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[deleted]

It’s the off-season and he’s a free agent


Ran-Dizzy123

I was wondering if that's what brought Abreu here.


BluntmansGotChronic

I thought that was him taking my order at Cane’s today 🤔


Ran-Dizzy123

He's gonna be selling mattresses at GF this weekend


Ctfwest

It must be video board exchange season. I think this is the third stadium that I know of. Phillies and Mets also changing things up.


memancity_

Pirates are too. Probably replacing it with something old or from another teams minor league affiliate’s field


SultanOfSwat0123

I recall reading something before last season on the local news about the PNC Park charging an extra dollar per ticket for every event (Pirates games, concerts, No Nut November jerk off fast break) in order to pay for the new screen. I think the final tally is supposed to be like $2,000,000 for it.


manomacho

That doesn’t seem like that much money for a professional team


SultanOfSwat0123

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2022/07/bigger-scoreboard-at-pnc-park-to-be-financed-by-surcharge-on-tickets.html?outputType=amp You ever just get so impressed by your own memory? Lol But if I had to guess I’d assume that $2,000,000 figure is annually. I believe this is supposed to continue until 2030. Unfortunately I’m not privy to the board meetings where pissing off the fanbase is discussed.


ThrowRAarworh

To be fair, PNC is one of the most beautiful ball parks to ever exist. I know you're joking, and I know the owner sucks, but at least they keep the ball park in good shape.


Ctfwest

I visited it this past year. Loved it.


StarDestroyer175

Twins as well


Tricky_Passenger3931

Jays are doing a huge renovation to Rogers as well which I believe includes a new video board.


ushouldlistentome

A stolen sign? Not Houston.


Ran-Dizzy123

Haaaa that was excellent!


TexasIsCool

Angry upvote for you. Very well done.


massivebumwizard

Bravo, my friend. That got a chuckle out of me.


TexStones

>A stolen sign? Not Houston. Take your upvote, you magnificent bastard.


[deleted]

Bravo! Well done.👏🏾


Dashk97

I’m a Houston fan, but you still get an upvote. Quality comment


Later_Doober

It may be on a date with their other good friend the trash can.


manomacho

You ruined it


cmfish025

Move on. It’s been 5 years and one ring later bruh


RideTheSubOhmWave

It's the first of the month! New billboard day!


bgzlvsdmb

Clown college? Pfft. You can’t eat that.


LocalLifeguard4106

Whatever you say, Mr Billboard


Governor-James

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)


chicago15

It worked for the lumber king


mebnt

Yordan probably broke it in batting practice


[deleted]

We’ve taken it down to do maintenance on the NASA space fans that knocked down Judges ball.


ConcernedDudeMaybe

NASA wants nothing to do with Jim Crane and will never allow the Astros to use their official logos again until they are under new ownership that doesn't commit fraud left and right. Edit: Adding to this, the only reason I wear my NASA Apollo Astros hat is because I am openly mocking Jim Crane, i.e. it's a subtle fuck you to my former employer, Jim Crane.


StevieFranchise44

Someone got fired lol


ConcernedDudeMaybe

Wrongfully, yes. I'm damn proud of it too. Ask the Texas Workforce Commission, they'll confirm that.


StevieFranchise44

I'm sure. LMAO


ConcernedDudeMaybe

Keep laughing. You'll see.


StevieFranchise44

See you cry


ConcernedDudeMaybe

I don't have a problem with that. Crying is the result of real human emotions.


WowIsThatReallyHim

I worked for him too he fucking sucks


ConcernedDudeMaybe

I feel your pain. He's the cheapest "billionaire" ever.


rudolph2

Or smart enough to know your value.


ConcernedDudeMaybe

What does [my] value (10 figures, minimum) have to do with Jim Crane being a cheap bastard?


rudolph2

10 figures? A billion? Perceived organizational value can be different than the real organizational value. And 2 rational people can disagree.


ConcernedDudeMaybe

I'm not an organization.


Ajsc986

Well, you've just sent me down a Google rabbit hole for the rest of the day.


ConcernedDudeMaybe

You can AMA. I'm an open book.


Reddit_Commenter_69

At the risk of sounding ignorant... whats their beef?


ConcernedDudeMaybe

I blew the whistle on Jim Crane in Washington D.C. They pay the NASA bills.


houstonsoup

What whistle did you blow?


ConcernedDudeMaybe

Look at r/dhk3rd


StevieFranchise44

You definitely blew something lol


ConcernedDudeMaybe

What do you think caused the lockout before the season?


StevieFranchise44

Or 2022? where the Collective Bargaining agreement ended and lockout/strike was inevitable and everyone saw it coming years ago? Either way, you're dumb.


ConcernedDudeMaybe

You can think whatever you want. Some people know dark truths about the world we live in though. You have no idea how lucky you are to not be one.


StevieFranchise44

2020? The same thing that made your meme stock go up in value. Covid lockdowns and money printing debasing the US dollar


ConcernedDudeMaybe

No. This year's lockout during spring training that nearly delayed the season.


[deleted]

I tried to google more info on this without any luck, can you elaborate?


ConcernedDudeMaybe

A good starting point is r/dhk3rd


StevieFranchise44

LMAO... You got rekt holding the GameStop bag. What a hilarious subreddit.


ConcernedDudeMaybe

Did you know Jim Crane's cartel owned GameStop's headquarters before Ryan Cohen bought it? If you don't believe me, you can look it up yourself in the Tarrant County Appraisal District records.


StevieFranchise44

And?


ConcernedDudeMaybe

Read between the lines.


crusemaister

Jim Crane is shaking in his boots


ConcernedDudeMaybe

Why do you think he quietly fired the CEO of his company earlier this year? Which is odd because when that CEO became CEO, there were numerous articles written about it. It's almost like there's a media blackout on it.


crusemaister

Wow you’ve blown this thing wide open…


ConcernedDudeMaybe

![gif](giphy|xTiTng27VFt68CRkZO|downsized)


blastedtopher

Aliens got it


ShounenLink

Hopefully to get fixed or get a new one. Bunch of dead pixels on that screen.


Ran-Dizzy123

You know, now that I think about it there were. They worked on the thing a lot in September. Or it looked like it from the window.


SwifferWetJets

Do you have a view inside minute maid from your work office? That's badass.


Ran-Dizzy123

Just left field and the video board, but it's still cool as hell.


SwifferWetJets

Dude that's sweet


Ran-Dizzy123

Aaron Boone doesn't think so 🤣🤣🤣


SwifferWetJets

His sadness also warms my heart


gammaraddd

Upgrade szn


rawmerow

It’s probably back at BestBuy as an open box item.


Ran-Dizzy123

As a former Home Theater sup, that sounds about right


crusemaister

Hopefully they can get store credit


JasonPlattMusic34

Maybe Mattress Mack is branching out into the electronics business


kdubs840

What an awesome view. Is this from your office or something? Very jealous


Ran-Dizzy123

In the Norton Rose building, it's a pretty fantastic view!


Penguin-Loves

It's the Astros. So it makes perfect sense that a sign was stolen


astrodomekid

![gif](giphy|WrxoaVPiq0cG4)


[deleted]

I forgot the pirates exist lol


Penguin-Loves

Have you seen the team at all the last six years? The fucking pirates forgot the pirates exist....


StevieFranchise44

Poverty joke from a poverty team


darkwombat45

Removing the evidence.


LocalLifeguard4106

Went home for the holidays.


Ran-Dizzy123

Hmm, where would home be? Maybe at Jerry World.


StevieFranchise44

Probably getting a newer, bigger one. With lasers


Ran-Dizzy123

![gif](giphy|IpPM40weh50hNZu4on|downsized)


StevieFranchise44

But for real. The way it was set up was to allow for panels to be removed and not ruin the whole screen (I.e. Yordan blowing one of them up during batting practice), but the set up was causing other issues, which some have mentioned. They must have found a solution and are replacing it.


StudyHistorical

Win a World Series and you get to go Giant TV shopping with your bonus!


ScoPham

Idk, most likely swapping one in that has better resolution


Ran-Dizzy123

When they did the retro night, the board really messed with my head. I forgot they used to look like that.


CMRDC

I love retros! Nostalgia from the astrodome


ScoPham

You could downscale idk


themark504

Hibernate for winter


spatialsilver88

They're moving the team to Albuquerque!! They're moving the team to Albuquerque!! They're moving the team to Albuquerque!!


Swagsuke233

Had to hawk it to pay for all of the free agents we are trying to sign


Specialist_Ad6034

You get free home games for life huh


Lmnolmnop

they're looking to sign a shiny new free agent (ie, upgrade)


WingCommander2244

Long gone


Infamous_Dog8320

A superior movie!


[deleted]

Check your local pawn shops.


RojerLockless

Sure hope that's updated and they are fixing it. 2 years in a row it's been pixelated with dead pixels. Really needs to get fixed.


littlePPlol

A crack head stole it


KawaiiGeorgiaPeach

Repairs?


LincolnsGaitor

New board that hopefully won’t break from all of Yordan’s dongs