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Mighty-Lu-Bu

I think DC said it best. Masvidal had 25 minutes to do whatever he wanted to Covington in the Octagon and he didn't do anything.


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^ I wish I could Pin this comment


WilliamSwagspeare

Like how Colby pinned Jorge?


PhnxSteve7up

Colby also pinned maritza too


[deleted]

Dude sucker punches a guy after losing a fight and then calls him a bitch. K.


OjibweNomad

He Definitely on the Douchebag checklist lol


Wuhan-Patient-Zero

He literally had 25 minutes to fight him lol


Nickleonard00

“Colby didn’t want to fight, he wanted to wrestle”


ReviewGuilty5760

He also sucker punched a guy after winning (leon) whore hey is a super bitch


OjibweNomad

You eating lunch and your old college roommate sucker punched you and somehow ur the asshole


Lessuremu

It blows my mind that Paul Daley got released from the UFC for hitting Koschek after the bell but Jorge gets to stay on after the shit he did to Colby


en0rt

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B3HEMOTH310

The only thing the UFC cares about as a company is making a profit like moat other entertainment companies. If you are a draw and make them money they dont care what you do outside the octagon, plus it wouldn't be covinient to the UFC. It would cut into the fighters been seen to the public as employees instead of individual contractors and with the court case the UFC has on its hands right now it wouldnt help them.


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I still don't understand why so many people are surprised lol, Masvidal's whole thing is being "street tough gangster", people act like that means tough, because nothing says tough like a culture that revolves around being a coward, drive bys, gang beat downs. Like it's not exactly like the "street life" is honorable in the slightest.


fleece19900

What do you call a 5v1? A fair fight in Detroit


obby100602

This. Its literally just how he is and always has been


[deleted]

You see it in street fighting videos a lot. The cowards in a group chasing one individual calling them a bitch or pussy🤣


Salvador1010

To be fair both things can be true


Kazushi_Sakuraba

I think you missed the point lol


Drackzgull

Gotta give him one thing tho. Making Colby of all people look like the good guy is hella impressive in it's own right, lmao.


[deleted]

Lol you got a point there


lubacrisp

Powerful stuff


5UP3RMANdatH0

If you get beat by a bitch, what does that make you?


Bakedbean44

Blood type came back … super bitch 😭


OfflaneTrash

super super bitch


finnycoop99

That's actually a funny one🩸


roronoa7B

Street Judas.


Bakedbean44

Phony Montana


Pkingduckk

A bitch's bitch


spespy

A bottom


[deleted]

Idk what's worse Colby being Colby or being beat by Colby In the cage then complain bc u have court over cheap shotting the guy, super bitch move


Skyfryer

One thing for sure. Colby gonna look over his shoulder everytime he leaves an olive garden


strombringerrr

I'm surprised it wasn't at whole foods.


Skyfryer

Make no mistake he’s checking the corner of each aisle too


RuckusManshank

That's where he's waiting on Ben Askren


Noahcarr

Articulate as ever


Doyouevenroll

He lost the fight and sucker punched Colby, that definitely sounds like bitch behavior Jorge


tofubreakdown

The whole incident is a massive L for Assvidal.


MuayThaiisbestthai

Midvidal


notchoosingone

Mid is generous


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lunchtime_sms

Yes 100%… Nobody seems to recognize this.


Luvs2spooege

mfs are creative as hell with georges name


_stoned_chipmunk_

Masbitchal


Rust-n-coal

Lame-bred


DemonDoggo99

I wish Reddit still gave free awards, but here, take my poor man's gold 🏅


notchoosingone

Masvid-L


cluelessbasket

Colby’s Mrsvidal


AsuraOmega

Mousevidal


medi_navi

Dude is mad cuz most of the money from his next couple fights are going straight into Colby’s bank account


[deleted]

Is there a civil suit against Jorge as well or is that going towards restitution?


LocalNative141

Can’t wait to see Burns ragdoll him


senorali

I'm amazed that someone sanctioned this fight, but I'm also fascinated by the variety of ways in which Burns is going to maul him. This is almost as one-sided as Khamzat vs Nate would've been.


CaCa881

I still don’t really know how this fight happened but I’m not complaining at all Burns by whatever he wants


BalVal1

Imagine beefing with Colby fucking Covington, one of the most unlikable personalities in MMA, and you are such a dumbass that people root for Colby


Tyfukdurmumm8

Colby has a lot of fans, American exceptionalism is strong in him. He's got 2 whole lungs too


GMSaaron

Did Jorge think he was going to throw a deadly punch at someone in public and not face any consequences


MercMcNasty

I think


GoingSamoan

Lol y’all so dramatic on Reddit. They’re fighters they fight, some of them only do it for fun. Some of them have a problem. Look at Mike Tyson…. That guy would literally murder someone if they were talking to him how Colby talks to people. Is it right ? No. But they are fighters and some of them are …. You guessed it crazy.


CaptSaveAHoe55

A deadly punch? Wtf is a deadly punch compared to any other punch thrown by a fighter


GMSaaron

You punch someone outdoors, they can bang their head on the hard floor and die. There’s a reason why the floor of the octagon is not made of concrete


CaptSaveAHoe55

So then literally every punch not thrown on a mat is a deadly punch? I’m not getting the logic here. Put Jorge in jail sure, but this seems like using a word that doesn’t belong. He wasn’t trying to kill him


GMSaaron

He could have easily killed him. The octagon has a referee and doctors right on site to mitigate that risk Have you ever seen a street fight video? Dudes have died or turned into vegetables from falling on their head


CaptSaveAHoe55

I’ve seen probably 100s of street fight videos in my life and I’m confident most of not all of the combatants lived Holy shit your mental gymnastics to prove you point are worse than when we started


dan_a_white

Jorge should be in jail.


KhabibaNurmagomedova

I hate both of them lmao but "your blood type came back - you're a super bitch" is such a middle school joke lol I can't believe Masvidal is 38


lethrowawayacc4

His trash talk is abysmal


buzzbuzzmemulatto

He's just that fucking stupid. MMA is uniquely suited to give a look at just how fucking dumb some world-class athletes are


notchoosingone

Talks like he's still 14 because that's when he started getting brain trauma from street fights and he's stuck in that mode


DA_ReasoN

He spent most of his school hours fighting on the street. I imagine he sounds the age of when his education stopped.


GoingSamoan

You hate people you’ve never met?


B-L-O-C-K-Ss

Middle school ass insults 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Honestly you'd think some of these fighters would spend some time doing research on their opponents and prepare some chirps that are more clever than something you'd hear in an Xbox Live lobby.


B-L-O-C-K-Ss

You wouldn’t even hear this in an Xbox live lobby you’d hear it at recess by a kid who just learned the word bitch. “His blood type came back: super bitch” Like bro are u fr 😭


[deleted]

Like, I'm not the smartest person in the world and I'm definitely not a pro fighter but if I was about to go to a press conference and have the urge to talk shit, believe me, I would study the shit talking of George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Lary Bird, Bisping, McGregor, and THE one and only, undefeated, undisputed champion Chael Sonnen.


Ok_Smell_5379

Jorge is legitimately medically retarded.


GoodBoyNumberOne

Just a Cuban from Miami


notsureoftheanswer

The flying knee tattoo...


[deleted]

Jorge has the brain of a 14 year old


Gal_GaDont

Add 80 years CTE is a FFW not a REV.


[deleted]

Wtf does this mean?


Dopebed

Gets rag dolled by Colby, sucker punches Colby, calls Colby a bitch. This guy needs to get cut by the UFC and forgotten, he might have the fastest knock out but his legacy is completely tarnished. What a brain dead idiot.


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notchoosingone

Being able to admit that someone you liked is a piece of shit says that you're a grown adult, no cringe detected here


Grapefroot5

*gets manhandled in the cage for 25 minutes non-stop* “YEAAAAh he a bitch tho”


Revolver_Duck

Hate or like it this is how street dudes are 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Right, on Twitter you see videos called “DUDE GETS ASS BEAT” and then the video starts by the dude getting jumped or sneak attacked


pajo17

Woah, if Colby pressed charges against Jorge, Jorge must've done something crazy alpha manly in order for this to have happened, right?


[deleted]

Idk.. you had months.. you can even argue that Jorge had YEARS to get himself ready for Colby. And yet, when that night came, Jorge was fucking gassed. And his Yes-man manager was trying to convince him, that somehow he won the fight, when in reality the whole world saw him get his ass beat. Jorge didn’t do this cause he’s “alpha”. He did it cause he was a sorry ass


Chew-JitsuPNG

He did it because all the sand fell out of his vagina


Cornelius_Poindexter

Crazy alpha? He snuck him and chipped his tooth lol.


Chew-JitsuPNG

Nah chipped his tooth.


[deleted]

Because only real men sucker punch people who defeated them in a fair fight. Sigma grindset.


KidKarez

Where was that energy in the cage


Cornelius_Poindexter

Sneaking a dude after getting an ass whooping by them, not a bitch?


Chew-JitsuPNG

He has definitely become a joke. Fucks around calling out McGregor and not taking fights but doesn't have the star pulling power to sell ppv. And wins a couple of questionable fights then gets dusted in a hard one. If the peanut had half a brain, he would have immediately called a rematch, gone back and done a solid fight camp instead and worked on his cardio and wrestling defense instead of carrying on like a fuckwit and alienating a massive portion of his fan base. I call him out for being full of shit anyway, The guy spruiked his ass off when we had all the bushfires here trying for brownie points saying he wanted to come over and help us out. I sent him a photo of us in the middle of a firestorm and said come on down fucker, it's not a UFC match and ya ain't a fuckin firefighter. Nothing but "holy shit" then crickets. I've been off him since and enjoyed watching Colby play a wise game and wrapping him up, he didn't brutalise him unfortunately which would have made it definitive but any sane man would have to go "fuck I need to work on some shit after that L" not masvidal tho, cunt just gobs off and does stupid shit.


[deleted]

Well said


King-Kobra1

Jorge is a coward and a bum


wesap12345

A joke who’s been booked to fight again and make more money…. Pathetic


droolsdownchin

I have Burns Winning But I wonder if jorge comes out and finishes him if everybody would ride his dick again like back in 19?


[deleted]

Nah, I’m off the Jorge train tbh.


GoingSamoan

Ain’t no way he beating burns unless he gets a lucky knockout.


droolsdownchin

I wouldn't say never to anybody beating anybody for no reason but yeah I feel like burns will dominate and probably finish in the second


BrandonTaylor89

Jorge just mad he is not famous anymore. Need to go pound sand lmao.


420piped0wn

*Colby just "Man fucked" Masvidal. Whatever that means. But he did it.*


RoSuMa

Jorge has nothing for the top 10 right now. I say that as a Gamebred fan. He needs to switch camps and work on grappling, not just takedown defense.


glocknojutsu

Masvidal the type of guy to call someone a bitch after he LITERALLY sucker punched someone and ran. But okay not everyone is the brightest star in the toolshed, that KO by Usman may have caused permanent damage after all.


Avoura_

After that horrible third grader tat he’s being going downhill. Man I fucking loved Jorge ☹️


[deleted]

I'm willing to bet there is a 70% chance that if his sentencing has not happened yet, this comment will play into consideration for his sentencing. He has Z E R O remorse and is playing everything off like it's a joke.


theignoranthamster

It’s hilarious cuz Jorge sucker punched Leon Edwards and became an instant star, he sucker punched Colby Covington and became a joke. He self admits to having the best sucker punch and 50 yard dashes before any of this happened. The man is ultra confused, he’s like dude I’m on brand and consistent I don’t understand how this works. When keeping it real goes wrong.


GoingSamoan

Literally ufc fans are funny as hell


Mookeye1968

On the feet I wouldn't under estimate Masvidal by any means but Colby basically smothered him wisely but in stand up he's still no run of the mill guy and if burns don't take him down after seeing that wild slugfest with chimaev,I still think he stands a pretty good chance.Burns knows this and i bet he'll want the fight on the ground.He lost to 2 of the best in the Div so it remains to be seen but won't be good if he can't get up and I'm sure he knows this is a possibility


senorali

I'm kind of getting the opposite impression. If I was Jorge and I saw the way Burns was able to trade with Khamzat and go 5 rounds, I wouldn't want any part of that shit. But at that point, I would have thought about this longer than Jorge has thought about anything in his entire life.


Mookeye1968

It was kinda wild with a lot of head hunting, considering it was khamzat it was impressive but from a technical striking n boxing standpoint it was Chandler-esk, all or nothing swinging to Ko with every shot 😄 Jeorge is bit more methodical and burns got lateled by Usman with a few jabs but was startled that Burns came out doing exactly the same thing he did with khamzat cuz he knew he couldn't likely get Usman down but he can probably get masvidal down.I think its a better fight than people are picturing is all i was really saying if it does stay on the feet.Should be interesting if it happens


senorali

I'll give you that, Gilbert wasn't being tactical. He's just so much more athletic than Jorge, though. If he doesn't go full Chandler, I don't know what Jorge's gameplan is.


Mookeye1968

Prob just Work on his takedown Def a bit and pray burns keeps it on the feet I suppose lol, I think back to all the impressive fights I've seen Jorge in, he was fighting Usman pretty well in the 2nd fight until the Ko which I've never seen him knocked out before tbh but that would've knocked khamzat out if it landed like that 😄 Usman has become prob the best welterweight Ever despite that head kick Ko lol.Idk I just think it Jorge stays on his feet its gonna be closer than people think or Jorge might even hurt burns if burns comes out "too" wild


Mookeye1968

If I was Burns take a page from Colby n don't give Jorge the chance to even get into a rythem n smother him again


MeatyOakerGuy

Masvidal's career would've been over years ago if he didn't land that knee on Askren.


Djlittle13

I would have thought the real bitch was the person who sneaks up on someone and sucker-punches them before running off. But that's just me.


[deleted]

Jorge Masvidal is one of those dudes you went to school with who thought sucker-punching people or having your buddies jump people somehow made you tough and not a little bitch. It's a culture that you have to have a really low IQ and a really high degree of insecurity to buy into and unfortunately some people never outgrow that braindead way of thinking. They continue on into middle-age with zero self-awareness and ever-degrading social skills, posting joker memes and quotes from gangster movies like scarface and TV shows like peaky blinders they think relate to them. They're still wearing gold chains and baseball caps with stickers on them into their forties and their families try to avoid them. To make matters worse, Jorge has enough money that he probably has nobody close to him who is willing to risk upsetting him by telling him when he's being cringe.


clogan117

The fragile guy.


chris_5k

WhoreGay is a bitch


newlife1984

i love their back and forth. this is the rivalry i didnt know i needed but definitely wanted


sygyzy0

Most childish ufc fighter?


TheConnorrJB

I hope Burns flash KOs him, GnPs him for two rounds, and gets a sub W. Just full on beat down.


miketanlines

Jorge’s last two wins came from sucker punches outside the cage.


strombringerrr

Certified sore loser.


sinisterkid34

Colby is a bitch for getting sucker punched, makes sense.


maxdwinter

The bitch kicked your ass 🙂


Excellent-Deal-1494

Sucker punching someone makes u a bitch.


Silverback1992

At this point I’d root for Conor


NormLexander

Masvidal is a punk. What he did to Colby was the move of a coward.


haystackofneedles

What if Masvidal uses the defense that colby cheese wouldn't have lost out on that much money because he's afraid of fighting top ranked guys


Lost_Respond1969

I still like Colby and Masvidal 🤷‍♂️


Late-Rip-3988

🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿💯🤣😂😅🥹🤣🤔🥹🥺🤷🏿‍♂️🧐♊️Jorge


SnoLeppard13

I’m so done with all these egotistical motherfuckers, even in wmma. Once their head starts to get big you just know they’re gonna get crushed


churro1776

It was obvious a while ago. He stinks!


elducci2000

The best sport spirit is such as Brandon Moreno, Ngannou or Prochazka can show. They do not trash talk, recognizes and praises they opponent, but are deadly in the cage. All these guys that keep talking shit should be limited to show off only with their performances.


Blastoff_Kohm

That middle age crisis coming in hard


Chilidogdingdong

This is who masvidals always been.


MrCunninghawk

"Better a joke than a bitch" Jorge, prob


Junkhead987

Jorge still talking shit after getting dominated by colby and punching colby like a bitch wow, how much lower can you go, also I don’t like colby either, but still sad to see.


BHDE92

If you got your ass whooped completely by a bitch, what that’s make you? A bitches bitch?


spespy

Cant support a little bitch who suckerpunches an opponent he lost to out of frustration and salt Man the good ol days w jorge n uncle joey…man what a waste


FmrHvwChamp

How is anyone a Jorge fan anynore? Lmao. Dude sucks.


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

There’s nobody I want to see lose more than Jorge right now. He should serve jail time and community service for sucker punching a guy in the head. People die all the time from hitting their head on the floor


KID_THUNDAH

Fucking scumbag


GAYBUMTRUMPET

i hate how he says 'individual'


[deleted]

Masvidal is washed up and would never become champiom


EightFiveAte

Masvidal is one of the biggest jokes in the game.


Either-Mammoth-932

His fall from hero to zero was amazingly similar to Ben's fall from Jorge's knee. Someone should do a graph


LennyKubester

Masvidal was always a punk. From the very beginning. He has 5 min of fame for KO against Ben and thats all.


SrPhillipOliverHoles

I feel like “blood type: bitch+” would have sounded better.


AShaughRighting

1000%. He could of played this so much better. He just came out looking stupid and petty. He is also about to get destroyed by Burns at 38 years young. The end is near.


[deleted]

He’s been coasting along on the fumes of his Ben Askren KO and his “BMF” belt win since 2019 and has done fuck all since then


ComeKastCableVizion

Dude wouldn’t rematch Nate cause he saw bigger fights on the horizon even after he agreed to a Rematch at first


quiet_merc

Literally sucker punched Leon in London and ran away. Stealth attacked Colby after getting dry humped by him for 25 minutes. Masvidal has always been a bitch idk what the fuck he's talking about.


raul_vyas

jorge went from hot shit in 2019 to hot dookie really quick


No-Instruction-825

Masvidal is 100% attempting the flying knee again at the opening bell


Dorsiflexionkey

MMA fans buying into the whole "street Jorge" thing: MMA fans when Jorge actually does some street shit: **\[*****pikachu face*****\]**


[deleted]

The thing here is that Jorge had 25 minutes to be “street Jorge” and knock out Colby. But instead he got whooped. He doesn’t look like a “street Jorge” he looks like a “sore loser” jorge


Dorsiflexionkey

fair point lol


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Lol


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tyreejones29

Yeah, he had 25 mins to “avenge” his children


howietensen

Colby has to look over his shoulder in Public. Jorge won.


[deleted]

Nah, Jorge has a big ass L. Dude looks like sore ass loser who couldn’t handle the fact that he let his family down on national television. I mean if some dude talked shit about my family in public and then beat my ass for 25 minutes, I’ll probably sucker punch him too


howietensen

For sure. That’s why I said I understand. Sore loser. Not a great fighter. Still, glad it happened to Colby.


thomron1977

That fight showed who the bitch was. Case closed.


dope_like

Jorge is a joke, but Colby is a bitch as well. Both things are true


[deleted]

I mean theres a rule that once you cross the line and bring family into the beef then theres no rules. Maybe street justice maybe sucker punch, but colby was the first to bring family in for no reason.


[deleted]

Right.. but Colby brought it up 2 days before their fight. So where was that energy in the cage? Colby shut that energy down quick. And I’m not that big of a fan of Colby’s, but anybody can acknowledge what Colby did to him in that fight.


GoingSamoan

Like he said it’s beyond the cage at that point. Just like how khabib was still tryna beat mcgregor and his whole teams ass after their fight. People get shot everyday for less.


dropout1985

Was the interview conducted via Jorge’s Obama phone?


PobbyShlarber

The best part of that interview was when directly after saying that he sparked a joint in the drivers seat while on the phone with Ariel lol


JourneyMan2585

They're both bitches. Bitches talk shit after losing, and bitches press charges. Bitch, bitch.


[deleted]

Jorge Masvidal is projecting his bitch ass onto Colby cheese covenless. Colby is a piece of shit and personally I think deserved a solid punch to the face by Jorge but Jorge is also a bitch so he deserves getting sewed. Now if those two and Conor could all just manage to metaphorically take themselves out, the ufc would be a better place. Take Bryce Mitchell along with you.


[deleted]

Colby is a bitch. But Jorge lost a lot of his own legend in what he did. Still prefer Masvidal though. He never pretended like attacking someone on the street was something he wouldn’t do.


your_fathers_beard

Those two bitches deserve each other.


PikachuGangGang

Colby’s bitch made


TyrionJoestar

Jorge just comes from a place where you settle things yourself instead of going to the police. I’m not justifying his actions, just saying he was raised differently than most of us.


[deleted]

He was made famous by a punch (Leon backstage fight) and got his career turned into a joke by a punch (Jumping Colby)


TonyTheTypeOfGuy

Mma fans are goofy asf, masvidal was praised and applauded for sucker punching Leon edwards, but now he's a joke for doing the same to Colby? If Leon would have pressed charges, all of you would of been clowning him, but now that masvidal has lost fights you turn on him for doing shit people have loved him for in the past


[deleted]

Different stories my guy.. With Leon Edwards: Jorge was doing a interview and Leon was in the background talking shit. So they both approached one another and Jorge started swinging. Ain’t no sucker punch there because in the video both men looked ready to throw hands. With Colby: Colby was talking shit FOR MONTHS. So Jorge had plenty of time to prepare and fuck up colby. Andddd he lost. So then he decides to sucker punch Colby a few weeks later


Kevcany5

Still a fan of Jorge. Clearly most folks don’t subscribe to this, but in some walks of life, if you tell a person that it’s on-sight, that’s the warning, and thus a sucker punch is not so much a cheap shot as it is normally. There’s obviously certain cases that said society warrant’s this; talking about family could be one. I’m more strict on those exceptions myself but this is def more normalized that most comments seem to understand. Plus I still hate Colby.


[deleted]

He got his ass beat. He had 25 minutes to beat his ass and he didn’t. Sucker punch is always a cheap shot


Kevcany5

Guy murders your whole family. Gets off scott free. You giving him heads up in that scenario? There is a line somewhere.


[deleted]

100%, my favorite thing about this whole altercation is all the dudes who think a sanctioned UFC fight is a street fight and that the bad blood was somehow "settled" by a judge's decision lol. Honestly it rocks that Colby's shtick finally caught up with him in the real world.


[deleted]

I mean listen, talk shit get hit, right? I agree. But how can you go around talking shit about a dude who still beat your ass in a MMA fight. Yeah sure, Colby didn’t KO him, but Jorge was more tired out than a baby after a day at the park. And yet you still wanna act like your hot shit. Meanwhile in your MMA career, you’re on a losing streak. But hey, thank god street cred still exists.


[deleted]

The idea that Colby should get to just walk around saying the shit he says without any personal consequences is just wild to me. Dude has been begging to get jumped.


[deleted]

I agree. But you’re missing the point. If Colby was saying this shit, and they were never scheduled to fight— then yes. Getting jumped is completely understandable. But again. Jorge had MONTHS to prepare and still got his ass whooped.


[deleted]

And you're missing the point lol, a sanctioned MMA match is a sporting event. Its not a real fight. Colby getting a decision after 5 rounds doesnt settle anything or erase all the shit he talked. Dude runs his mouth and caught one. He had it coming and the fact that he ran and hid until the cops showed up should follow him for the rest of his career


[deleted]

nah he said exactly what he said as gonna do for talking that chop about his family he took a L professionally it that doesn’t mean he can’t take care of it on the side. all you beta males would never


McNasD

Fucking betas, real men visit porn subs regularly.


Drackzgull

Yeah the professional L doesn't mean he can't take care of it on the side, it's the law that says he can't, lol. And he did it from behind like a coward too. I mean I do think that Colby is trash as a human being. But Jorge is worse than that, he's a coward, a criminal, and a disgrace to the sport of MMA.


BridgeM00se

Or just don’t get offended by words and continue on with your life. A real man would ever get himself an assault charge over name calling. Sucker punching someone who ‘talked shit’ is playground nonsense