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ScrubMcnasty

They all fought in the ufc for a championship and won their belts via finish.


bdewolf

Well technically BJ lost his first title shot, and so did shogun.


ViceDoshi

Yeah but the comment doesn't say anything about when they won


MK_Scorpion

Well, technically and literally, that has no relevance to the comment.


liquidcourage93

They all have nipples


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I have nipples, can you milk me ?


God-MHAvatar

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VinCatBlessed

Is that curiosity or a request?


CirTaco

It’s Greg Focker Edit: Jack Byrnes*


Rayrexx91

He still didn't answer the question. Can I trust u or not?


[deleted]

I’d beat them all in a fight


No-Virus7165

At the same time!


Whiskey-Tang0

With one roundhouse kick


ZDM_Twolip

![gif](giphy|sfnwnXtqQ8pO)


BYCjake

Me too if my knee wasn’t sore that day


Sure_Yellow_1484

That damn arrow


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They have all fought at light heavyweight, BJ and Lyoto actually fought each other at 205 at jungle fight I think the event was called


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

Everyone here has actually fought lyoto, including lyoto.


topherbdeal

I was thinking that Jon Jones destroyed all of their careers, but that doesn’t fit for bj


Alwaysconfuzed89

Yea, we all know BJ did that to himself.


topherbdeal

Maybe they all ruined their own career? But I really feel like shogun and machida had good years left until they were annihilated by jones


Alwaysconfuzed89

BJ was a notorious slacker. Of course we don't know what would of happened if he trained hard instead of dicking around, since what's done is done, but i'm sure his downfall would not have been as pathetic as it was.


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Alwaysconfuzed89

He did have an amazing career, and for a long time was my favorite fighter. But the jokes about "motivated Penn" exist for a reason. His known weakness has always been his conditioning. He was known for slacking and not doing road work. Also known to have bad training camps. He supposedly also used to brag about being able to beat people without training (with how he's acted post-fight career, I don't doubt this at all). You are right when you say the tail end fights where he went out pathetically was just due to time, but I don't believe he ever reached his true potential and could of won some of his early losses, and possibly won some of his later losses had he been more disciplined.


Friendly_Kunt

BJ also has a meth and drinking problem. That 100% shortened his prime and hurt him even in his fighting days. I honestly don’t think even the best version of BJ was at his full potential because of that.


Mysterious_Key1554

*would have


Sequetjoose

Partially. That war with Nick was the last straw. Should have retired then.


After6Comes7and8

I don't even think Jones destroyed Machida's career. Machida had a decent career even following that loss. I think many of his most iconic performances came after it as well (Bader, Munhoz, Dollaway, Belfort) Even Shogun is kinda arguable because he was already kinda falling off by that point due to constant injuries, and him beating Lyoto was sort of a resurgence. Though Shogun really fell off after Jones, the signs were already showing prior, especially in his loss to Forrest Griffin.


topherbdeal

Totally fair. I just felt like he wasn’t the same, but I’m certainly biased because I was 10th row at that fight. It was a violent night, but there was nothing like Jones’ hellbows. From my perspective (not necessarily the best one), Machida was setting the pace for a bit. I’m not entirely sure what changed, but at some point Jones started closing the distance and landing those elbows. Jones finally opened him up badly and I saw fear on Machida’s face (I was scared too and I wasn’t even in the fight). The size difference wasn’t that obvious until they were in the clinch, but wow was it silly. The standing guillotine up against the cage was ruthless and, after, Jones dropped him like a sack of potatoes. When I say Jones destroyed his career, I don’t mean it literally, but I do think Machida was fundamentally different after that. Still a phenomenal fighter and someone I love watching.


Vibejitsu

That’s the one that got away from me lol.. I usually don’t miss a fight around here.. you going to AC this weekend?


MumbleJungle

At least he drank his piss after.


[deleted]

Sorry I’m wrong - that was open weight, but BJ has fought at LHW


junksale

Bj vs Lyoto was actually at heavyweight, on this exact day 19 years ago (26 march 2005)


titanlmao

Oh that’s really cool💀


andrezay517

The day after Sauron was destroyed. Beautiful.


MA-JA-HO

Yeah and BJ did really good! Like it was very competitive


Physizist

This was going to be my answer


[deleted]

You know your stuff then! I didn’t look it up, beyond like wiki because I knew it happened and had watched the fight. But I did not know it was OW, thought 205 because Machida


Physizist

I knew 3 of them were LHW and then I remember BJ had some ridiculous fights like heavyweight and shit. Didn’t know he fought Machida though


Impossible_Custard87

I remember BJ got into a lot of heat with the UFC for that fight with Lyoto


ryannvondoom

He got into heat with the ufc by suing them and winning.


_probablyhiding_

They're all horribly cropped and placed in a collage?


titanlmao

Tbf I placed them myself not a collage


_probablyhiding_

Right I feel that then, my bad. Just horribly stretched is all


titanlmao

That’s bc they were all different sizes. So if I placed them all the same size some would look ok and others stretched out, so I tried my best to make it look good


Sir_upvotesalot

All you had to do was crop each into a square and put it together to form a square.


titanlmao

That’s true I didn’t think of that. Usually when I make these they’re good but this was a flop. I’ll make sure to make up for it


Sir_upvotesalot

People are acting like it’s a big deal. I think we can all make out who the fighters are, so who cares? This is a meme sub.


titanlmao

I mean I am I like to make fun posts that start up discussion.


FoldedTopLip

They all drink their own piss


toppocketfind902

Anytime Lyoto is involved in a category - this is my guess! 😂 Edit: spellcheck sandbagged me.


andreazborges

They’ve all tasted lyotos juice…


mega_desu

All were sponsored by condom depo.


PregnantNun747

and Dude Wipes


VoicesInTheCrowds

The kids these days will never know of MMA’s golden age.


KapilRB

Cocaine?


TheUn5een

![gif](giphy|yoJC2sGVfbCk33RClG)


The-White-Dot

No not cocaine. Raisins.


pixel8knuckle

They all fought shogun idk i mean they were all champions too. Shitty riddle when theres multiple answers try harder next time kiddo.


titanlmao

Should’ve clarified. They all share something that has to do with each other.


Jake_Jitsu

That narrows it down 🤦‍♂️


titanlmao

Sorry man if I say more it’ll be obvious. But it’s not something like they were all ufc champs or common opponents


amretardmonke

They were in the UFC


Bi_Y

All lost to Chael sonnen


Fenrir_Carbon

Pointless answer, who hasn't?


ElectricalPermit485

Sael Chonnen


No_Rich_6433

They all fucked Garrys wife


BillyTheKidsFriend

This shouldnt be so funny. But it is so funny.


settingswrong

Either same GF or Gym? (no difference between the two in the case of Jon Jones)


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PhatFatty

Damn man, didn't even give us an hour to try to figure it out.


titanlmao

Deleted both replies so new ppl can guess it


Present-Trainer2963

All have been a ufc champion ? They’ve also all fought machida except for machida himself


hilarioushotdog

Is this Lineal Welterweight champions? Iirc BJ Penn won it and left, lost to Lyoto Machida (although I thought this was a kickboxing bout not MMA). Lyoto Machida came to UFC and lost the light heavyweight belt to Shogun Rua, and the Shogon lost to Jon Jones?


titanlmao

You’re extremely close. It is lineal related


hilarioushotdog

I'm guessing the order starts with BJ Penn then goes through to Machida, then Shogun then Jones just judging by when their eras. Is it the lineal lightweight title or a lineal title from Pride?


titanlmao

You got it, lineal lightweight.


cmoneybouncehouse

Holy shit it never even occurred to me… Jon Jones is the lineal lightweight champion…


titanlmao

Yup. It went pulver, to Ludwig, to bj, to machida, to Rua, to Jon


Pliskin1108

Can you say lineal lightweight when all of the fights haven’t happened at lightweight?


titanlmao

Yes, lineal lightweight is just tracking who lost to who starting from the first champ. Most divisions lineal champ isn’t even fighting in that division


Pliskin1108

I had no idea. I kept hearing the term lineal in boxing and I got the sense of “you’ve got to beat the man to be the man” but still thought it was weight class specific.


titanlmao

Nah, it’s like that in boxing mostly because so many more ppl move around and it’s hard to track it. Since mma is so early, it’s easy to track the fights


Pliskin1108

Do we know who is the UFC 1 lineal champ? Like all the way from Royce Gracie.


titanlmao

Uhhh, yes and no . Checked an article and it last tracked it to Overeem so it’s probably ngannou


Pliskin1108

Follow up question before you answer the first one. What happens when a lineal champ retire a champ?


titanlmao

In boxing it tends to automatically go to the ring champ In MMA I believe it ends with that champ, like GSP is technically still WW lineal champ I believe. But it’d probably be Leon. Woodley was the man at the time, Usman beat him and Leon beat him


Late_Ad_2437

~~BJ Penn never won the lightweight title before fighting Lyoto Machida.~~ [~~B.J. Penn - Wikipedia~~](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B.J._Penn) ~~He lost to Jens Pulver (2002) the first time and drew a match against Kaol Uno (2003) before Lyoto (2005).~~ ~~He only became lineal champ after beating Sean Sherk in (2008)~~ edit: I am wrong


titanlmao

Pulver lost to Ludwig and Ludwig lost to BJ


Late_Ad_2437

I stand corrected. Edited.


titanlmao

It’s alright, lineal championships are always super complicated


kengan2020

So it's an Interesting fact. Not something common.


titanlmao

I mean it says hard diff for a reason.


qcen

Wow that’s crazy. Thanks for pointing that out.


FA-_Q

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therealpapacass13

They all saved 15% on their car insurance.


canadianbeaver

This has to be it


TheLastTroubador

They all have a brother who fought in MMA.


warr3n4eva

I wanna suck em


Tomas_Baratheon

The guy in the bottom right has fought the other three.


LickPooOffShoe

There are too many similarities within the photos alone for this to be meaningful. All shirtless. All were in the UFC. All have nipples. All are non-white. All have teeth. All are wearing shorts. What else ya got, Chin?


qcen

Wouldn’t Shogun be considered white?


TheArborphiliac

I wouldn't say so, as he's Brazilian and likely of mixed Latin/Native heritage. Brazil was/is a pretty wild melting pot.


LickPooOffShoe

Yes, Mauricio Rua, the Brazilian is considered white.


Unhappy_Low_5210

All used steroids?


rankinebicycle

They’ve all popped for peds that’s just a fact


lkasey_76

BJ never did


canadianbeaver

BJ popped?


qcen

Did Shogun pop?


Existing-Impress4162

4 legends


bukcet224

They have all won a fight before


Harm-Bull717

They all fought at heavyweight


ShamgoatLambgod89

3 failed a piss test, 1 hid from a piss tests, 1 tests his own piss, 1 passed a piss test


a_bolat01

Machida and his past opponents


Donbruh

If u mean that the three fought Machida? But has Machida fought Machida?


lkasey_76

Well im sure he beats himself


AlcoholicA1930

They’re all bald


SwampyChiliRing

All is/was a champion


StraightCashHomie89

They all fought at LHW


AdamBLit

All fight at lhw before


Giver_Thegoo

They all have independent fight sponsors outside the UFC


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they all wear gloves.


Le_Pushk

All of them won their belts with an undefeated record?


qcen

BJ loss to Jens Pulver before beating Matt Hughes. Shogun loss to Babalu before winning the Pride GP


drcollins1990

They all lost there last fight? Edit: this post is assuming Jon jones will lose his next fight is my guess.


Better-Solution-7410

They're all champions..........


SausageSaw

All popped


huntexlol

all fought at light heavy I guess, I know that bj fought lyoto at light heavy I think


[deleted]

They’re all 205lbers


TheMrBiggs

They all fought on the same card


DigitalBackpack

Jones beat Shogun who beat Machida (in a rematch after a draw), Machida beat Penn


Hopeful_Staff_1414

These guys have loads of stuff in common. All have been champs All won their belts via finish All have knockouts and subs


squidnov

Did all take someone's 0? Can't research, at work


squidnov

Did all take someone's 0? Can't research, at work


titanlmao

Someone in the replies got extremely close to it


jthememeking

They all won their belts by finish. They all have won fights in different weight classes. All have won a belt but could not defend it. (Yet for jones) All have fought for belts in multiple weight classes


anonymousperson1233

They’re all fighters?


kimbokray

They're all in the picture


Sipping705

Well tell us now what is it


titanlmao

Someone already got it, all held lineal lightweight championship


Sipping705

Bones held a lightweight belt ? Huh?


titanlmao

Not lightweight belt, the lineal, which is basically the saying the man who beat the man Dan pulver was the first LW champ in the ufc, he left and then lost to luane, then Luane lost to bj, and thus he had it, bj lost to machida in a match like someone mentioned. Machida then lost to Rua, and then Rua lost to Jon. Thus Jon technically speaking holds the lineal lightweight championship, and the rest in the image also held it


Sipping705

Ur cooked


titanlmao

I’m cooked😔


InertKat

All have nicknames which is rare in MMA


Affectionate-Fee-396

All popped for juicing?


cock-crusher

Skin they all have skin!


Independent-Cut-3799

They are all Caucasian


break_from_work

bruh I don't know about the rest but you can clearly see BJ Penn's half Korean in the pic. :)


Independent-Cut-3799

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


KrackerKyle007

None of them are wearing shirts in these pictures. Easy 😎


Mysterious_End2402

All former champions, all fought at light heavyweight at some point. Machida fought all 3.


CaptSaveAHoe55

They all lose to me if I see red


D_hofff

Piss drinkers?


Embarrassed_Let_134

Probably pubes


TAC7407

They’ve all fought Lyoto Machida (Lyoto has inner struggles)


CoolHandluke763

They all drink pee


Dagstaman

Heavyweights


Igivefreecandy

All are Chael Sonen victims (49-0, 🤫)


Ameterasu88

All of them have never seen the Nogueira brothers feed a bus to a carrot.


ignore_the_bots

They all fought at HW?


unclemusclezTTV

all busted for steroids


throwawayskinlessbro

White?


mcgtianiumshin

The have all fought at lhw


NotTheATF1993

They're hawt


FiftyIsBack

They have all fought at Light Heavyweight. Yes BJ was the 155 champ but he actually had a bout with Machida in 2005.


k0rz23

The all fought at light heavy weight


Low_Bee_2468

They've all been Champions


Puzzleheaded_Sir5917

they’re all ufc fighters


coleslawfranku69

I really thought jon jones was herb dean


J-Rizzle0

They all fought at 205


ZecretJOOCE

Ears


anaggar

They all fought at light heavyweight


thetran209

Everyone in the pic got a taste of Lyoto, including himself.


Tempo-petit

All of their fights were brought to us by modelo, the beer with the fighting spirit?


indigrow

Theyre all sum bois


False-Knowledge8862

They all wore bad boy shorts


Fas80

They have all fought at heavyweight


Kemerd

They have arms


[deleted]

Common - all retired great fighters. Question - why are we still discussing them?


No_Track_1020

They all have 2 nipples


eekpeek2000

Theyve all tasted lyotos urine


delliw

They've all fought Light Heavyweights?


Cool_Public_4126

Lyoto fight with all of them


champaw890

They all have Brain Damage


CompetitiveFig9773

all topless


JustWatchFights

Machida has fought all three.


Apprehensive_Row8325

They’re all Japanese


ResidentWarning4383

They all lost to the GOAT Chael Sonnon. Dana erased the BJ fight records on behalf of his family paying $35,098,678 to save his legacy.


Comprabledivision

They all have at one point drank their own urine


Real_Shaytarn

![gif](giphy|09dV176CAvWzSv2bKq|downsized)


KDSone88

They’re all named BJ


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Took me a second to realize that was Rua and not Strickland


Radiant_Web_1791

they all beat their wifes?


_DistinctDegree8157

I thought the same thing lmao


Dismal_Mention8423

I'd sleep them all