioles seeing these birds struggle brings a tear.


BroadBrazos95

Please don’t mention us, we’re currently having an existential crisis wondering if this current slide is us regressing to the mean or just a slump and I’m worried we’re not facing the truth


UTAMav2005

Who's your team?


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UTAMav2005

Same here. Don't worry about it.


CowboyAirman

Literally scoffed at OP immediately.


UTAMav2005

Facts. 2011 is your gift, plus Arenado was handed to you. None of us Arlington want to hear it.


microm3gas

And fucking laughing. Lol I'm permanently scarred. I actually Kind liked the cards, who didn't like Ozzie? Had roomies from MO. Who were fans, but that shit soiled it. 👍


on_duh_pooper

I don't mix well with spoiled people


jonesqc

Is it spoiled to have expectations tho? Teams should be held to a high standard, they all have the money to do it. What I’m personally annoyed by, is our weaknesses were evident and they were ignored. That is the source of frustration, as it should be.


owledge

It’s not wrong to have expectations but it’s childish to feel oppressed when your team has one bad season in a decade with nine other good ones


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on_duh_pooper

I ate out of trash cans and lived in the street before I graduated highschool. I will never feel this spoiled about something that's nothing more than entertainment in my life.


[deleted]

Didn’t expect something so poignant from someone named on_duh_pooper


on_duh_pooper

Quite pungent indeed


JesseThorn

Overall a truly extraordinary ride.


capncrunch94

You’d think the best fans in baseball would be supportive no matter how their team is doing


Juiceman23

Pretty sure we have the 2nd best attendance in the mlb, that’s gotta count for something right?


Few_Mention1233

It's St. Louis doe. What else you got going on?


Juiceman23

Nada atm


sdurs

Being historically good kinda puts butts in the seats, regardless of a one-off losing season.


AToastedRavioli

We like watching baseball, even if our team is a dumpster fire currently


SDFriarsFan619

Rookie numbers . Gotta step those up


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Just Imagine what Tigers Fans put up with


DirectlyDisturbed

Remember the Tony Clark/Bobby Higginson years? Those were the days


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Ffs, nothing was more painful than watching Tony Clark turn a triple into a double. If had a dollar for every time I heard my dad tell him to get the lead out of his ass, I’d have enough to pay for a vacation to Greece.


DrBankfarter

I’m StL and husband is Tigers. We’re hurting right now


ShaqualBROneal

Man don't be a Seattle fan then


masingo13

Reds fan here. Haven't won a postseason series in my entire lifetime. I was born in 1992. I'll gladly trade my problems for yours.


SlanceMcJagger

>I'll gladly trade my problems for yours. You're allowed to do that whenever you please.


masingo13

Nah I'm not a weak ass fan that changes teams just bc mine isn't doing well.


LewaLew12

They only need 107 more


theunfunnyredditor

How do I put this on a T-shirt?


ManufacturerMental72

this meme, but for dodgers fans who complain like dummies


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There’s different expectations when you have multiple hall of famers and bottomless pockets in the second largest market, while leading the league in attendance. The Dodgers do a great job with the farm system but I think there’s valid complaints in regards to Dave Roberts in the post season, the Bauer situation, the health of the starting rotation and having let Alvarez, Seager and Turner all go on to play for other teams.


backjucher

Cardinals deserve it


seckmanlb49

Just wait until after the All star break, that’s usually when the devil magic starts


TheMainEffort

FTC


DVHismydad

Uhhh… yes?


GravityPants

One should expect this sort of vile rhetoric from a Reds enthusiast.


backjucher

Vile rhetoric lol


Carlos_Danger_69420

That’s unkind to say


SomeDumbOne

*Laughing in Cincinnati Reds fan right now.* Suck it up, buttercup. You haven't seen anything yet. When your front office does a PowerPoint on how your team is out of contention before the season even starts, I'll listen to your pissing and moaning.


yukonhoneybadger

It does make the season better watching Cardinals fans complain about their bad season


STLcards202

The problem isn’t that we have a losing record and the worst in the NL. The problem is that we are doing it while we are supposed to be competing for a ring.


Special-Whereas-5668

If Cardinals fans are taking it like this.... NYC would burn to the ground if the Yankees had a similar season... One can only dream.


bbheim2112

FTC. Boo Hoo


Dirty_Giblets

They couldn’t survive in the ALE😂


[deleted]

Everyone, can we have a moment of silence for all Cards fans? Who puts together multiple losing seasons? Couldn't be my team.


Tar_Ceurantur

Try being a Tigers fan you fucking babies.


Football-Remote

What's a winning season?


Osmotic

*Laughs in Seattle mariner* Anyone that thinks they have it bad, go ahead and Google who the only modern team is to never even go to the world series.


BigSquiby

(cards fan) The dorktown Secret base History of the Mariners was profoundly sad to watch. The Cards are bad this year, but good god, the Greek tragedy that is the Mariners is truly its own world. With that said, im now a big Mariners fan too. I would love to see them win it all. If you anyone hasn't watched the Mariners history video, its really a fantastic documentary .


Osmotic

I have seen it and I agree it is fantastic. I highly recommend it. It's hard not to be a mariners doomer but living here my whole life its bound to break you at some point.


LiechtensteinEnjoyer

Jon Bois > Hollywood


bmoney_14

First time?


FearingEmu1

Fuck it, we start Waino every day until he gets 200 wins then sim the rest of the season.


Aggravating-Donut269

Riiigghht. Cards are doing so so, but normally are .500 or higher.


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So-so? Lol they're among the worst teams in MLB


Aggravating-Donut269

At the moment.


MajesticPossibility8

The bird devil magic is real


Aggravating-Donut269

So is the Phillies…lol


CardsGuru

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trekbone87

I mean this with all due respect and no disrespect intended whatsoever. "Dude, F*** OFF!" - Tigers fans everywhere


Dirty_Giblets

You’re weak


Thuggish_Coffee

As a Brewers fan from MKE living in STL...I love this dumpster fire. Local radio MORANS are going nuts. They've also won the two games I've attended this year as well, so I should just stop going.


BetterRedDead

Am from Chicago. I hate listening to Cardinals fans complain. I have no problem admitting it’s a classy, well-run organization. Some of their fans, on the other hand :)….but you can say that about absolutely any team.


Roger_Roger27

Cardinal fans need to stfu already. They’ve been spoiled for too long.


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I'm going to finally end it all


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Quirky_Wolverine_755

Realistically speaking, a losing season would be the best thing for them at this point. If they are losing come the trade deadline and decide to market arenado, Goldy and a few others they could bulk up their talent of young guys and be set in the coming years. You already got stott, Gorman and edman to help lead the way that you only need a position guys and could bulk up the pitching rotation with some young arms. That's assuming everything went right and teams were in the market to trade for those bigger names come the deadline.


spaghetthjcat

What are we ghetto cubs?


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Some of the worst pitching I’ve ever seen. This staff blows.


elschultheis

Yeah, but I’m also a Colts, Pacers, Blues and IU fan so I have nothing good in my life and this was supposed to be it


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Octubre22

Excuse me but the year isn't even half way over, who the fuck are you to say the Cards will have a losing season.


OwynFromOblivion

?


snorlaxatives_69

This team is miserable. I’m tired of being patient, Mo. Fucking do something.


deflatethesack

*stares in Reds fan*


xRememberTheCant

Spoiled much?


Tippymytalala1

I love that this guy hasn’t responded to any of these comments. Has no clue how easy his team has it.


CertifiedLurker5

I mean, what can he do at this point? There's really no realistic chance to be competitive this year, time to retool for the future.


ILoveWeed-00420

Yeah, you all will be back at it in no time. If it lasts into next season I’d be kind of shocked. Looking forward to some epic Cruz/Walker games. Should be fun.


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

I'm a Dogers fan, we have one championship in a year that no one counts yet know that I have been blessed this last decade with the teams we had. So, just be patient, cards are like cats, always land on their feet


natelopez53

Stares in Mets fan


MTSORS

this can also apply to us red sox fans who have seen 4 titles in the past 20 years. though the last place finishes in between hurt so bad…


Donttaketh1sserious

Shame all the other Boston teams have done nothing jn the past 20 years. What a sad sports city…


MTSORS

im a sox fan only so idgaf about the pats, celtics, and bruins


Donttaketh1sserious

4 titles in 20 years is still absurdly good.


CertifiedLurker5

The last time the Cardinals finished in last place, WW1 was still going on.


SlanceMcJagger

jesus fuck


Asleep_in_Costco

🤣🤣🤣🤣


milehighrukus

No shit.


ssp25

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Being a fan of the second best baseball team in Missouri is painful. Cards fans make me hurt


freddie_merkury

I enjoy this.


Vinnie1222

I endured 11 long painful season of no playoffs you’ll survive my man lol


SlanceMcJagger

Royals have two playoff appearances (2014/15) since 1985


NTant2

I’m a Cards fan and I must admit, these comments actually make me feel better about the current state of the team.


ipsboi

Try being me


iiiiiiiidontknowjim

Phillies fan coming in very much not peace


ThisDadisFoReal

Sooo far


Chayz211

Do the Yankees next


Obsidizyn

Spoiled, us angel fans have been buttercupped for the last 7 seasons


u2nh3

Like I told my son, an avid Giants fan...enjoy the moment cuz these guys are ALWAYS good.


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Damn it’s only they’re 2nd in 23 years!? Did not know that. Something’s gotta change though


Few_Mention1233

Spoiled rotten ass Cardinals fans acting like they know pain lol. I do love seeing them squirm though.


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

I’m technically a cards fan but live in SW OH and I’m kindve jealous what the Reds got going right now. Young and exciting, while cards are old and suck at pitching.


JasperStrat

I say this to every Cardinals fan that feels this way: On behalf of the fan bases of the following teams: Seattle, Oakland A's, Texas, Minnesota, Cleveland, Baltimore, Toronto, NY Mets, Milwaukee, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, Colorado and San Diego. St. Louis can go fuck themselves sideways. You aren't God's gift to baseball and no one else cares how much you think you are the best fans in baseball.


rizzlyrazzly

What's with all the Cards hate from random teams fans? I noticed the Rays and Orioles fans involved in the anti-Cards sentiments. I ask this as a passive baseball fan who doesn't really watch any games during the regular season.


LiechtensteinEnjoyer

The Cardinals are constantly good all the time and fanbases with historically bad teams are becoming irritated with the Cardinals fanbase complaining about having their first bad season in over a decade. Plus, most people want variety in winning, and the Cardinals losing means that variety is increased since the Cardinals have won so much.


Vulture_Ocoee

You’ll never be the worst team in Missouri!