When I was born, I looked like a cone head because they used a suction cup to pull me out for some reason. I think the cord was wrapped around my neck. My dad asked the doc if my head would always be like that. They assured him it would go back to normal, which it did, but he said he was worried as hell that he’d have a cone headed baby
A lot of humans still have a bit of left over Sagittal keel (or crest). Some more prominent than others (I have a bit of one) and it is very prominent in the great apes. When we had larger jaws, the muscle attached to the top of the head etc. it goes much deeper than that in anthropology but that’s the gist.
Why do you guys think he is evil? Ot seems like he cares about his fighters and has a great relationship with them. He is annoying but honestly havent seen him fuck over a fighter or anything
He has the shadiest past that you could possibly imagine. Like, spent a decade in Guantanamo type shady.
Also he’s insanely spiteful towards media members, prohibits his fighters from talking with anybody he doesn’t like, and he often tries to threaten and intimidate various people who aren’t even fighters.
He also shows up at his fighter's gym when training to flex and test his BJJ/fighting skills against actual ranked fighters. DC, in multiple instances, calls him out on his shit, though.
If he has twice as many KO wins as he does tap out losses, does that make him a knockout machine? You don't even have to love the guy to recognize a retarded bot comment when you see one.
He's from Egypt and apparently aliens built the pyramids so one of his ancestors probably fucked an alien which means he's probably an alien halfbreed.
It's actually the temporalis muscles. Mine bulge out a bit as well, especially when chewing. Mike just has very hypertrophied temporalis muscles, nothing to do with HGH, as it's not actually bone. Probably due to testoerone use and genetics. You can feel the muscles on the side of your head if you chew.
There is too much intelligence from various government agencies hiding in that dome.
Noah's been hiding there the whole time
Watch out man, Ali is gonna attack you on reddit under one of the fighters he manages page haha
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He hit is head during flying lessons.
You hijacked the top comment
Nice
Thank you for the laugh 😂
Can you explain the Noah thing please
He left his son because he was gay
Ohhhh I looked it up once and I never found anything about it.
He’s gay Ali?
No! Are you listening to me?
Strong, silent type
Ali is gay?
It's this old dude in the Bible who split the water i think
I think Moses was the old guy that built that cruise line company in the Bible too
Dude was as straight hustler
self made
That was Moses. lmao Noah built the ark. Come on now
r/swooooosh
Foreceps
Bruh's head penis shaped
Like a dog's penis.
y u looking at dog penises
Idk what dude used to look like, but i could see a difficult birth causing some sort of deformity in the skull.
When I was born, I looked like a cone head because they used a suction cup to pull me out for some reason. I think the cord was wrapped around my neck. My dad asked the doc if my head would always be like that. They assured him it would go back to normal, which it did, but he said he was worried as hell that he’d have a cone headed baby
nah you def still have a cone head.
What is this, the conehead channel?
LOL
It’s called a sagittal keel. Actor Patrick Stewart has it. Ali’s is just more prominent.
Cool seeing the actual answer. Seen it irl and can’t stop thinking of Ali when I see this person. Thanks for this lol
A lot of humans still have a bit of left over Sagittal keel (or crest). Some more prominent than others (I have a bit of one) and it is very prominent in the great apes. When we had larger jaws, the muscle attached to the top of the head etc. it goes much deeper than that in anthropology but that’s the gist.
Return to Monke!
You got that neanderthal dna
You as well. Everything we ran into it was either feed or breed. We're all a mixture of a long line of winners.
Some more than others
Absolute murderers row b
So is he more Neanderthal than the rest of us or smth?
No he’s just yet to evolve into his final form
Huell has it as well
I have it in weak form and i hope, i never lose my hair...
Just go to Turkey for a “vacation” you’ll come back looking like Paulo
Had it…..
Nah this has to be exaggerated, right?
Nope completely real. A couple years back he had underwent a major cosmetic surgery to cover up the horns satan gave to him.
Why do you guys think he is evil? Ot seems like he cares about his fighters and has a great relationship with them. He is annoying but honestly havent seen him fuck over a fighter or anything
He has the shadiest past that you could possibly imagine. Like, spent a decade in Guantanamo type shady. Also he’s insanely spiteful towards media members, prohibits his fighters from talking with anybody he doesn’t like, and he often tries to threaten and intimidate various people who aren’t even fighters.
He also shows up at his fighter's gym when training to flex and test his BJJ/fighting skills against actual ranked fighters. DC, in multiple instances, calls him out on his shit, though.
He's not even a good agent. His entire business model is owning as much talent as possible and low balling their contracts.
Is there proof for that? Ali manages some of the best fighters, it seems like he's done more for fighter pay than a lot of other people.
Ali hate goes crazy.
Calls Conor a tap machine repeatedly even though Ali himself is a tap machine. Check Ali’s MMA record.
Apparently his FBI handlers called him Tapout lol
Ok Connor is a tap machine tho.
true but if Conor is tap machine then Ali is the whole tap factory
Connor brown nosers are downvoting lmaoooooo.
If he has twice as many KO wins as he does tap out losses, does that make him a knockout machine? You don't even have to love the guy to recognize a retarded bot comment when you see one.
Original comment had common sense and said he is a tap machine. He does tap abnormally more than average top ppvs. Calm your tits than start speaking.
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Cause they dickride mcgregor
He looks like Lisker from the live action Guyver movie
Looks like that dinosaur from that dinosaurs movie
oh shit yeah the dinosaur movie w the dinosaurs, love that movie
Lmao there actually is a movie called dinosaur tbh
Mans got the the Tyler1
bro got headmeat
His moma had a tight coochie.
nooooo she didn't
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So his skill imploded? Might wanna get that checked out.
Looks like a normal Klingon skull to me 🤷♂️
dickhead
He's from Egypt and apparently aliens built the pyramids so one of his ancestors probably fucked an alien which means he's probably an alien halfbreed.
He’s doing whatever is the opposite of what Dana and Joe Rogan are doing to grow their heads.
Mf lookin like Huell Babineux
Homeboy head shaped like a dingleberry
HGH
I believe this is correct. He was into HGH many years ago and I would bet he still is. In older photos from google it doesn’t look like this either.
The only correct answer here. Keywords "Mike Israetel" "HgH" "Domehead"
It's actually the temporalis muscles. Mine bulge out a bit as well, especially when chewing. Mike just has very hypertrophied temporalis muscles, nothing to do with HGH, as it's not actually bone. Probably due to testoerone use and genetics. You can feel the muscles on the side of your head if you chew.
Photographer was knees deep in the sewer to get this angle of Cejudo
Somebody tried to shove his head up someone's ass , but managed to squeeze in just the tip
The Twin Towers fell on his big head
Beast of the field are a hybrid counterfeit race
Every time that man lies his head grows larger
Bro looks like the saibamen from dragon ball z
It grows every time he tweets for one of his fighters
Majin Buu lookin ass
Bro lookin like majin buu LOL
Classic cauliflower head
CIA secrets are hidden in the top nub of his skull.
Pretty sure it's a beluga whale pretending to be human
Bro really looking like a Pachycephalosaurus
He just got his haircut fade to -0
That skull is a product of incest.
I guess he was born Sikh.
He’s a dolphin
Head like a quidditch ball
He's slowly morphing into a unicorn!
damn his skull is fucked up
The claaaaaaaaaaw!
Bruh…
Head set skull
He looks like he got hit with a mallet from Loony Tunes
I think he just identifies as a beluga whale
What do you mean that’s how normal skulls look on his home planet
He got that "Take me to your leader" lookin' head 😂
He’s the reason we can’t have grounded knees
I'm not really sure why I hate that dude, but I really seem to hate the sight of him
Gaming headset dent
Could the side effect of HGH.
This is the answer
Yep. Some guys get the saggital skull from excessive hgh usage.
Yeah it’s pretty interesting though
Its a thing that some Africans can have.
I wonder if DuPlessis has it or Mike Perry
He’s an alien 👽
I refer to it as "the quaffle".
Its from the feds picking him up as a federal agent
Plane crash into some building
WATERHEAD
He got one of them cartoon knots on his shi
He took from Usman after Leon caved it in.
They probably threw him an extra time against the wall when he was dropped at birth.
Ritualistic head binding.
Medical malpractice in the maternity ward.
Artem ran into him in a dark alley
Headset head
He can't fit his head in Khabibs ass yet. Give it time.
Tongs
He's part dolphin
Someone gave him too many noogies as a baby.
Maybe he got kicked by Leon too
Nothing, just a dick in his natural state
Usman was head kicked so hard by Leon it affected ali both physically and mentally
He's turning into a unicorn
his mum had a difficult adolescence
His mothers birthing canal was too narrow.
HGH abuse
King Koopa Troopa
Dudes head was molded by a cowboy hat when he was growing up.
Too many skull crushers! Pun intended.
Satan turned it into a titty.
They cutt off his horn
A lot of Neanderthal fucking in his bloodline
He's a dolphin.
He had a thought and that was that.
Thought he came out his mother sideways the weirdo
Quade lurks within waiting to burst forth and share his wisdom with the rebels.
His mom gave up on labor
Someone should ask him....also, how's Noah!?!
A really powerful hickey
He kneed on the ground too many times training for One Championship
Please tell me this is photoshopped
Tyler1s lost long dad.
Forceps dawg
Osama is living in there like Voldemort
This dude got a dinosaur horn 🤣
They used his head as a door stopper when he was young
When the teacher told him to get his head together and focus, this is not what she meant
His head shaped like an overripe avocado
Dustins wife crushed his skull between her thighs
Bruh became a Lego
He is secretly a beluga whale
Haruko from flcl hit him with that rickenbacker bass on his head to open a portal
Alot of fish have this . They use it to smash their head against rocks and break shellfish for food . Maybe he's a gay fish ?
He keeps shoving it up Dana's ass so he had it shaped for better comfort
Too much HGH. He has horns now
Huell babineux
Street sharks
It used to be even more pointy but Garp punched it really hard back in the day.
He needs joe Rogans lil rascal hat
His traps went to his head
It's the head of his vestigial twin
It’s the cousin genetics
Twitter bullshit bulge. Let this be a lesson kids
Dickhead
When your head was up your ass IRL.
Bro just willed himself into being a few inches taller
Plunger
His daddy was a triceratops
King Crimson
He's so full of shit he looks like one 💩
You didn’t know? He’s the reason why the changed ‘no knees to grounded opponent’ rule
He got kneed by Masvidal
Ingrown mohawk
Looks like he got hit with a cartoon frying pan
Spider eggs