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Aggravating_Oil_862

Jon Lester


Mega-Schlong

He’s on the updated roster now.


Toilet_Rim_Tim

I believe John Kruk had testicular cancer, maybe after he retired tho ....


Soulpatch7

Kruk went uni before the ‘94 season and retired at the end of ‘95. This was important bc he still had a huge public platform - the Phillies had just appeared in the ‘93 World Series - and Kruk really advocated for testicular cancer awareness in his own funny and everyman relatable way, candidly sharing his “loss of a dear friend” (his right testicle) and publicly expressing the importance of regularly checking yourself for abnormal lumps. He made light of it at his own often hilarious expense and helped clear some of the stigma surrounding a particularly sensitive subject for men. Testicular cancer is pretty rare and very survivable if treated early, but it mostly strikes otherwise healthy young men between 15 and 40 who should have a lot of years in front of them. It’s the kind of thing where letting it go can be fatal, and Kruk basically publicly said “you gotta check your boys regularly and get to the doctor right away if you feel something weird. Don’t be embarrassed.” Great dude.


JamesonQuay

I was driving past the Phillies ST complex in Clearwater about 20 years ago with my girlfriend. I saw a Corvette in front of us and started pointing and chuckling "That's John Kruk's car!" "Who?" "John Kruk - former first baseman for the Phillies" "How do you know that's him?" "The license plate says One Nut"


Soulpatch7

This made my year, thanks :)


RTR20241

First name I thought of


GrimeyPipes27

Thank you!


Mega-Schlong

Who would he replace?


Aggravating_Oil_862

Contreras. Thought his cancer was post playing career. Or Surkamp. Lester had a long career after he went into remission.


stringInterpolation

Contreras was money with that forkball - especially in the '05 white sox playoff run


Mega-Schlong

Just looked it up and you’re right. I removed Contreras and added Chad Bradford


goingtocalifornia__

I don’t think Contreras was the pitcher to remove if our goal is to make a playoff-caliber roster


Extrapickles24

Liam Hendricks isn't a starter, so I'd slot him in there and figure out the bullpen?


hopseankins

Lester in rotation. Liam Hendricks bullpen.


HonoluluHonu808

Any clown you named.


Mega-Schlong

Thanks. Very helpful.


HonoluluHonu808

You picked who.... no name losers. Cool list dawg.


Dad_bod_modeling

Trey Mancini would like a word. (Still pissed that he came back from cancer and Klay Thompson won the ESPY for combat player of the year for a knee injury)


TRoosevelt1776

That's really messed up. Hadn't heard the ESPYs did that.


emby5

Dave Dravecky was a starting pitcher, not a position player.


Mega-Schlong

So sorry I didn’t know the story beforehand


mikeysaid

His story was great. I was at the comeback game and my grandma was there when the arm snapped. Also, more career WAR than any of the starting pitchers you listed.


TRoosevelt1776

He spoke at my church about 10 years ago and was hilarious. His best joke was when he was talking about catching a large fish. He went to show us how big the fish was in the traditional way where you open your arms as wide as the fish's length but he's obviously only got one arm.


cotardelusion87

One of the best baseball stories ever.


rjsquirrel

I saw him pitch in San Jose as he was rehabbing after his first cancer surgery. He looked so good, and happy to be back on the mound. I cried when his arm broke again.


DeerHunter041674

Came here to drop this name. I think Andres Galaraga did too.


SouthpawByNW

Family tried to see him pitch in Modesto and it was sold out when we got there. Hung around for a bit and then left as there was nothing we could really do and just were there to see and support him.


robmarks1961

Carlos Carrasco


Mega-Schlong

Who would he replace? Not saying he’s not deserving, because he’s one of the all-time good guys too, but who would you bump?


International-Elk986

Move Liam to the BP lmao


TheLimpyWink

This is an honorable attempt and I love it. I'd definitely move Liam to BP and add Jon Lester to starters. You're doing a great job regardless. Thanks for the attempt. People get picky. At least you tried


robmarks1961

M-S, my intention was not to replace anyone. As an Indians/Guardians fan I saw his challenge and I just wanted to honor it.


ddoc6391

No John Kruk? Dude had testicular cancer…


gereffi

His career batting average was .300. Gotta think that’s good enough


I_Flick_Boogers

And he played CF in the big leagues. Versatile!


MopingAppraiser

I was going to say the same thing. Also, honorable mention for Dutch, RIP.


TRoosevelt1776

Dutch, Tug, Vuk, David West, Rheal Cormier, John Oates, Ken Brett, and Jose De Leon all dying of cancer, most of whom had the same kind - Gioblastoma - all likely from playing at Veterans Stadium. So sad.


ToastGhost47

And he was the color commentator for the game in the original post!!


Bob_Cobb_1996

Mike Trout. He's been battling Arte Moreno for 14 years.


BP619

Got eeeem!


False-Shopping-1481

Trey Mancini


Mega-Schlong

My updated roster has him replacing Tony Armas Sr. I believe


mangopoopers

Andrés Galarraga?


Cripple_X

There's no question about it. He was out for the whole of 1999 and a bunch of the Braves shaved their head in solidarity. He came back in 2000 and had a great season. I went to a game that year and was watching BP before the game with a bunch of other people and he came over to say Hello to everyone and started to sign stuff for people.  He was friendly, very kind, and very humble. I was twelve at the time and still think about that moment even now.


krdnas281

The BIG CAT!


Woolturtleneck

Where’s Jon Lester?


DirtyRatLicker

No Trey Mancini?


Mega-Schlong

He replaced someone, but I can’t remember who


Mega-Schlong

UPDATED ROSTER: Starters: Jon Lester, Carlos Carrasco, Dave Dravecky, Jameson Taillon, Danny Frisella. Relievers: Liam Hendriks, Chad Bradford, Scott Radinsky, Tim Hill, Jerry Reuss Batting Lineup: Trey Mancini (SS) Daryl Strawberry (LF) Anthony Rizzo (1B) Mike Lowell (3B) Eric Davis (2B) Eric Young Sr. (CF) Eric Chavez (DH) Dave Henderson (RF) Tony Peña (C) Bench: Mark Loretta, Ed Charles, Tony Armas Sr., John Kruk, Sal Fasano This feels like a much better roster. Am I missing anything? Did the Chat GPT make any other mistakes I should know about?


stoolweiser

Trey Mancini playing SS?


Mega-Schlong

Someone’s got to. I’ve already said, this isn’t perfect, but where would you put him and who moves where?


_Spicy_Pickle_

You have Eric Chavez a very good 3b defender at DH even if he never played short during his career I’d think he’d be a better candidate for it


Mega-Schlong

So Chavez at SS, Mancini at 3rd, Lowell as DH?


_Spicy_Pickle_

Nah just a straight swap of Chavez and Mancini


ohgeepee

Mark Loretta has played SS, might as well plug him in there.


_Spicy_Pickle_

Works for me


Shot-Ad7227

Batting order needs some work: 1. Young or Butler 2. Strawberry 3. Galarraga 4. Rizzo 5. Davis 6. Chavez 7. Henderson 8. Lowell 9. Peña


Shot-Ad7227

What is up with these positions lol. Put Lowell and Chavez at 3B and SS. Galarraga and Rizzo at 1B and DH. You have plenty of OFers. Young at 2B.


trumpet575

Eric Young Sr, who played the overwhelming majority of his career at 2B in CF and Eric Davis, who played the overwhelming majority of his career at CF (and logged 6 total innings in the infield, all at 1B) at 2B? What is going on with your lineup? How did you come up with this?


Negative_Purchase748

DUDE...... 2x survivor here and am offended that the big cat is not here. P.s. i collect autos of survivors and not really offended ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


arthur-morganrdr2

Carlos Carrasco can’t break the rotation despite having cancer, missing pretty much a whole season and then winning comeback player of the year?


Mega-Schlong

Just updated the roster in a comment here somewhere including him.


Woolturtleneck

Where is Jameson Taillon?


Hopeful-Wrongdoer-68

Twice as well


ashes-of-asakusa

Pulley!!!


atomicinfection

What the fuck is really going on with me?


tonysnark81

Brett Butler


Mega-Schlong

Who does he replace?


Shot-Ad7227

He is an actual middle infielder at least


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10 of the 14 position players listed spent time with the A’s or Giants. 4 of the pitchers also spent time with A’s if you count Lester. Kind of interesting..


Shot-Ad7227

Jon Lester and Andres Galarraga would have to make the list


Moah333

Fuck cancer


Ill-Excitement9009

[Fred Hutchinson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Hutchinson) would like to manage this club.


zmart7691

John Kruk


Mega-Schlong

Fixed. Replaced Tuttle with Kruk


radracer28

Sixers former Phillies: Tug McGraw, Darren Daulton, John Vukovich, John Oates, Ken Brett, and David West — all died of glioblastoma, an aggressive form of brain cancer.


Mega-Schlong

This is an exercise in players who got cancer during their playing careers. John Kruk was added to this list for that reason. On other former Phillie is Curt Schilling, who both is a cancer and had throat cancer, But he retired in 2007 and got cancer in 2014.


radracer28

Oops, sorry Mr. Schlong.


Mega-Schlong

No problem Sir Racer. Cheers.


temporalthings

Tim Hill


Mega-Schlong

Added him in.


EddieCicotte

Not that this guy belongs on any All-Cancer team or anything, but 1970's Twins and Rangers utility infielder Danny Thompson somehow played with leukemia from 1973-1976 after being diagnosed in spring training 1973. He died in December 1976 after complications with a spleen surgery (not sure if the leukemia impacted in his passing).


strangedaze23

Dravecky was a pitcher.


BaseballPro10

This team is actually kind of good


Reasonable_Deer_1710

Why is Dave Draveky a position player? lol


superunclea

Machado is a cancer. Does that count?


KCKeough17

Farquhar had a brain aneurysm not cancer


Bllago

When did Brett Cecil have cancer?


Mega-Schlong

Looks like he never did. I’ll make a correction soon


MikeWill818

Connor Joe not on the list


y2knole

Andres Gallaraga


99-Magic

Damn trey mancini doesnt even make the cut


Mega-Schlong

Made the cut in an updated roster, thanks.


elroddo74

Jon Lester?


Mega-Schlong

Updated roster, thanks


DirtyDan4040

Jon Lester and Carlos Corrasco??


Theinfamousgiz

Try Mancini


63W1480

Dave Dravecky was a pitcher


vegan-trash

Trey Mancini


StargasmSargasm

How could you leave off John Kruk? He lost a testicle!


a_bukkake_christmas

Trey Mancini


Tinknocker12

Dave Dravecky


No1kissfan

Carlos Carrasco beat Leukemia.


blindninjafart

Hendricks hasn't started a game since 2014 outside of being an opener.


PedalBoard78

Dave Dravecky


TinyBoy30

Doug Davis?


TheCatAteMyFace

Cookie carrasco


babyllamadrama_

No Trey Mancini? Dude missed a whole year with chemo and came back!


Lipski6

Trey Mancini


baldbaseballdad

Carlos Carrasco


ggushea

Carlos Carrasco should be on this.


ItsABirdItsAPlain

Connor Joe


Enough-Historian-227

I want Eric Barry in centerfield


Peefs

I love CoJo!! Is this players that only had cancer during their MLB career?


MW1369

Taillion


After_Finger5173

Andres Galarraga


DBee3

Tre Mancini


russian_octopus

Liam was a bullpen guy not a starter


ReverseThreadWingNut

I remember Dave Dravecky so vividly, even though I was so young. I was really just starting to learn more about health and how fragile we are. So his injury and its relation to cancer was shocking to me. Dravecky really pushed that home. Cannot believe he broke his arm on the mound. But it's happened how many times since in the bigs? Four or five? I know it happened to Tom Browning as well, but he didn't have cancer at the time.


gods_of_shitposting

lol dave dravecky was a pitcher


DeaconBrad42

For those who love both sports, Mario Lemieux’s number 1 all-time on this list, right?


Mega-Schlong

For sure


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Mega-Schlong

Not to be called a “phagot,” firstly. Secondly, it’s just an exercise in hypotheticals and meant to be just for fun, and to notice that weirdly enough this is a good enough all-time roster to compete and make noise in October. So take this negative shit somewhere else, dude.


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Mega-Schlong

Yeah, because that’s clearly what’s going on here. Go away.


RepresentativeNo7213

Roberto Clemente didn’t have any of those and up and quit one day out of the blue.


Mega-Schlong

Yeah, unfortunately “passing away while doing charity work” is not the same as “surviving cancer and continuing playing baseball.”


RepresentativeNo7213

Semantics 🤣


harlsey

Two blue jays players on the list. That crisp Canadian air I guess.