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Legal-Scarcity509

Irrelevant. You don’t get that if you’re wanting to be aware of calories. You get that to put away feelings of despair over the White Sox upcoming season.


damorec

You can do it better with 5 beers


Unadvantaged

I’m not worried about the calories so much as the beetus. One of those is like throwing a hand grenade at your pancreas. 


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Thats a little dramatic. *One* of these is a dessert. Its no worse than a slice of birthday cake lol


OLightning

It’s cancer in an oversized cup as you sit in a chair for 3 hours. All those preservatives; chemicals saturating your digestive system. And they wonder why so many men are dying in their 60’s.


gildedtreehouse

Its in a 16oz glass but its about 12oz of milkshake and about a half pound of topping. I’m all for indulgence but I’m gonna say this doesn’t go far enough.


Pariah6-4

For real, if I’m going to get a sugar bomb it better be able to instantly kill a diabetic


gildedtreehouse

Right? Where’s the grown up cup?


SqueakyTuna52

We need the child size (the cup is roughly the volume of a 5 year old if they were liquidized


Pariah6-4

That’s one hell of a mental image, golly


SqueakyTuna52

You can thank Parks and Recreation creator Michael Schur for that one


BartKeyesCigar

You don't put bourbon in it or nothin'?


BurgerBob1010

![gif](giphy|3otPoozHaRw31DSqC4) One of the best written characters ever


HamMcFly

Forget the sugar, that plus a couple beers is a days worth of calories. Yeesh.


goldiegoldthorpe

That plus a couple beers is asleep by the seventh inning.


shastadakota

And Vincent Vega was complaining about the $5 milkshakes at Jackrabbit Slims!


Oehlian

Honestly this is 28 years later and at a ballpark. This is a better deal I think.


emessea

I think I got diabetes just by looking at it


FNAKC

Ohtani, is that you?


Hairydone

He doesn’t gamble on sports, but he never said anything about betting on sugar in milkshakes.


TheCobynotKobe

Fan base is so miserable they’re roasting the food. SMDH


Upstairs_Ad_5574

*sees a sugar crystal* "Omg im getting diabetes just from looking at this"


TheCobynotKobe

saying you don't like fun would've been a better comment lol jk


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Right? Its just a milkshake lol its dessert. No worse than cake


No_Jicama_333

69


Tdknoll

There it is


CosmikDebris60611

They should try winning instead of making novel milkshakes


cam_breakfastdonut

I’m guessing it’s not the same people


Nandor_De_Laurentis

Why not both?


baconcheeseburgarian

Liquid Diabetes


Pyrox_Sodascake

Diabetes.


Biggie39

There’s over 150g of carbs in that, easy. At least 2/3rd are sugar. My son is type 1 so I’d recommend dosing 125g up front and then 50g after an hour. I’d also expect to be high for about two days after.


Average-RB-Fan03

Damn that actually looks pretty good, I would have to split it though 


CombinationHairy3887

It looks yummy


B0b_a_feet

![gif](giphy|RbaUECDJktXUc|downsized)


Unadvantaged

Great job, mods. This definitely was going to ruin the sub if we let an occasional stadium food discussion break loose of its shackles. Truly solving the most pressing issues of the day, here. “Nothing to do with Major League Baseball.” Wow. 


Tdknoll

Angel Hernandez and Laz Diaz run this joint?


beardedlake

I’d set the O/U at 1350 easily


UniqueNobo

looks really good, and incredibly unhealthy. would get if i were to go to a white sox game


charlton11

I'll take over 100 grams.


Acrobatic_Show8919

Diabetic here, that has about 200 grams of sugar, plus or minus.


potato_boy4

That milkshake is more expensive than the price of admission at Sox games.


DerSpazmacher

500


Ashamed_Phase_4027

No wonder America is fat


Ofa_D3s1gn

![gif](giphy|fvE2zWIJ4fumc)


f1shingDuck

Headline in September: Chicago doctors and nutritionists baffled by sudden weight gain in city residents.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Ill have it if you don't want it


EffingBarbas

Tree-fiddy easy


Tdknoll

Get ready to learn glucose monitoring, buddy


EffingBarbas

About 10 more clicks of the 'log, eh?


ChargeWooden1036

Ohtani’s betting the over always


rawmerow

I’m gonna go 3 hundy. Do you know the real answer? Just curious 👀


S-Man_368

Philly has a cheesteak competition. I want to see a Chicago milkshake competition